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Old 03-02-2010, 06:31 PM   #301
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I partied with degens in HS and not the chads and kellys. We had some big parties but near as big as the ones in the movies where the front yard is packed, the back yard is packed and every room downstairs is packed and yet only 2 couples are upstairs.
and the swimming pool with the babes titties out looking ****!
This is how i picture usa!wish ful thinking i suppose!
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:34 PM   #302
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i will say this mark

dudes that come here from europe and start talking with an accent in the bar get laid in a heartbeat

but in general i think your dreams of america are indeed wishful thinking
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i will say this mark

dudes that come here from europe and start talking with an accent in the bar get laid in a heartbeat

but in general i think your dreams of america are indeed wishful thinking
ha ha, thing is tho, we talk far too fast and use too much slang for most other nations to understand what the **** we are talking about!,fwiw, on holiday, the english or scottish don't even understand wtf we say to them and we all talk english! Explain the beer pong please?
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:40 PM   #304
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damn im soooooo pumped for tomorrow... such a big ****ing game and my boy got me a floor pass

LETS ****ING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:44 PM   #305
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euro perception of usa : 90210/superbad

use perception of euro : random sex videos
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:47 PM   #306
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even as a big east fanboi, i will say that's a solid brag subs
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beer pong is something alien to euro's

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Old 03-02-2010, 06:50 PM   #308
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ha ha, thing is tho, we talk far too fast and use too much slang for most other nations to understand what the **** we are talking about!,fwiw, on holiday, the english or scottish don't even understand wtf we say to them and we all talk english! Explain the beer pong please?
they get used to it after a while. If you just talk a little slower they'll understand, but you will be interrupted every 20 seconds because you will have used an Irish slang word and they wont understand. Its always fun though when they start trying to use our slangwords.

Beer pong is kinda fun I guess, although if you're too good it slows down your drinking, but if you're terrible (like I was) then you will be toasted pretty quickly. Basically to play you throw a small ball into plastic cups in ur opponents side, if you get it in a cup they have to drink the beer in the cup. Keep going til someone loses all their cups. I think there are a few other small rules like if you bounce the ball off the table and get it in you lose the game completly or whatever and have to drink every cup.

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Old 03-02-2010, 06:52 PM   #309
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they get used to it after a while. If you just talk a little slower they'll understand, but you will be interrupted every 20 seconds because you will have used an Irish slang word and they wont understand. Its always fun though when they start trying to use our slangwords.
one thing mark always says is "the night" for tonight, i had never heard that expression in my life
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one thing mark always says is "the night" for tonight, i had never heard that expression in my life
lol yea, mark prob uses some slang even I dont understand and i prob use slang hes never heard of. Irish slang can be very localized.
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Old 03-02-2010, 07:05 PM   #311
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they get used to it after a while. If you just talk a little slower they'll understand, but you will be interrupted every 20 seconds because you will have used an Irish slang word and they wont understand. Its always fun though when they start trying to use our slangwords.

Beer pong is kinda fun I guess, although if you're too good it slows down your drinking, but if you're terrible (like I was) then you will be toasted pretty quickly. Basically to play you through a small ball into plastic cups in ur opponents side, if you get it in a cup they have to drink the beer in the cup. Keep going til someone loses all their cups. I think there are a few other small rules like if you bounce the ball off the table and get it in you lose the game completly or whatever and have to drink every cup.
thats the way the film show's it! Sound's like good fun! Its funny when you say that megloo, i just said the word 'tonight' sir, sounds ****ed up to me, ha ha ha! Its always 'the night'! We just must be a nation of slang! Wat makes me lol is i understand exactly wat all the english scottish french bla bla are saying when they talk- strange!
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Old 03-02-2010, 07:20 PM   #312
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page made me lol

beer pong is awesome though. why doesnt europe have it? how do you get chicks drunk?
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Old 03-02-2010, 07:23 PM   #313
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page made me lol

beer pong is awesome though. why doesnt europe have it? how do you get chicks drunk?
Rohypnol ftw
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Old 03-02-2010, 07:36 PM   #314
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page made me lol

beer pong is awesome though. why doesnt europe have it? how do you get chicks drunk?
lol















how do we get girls drunk...











lol


you dont know Irish girls, most can probably drink as much as the guys, we are a nation of drunks after all.
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Old 03-02-2010, 08:01 PM   #315
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no self respecting male of drinking age should have not played beer pong






or flip cup
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Old 03-02-2010, 08:15 PM   #317
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no self respecting male of drinking age should have not played beer pong






or flip cup
flipcup is wayyy better than beer pong IMO
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Flip cup is ghey.

Beer pong is the nuts.
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you guys know ******* and 3-man

also awesome drinking games

but much lazier sit down games
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Flip cup is ghey.

Beer pong is the nuts.
beer pong is too much work cos im lazy, flipcup is simple.you just get to chug beers, get drunk, job done.
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roll>bank balance

beat? barg?
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i prefer to play drink the liquor... im pretty damn good at that game

my roll is always higher than my bank account
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I think there are a few other small rules like if you bounce the ball off the table and get it in you lose the game completly or whatever and have to drink every cup.
if u bounce it, other team can swat it away
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beer darts > all other drinking games ever invented ever

except for the fact you can only play during summer
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