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Old 03-02-2010, 08:33 PM   #326
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beer pong 4 rollz plz
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Old 03-02-2010, 08:58 PM   #327
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As he was timing down on the flop before raising I was like.. haha he's gotta have a set here like always and hes also going to raise me.

When the turn came and he shoved I was like... oh its not February anymore, maybe he will have TT for once.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $25.00
UTG: $32.70
Hero (MP): $39.05
CO: $25.00
BTN: $5.10
SB: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with K K
1 fold, Hero raises to $1, CO calls $1, 2 folds, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($3.10) 7 3 2 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.25, CO raises to $5.75, BB folds, Hero calls $3.50

Turn: ($14.60) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $18.25 all in, Hero calls $18.25

River: ($51.10) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $51.10
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
CO shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Deuces)
Hero wins $48.60
(Rake: $2.50)
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:00 PM   #328
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dual layer beer pong is prob the best way to play imo.

im also a fan of speed quarters and kings although we have slightly better rules than that for kings
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:03 PM   #329
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:13 PM   #330
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This message is hidden because EATITPAL is on your ignore list.
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:26 PM   #331
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dual layer beer pong is prob the best way to play imo.

im also a fan of speed quarters and kings although we have slightly better rules than that for kings
+1253

Kings is a great game. Gets you ****ed up no end especially when somebody makes a rule where if you say a certain word you have to chug or if you drink with your right hand you have to chug. Basically I always keep forgetting and end up wrecked.
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:30 PM   #332
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Suits is the best way to get ****ed up.

But if we wanna talk about drinking games, As$hole is by far the best drinking game.
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:31 PM   #333
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FYP.

Someone quote it for me so he sees it
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:31 PM   #334
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

2k vpp's on stars this month and with relative ease. maybe I'll go for 200k vpp this year
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:31 PM   #335
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Winning consistently at showdown is way better than consistently losing. I could get used to this.
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:33 PM   #336
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FYP haha
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:33 PM   #337
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Winning consistently at showdown is way better than consistently losing. I could get used to this.
lol redlineaments

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Old 03-02-2010, 09:49 PM   #338
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Sure would love to know what the **** I did to piss him off, but whatever, keep posting stupid **** and be sure to have others quote it for you because since you started being a prick for no reason I started running good.
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:01 PM   #339
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good first 2 days of the month imo

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Old 03-02-2010, 10:06 PM   #340
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beat: ive been up for about 37 hours

i should try to get 200k vpp too... uggg no motivation ftl
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:12 PM   #341
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

I was bitten by a turtle when i was a young lad, can i still drink orange juice?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2092842AAddiTp
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:13 PM   #342
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

my rationale is excellent:

yesterday games at 1/2nl were OK, but i felt like getting some mindless grind on, so i played 50c/1d

today games at 1/2nl were even worse (like 3-4 regs at every ****ing table) but I also fee like getting my mindless grind on.

So i play 1/2nl today.
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:17 PM   #343
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solid thought process

I have a similar line of reasoning

I played 200nl a few days last week, had spew + run bad = big loss

Then I played 100nl, had spew + run bad = big loss

Then I went 50nl to get my mojo back and got outflipped/coolered for 10 buy ins

So now I am going to take a full 24 hours off (which is going to be crazy difficult for me), and come back fresh and push the RESET button on March.

btw, I sent you a pm aggo
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:25 PM   #344
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99 bad barrels before this (edit: including this) gets you somewhere sometimes...

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $207.00
BB: $303.95
UTG: $69.00
MP: $200.00
CO: $197.50
Hero (BTN): $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with T J
3 folds, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, BB calls $4

Flop: ($13.00) K 2 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $8, BB calls $8

Turn: ($29.00) Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $20, BB calls $20

River: ($69.00) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $62, BB requests TIME, BB raises to $257, Hero calls $104 all in

Final Pot: $401.00
BB shows K 9 (two pair, Kings and Nines)
Hero shows T J (a straight, King high)
Hero wins $398.00
(Rake: $3.00)
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Old 03-03-2010, 12:00 AM   #345
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^^^

barreling there seems completely std. given the amt. of pocket pairs he should fold on the turn.
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Old 03-03-2010, 12:10 AM   #346
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pretty sure I brl there a ton aggo, but bigger
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Old 03-03-2010, 12:21 AM   #347
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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Sure would love to know what the **** I did to piss him off, but whatever, keep posting stupid **** and be sure to have others quote it for you because since you started being a prick for no reason I started running good.
are you mad cuz he posted that middle finger picture?

i think he was just messing around man

unless there is something personal that i'm missing
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Old 03-03-2010, 12:22 AM   #348
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99 bad barrels before this (edit: including this) gets you somewhere sometimes...

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $207.00
BB: $303.95
UTG: $69.00
MP: $200.00
CO: $197.50
Hero (BTN): $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with T J
3 folds, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, BB calls $4

Flop: ($13.00) K 2 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $8, BB calls $8

Turn: ($29.00) Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $20, BB calls $20

River: ($69.00) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $62, BB requests TIME, BB raises to $257, Hero calls $104 all in

Final Pot: $401.00
BB shows K 9 (two pair, Kings and Nines)
Hero shows T J (a straight, King high)
Hero wins $398.00
(Rake: $3.00)
i fire 99 barrels but btch this aint one
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Old 03-03-2010, 12:27 AM   #349
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Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (5 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP ($5.30)
Button ($12.96)
SB ($20.23)
Hero (BB) ($9.12)
UTG ($17.23)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, 10
2 folds, Button bets $0.35, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.10, Button calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.25) Q, 7, 10 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.60, Button raises to $11.86 (All-In), Hero calls $6.42 (All-In)

Turn: ($18.29) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($18.29) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $18.29 | Rake: $1.21

Results:
Button had 7, A (one pair, sevens).
Hero had A, 10 (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Hero won $17.08

ship the dimes
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Old 03-03-2010, 12:50 AM   #350
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was just looking through some hand histories and found a couple amusing pots

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $27.60
Hero (BB): $51.50
UTG: $50.80
MP: $12.25
CO: $58.90
BTN: $47.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 2 J
UTG raises to $2, 1 fold, CO calls $2, BTN calls $2, SB calls $1.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($8.50) 3 2 4 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $6, CO calls $6, BTN raises to $45.75 all in, SB calls $25.60 all in, UTG raises to $48.80 all in, CO calls $42.80

Turn: ($177.45) A (4 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($177.45) K (4 players - 3 are all in)

Spoiler:



Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BTN: $56.20
SB: $86.15
BB: $28.65
UTG: $50.00
Hero (MP): $66.15
CO: $131.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with 6 5
2 folds, CO calls $0.50, 1 fold, SB raises to $3, 1 fold, CO calls $2.50

Flop: ($6.50) J J 3 (2 players)
SB checks, CO checks

Turn: ($6.50) A (2 players)
SB checks, CO checks

River: ($6.50) 4 (2 players)
SB said, "u dont have nothing"
SB said, "again"
SB said, "why not bet??"
SB said, "LOLLLLLll"

CO said, "correct"
SB bets $83.15 all in, CO calls $83.15

Spoiler:
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