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Old 03-24-2010, 11:25 PM   #4001
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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LMAOROFL, I love hardcore christians. These guys can't be serious.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37578
Did this guy seriously get banned and labelled an enemy of God just because he knew what fap meant?
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Old 03-24-2010, 11:27 PM   #4002
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All NL50
thats a brag imo :P
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Old 03-24-2010, 11:34 PM   #4003
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

Sigh.....why?
Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $18.38
MP: $1.38
Hero (CO): $5.14
BTN: $0.50
SB: $5.07
BB: $5.79

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is CO with K K
1 fold, MP calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.22, BTN calls $0.22, 1 fold, BB raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.65, BTN calls $0.28 all in, BB raises to $5.79 all in, Hero calls $2.49 all in

Flop: ($10.85) A 9 5

Turn: ($10.85) 9

River: ($10.85) J

Final Pot: $10.85
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Nines)
BTN shows 7 8 (a pair of Nines)
BB shows J J (a full house, Jacks full of Nines)
BB wins $8.66
BB wins $1.47
(Rake: $0.72)
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Old 03-24-2010, 11:49 PM   #4004
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

What, am i thinking?

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($29.01)
BB ($25)
UTG ($21.88)
CO ($25)
Hero ($25.87)

Dealt to Hero K T

fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.85, SB calls $0.75, fold

FLOP ($1.95) Q 2 K

SB bets $0.50, Hero raises to $3.45, SB raises to $28.16 (AI), Hero calls $21.57 (AI)

TURN ($51.99) Q 2 K K

RIVER ($51.99) Q 2 K K 5

Hero shows K T
(Pre 33%, Flop 8.0%, Turn 15.9%)

SB shows Q Q
(Pre 67%, Flop 92.0%, Turn 84.1%)

SB wins $49.40

Im delirious.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($47.34)
BB ($23.64)
UTG ($6.42)
UTG+1 ($25)
Hero ($37.11)
BTN ($18.76)

Dealt to Hero A T

UTG raises to $6.42 (AI), fold, Hero calls $6.42, fold, fold, BB calls $6.17

FLOP ($19.36) 9 3 9

BB bets $17.22 (AI), Hero calls $17.22

TURN ($53.80) 9 3 9 5

RIVER ($53.80) 9 3 9 5 9

BB shows 7 7
(Pre 32%, Flop 11.6%, Turn 4.8%)

UTG shows 9 8
(Pre 28%, Flop 87.7%, Turn 95.2%)

Hero shows A T
(Pre 40%, Flop 0.7%, Turn 0.0%)

BB wins $32.71
UTG wins $18.40

39/16 clown, river is probably a fold?

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($22.01)
Hero ($41.91)
UTG ($25)
CO ($37.34)
BTN ($35.32)

Dealt to Hero J K

fold, CO raises to $0.85, BTN calls $0.85, fold, Hero calls $0.60

FLOP ($2.65) Q J K

Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets $2.40, Hero calls $2.40, CO folds

TURN ($7.45) Q J K 5

Hero checks, BTN bets $6.60, Hero calls $6.60

RIVER ($20.65) Q J K 5 5

Hero checks, BTN bets $10.68, Hero calls $10.68

BTN shows 9 T
(Pre 38%, Flop 86.4%, Turn 93.2%)

Hero shows J K
(Pre 62%, Flop 13.6%, Turn 6.8%)

BTN wins $39.91

I punched myself after this hand i know its a fold i just kept getting raised at the river so much and it tilts me.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
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SB ($29.78)
BB ($40.38)
UTG ($28.29)
UTG+1 ($28.97)
Hero ($30.90)
BTN ($28.61)

Dealt to Hero Q K

fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.85, BTN calls $0.85, fold, BB calls $0.60

FLOP ($2.65) 5 Q 9

BB bets $1.20, Hero calls $1.20, BTN calls $1.20

TURN ($6.25) 5 Q 9 K

BB checks, Hero bets $4, BTN calls $4, BB folds

RIVER ($14.25) 5 Q 9 K 5

Hero bets $6, BTN raises to $12, Hero calls $6

Hero shows Q K
(Pre 65%, Flop 72.8%, Turn 27.3%)

BTN shows T J
(Pre 35%, Flop 27.2%, Turn 72.7%)

BTN wins $36.34

Like this ....

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($33.10)
BB ($25)
UTG ($23.78)
Hero ($25.52)
BTN ($54.16)

Dealt to Hero Q A

fold, Hero raises to $0.85, fold, SB calls $0.75, fold

FLOP ($1.95) J Q 2

SB checks, Hero bets $1.75, SB calls $1.75

TURN ($5.45) J Q 2 J

SB checks, Hero bets $4, SB calls $4

RIVER ($13.45) J Q 2 J 2

SB checks, Hero bets $6.50, SB raises to $19, Hero folds

SB wins $25.13
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Old 03-25-2010, 12:01 AM   #4005
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

Dude

that weirdo Christian forum just messed with my head. I read like 3 pages of posts. Are those people for real?? I grew up in a fairly religious household and I never met anyone like that.
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Old 03-25-2010, 12:05 AM   #4006
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you only have yourself to blame for reading three pages
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Old 03-25-2010, 12:05 AM   #4007
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

my dad was pretty religious, but i dont quite get the whole god thing :/ just never really made too much sense to me so im kinda meh w/e
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Old 03-25-2010, 12:09 AM   #4008
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^^ u shud learn to fold to raises
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Old 03-25-2010, 12:10 AM   #4009
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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LMAOROFL, I love hardcore christians. These guys can't be serious.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37578
They also have a thread titled "Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are actually dirty whores"
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can anyone tell me the vpp/hand at nl200?
I figured fpppro.com would be in your bookmarks.
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:01 AM   #4010
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FML it's midnight and I still have 2 more chapters to read.

Test is in 9.5 hours. Zzz
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:10 AM   #4011
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

Why is it, everytime you don't realise someone is in a hand, they raise..
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:15 AM   #4012
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lulz

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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BB: $24.15
UTG: $27.65
Hero (CO): $25.00
BTN: $26.60
SB: $16.60

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with J A
UTG calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, BTN calls $1.25, 2 folds, UTG calls $1

Flop: ($4.10) 7 5 T (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $2.75, BTN folds, UTG raises to $26.40 all in, Hero calls $21 all in

Turn: ($51.60) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($51.60) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $51.60
UTG shows 7 T (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
Hero shows J A (a flush, Ace high)
Hero wins $49.60
(Rake: $2.00)
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:19 AM   #4013
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wtf from that christian site
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re: when is it OK to beat a woman?
Friends, I come here asking your advice in a spirit of Christ-like humility. I feat that, in the last few days, I may have grievously sinned against the Lord and male property rights, and my soul is troubled.
Recently, I've been spending a lot of time unchaperoned with a certain young lady. Of course, we haven't actually indulged in any lustful or lascivious acts together (thank you Jesus), but only those activities which it is proper for a young man and woman to perform together: sitting around while she scrubs my floors, washes my clothes, polishes my Bible, and so on. However, a few days ago, she burnt my steak, and in response...well, I behaved as any passionate red-blooded heterosexual man would do.
My question is: have I gone too far too fast? I know that the sacred responsibility of disciplining a woman is one of the most vital aspects of the Godly Institution of Matrimony, and to engage in this very special act with a woman I'm not actually married to just feels...wrong, really. As an unmarried woman, the young lady I beat senseless is still the property of her father, and to have damaged another Christian man's property...well, it doesn't feel good, I tell you that. So, friends, tell me honestly: by giving a black eye to a woman who doesn't belong to me, have I offended God?

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Old 03-25-2010, 01:21 AM   #4014
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wtf from that christian site
Make an account and rephrase what he said "It is your sacred responsibility to discipline this woman"

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WTF all the past chapters have been 30 pages, and all the sudden the last 2 are 50 and 40.

FML.
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:23 AM   #4015
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wtf from that christian site
hahaha god I hope thats a level
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:24 AM   #4016
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stop being so asian... its life tilting me


i read a lot of that christian forum and figured it had to be a level... but half the people there have over 8000 posts
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:27 AM   #4017
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wtf from that christian site
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:54 AM   #4018
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Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($87.60)
Hero ($116)
UTG ($64.95)
CO ($34.30)
BTN ($56.35)

Dealt to Hero K A

fold, fold, fold, SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, SB raises to $12, Hero calls $7.50

FLOP ($24) K 7 K

SB checks, Hero checks

TURN ($24) K 7 K A

SB checks, Hero checks

RIVER ($24) K 7 K A 2

SB bets $18, Hero raises to $36, SB raises to $75.60 (AI), Hero calls $39.60

Hero shows K A
(Pre 12%, Flop 95.7%, Turn 2.3%)

SB shows A A
(Pre 88%, Flop 4.3%, Turn 97.7%)

SB wins $172

Guess some nights you can't beat the koreans
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:55 AM   #4019
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CO: $41.20
BTN: $44.95
Hero (SB): $22.25
BB: $32.75
UTG: $23.75
MP: $21.50

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with A Q
1 fold, MP raises to $0.75, CO calls $0.75, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.65, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.50) 3 4 5 (3 players)
Hero bets $1, MP raises to $20.75 all in, CO folds, Hero calls $19.75

Turn: ($44.00) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($44.00) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $44.00
Hero shows A Q (a flush, Ace high)
MP shows K K (a full house, Threes full of Kings)
MP wins $41.85
(Rake: $2.15)
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:02 AM   #4020
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...27&postcount=4

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I hope that clears up any concerns you may have, little Kimmy. See you after the Rapture!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...98&postcount=3

what is this....
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:07 AM   #4021
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today was fun i guess :/

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Old 03-25-2010, 02:13 AM   #4022
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Made a big misclick pf and got called by a huge fish. He calls really wide although I think his range has to be somewhat narrow here even though it's completely obvious I misclicked but I'm not sure. He's like 60/2 fwiw.

Give up or go for it?


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MP: $45.90
CO: $100.00
BTN: $114.75
SB: $100.00
BB: $117.10
Hero (UTG): $152.35

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with A T
Hero raises to $35, 2 folds, BTN calls $35, 2 folds

Flop: ($71.50) 5 4 2 (2 players)
Hero?
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:17 AM   #4023
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Made a big misclick pf and got called by a huge fish. He calls really wide although I think his range has to be somewhat narrow here even though it's completely obvious I misclicked but I'm not sure. He's like 60/2 fwiw.

Give up or go for it?


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MP: $45.90
CO: $100.00
BTN: $114.75
SB: $100.00
BB: $117.10
Hero (UTG): $152.35

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with A T
Hero raises to $35, 2 folds, BTN calls $35, 2 folds

Flop: ($71.50) 5 4 2 (2 players)
Hero?
Shove
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:19 AM   #4024
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shooooooove

and then cry when his AQ holds
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:19 AM   #4025
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bet like 6$ and hope he didnt notice lol

but shoving is prob your only option
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