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Old 03-24-2010, 06:07 PM   #3976
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Protestant huh? You don't drink bushmills do you? Jameson for the win.
nah, only a beer man, mainly harp tbh, its the good stuff

tho bushmills factory is like 20mins away from work!decided to play nl10 the day, lag it up, over 11tables for hour, ****ing rake was 2bi's, thats sick!

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Old 03-24-2010, 06:30 PM   #3977
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I'm super curious about this girl because the little tattoo she's got is a Fleur de Lis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleur-de-lis

Which is very common here in New Orleans
maybe it's a cult of super hot girls who rape men in group.
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Old 03-24-2010, 06:39 PM   #3978
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I'm super curious about this girl because the little tattoo she's got is a Fleur de Lis

Which is very common here in New Orleans
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Old 03-24-2010, 06:44 PM   #3979
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What? I'm not allowed to be turned on by this? (Yes I'm aware it doesn't have to be from here)
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Old 03-24-2010, 06:47 PM   #3980
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What? I'm not allowed to be turned on by this? (Yes I'm aware it doesn't have to be from here)
lol, no I was facepalming how you seemed more interested in the tattoo than her hawtness. Like if youd just said hey that's really nice tiling in the background. Ya dig?
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Old 03-24-2010, 06:50 PM   #3981
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lol, no I was facepalming how you seemed more interested in the tattoo than her hawtness. Like if youd just said hey that's really nice tiling in the background. Ya dig?
Is that Sauve shampoo on the top shelf in the background?
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Old 03-24-2010, 06:52 PM   #3982
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It's my birthday today, goddamn I'm nearly as old as Sean.

So what did you guys get me??
f-ck you
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Old 03-24-2010, 06:54 PM   #3983
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It's my birthday today, goddamn I'm nearly as old as Sean.

So what did you guys get me??
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f-ck you
This ladies and gentlemen, is an example of "owned".

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lol, no I was facepalming how you seemed more interested in the tattoo than her hawtness. Like if youd just said hey that's really nice tiling in the background. Ya dig?
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Old 03-24-2010, 07:04 PM   #3984
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I realize the girl is hot, but I was trying to get more attentions and opinions about that particular hand i posted... and ... the girl was the reward, like a cookie after the meal..
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Old 03-24-2010, 07:04 PM   #3985
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f-ck you
I got a warning for doing this the last day, so..... consider yourself reported bish.

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This song is a cool version of gaga's new song "Telephone"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vEStDd6HVY

Also on another very important note, would you bang Lady Gaga? Obviously shes famous, but what if she was just a random in the club (or at the local bingo game if you're Sean)
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Old 03-24-2010, 07:05 PM   #3986
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I realize the girl is hot, but I was trying to get more attentions and opinions about that particular hand i posted... and ... the girl was the reward, like a cookie after the meal..
Thnks
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Old 03-24-2010, 07:06 PM   #3987
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Old 03-24-2010, 07:13 PM   #3988
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Old 03-24-2010, 07:13 PM   #3989
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hello all my name is Jasper Casper over the past 5 years i have played online poker at low steaks normally .25/50 my average year is 20k ish grinding it out at fulltilt. Now ever since i was a kid i would watch horseys and i am now obssessed with them i have 3 horseys and only small garden i spend all my money on the horsey food and i dont like to leave them alone or they might get left below. So i sleep with them and play with them. I am here to write this so you all know how poker is funding my life with horses. Id rather have my horseys then a woman or my housei want to marry a horse and have sukky it till it expolsive in my face, i open eye and it drip in i like this and shower in explosion. i eat poop to save monies
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Old 03-24-2010, 07:31 PM   #3990
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The games are a sick joke atm. But they're all turbo tables. Dont think i can 14 table turbo's. Plus the bbj is 300k. Could get messy tonight.
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Old 03-24-2010, 07:57 PM   #3991
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what stakes do you play?
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Old 03-24-2010, 08:40 PM   #3992
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Also on another very important note, would you bang Lady Gaga? Obviously shes famous, but what if she was just a random in the club (or at the local bingo game if you're Sean)
I cant imagine saying no to that girl, even tho she has the body of a boiler
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Old 03-24-2010, 09:01 PM   #3993
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Old 03-24-2010, 10:15 PM   #3994
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LMAOROFL, I love hardcore christians. These guys can't be serious.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37578
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Old 03-24-2010, 10:34 PM   #3995
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LMAOROFL, I love hardcore christians. These guys can't be serious.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37578
this is probably the funniest thing i have seen online
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Old 03-24-2010, 10:36 PM   #3996
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can anyone tell me the vpp/hand at nl200?
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Old 03-24-2010, 10:58 PM   #3997
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I wont even bother posting set over set or 2p vs 2p.

All NL50


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Old 03-24-2010, 11:02 PM   #3998
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LMAOROFL, I love hardcore christians. These guys can't be serious.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37578
LOLLLLL



I like how he's banned and is an enemy of God, and then they go on to say how fap =/= masturbate because it doesn't even start with the same letter lolll
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Old 03-24-2010, 11:06 PM   #3999
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LMAOROFL, I love hardcore christians. These guys can't be serious.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37578
start an account to post in forum?
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Old 03-24-2010, 11:19 PM   #4000
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can anyone tell me the vpp/hand at nl200?
in b4 another nihil busto story
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