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03-22-2010 , 08:00 PM
truancy, who r u on ft?
03-22-2010 , 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by srooney3
truancy, who r u on ft?
Im hurt that you dont know :'(
03-22-2010 , 08:08 PM
one losing day this month. good karma for slowly sending mdm13 his money back
03-22-2010 , 08:11 PM
Hand #1
Ongame Network $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $95.00
Hero (BTN): $111.10
SB: $304.00
BB: $100.00
UTG: $391.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with 6 9
UTG raises to $4, CO calls $4, Hero calls $4, 2 folds

Flop: ($13.50) 5 7 8 (3 players)
UTG bets $10.00, CO folds, Hero raises to $25, UTG calls $15

Turn: ($63.50) 7 (2 players)
UTG bets $45.00, Hero raises to $82.10, UTG calls $37.10

River: ($227.70) Q (2 players)

Final Pot: $227.70
Hero shows 6 9
UTG shows Q Q
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #2
Ongame Network $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $102.60
Hero (CO): $100.00
BTN: $825.15
SB: $97.00
BB: $374.65

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with 6 8
UTG raises to $3.50, Hero calls $3.50, BTN calls $3.50, 1 fold, BB calls $2.50

Flop: ($14.50) 6 3 5 (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $10.00, BTN raises to $20, BB folds, UTG folds, Hero raises to $96.50, BTN calls $76.50

Turn: ($207.50) J (2 players)

River: ($207.50) 4 (2 players)

Final Pot: $207.50
Hero shows 6 8
BTN shows T 2
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #3
Ongame Network $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $102.60
Hero (SB): $95.00
BB: $729.45
CO: $374.65

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with J J
2 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, BB calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.00) 4 5 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.00, BB raises to $10, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($27.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $27.00, Hero raises to $81.50, BB calls $54.50

River: ($190.00) 4 (2 players)

Final Pot: $190.00
Hero shows J J
BB shows 4 T
(Rake: $2.00)

Hand #4
Ongame Network $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $106.85
SB: $48.75
BB: $30.30
CO: $101.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with K A
1 fold, Hero raises to $3, SB calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($7.00) 5 A 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5.00, SB calls $5

Turn: ($17.00) T (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12.00, SB calls $12

River: ($41.00) Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $30.00, SB calls $28.75 all in

Final Pot: $98.50
Hero shows K A
SB shows A T
(Rake: $2.00)

Hand #5
Ongame Network $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $205.25
Hero (UTG): $100.00
CO: $170.60
BTN: $176.45
SB: $331.65

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with T T
Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, BTN raises to $10.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $35, BTN raises to $176.45, Hero calls $65 all in

Flop: ($201.50) 5 J A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($201.50) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($201.50) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $201.50
Hero shows T T
BTN shows K A
BTN wins $76.45
(Rake: $3.00)
03-22-2010 , 08:21 PM
what did you break?
03-22-2010 , 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JsTs
one losing day this month. good karma for slowly sending mdm13 his money back
do you want props for doing that or something?
03-22-2010 , 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JsTs
one losing day this month. good karma for slowly sending mdm13 his money back
Was there any bad karma for stealing it in the first place? Should you not be at neutral karma now and not be receiving good karma?
03-22-2010 , 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aggo
hahahaha this made me lol. I'm not korean, but this is one of the things that is like a sin to mistake someone for as a fellow asian
QFT
03-22-2010 , 09:38 PM
1hr bump and im off to bed a happy man.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($65.39)
BB ($50.85)
UTG ($49.01)
UTG+1 ($84.30)
CO ($25.60)
Hero ($50.61)

UTG+1 antes $0.05
CO antes $0.05
Hero antes $0.05
SB antes $0.05
BB antes $0.05
UTG antes $0.05

Dealt to Hero A A

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.15, SB raises to $3.75, fold, Hero raises to $7.25, SB calls $3.50

FLOP ($15.05) 7 K 3

SB bets $8, Hero calls $8

TURN ($31.05) 7 K 3 6

SB checks, Hero bets $15, SB calls $15

RIVER ($61.05) 7 K 3 6 9

SB bets $35.09 (AI), Hero calls $20.31 (AI)

Hero shows A A
(Pre 82%, Flop 93.2%, Turn 100.0%)

SB shows T T
(Pre 18%, Flop 6.8%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $98.67
03-22-2010 , 09:51 PM
are these folds really bad?

Hand 1: against 40/9 over small sample

Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $3.39
BB: $5.25
UTG: $2.20
Hero (CO): $5.00
BTN: $7.99

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is CO with A J
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.15, BTN calls $0.15, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.37) 4 3 J (2 players)
Hero bets $0.25, BTN calls $0.25

Turn: ($0.87) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.70, BTN calls $0.70

River: ($2.27) 6 (2 players)
Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $1.40, BTN raises to $6.47, Hero requests TIME, Hero folds

Hand 2: against unknown...seemed like a fish though

Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $5.00
SB: $5.00
BB: $4.43
UTG: $4.68
MP: $18.68
CO: $6.21

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with Q A
1 fold, MP calls $0.05, CO calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.25, 1 fold, BB calls $0.20, 1 fold, CO calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.82) A 4 K (3 players)
BB checks, CO bets $0.82, Hero calls $0.82, BB folds

Turn: ($2.46) 3 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $1.50, CO raises to $3, Hero requests TIME, Hero folds
03-22-2010 , 10:15 PM
anyone help? full tilt just somehow deleted all my player notes and tags. I restarted my comp and all of a sudden everything was gone, nothing was saved, no preferences or any previous options
03-22-2010 , 10:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
Marmite is yeast extract. Goes well on toast and stuff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite
how does it compare to dolemite?

03-22-2010 , 10:30 PM
I table select goot? someone needs to tell me to stop tilting and moving up

fish said he folded K7. unheard of, but good if its true I suppose

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $1(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($179)
BB ($134)
UTG ($140)
UTG+1 ($155)
Hero ($156)
BTN ($100)

Dealt to Hero A A

UTG raises to $3.50, fold, Hero raises to $11, fold, SB calls $10.50, fold, UTG calls $7.50

FLOP ($34) K T 7

SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $22, SB calls $22, UTG folds

TURN ($78) K T 7 4

SB checks, Hero bets $50, SB calls $50

RIVER ($178) K T 7 4 8

SB checks, Hero bets $73.25 (AI), SB folds

Hero shows A A

Hero wins $175
03-22-2010 , 10:32 PM
HAHAHA

fish folded QJ
03-22-2010 , 10:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
HAHAHA

fish folded QJ
^^ much more likely lol

--

lolyay

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $1(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($104)
BB ($63.65)
UTG ($100)
UTG+1 ($126)
CO ($98)
Hero ($138)

Dealt to Hero K 9

fold, fold, CO raises to $3.50, fold, fold, BB calls $2.50

FLOP ($7.50) 3 5 J

BB checks, CO bets $6, BB calls $6

TURN ($19.50) 3 5 J 9

BB checks, CO bets $15, BB calls $15

RIVER ($49.50) 3 5 J 9 T

BB bets $23, CO raises to $46, BB calls $16.15 (AI)

BB shows 6 3
(Pre 18%, Flop 25.1%, Turn 29.5%)

CO shows Q Q
(Pre 82%, Flop 74.9%, Turn 70.5%)

BB wins $124
03-22-2010 , 11:24 PM
My 2K post (which was quickly closed), gave some shout outs to some of you, and since it got locked I thought I might share them here.

Disclaimer: Some of you might not find this funny. To the naysayers, I say: go away thank you and please. This post is purely strat based and meant to enhance the minds of those that are yearning for knowledge and not looking to put up with all of the cafuffle and brainwash like "Should I fold KK pre" or "Why does MDoran never move up" or "Who is that girl in Thacs picture" or "How does Ksights post 1,000 posts a day" or "how does wishiewish say so little, yet also so much with his 2 word answers" or "how do I go nuts in chat like Spraggy does" or "why doesn't thePuma post more pictures of awesome girls".

Didn't intend to actually pick on anyone so please accept my apologies if I did.
03-23-2010 , 12:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JsTs
one losing day this month. good karma for slowly sending mdm13 his money back
lol this needs a garph.

Not that i have anything personal against you, but is beating poker as easy as stealing money, dodging it for a few years, getting outed on 2p2, going on a payment plan and that is insta "good" karma?
03-23-2010 , 01:17 AM
Beat: Test tomorrow and Thursday

Variance: Diablo 2 resets tomorrow
Variance: Friend came by to watch the NCAA Illini game and had some beers
Variance: Going out tomorrow night

Beat: Have ~3 more chapters to read for test tomorrow, then a whopping 6 chapters for Thursday
Beat: No time to play D2 for the first two days when it matters most?
03-23-2010 , 01:29 AM


the hand that started the downswong when i was up 15 buyins


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $82.65
SB: $38.70
BB: $52.35
UTG: $53.35
CO: $63.15

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with K 8
1 fold, CO raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.75) 7 K K (2 players)
CO bets $1.50, Hero raises to $5, CO calls $3.50

Turn: ($13.75) Q (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $9.75, CO raises to $21, Hero calls $11.25

River: ($55.75) J (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $55.15 all in, CO calls $35.65 all in

Final Pot: $127.05
Hero shows K 8 (three of a kind, Kings)
CO shows A T (a straight, Ten to Ace)
CO wins $125.05
(Rake: $2.00)



i love fish but i hate them so much

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $64.95
UTG: $95.65
CO: $113.15
Hero (BTN): $164.25
SB: $39.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 4 4
UTG raises to $1.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.75) K 4 9 (2 players)
UTG bets $2.50, Hero raises to $9, UTG calls $6.50

Turn: ($21.75) T (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $16.75, UTG raises to $33.50, Hero raises to $150, UTG calls $51.65 all in

River: ($192.05) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $192.05
UTG shows T T (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero mucks 4 4
UTG wins $190.05
(Rake: $2.00)


but at least i cleared my last $650 bonus from the sale in january... hit 7500vpp for the month and got $250 in fpps
03-23-2010 , 01:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
Beat: Test tomorrow and Thursday

Variance: Diablo 2 resets tomorrow
Variance: Friend came by to watch the NCAA Illini game and had some beers
Variance: Going out tomorrow night

Beat: Have ~3 more chapters to read for test tomorrow, then a whopping 6 chapters for Thursday
Beat: No time to play D2 for the first two days when it matters most?
Not going to race to 99?

brag: was at the game you watched

beat: NIT

obv phone camera so its not that good of a pic.

03-23-2010 , 01:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fredd-bird
Not going to race to 99?

brag: was at the game you watched

beat: NIT

obv phone camera so its not that good of a pic.

Sick life

PS the highest level I ever achieved was 94
D2 is all about the items
03-23-2010 , 01:53 AM
spew cost me about a buck fifty tonight, not even going to post that junk...


Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $1(BB) Replayer
SB ($100)
Hero ($114)
CO ($82.20)
BTN ($29.70)

Dealt to Hero 4 4

fold, BTN calls $1, SB raises to $5.50, Hero calls $4.50, BTN calls $4.50

FLOP ($16.50) 7 4 2

SB bets $14, Hero calls $14, BTN folds

TURN ($44.50) 7 4 2 4

SB checks, Hero bets $25, SB calls $25

RIVER ($94.50) 7 4 2 4 T

SB checks, Hero bets $69.55 (AI), SB calls $55.50 (AI)

SB shows K K
(Pre 81%, Flop 8.9%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows 4 4
(Pre 19%, Flop 91.1%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $203

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i couldn't fathom losing this hand...

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($29)
Hero ($161)
UTG ($50)
UTG+1 ($18.50)
CO ($6.45)
BTN ($67)

Dealt to Hero T K

UTG raises to $1.75, fold, fold, fold, SB calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.25

FLOP ($5.25) 5 6 K

SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets $3.50, SB calls $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

TURN ($15.75) 5 6 K 5

SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets $8, SB calls $8, Hero calls $8

RIVER ($39.75) 5 6 K 5 T

SB bets $15.75 (AI), Hero calls $15.75, UTG raises to $36.75 (AI), Hero calls $21

SB shows T K
(Pre 23%, Flop 0.5%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows T K
(Pre 24%, Flop 30.4%, Turn 0.0%)

UTG shows 5 5
(Pre 54%, Flop 69.1%, Turn 100.0%)

UTG wins $126

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why does this get rewarded?

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($60.65)
BB ($56.30)
UTG ($133)
UTG+1 ($52.50)
Hero ($51.55)
BTN ($31.80)

Dealt to Hero A J

fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, fold, fold

FLOP ($3.75) J 6 T

Hero bets $2.50, BTN raises to $5, Hero raises to $15, BTN raises to $30.30 (AI), Hero calls $15.30

TURN ($64.35) J 6 T 2

RIVER ($64.35) J 6 T 2 3

Hero shows A J
(Pre 48%, Flop 86.1%, Turn 75.0%)

BTN shows 7 7
(Pre 52%, Flop 13.9%, Turn 25.0%)

BTN wins $61.35

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Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
Hero ($52.95)
BB ($63.50)
UTG ($42.45)
UTG+1 ($50)
CO ($61.40)
BTN ($64.95)

Dealt to Hero K A

fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, fold, BTN calls $3.50

FLOP ($10.50) A 8 K

Hero bets $6.50, BTN raises to $17.50, Hero calls $11

TURN ($45.50) A 8 K 7

Hero checks, BTN bets $42.45 (AI), Hero calls $30.45 (AI)

RIVER ($106) A 8 K 7 T

BTN shows J T
(Pre 41%, Flop 40.5%, Turn 31.8%)

Hero shows K A
(Pre 59%, Flop 59.5%, Turn 68.2%)

Hero wins $103
03-23-2010 , 02:57 AM
****, ****, ball! How come every time I move up I end up running way below EV!?
03-23-2010 , 03:03 AM
sick movez to the 2 broz

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($25)
BB ($45.47)
UTG ($19.72)
Hero ($27.82)
BTN ($5.41)

Dealt to Hero K K

UTG raises to $0.50, Hero raises to $2.25, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $1.75

FLOP ($4.85) 3 2 T

UTG bets $17.47 (AI), Hero calls $17.47

TURN ($39.79) 3 2 T A

RIVER ($39.79) 3 2 T A A

UTG shows T T
(Pre 19%, Flop 92.3%, Turn 97.7%)

Hero shows K K
(Pre 81%, Flop 7.7%, Turn 2.3%)

UTG wins $37.81



Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($6.88)
BB ($25)
UTG ($25)
CO ($17.60)
Hero ($25)

Dealt to Hero 3 A

UTG checks, fold, Hero calls $0.25, fold, BB checks

FLOP ($0.85) 7 3 3

BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $0.85, BB folds, UTG raises to $1.70, Hero raises to $5.95, UTG raises to $24.75 (AI), Hero calls $18.80 (AI)

TURN ($50.35) 7 3 3 J

RIVER ($50.35) 7 3 3 J Q

UTG shows A T
(Pre 66%, Flop 0.5%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows 3 A
(Pre 34%, Flop 99.5%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $47.84
03-23-2010 , 03:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MindGamez
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($6.88)
BB ($25)
UTG ($25)
CO ($17.60)
Hero ($25)

Dealt to Hero 3 A

UTG checks, fold, Hero calls $0.25, fold, BB checks

FLOP ($0.85) 7 3 3

BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $0.85, BB folds, UTG raises to $1.70, Hero raises to $5.95, UTG raises to $24.75 (AI), Hero calls $18.80 (AI)

TURN ($50.35) 7 3 3 J

RIVER ($50.35) 7 3 3 J Q

UTG shows A T
(Pre 66%, Flop 0.5%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows 3 A
(Pre 34%, Flop 99.5%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $47.84
nice limp

      
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