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Old 03-16-2010, 11:43 AM   #2601
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

I think I just slept for 14 hours
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Old 03-16-2010, 11:44 AM   #2602
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I think I just slept for 14 hours
My record is 26 hours in New Zealand. Jetlag not ftw.
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Old 03-16-2010, 12:24 PM   #2603
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guy is 3betting %33 and you decided to get the money in with a hand which is at best flipping vs ATC?
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beat
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river bet is spew.
someone got out of bed the wrong side today!
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Old 03-16-2010, 12:27 PM   #2604
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someone got out of bed the wrong side today!
Looks pretty standard tbh for him.
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Old 03-16-2010, 12:42 PM   #2605
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within 2 minutes of each other


Hand #1
Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: $82.45
Hero (BB): $51.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 8 8
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 8 Q T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $4.50, Hero raises to $14, BTN/SB raises to $80.95, Hero calls $36.10 all in

Turn: ($103.20) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($103.20) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $103.20
BTN/SB shows T T
Hero shows 8 8
BTN/SB wins $102.70
(Rake: $0.50)

Hand #2
Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $127.45
Hero (BTN/SB): $55.65

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 3 3
Hero raises to $1, BB raises to $3.50, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.00) 4 3 A (2 players)
BB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4.50

Turn: ($19.00) Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $14.00, BB raises to $117.95, Hero calls $32.15 all in

River: ($111.30) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $111.30
BB shows A A
Hero shows 3 3
BB wins $39.00
(Rake: $0.50)
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Old 03-16-2010, 12:43 PM   #2606
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

Story:
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=468

Pics:
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=549

The URL's in the "Pics" post is NSFW.
PS there are 4 links not 2
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Old 03-16-2010, 12:49 PM   #2607
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

rush poker is dead to me.

Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $23.64
CO: $16.88
BTN: $47.43
SB: $14.18
Hero (BB): $27.59
UTG: $31.71

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with A A
2 folds, CO raises to $0.75, BTN raises to $2.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $27.59, CO calls $16.13 all in, BTN calls $24.84

Flop: ($72.16) 9 6 5

Turn: ($72.16) Q

River: ($72.16) Q

Final Pot: $72.16
CO shows 6 6
BTN shows K K
Hero shows A A
Hero wins $20.95
CO wins $48.21
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $41.39
UTG: $26.11
MP: $74.69
Hero (CO): $27.26
BTN: $23.84
SB: $49.20

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with A A
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 2 folds, BB raises to $1.25, Hero raises to $7, BB calls $5.75

Flop: ($14.10) Q Q Q (2 players)
BB bets $14.10, Hero raises to $20.26, BB calls $6.16

Turn: ($54.62) A (2 players)

River: ($54.62) 5 (2 players)

Final Pot: $54.62
BB shows Q K
Hero shows A A
BB wins $51.89
(Rake: $2.73)
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Old 03-16-2010, 12:50 PM   #2608
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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within 2 minutes of each other


Hand #1
Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: $82.45
Hero (BB): $51.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 8 8
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 8 Q T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $4.50, Hero raises to $14, BTN/SB raises to $80.95, Hero calls $36.10 all in

Turn: ($103.20) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($103.20) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $103.20
BTN/SB shows T T
Hero shows 8 8
BTN/SB wins $102.70
(Rake: $0.50)

Hand #2
Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $127.45
Hero (BTN/SB): $55.65

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 3 3
Hero raises to $1, BB raises to $3.50, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.00) 4 3 A (2 players)
BB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4.50

Turn: ($19.00) Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $14.00, BB raises to $117.95, Hero calls $32.15 all in

River: ($111.30) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $111.30
BB shows A A
Hero shows 3 3
BB wins $39.00
(Rake: $0.50)
all because of your last post...
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Old 03-16-2010, 12:55 PM   #2609
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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Story:
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=468

Pics:
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=549

The URL's in the "Pics" post is NSFW.
PS there are 4 links not 2
lol confirmed whore.
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Old 03-16-2010, 12:56 PM   #2610
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holy **** ksight nice links
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:08 PM   #2611
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Don't usually post in chat, but this was too fun to pass up on as I was closing tables.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $25.35
UTG: $11.85
Hero (CO): $46.55
BTN: $25.75
SB: $25.80

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with K A
UTG calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, UTG raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $13.75, UTG calls $8.35 all in

Flop: ($24.05) J 2 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($24.05) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($24.05) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $24.05
UTG shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows K A (a straight, Ace to Five)
Hero wins $22.85
(Rake: $1.20)

UTG says "aaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Hero says "no"
Hero says "555555555555555555!!!!!!"
UTG says "f your momma"
Hero says "f yo couchhh"
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:10 PM   #2612
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Ouch, the last straw for today


Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (CO): $27.89
BTN: $25.00
SB: $70.99
BB: $33.95
UTG: $23.78
MP: $12.18

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with K K
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, BTN raises to $2.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $7, BTN calls $4.75

Flop: ($14.35) K T 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $6, BTN raises to $18 all in, Hero calls $12

Turn: ($50.35) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($50.35) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:19 PM   #2613
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

I don't know should I feel happy or sad for that woman :
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:45 PM   #2614
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Spraggy59: FNAS
Spraggy59: PARDON ME?
Spraggy59: YOU BRAIN DEAD C UNT
Spraggy59: & &%% OFF AND DIE
Dealer: Spraggy59 has 15 seconds left to act
Meglomaniacc: WOW
Spraggy59: I HOPE YOU GET KILLED
Spraggy59: WTF IS THAT BET?
Spraggy59: WAT IS IT
Spraggy59: U C UNT
Spraggy59: DIE
Spraggy59: U
Dealer: Spraggy59 has 15 seconds left to act
Spraggy59: C UNT
Spraggy59: BRAZILIAN WANKSTAIN
Spraggy59: DIRTY &%!!
Dealer: YORKWOOD78 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Marco_MV shows two pair, Jacks and Twos
Dealer: Marco_MV wins the pot ($0.98) with two pair, Jacks and Twos
Dealer: Hand #14448756180
Yes..... this is from a while back.. but is definitely not the worst chat I have posted.
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:52 PM   #2615
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spraggy you berate fish too much
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:54 PM   #2616
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Ye I know it's really good fun.
Spoiler:
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:59 PM   #2617
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lmao
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Old 03-16-2010, 02:23 PM   #2618
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uNL is a housewife
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Old 03-16-2010, 02:28 PM   #2619
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do you seriously tilt at 2nl?

even if your BR is $30 and you're playing 2nl.....
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Old 03-16-2010, 02:29 PM   #2620
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lol 'braindead c*nt' is awesome.
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Old 03-16-2010, 03:16 PM   #2621
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story in ksight link is prob fake, but well written and good read - always fun to take a peek inside ppl's effed up heads

egg rolls was a smart move, gave it a ring of authenticity
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Old 03-16-2010, 03:20 PM   #2622
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your mum is a house wife
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Old 03-16-2010, 03:40 PM   #2623
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your mum is a house, wife
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Old 03-16-2010, 03:51 PM   #2624
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would ne1 b interested in moving any amount of money from stars to tilt up to 1.5k? i wanna move my roll over there asap cause i just got rakeback. or does ne1 know where i could look to find someone who would do this?
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Old 03-16-2010, 03:54 PM   #2625
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do you seriously tilt at 2nl?
I probably would if I played there.
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