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03-03-2010 , 12:51 AM
I am done even trying these things for a while. You would think people would have a bit more sense than this. Went from top 20 right down to below average stack.


SB (t6878)
BB (t3670)
UTG (t395)
UTG+1 (t3950)
MP1 (t5890)
MP2 (t3346)
MP3 (t3425)
CO (t12332)
Hero (Button) (t11700)

Hero's M: 17.33

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9, 9
5 folds, CO calls t300, Hero bets t900, SB calls t750, 1 fold, CO calls t600

Flop: (t3225) 7, 6, 6 (3 players)
SB checks, CO checks, Hero bets t2100, SB raises to t5953 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls t3853

Turn: (t15131) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t15131) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t15131

Results:
Hero had 9, 9 (two pair, nines and sixes).
SB had 8, 5 (straight, eight high).
Outcome: SB won t15131
03-03-2010 , 12:59 AM
i ****ing suck at poker
03-03-2010 , 01:04 AM
i forgot i lose to all his air on the river and that i need to donk like 4$ to win D:
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 566609
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: $71.75
Hero (BB): $68.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 3 3
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) T 4 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.50, BTN/SB calls $1.50

Turn: ($6.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN/SB raises to $7.50, Hero calls $4.50

River: ($21.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Final Pot: $21.00
BTN/SB shows K 9 (two pair, Eights and Fours)
Hero mucks 3 3
BTN/SB wins $20.50
(Rake: $0.50)
03-03-2010 , 01:04 AM
Haha slowrolled a shortstacker reg with kings vs his jacks next hand get it in with QQ vs another shortstack vs his KK. Karma is a bitch.

edit: same table too.
03-03-2010 , 01:46 AM
I pwned this guy so bad in every single pot and he had position on me. I almost felt bad for him...almost. Here are couple of the biggest.

Hand 1

turn card

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($63.90)
BB ($25.20)
UTG ($19.25)
Hero ($53.70)
BTN ($75.05)

Dealt to Hero Q J

fold, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, fold, fold

FLOP ($3.75) 9 8 A

Hero bets $2.50, BTN calls $2.50

TURN ($8.75) 9 8 A T

Hero bets $6.50, BTN calls $6.50

RIVER ($21.75) 9 8 A T 7

Hero bets $15, BTN raises to $64.55 (AI), Hero calls $28.20 (AI)

Hero shows Q J
(Pre 27%, Flop 20.5%, Turn 96.6%)

BTN shows A J
(Pre 73%, Flop 79.5%, Turn 3.4%)

Hero wins $105

--------------

Hand 2

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
Hero ($146)
($50)

Dealt to Hero 3 4

raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

FLOP ($3) 6 T 2

Hero checks, bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50

TURN ($6) 6 T 2 5

Hero checks, bets $3.50, Hero raises to $11, raises to $47 (AI), Hero calls $36

RIVER ($100) 6 T 2 5 7

Hero shows 3 4
(Pre 16%, Flop 7.5%, Turn 77.3%)

shows 5 5
(Pre 84%, Flop 92.5%, Turn 22.7%)

Hero wins $99.50

Last edited by Brian J; 03-03-2010 at 01:51 AM.
03-03-2010 , 01:51 AM
sometimes nits do really strange things...

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
Hero ($117)
BB ($50.25)
UTG ($20)
CO ($55.60)
BTN ($51.20)

Dealt to Hero Q Q

fold, CO raises to $1.75, fold, Hero raises to $6, fold, CO calls $4.25

FLOP ($12.50) 7 2 T

Hero bets $7, CO calls $7

TURN ($26.50) 7 2 T 6

Hero bets $16, CO raises to $42.60 (AI), Hero calls $26.60

RIVER ($111) 7 2 T 6 5

CO shows A J
(Pre 28%, Flop 15.2%, Turn 6.8%)

Hero shows Q Q
(Pre 72%, Flop 84.8%, Turn 93.2%)

Hero wins $108
03-03-2010 , 02:19 AM
march so far

feel like im still taking more than my fair share of coolers and suckouts, but who knows it's hard to be objective about that sometimes after some runbad

ive been playing fewer tables which has helped my redline, but its harder to get volume so idk if its a good thing or not



edit: how do you see MT Ratio in HEM?
03-03-2010 , 02:25 AM
thin valuebet?


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $38.70
Hero (BB): $25.00
UTG: $25.00
MP: $25.00
CO: $55.95
BTN: $28.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with J Q
2 folds, CO calls $0.25, 1 fold, SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $1.50, CO calls $1.25, SB calls $1.25

Flop: ($4.50) 7 8 J (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.75, CO folds, SB calls $3.75

Turn: ($12.00) T (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($12.00) K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero?

Spoiler:
Hero bets $4, SB raises to $11.50, Hero calls $7.50

Final Pot: $35.00
SB shows 7 3 (a pair of Sevens)
Hero shows J Q (a pair of Jacks)
Hero wins $33.30
(Rake: $1.70)
03-03-2010 , 02:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by subs
SB said, "LOLLLLLLLLLLLL"
i chuckled
03-03-2010 , 02:35 AM
03-03-2010 , 02:36 AM
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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UTG: $30.50
MP: $22.15
CO: $51.50
Hero (BTN): $26.65
SB: $32.40
BB: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with A K
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, BB raises to $3, Hero raises to $7, BB raises to $11, Hero raises to $26.65 all in, 1 fold

Final Pot: $22.10
Hero wins $22.10



Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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CO: $28.90
BTN: $27.85
SB: $47.10
Hero (BB): $31.30
UTG: $7.65

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 7 7
UTG raises to $1.25, CO calls $1.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6.75, UTG raises to $7.65 all in, CO calls $6.40, Hero calls $0.90

Flop: ($23.05) 9 3 6 (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero bets $8, CO calls $8

Turn: ($39.05) J (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero bets $15.65 all in, CO calls $13.25 all in

River: ($65.55) 3 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $65.55
CO mucks T 6
Hero shows 7 7 (two pair, Sevens and Threes)
UTG shows 8 8 (two pair, Eights and Threes)
Hero wins $41.65
UTG wins $21.90
(Rake: $2.00)
03-03-2010 , 02:48 AM
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $9.88
Hero (CO): $36.92
BTN: $26.48
SB: $54.86
BB: $6.22

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with 6 6
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.75, BTN calls $0.75, 1 fold, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($2.35) Q 8 6 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.75, BTN raises to $4.75, BB folds, Hero raises to $36.17 all in, BTN calls $20.98 all in

Turn: ($53.81) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($53.81) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $53.81
Hero shows 6 6 (three of a kind, Sixes)
BTN shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $51.12
(Rake: $2.69)

Nice slowplay, unfortunately his tilt ended up getting me stacked:


Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $9.63
Hero (BB): $65.43
BTN: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with K A
BTN raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3.50, BTN calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.10) 9 T T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($7.10) A (2 players)
Hero bets $4, BTN calls $4

River: ($15.10) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $9, BTN raises to $17.50 all in, Hero calls $8.50

Final Pot: $50.10
Hero mucks K A
BTN shows 5 T (three of a kind, Tens)
BTN wins $49.10
(Rake: $1.00)

and some more lol fps:


Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BTN: $26.33
Hero (SB): $33.61
BB: $19.82
UTG: $25.00
MP: $13.70
CO: $54.97

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with Q Q
3 folds, BTN raises to $0.85, Hero raises to $2.80, 1 fold, BTN calls $1.95

Flop: ($5.85) 4 6 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $4.50, BTN calls $4.50

Turn: ($14.85) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $9, BTN raises to $19.03 all in, Hero calls $10.03

River: ($52.91) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $52.91
BTN shows J K (King Jack high)
Hero shows Q Q (a flush, Queen high)
Hero wins $50.27
(Rake: $2.64)
03-03-2010 , 03:10 AM
they should add graphs and stats to live poker.
03-03-2010 , 04:03 AM
omg PiS.Juliam has a new sick move: its called the suited connector in position :O


Poker Stars $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

PiS.Juliam (BTN): $25.00
bluedeath84 (SB): $37.40
rak65 (BB): $28.20
ADyak (UTG): $24.50
DariALa (MP): $25.00
Hero (CO): $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with A 5
2 folds, Hero raises to $1, PiS.Juliam calls $1, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.35) J 8 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.50, PiS.Juliam calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.35) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, PiS.Juliam bets $3.00, Hero calls $3

River: ($11.35) A (2 players)
Hero checks, PiS.Juliam bets $5.00, Hero calls $5

Final Pot: $21.35
PiS.Juliam shows T 9
Hero mucks A 5
PiS.Juliam wins $20.35
(Rake: $1.00)

Last edited by kidacao; 03-03-2010 at 04:04 AM. Reason: im pretty sure hes been reading mdorand posts
03-03-2010 , 04:08 AM
Quote:
im pretty sure hes been reading mdorand posts

lol why do you say this?


P.S. bet the turn
03-03-2010 , 04:13 AM
i tanked a lot on the river and mehcalled , really surprised by his hole cards wtf is he doing


Poker Stars $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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Hero (BB): $47.55
UTG: $15.00
CO: $26.20
BTN: $24.40
SB: $24.85

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with Q J
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.25, SB raises to $1.25, Hero calls $1, UTG calls $1, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.00) Q J 6 (3 players)
SB bets $2.50, Hero calls $2.50, UTG folds

Turn: ($9.00) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6.00, SB calls $6

River: ($21.00) A (2 players)
SB bets $15.10, Hero calls $15.10

Final Pot: $51.20
Hero shows Q J
SB shows K K
Hero wins $49.20
(Rake: $2.00)



And a lot of people exploiting baluga?



Poker Stars $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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BB: $27.00
UTG: $30.90
CO: $21.75
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $24.75

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 7 T
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.25, 2 folds, UTG calls $1

Flop: ($2.85) 7 6 5 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $2.00, UTG calls $2

Turn: ($6.85) 2 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $4.50, UTG raises to $9, Hero calls $4.50

River: ($24.85) 5 (2 players)
UTG bets $5.00, Hero calls $5

Final Pot: $34.85
UTG shows 4 4
Hero shows 7 T
Hero wins $33.20
(Rake: $1.65)


Poker Stars $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (UTG): $25.35
MP: $2.00
CO: $7.35
BTN: $29.50
SB: $33.65
BB: $43.70

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with A A
Hero raises to $1, 4 folds, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.10) 2 T 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.50, BB calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.10) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.50, BB raises to $9.50, Hero calls $6

River: ($24.10) 6 (2 players)
BB bets $31.70, Hero calls $13.35 all in

Final Pot: $50.80
Hero shows A A
BB shows Q J
Hero wins $48.35
(Rake: $2.45)
03-03-2010 , 04:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
lol why do you say this?


P.S. bet the turn
u was talking about him not improving or something like that once ..

and i didnt bet the turn just because it was him, the same reason why i called the river :P
03-03-2010 , 04:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
u was talking about him not improving or something like that once ..

and i didnt bet the turn just because it was him, the same reason why i called the river :P
i get the feeling you are referencing that time i brought up in this thread a tight reg who was a loser over a large sample? If that is what you are referring too, because others thought/guessed thats who i might be talking about, im 100% certain i never actually named the player i was referencing. Just FYI.
03-03-2010 , 04:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HallsOfMandos
Sure would love to know what the **** I did to piss him off, but whatever, keep posting stupid **** and be sure to have others quote it for you because since you started being a prick for no reason I started running good.


Quote:
Originally Posted by benjamin barker
are you mad cuz he posted that middle finger picture?

i think he was just messing around man

unless there is something personal that i'm missing
this, and tilt

Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
thin valuebet?


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $38.70
Hero (BB): $25.00
UTG: $25.00
MP: $25.00
CO: $55.95
BTN: $28.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with J Q
2 folds, CO calls $0.25, 1 fold, SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $1.50, CO calls $1.25, SB calls $1.25

Flop: ($4.50) 7 8 J (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.75, CO folds, SB calls $3.75

Turn: ($12.00) T (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($12.00) K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero?

Spoiler:
Hero bets $4, SB raises to $11.50, Hero calls $7.50

Final Pot: $35.00
SB shows 7 3 (a pair of Sevens)
Hero shows J Q (a pair of Jacks)
Hero wins $33.30
(Rake: $1.70)
i dont understand this hand,
sure its b/b/c
or
b/c/b
if ur not betting the turn, you should be maximising value betting by betting like every river!! whats the point of flopping top hand to b/c/c, when u have air, your gonna b/b/c, so you bet more woth air than vlaue?? or am I missing something, is th board too wt to DB value due as its mainly mid cards that hit his range more...meh i think i DB here, or bet any river

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian J
I was bitten by a turtle when i was a young lad, can i still drink orange juice?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2092842AAddiTp
wtf is that all about made me lolo hard

fattony, yip, we dont need to get the irish ladies drunk, generally are pissed or horney!!!
03-03-2010 , 04:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
i get the feeling you are referencing that time i brought up in this thread a tight reg who was a loser over a large sample? If that is what you are referring too, because others thought/guessed thats who i might be talking about, im 100% certain i never actually named the player i was referencing. Just FYI.
yeah i know u didnt give any names but someone else did and juliam fit perfect on ur description.. well didnt mean to accuse you of anything sry if i did


Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark89er
i dont understand this hand,
sure its b/b/c
or
b/c/b
if ur not betting the turn, you should be maximising value betting by betting like every river!! whats the point of flopping top hand to b/c/c, when u have air, your gonna b/b/c, so you bet more woth air than vlaue?? or am I missing something, is th board too wt to DB value due as its mainly mid cards that hit his range more...meh i think i DB here, or bet any river
he was an aggrofishy so in that board i thought he will be bluffing 100% the river so i rather check turn call river than bet and get into ****ty spots because hes def capable or c/r as a bluff.

the river got so thin that i just bet 1/3 pot and after he reraised he is FOS enough of the time to make a call profitable i guess.. i mean his line doesnt make sense at all
03-03-2010 , 04:36 AM
no big deal
03-03-2010 , 05:30 AM
[x]Owned by a fish

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO SCOOB111 ($209.30)
BTN TATUSJONES ($98.50)
SB NEUROMANCE ($44.50)
BB Hero ($170.30)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is BB K A
SCOOB111 calls $1, 1 fold, NEUROMANCE calls $0.50, Hero raises to $5, SCOOB111 calls $4, NEUROMANCE folds

Flop: 10 J 9 ($11, 2 players)
Hero checks, SCOOB111 checks

Turn: Q ($11, 2 players)
Hero bets $7, SCOOB111 raises to $15, Hero raises to $30, SCOOB111 calls $15

River: Q ($71, 2 players)
Hero bets $51, SCOOB111 goes all-in $174.30, Hero folds

Final Pot: $296.30
SCOOB111 shows
4 8

SCOOB111 wins $293.80 (net +$84.50)

NEUROMANCE lost $1
Hero lost $86

[ ]Owned by a fish

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG MDE333 ($40.86)
UTG+1 SIDESHOWSC ($47.20)
CO JOOWST ($115.35)
BTN LIFEQUEST ($127.15)
SB UVRAYS ($5.90)
BB Hero ($164.33)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is BB Q Q
2 folds, JOOWST raises to $3.50, LIFEQUEST calls $3.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $13, JOOWST folds, LIFEQUEST calls $9.50

Flop: 4 3 2 ($30, 2 players)
Hero bets $15, LIFEQUEST calls $15

Turn: J ($60, 2 players)
Hero checks, LIFEQUEST bets $37, Hero goes all-in $136.33, LIFEQUEST calls $62.15

River: 10 ($295.48, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $295.48
LIFEQUEST shows
8 6
Hero shows
Q Q

Hero wins $291.98 (net +$127.65)

LIFEQUEST lost $127.15
JOOWST lost $3.50
03-03-2010 , 06:16 AM
My wisdom tooth got removed
03-03-2010 , 07:03 AM


and a great burden was lifted off my shoulders.
03-03-2010 , 07:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
yeah i know u didnt give any names but someone else did and juliam fit perfect on ur description.. well didnt mean to accuse you of anything sry if i did




he was an aggrofishy so in that board i thought he will be bluffing 100% the river so i rather check turn call river than bet and get into ****ty spots because hes def capable or c/r as a bluff.

the river got so thin that i just bet 1/3 pot and after he reraised he is FOS enough of the time to make a call profitable i guess.. i mean his line doesnt make sense at all
hahahahaha, i thought u checkd the river, hahaha, sorry about that, i think u played it ok imo as long as you bet the river

      
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