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03-19-2010 , 10:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aggo
i just got owned real bad, will post HH
Well, aggo, you do have a couple of leaks I heard...
03-19-2010 , 10:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lemming
Well, aggo, you do have a couple of leaks I heard...

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $200.00
SB: $102.95
BB: $335.35
UTG: $238.00
Hero (CO): $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with 3 3
1 fold, Hero raises to $7, BTN calls $7, 2 folds

Flop: ($17.00) 4 8 A (2 players)
Hero bets $10, BTN raises to $29, Hero calls $19

Turn: ($75.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($75.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $48, BTN calls $48

Final Pot: $171.00
BTN shows A Q (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows 3 3 (a pair of Threes)
BTN wins $168.00
(Rake: $3.00)
03-19-2010 , 10:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aquadougs
What is this I can't see it

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Brag: My extra credit in class brought up my exam grade to 96. WIN.
03-19-2010 , 10:36 PM
**** im so ****ing tilted right now 45 guys left meh

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t2500/t5000 Blinds + t625 - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: t265383 M = 21.23
SB: t240757 M = 19.26
BB: t167680 M = 13.41
UTG: t71180 M = 5.69
UTG+1: t78296 M = 6.26
MP1: t114007 M = 9.12
MP2: t37927 M = 3.03
Hero (CO): t138665 M = 11.09

Pre Flop: (t12500) Hero is CO with K K
4 folds, Hero raises to t12500, 1 fold, SB calls t10000, 1 fold

Flop: (t35000) Q 3 J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t18999, SB raises to t65000, Hero raises to t125540 all in, SB calls t60540

Turn: (t286080) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t286080) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t286080
SB shows J Q (a full house, Jacks full of Queens)
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
SB wins t286080
03-19-2010 , 10:45 PM
whale hunting now...


Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em $0.30 Ante - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $1419.40
BB: $441.05
UTG: $392.50
Hero (CO): $448.50
BTN: $305.30

Pre Flop: ($4.50) Hero is CO with 9 J
1 fold, Hero raises to $8, 1 fold, SB calls $7, BB calls $6

Flop: ($25.50) 5 8 5 (3 players)
SB bets $25.50, BB folds, Hero raises to $68, SB calls $42.50

Turn: ($161.50) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($161.50) J (2 players)
SB bets $161.50, Hero calls $161.50

Final Pot: $484.50
SB shows A K (two pair, Eights and Fives)
Hero shows 9 J (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
Hero wins $481.50
(Rake: $3.00)
03-19-2010 , 10:49 PM
Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em $0.02 Ante - 6 players
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Kaos(BB): $44.73
Sharkbait (UTG): $44.52
OJLimpsinn (MP): $30.77
Hero (CO): $10.00
EATITPAL (BTN): $18.09
srooney (SB): $57.82

Pre Flop: ($0.27) Hero is CO with 7 6
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, EATITPAL calls $0.30, 1 fold, Kaos raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.20, EATITPAL calls $1.20

Flop: ($4.67) T A 9 (3 players)
Kaos bets $2.40, Hero raises to $8.48 all in, EATITPAL folds, Kaos calls $6.08

Turn: ($21.63) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($21.63) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $21.63
Kaos shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero shows 7 6 (a straight, Ten high)
Hero wins $20.19
(Rake: $1.44)
03-19-2010 , 11:02 PM
gg calling it a night

always good to quit ahead..

anyway, small TR/story time


So, I was taking hte train home during rush hour, and it was (as usual) pretty damn crowded. I was standing in the middle of the train and this guy seated in front of my is fidgety as f*ck. Nothing unusual so far, typical nyc degen/bum/******/loser/crazy/ maybe the guy is sick, who the *** knows, whatever.

I'm minding my business and then he starts digging his hands into his pocket. I'm still like not too alerted or w/e and then I see that he has a small baggy with white-ish powder in it. LOL it looks like coke to me.

What does he do? He does a line on the train right in front of everyone (with kids sitting next to him ldo) in the open, and I cant contain myself. I start cracking up so hard and he just grins and has quite the satisfied face as he leans his head back against the wall.

Obv 5 minutes later he is like still rubbing his nose nonstop.

I also saw a heavyset woman light a cig while the train was running 2 stops later. I guess she didn't quite see the signs everywhere that say NO SMOKING and everyone is giving her he evil eye like shes the devil. She literally had a 5ft radius of no one next to her while the rest of the cart was crowded. Obv no fire alarm as she got off the next stop.

LOL nyc degens.. never ceases to amaze me.
03-19-2010 , 11:06 PM
money put when ahead : $0,5

BTN: $22.25
Hero (SB): $53.46
BB: $31.31
UTG: $43.85
MP: $25.00
CO: $28.51

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with 7 6
UTG raises to $0.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.40, BB calls $0.25

Flop: ($1.50) 4 5 3 (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG bets $2.64, Hero raises to $6.36, BB folds, UTG raises to $43.35 all in, Hero calls $36.99

Turn: ($88.20) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($88.20) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $88.20
Hero shows 7 6 (a straight, Seven high)
UTG shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins $85.20
03-19-2010 , 11:14 PM
ohhh kaos, what are you like!


Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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LightHeaded1 (UTG): $22.66
PandamniumJTo (MP): $53.83
Hero (CO): $18.17
Spraggy59 (BTN): $41.47
Prtst_the_hero (SB): $10.00
srooney3 (BB): $89.27

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with A 5
LightHeaded1 raises to $0.47, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, 3 folds, LightHeaded1 calls $1.03

Flop: ($3.15) 4 2 2 (2 players)
LightHeaded1 checks, Hero bets $2.10, LightHeaded1 raises to $21.14, Hero calls $14.57 all in

Turn: ($36.49) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($36.49) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $36.49
LightHeaded1 shows K T
Hero shows A 5
Hero wins $34.57
(Rake: $1.90)

Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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LightHeaded1 (CO): $19.91
PandamniumJTo (BTN): $60.65
Hero (SB): $34.68
Spraggy59 (BB): $41.39
Prtst_the_hero (UTG): $10.00
srooney3 (MP): $81.48

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with J K
2 folds, LightHeaded1 raises to $0.40, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.35, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.90) J 9 J (2 players)
Hero bets $0.70, LightHeaded1 calls $0.70

Turn: ($2.30) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $2.10, LightHeaded1 calls $2.10

River: ($6.50) K (2 players)
Hero bets $31.46, LightHeaded1 calls $16.71 all in

Final Pot: $39.92
LightHeaded1 mucks A 4
Hero shows J K
Hero wins $38.00
(Rake: $1.90)
03-19-2010 , 11:17 PM
A++++++++++++++ ^^^^^^^^
03-19-2010 , 11:29 PM
GAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LOLRIVERS

Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em $0.02 Ante - 6 players
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BB: $35.02
UTG: $54.33
MP: $27.39
Hero (CO): $18.75
BTN: $17.82
SB: $49.09

Pre Flop: ($0.27) Hero is CO with 9 J
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, BTN calls $0.30, SB raises to $1.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.20, BTN calls $1.20

Flop: ($4.72) 6 7 9 (3 players)
SB bets $4.10, Hero calls $4.10, BTN raises to $16.30 all in, SB raises to $47.57 all in, Hero calls $13.13 all in

Turn: ($55.48) J (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($55.48) 6 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $55.48
Hero shows 9 J (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
BTN shows 8 9 (two pair, Nines and Sixes)
SB shows K K (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
SB wins $1.86
SB wins $51.62
(Rake: $2.00)
03-19-2010 , 11:38 PM
Villain is srooney....

Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em $0.02 Ante - 6 players
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BB: $26.75
UTG: $54.77
MP: $48.82
Hero (CO): $44.84
BTN: $10.00
SB: $71.60

Pre Flop: ($0.27) Hero is CO with 6 2
1 fold, MP raises to $0.47, Hero calls $0.47, 1 fold, SB raises to $2.20, 1 fold, MP calls $1.73, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $1.73

Flop: ($6.82) T A 7 (3 players)
SB bets $4.90, MP folds, Hero raises to $12.90, SB requests TIME, SB raises to $22.70, Hero raises to $32.50, SB folds

Final Pot: $52.22
Hero wins $50.22
(Rake: $2.00)
03-19-2010 , 11:50 PM
spraggy had TT
03-19-2010 , 11:54 PM
So...StarsAssistant has been acting weird, and the site for it doesn't exist anymore either.

Anyone know of another program that clicks the time bank for you that's also free?
03-19-2010 , 11:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Megloooo
spraggy had TT
pretty much this
03-19-2010 , 11:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
So...StarsAssistant has been acting weird, and the site for it doesn't exist anymore either.

Anyone know of another program that clicks the time bank for you that's also free?
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/16...y-need-674166/
03-20-2010 , 12:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
pretty much this
lol u actually have a set? if so then i dont like ur line as much
03-20-2010 , 12:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stackajawea
03-20-2010 , 12:09 AM
lolhemstataments

03-20-2010 , 12:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aggo
whale hunting now...


Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em $0.30 Ante - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $1419.40
BB: $441.05
UTG: $392.50
Hero (CO): $448.50
BTN: $305.30

Pre Flop: ($4.50) Hero is CO with 9 J
1 fold, Hero raises to $8, 1 fold, SB calls $7, BB calls $6

Flop: ($25.50) 5 8 5 (3 players)
SB bets $25.50, BB folds, Hero raises to $68, SB calls $42.50

Turn: ($161.50) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($161.50) J (2 players)
SB bets $161.50, Hero calls $161.50

Final Pot: $484.50
SB shows A K (two pair, Eights and Fives)
Hero shows 9 J (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
Hero wins $481.50
(Rake: $3.00)
sexy
03-20-2010 , 12:22 AM
sharkbait, the hand when you had JJ, would you of folded to a bigger 4bet?
03-20-2010 , 12:28 AM
Wait definitely something wrong with that because it's not clicking the time bank, and it's taking my auto-top off off
03-20-2010 , 12:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Megloooo
sharkbait, the hand when you had JJ, would you of folded to a bigger 4bet?
I would have thought longer, but you 4bet too fast so I thought you had AK/nonvalue

if you bombed the flop and shoved the turn I think I would have folded
03-20-2010 , 12:43 AM
u shoulda bet 13 on that A river when i said so meg he woulda folded
03-20-2010 , 12:43 AM
unreal

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($29.25)
Hero ($25)
UTG ($20.25)
CO ($25)
BTN ($19.60)

Dealt to Hero A A

UTG raises to $0.75, fold, BTN raises to $1.25, fold, Hero raises to $3.50, UTG calls $2.75, BTN calls $2.25

FLOP ($10.60) 6 2 7

Hero bets $5, UTG folds, BTN calls $5

TURN ($20.60) 6 2 7 J

Hero bets $11.25, BTN calls $11.10 (AI)

RIVER ($42.80) 6 2 7 J 8

BTN shows J J
(Pre 19%, Flop 8.4%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero shows A A
(Pre 81%, Flop 91.6%, Turn 4.5%)

BTN wins $40.80

      
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