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Old 03-22-2010, 04:33 PM   #3651
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those permabans sure aren't very permanent
They wouldn't perma me fwiw. I did ask but I had to PM a mod and decided against it in the morning.
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Old 03-22-2010, 04:35 PM   #3652
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over/under on how many days untill spraggy quits poker again?
bout tree fiddy
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Old 03-22-2010, 04:35 PM   #3653
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No. Like I said not tilted. Haven't played at the tables for 2 weeks so nothing like that. I think JackOfPain was right. Everything about poker tilts me at the moment...from screen names to table chat to avatars to the sizes people bet. It's no good playing like that so I'll take another week or so off.

Don't wanna go on and sound like an emo attention seeking whore anymore
good luck with that dude! Beer, sex and clubing is the answer, recently i've felt like that too, like, hands i've lost and it still annoys me, like nearly a week ago, i've joined the gym, a run and swim really shifts the mind away from it! A real good brain freeze session. Recommend it, or go for a walk dude
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Old 03-22-2010, 04:40 PM   #3654
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Butter + bovril.
fyp
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Old 03-22-2010, 04:49 PM   #3655
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lol koreans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfdzr...eature=related
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Old 03-22-2010, 04:52 PM   #3656
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such an annoying day, oh well.

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Old 03-22-2010, 04:55 PM   #3657
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I don't understand how that video is labeled with Korean when it's making fun of Asians, and in particular North Koreans / Kim Jong Il
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Old 03-22-2010, 05:18 PM   #3658
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Butter + marmite.
Ok I will bite, wtf is marmite?

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nice, i prefer the oven grilled toast with bacon and hp sauce all over it, mmm
all the same, toast is one of the many things under rated in life
If I remember the salty acrid taste of hp (like Worcestershire) then that is indeed a very strange way to eat toast.

I will take mine with crunchy natural peanut putter and honey.
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Old 03-22-2010, 05:24 PM   #3659
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I don't understand how that video is labeled with Korean when it's making fun of Asians, and in particular North Koreans / Kim Jong Il
korean =/ north korean?
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Old 03-22-2010, 05:24 PM   #3660
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such an annoying day, oh well.

looks like a few interesting hands around 1000-1100
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Old 03-22-2010, 05:29 PM   #3661
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looks like a few interesting hands around 1000-1100
yeah thats when i really let my hair down!
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Old 03-22-2010, 05:40 PM   #3662
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meglooo u still playing HU?
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Old 03-22-2010, 06:04 PM   #3663
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Ok I will bite, wtf is marmite?



If I remember the salty acrid taste of hp (like Worcestershire) then that is indeed a very strange way to eat toast.

I will take mine with crunchy natural peanut putter and honey.
Marmite is yeast extract. Goes well on toast and stuff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite
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Old 03-22-2010, 06:12 PM   #3664
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meglooo u still playing HU?
yep, enjoying poker so much more than before so alls good. still at nl50 ipoker?
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Old 03-22-2010, 06:24 PM   #3665
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whats the difference between bovril and marmite?
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Old 03-22-2010, 06:38 PM   #3666
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korean =/ north korean?
Obviously not
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Old 03-22-2010, 06:48 PM   #3667
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Hand I played on the weekend
This was fun...he timed almost all the way down. I expected him to snap

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $166.05
MP: $101.00
CO: $293.60
BTN: $100.00
Hero (SB): $132.65
BB: $67.70

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with A Q
1 fold, MP raises to $3, 2 folds, Hero calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($7.00) 8 J K (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $4.50, Hero raises to $15, MP calls $10.50

Turn: ($37.00) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

River: ($37.00) A (2 players)
Hero bets $32.00, MP calls $32

Final Pot: $101.00
MP mucks Q K
Hero shows A Q
Hero wins $98.00
(Rake: $3.00)
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Old 03-22-2010, 06:55 PM   #3668
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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whats the difference between bovril and marmite?
I looked these things up, and they seem...Less than appetizing. Just wondering if there is some foods that Americans eat that are thought of as.....less than appetizing?
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Old 03-22-2010, 06:56 PM   #3669
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whats the difference between bovril and marmite?
bovril is a beef extract, marmite is a yeast extract
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Old 03-22-2010, 06:58 PM   #3670
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i dont know what bovril, beef, marmite and yeast means.. should work harder on my english
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Old 03-22-2010, 07:03 PM   #3671
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bovril is a beef extract, marmite is a yeast extract
umm sounds tasty
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Old 03-22-2010, 07:20 PM   #3672
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EATITPAL's fistpump of the day.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($25.10)
BB ($30.72)
UTG ($72.92)
UTG+1 ($10.94)
Hero ($29.53)
BTN ($24.25)

Dealt to Hero A K

fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.85, fold, SB raises to $3.50, fold, Hero raises to $6.50, SB raises to $25.10 (AI), Hero calls $18.60

FLOP ($50.45) 2 8 A

TURN ($50.45) 2 8 A 7

RIVER ($50.45) 2 8 A 7 7

SB shows K K
(Pre 66%, Flop 3.3%, Turn 2.3%)

Hero shows A K
(Pre 34%, Flop 96.7%, Turn 97.7%)

Hero wins $47.93
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Old 03-22-2010, 07:49 PM   #3673
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everyone is solid

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 603495
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Hero (BTN/SB): $244.70
BB: $79.05

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with Q Q
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4.50, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($9.00) 9 J 5 (2 players)
BB bets $5, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($19.00) 6 (2 players)
BB bets $12, Hero calls $12

River: ($43.00) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $223.20 all in, BB requests TIME, BB calls $57.55 all in

Final Pot: $158.10
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
BB mucks 2 J
Hero wins $157.60
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Old 03-22-2010, 07:52 PM   #3674
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Old 03-22-2010, 07:53 PM   #3675
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Obviously not
hahahaha this made me lol. I'm not korean, but this is one of the things that is like a sin to mistake someone for as a fellow asian
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