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03-16-2010
, 11:44 AM
03-16-2010
, 12:27 PM
03-16-2010
, 12:42 PM
within 2 minutes of each other
Hand #1
Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
BTN/SB: $82.45
Hero (BB): $51.60
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 8
8
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1
Flop: ($3.00) 8
Q T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $4.50, Hero raises to $14, BTN/SB raises to $80.95, Hero calls $36.10 all in
Turn: ($103.20) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: ($103.20) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $103.20
BTN/SB shows T
T
Hero shows 8 8
BTN/SB wins $102.70
(Rake: $0.50)
Hand #2
Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
BB: $127.45
Hero (BTN/SB): $55.65
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 3 3
Hero raises to $1, BB raises to $3.50, Hero calls $2.50
Flop: ($7.00) 4 3 A (2 players)
BB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4.50
Turn: ($19.00) Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $14.00, BB raises to $117.95, Hero calls $32.15 all in
River: ($111.30) J (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $111.30
BB shows A A
Hero shows 3 3
BB wins $39.00
(Rake: $0.50)
Hand #1
Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
BTN/SB: $82.45
Hero (BB): $51.60
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 8
8BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1
Flop: ($3.00) 8
Q T (2 players)Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $4.50, Hero raises to $14, BTN/SB raises to $80.95, Hero calls $36.10 all in
Turn: ($103.20) 5
(2 players - 1 is all in)River: ($103.20) Q
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $103.20
BTN/SB shows T
THero shows 8
8BTN/SB wins $102.70
(Rake: $0.50)
Hand #2
Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
BB: $127.45
Hero (BTN/SB): $55.65
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 3
3Hero raises to $1, BB raises to $3.50, Hero calls $2.50
Flop: ($7.00) 4
3 A (2 players)BB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4.50
Turn: ($19.00) Q
(2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $14.00, BB raises to $117.95, Hero calls $32.15 all in
River: ($111.30) J
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $111.30
BB shows A
AHero shows 3
3BB wins $39.00
(Rake: $0.50)
03-16-2010
, 12:49 PM
rush poker is dead to me.
Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $23.64
CO: $16.88
BTN: $47.43
SB: $14.18
Hero (BB): $27.59
UTG: $31.71
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with A A
2 folds, CO raises to $0.75, BTN raises to $2.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $27.59, CO calls $16.13 all in, BTN calls $24.84
Flop: ($72.16) 9 6 5
Turn: ($72.16) Q
River: ($72.16) Q
Final Pot: $72.16
CO shows 6 6
BTN shows K K
Hero shows A A
Hero wins $20.95
CO wins $48.21
(Rake: $3.00)
Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $41.39
UTG: $26.11
MP: $74.69
Hero (CO): $27.26
BTN: $23.84
SB: $49.20
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with A A
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 2 folds, BB raises to $1.25, Hero raises to $7, BB calls $5.75
Flop: ($14.10) Q Q Q (2 players)
BB bets $14.10, Hero raises to $20.26, BB calls $6.16
Turn: ($54.62) A (2 players)
River: ($54.62) 5 (2 players)
Final Pot: $54.62
BB shows Q K
Hero shows A A
BB wins $51.89
(Rake: $2.73)
Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
MP: $23.64
CO: $16.88
BTN: $47.43
SB: $14.18
Hero (BB): $27.59
UTG: $31.71
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with A
A2 folds, CO raises to $0.75, BTN raises to $2.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $27.59, CO calls $16.13 all in, BTN calls $24.84
Flop: ($72.16) 9
6 5Turn: ($72.16) Q
River: ($72.16) Q
Final Pot: $72.16
CO shows 6
6BTN shows K
KHero shows A
AHero wins $20.95
CO wins $48.21
(Rake: $3.00)
Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
BB: $41.39
UTG: $26.11
MP: $74.69
Hero (CO): $27.26
BTN: $23.84
SB: $49.20
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with A
A2 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 2 folds, BB raises to $1.25, Hero raises to $7, BB calls $5.75
Flop: ($14.10) Q
Q Q (2 players)BB bets $14.10, Hero raises to $20.26, BB calls $6.16
Turn: ($54.62) A
(2 players)River: ($54.62) 5
(2 players)Final Pot: $54.62
BB shows Q
KHero shows A
ABB wins $51.89
(Rake: $2.73)
03-16-2010
, 12:50 PM
Quote:
within 2 minutes of each other
Hand #1
Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
BTN/SB: $82.45
Hero (BB): $51.60
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 8 8
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1
Flop: ($3.00) 8 Q T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $4.50, Hero raises to $14, BTN/SB raises to $80.95, Hero calls $36.10 all in
Turn: ($103.20) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: ($103.20) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $103.20
BTN/SB shows T T
Hero shows 8 8
BTN/SB wins $102.70
(Rake: $0.50)
Hand #2
Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
BB: $127.45
Hero (BTN/SB): $55.65
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 3 3
Hero raises to $1, BB raises to $3.50, Hero calls $2.50
Flop: ($7.00) 4 3 A (2 players)
BB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4.50
Turn: ($19.00) Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $14.00, BB raises to $117.95, Hero calls $32.15 all in
River: ($111.30) J (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $111.30
BB shows A A
Hero shows 3 3
BB wins $39.00
(Rake: $0.50)
Hand #1
Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
BTN/SB: $82.45
Hero (BB): $51.60
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 8
8BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1
Flop: ($3.00) 8
Q T (2 players)Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $4.50, Hero raises to $14, BTN/SB raises to $80.95, Hero calls $36.10 all in
Turn: ($103.20) 5
(2 players - 1 is all in)River: ($103.20) Q
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $103.20
BTN/SB shows T
THero shows 8
8BTN/SB wins $102.70
(Rake: $0.50)
Hand #2
Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
BB: $127.45
Hero (BTN/SB): $55.65
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 3
3Hero raises to $1, BB raises to $3.50, Hero calls $2.50
Flop: ($7.00) 4
3 A (2 players)BB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4.50
Turn: ($19.00) Q
(2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $14.00, BB raises to $117.95, Hero calls $32.15 all in
River: ($111.30) J
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $111.30
BB shows A
AHero shows 3
3BB wins $39.00
(Rake: $0.50)
03-16-2010
, 12:55 PM
03-16-2010
, 12:56 PM
03-16-2010
, 01:08 PM
Don't usually post in chat, but this was too fun to pass up on as I was closing tables.
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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BB: $25.35
UTG: $11.85
Hero (CO): $46.55
BTN: $25.75
SB: $25.80
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with K A
UTG calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, UTG raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $13.75, UTG calls $8.35 all in
Flop: ($24.05) J 2 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Turn: ($24.05) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: ($24.05) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $24.05
UTG shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows K A (a straight, Ace to Five)
Hero wins $22.85
(Rake: $1.20)
UTG says "aaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Hero says "no"
Hero says "555555555555555555!!!!!!"
UTG says "f your momma"
Hero says "f yo couchhh"
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
BB: $25.35
UTG: $11.85
Hero (CO): $46.55
BTN: $25.75
SB: $25.80
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with K
AUTG calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, UTG raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $13.75, UTG calls $8.35 all in
Flop: ($24.05) J
2 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)Turn: ($24.05) 3
(2 players - 1 is all in)River: ($24.05) 5
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $24.05
UTG shows K
K (a pair of Kings)Hero shows K
A (a straight, Ace to Five)Hero wins $22.85
(Rake: $1.20)
UTG says "aaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Hero says "no"
Hero says "555555555555555555!!!!!!"
UTG says "f your momma"
Hero says "f yo couchhh"
03-16-2010
, 01:10 PM
Ouch, the last straw for today
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (CO): $27.89
BTN: $25.00
SB: $70.99
BB: $33.95
UTG: $23.78
MP: $12.18
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with K K
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, BTN raises to $2.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $7, BTN calls $4.75
Flop: ($14.35) K T 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $6, BTN raises to $18 all in, Hero calls $12
Turn: ($50.35) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: ($50.35) J (2 players - 1 is all in)
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
Hero (CO): $27.89
BTN: $25.00
SB: $70.99
BB: $33.95
UTG: $23.78
MP: $12.18
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with K
K2 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, BTN raises to $2.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $7, BTN calls $4.75
Flop: ($14.35) K
T 6 (2 players)Hero bets $6, BTN raises to $18 all in, Hero calls $12
Turn: ($50.35) Q
(2 players - 1 is all in)River: ($50.35) J
(2 players - 1 is all in)Spoiler:
03-16-2010
, 01:45 PM
Quote:
Spraggy59: FNAS
Spraggy59: PARDON ME?
Spraggy59: YOU BRAIN DEAD C UNT
Spraggy59: & &%% OFF AND DIE
Dealer: Spraggy59 has 15 seconds left to act
Meglomaniacc: WOW
Spraggy59: I HOPE YOU GET KILLED
Spraggy59: WTF IS THAT BET?
Spraggy59: WAT IS IT
Spraggy59: U C UNT
Spraggy59: DIE
Spraggy59: U
Dealer: Spraggy59 has 15 seconds left to act
Spraggy59: C UNT
Spraggy59: BRAZILIAN WANKSTAIN
Spraggy59: DIRTY &%!!
Dealer: YORKWOOD78 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Marco_MV shows two pair, Jacks and Twos
Dealer: Marco_MV wins the pot ($0.98) with two pair, Jacks and Twos
Dealer: Hand #14448756180
Spraggy59: PARDON ME?
Spraggy59: YOU BRAIN DEAD C UNT
Spraggy59: & &%% OFF AND DIE
Dealer: Spraggy59 has 15 seconds left to act
Meglomaniacc: WOW
Spraggy59: I HOPE YOU GET KILLED
Spraggy59: WTF IS THAT BET?
Spraggy59: WAT IS IT
Spraggy59: U C UNT
Spraggy59: DIE
Spraggy59: U
Dealer: Spraggy59 has 15 seconds left to act
Spraggy59: C UNT
Spraggy59: BRAZILIAN WANKSTAIN
Spraggy59: DIRTY &%!!
Dealer: YORKWOOD78 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Marco_MV shows two pair, Jacks and Twos
Dealer: Marco_MV wins the pot ($0.98) with two pair, Jacks and Twos
Dealer: Hand #14448756180
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