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03-15-2010 , 11:06 PM
bet bigger flop and turn vs this guy
03-15-2010 , 11:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
bet bigger flop and turn vs this guy
yea my turn bet is way small
03-15-2010 , 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EATITPAL
Fold pre and fold turn imo
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krax
fold pre, you have sick reverse implied odds.

Spoiler:
you are not getting any value if you shove there. Not all KK are calling and none JJ are calling. At least if I remember NL10 even remotely correctly. I wouldnt expect to see AK though, I'd guess he folds most of the time
Quote:
Originally Posted by Megloooo
^^ also we should have an "official worst hand i played today" thread, a few other forums on 2p2 have them, their pretty funny

hmmm i might start one, dunno if it would get locked though...
Lol my post must of been tl;dr
03-15-2010 , 11:23 PM
Spraggy59: FNAS
Spraggy59: PARDON ME?
Spraggy59: YOU BRAIN DEAD C UNT
Spraggy59: & &%% OFF AND DIE
Dealer: Spraggy59 has 15 seconds left to act
Meglomaniacc: WOW
Spraggy59: I HOPE YOU GET KILLED
Spraggy59: WTF IS THAT BET?
Spraggy59: WAT IS IT
Spraggy59: U C UNT
Spraggy59: DIE
Spraggy59: U
Dealer: Spraggy59 has 15 seconds left to act
Spraggy59: C UNT
Spraggy59: BRAZILIAN WANKSTAIN
Spraggy59: DIRTY &%!!
Dealer: YORKWOOD78 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Marco_MV shows two pair, Jacks and Twos
Dealer: Marco_MV wins the pot ($0.98) with two pair, Jacks and Twos
Dealer: Hand #14448756180
03-15-2010 , 11:34 PM
wow
03-15-2010 , 11:45 PM
knocked on a lot of wood before posting this

03-15-2010 , 11:56 PM
sick graph ^^

Can't find the HH right now but this situation came up yesterday.

100bb stacks

A nit running at ~11/8 ~40 hands opens in MP, I 3bet with red AA OTB to 13bb, he calls. Flop is J65 monotone clubs. He checks, I bomb for nearpot and he ships over. Is it a super easy fold? Is it close? 10NL if it matters.
03-16-2010 , 12:00 AM
Thats a nice graph...
03-16-2010 , 12:00 AM
close but probably have to call:

board: Jc6c3c
Hand Pot equity Wins Ties
AhAd 44.50% 7,422 135
JJ, QcQ, TcT, AcK, AcQ 55.50% 9,273 135

Last edited by thepaul1; 03-16-2010 at 12:04 AM. Reason: Added in AcK, AcQ, makes calling even easier
03-16-2010 , 12:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thepaul1
close but probably have to call:

board: Jc6c3c
Hand Pot equity Wins Ties
AhAd 41.90% 3,666 135
JJ, QcQ, TcT 58.10% 5,109 135
You forgot AcX and AcK AcQ .... etc
03-16-2010 , 12:15 AM
WOHOO first hand into my session.

He tankcalled the flop duh...

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($9.06)
Hero ($10.15)
BTN ($13.66)

Dealt to Hero K K

BTN raises to $0.30, SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.30, BTN calls $1, SB calls $1

FLOP ($3.90) 8 5 8

SB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BTN folds, SB calls $2.50

TURN ($8.90) 8 5 8 9

SB checks, Hero bets $6.35 (AI), SB calls $5.26 (AI)

RIVER ($19.42) 8 5 8 9 T

Hero shows K K
(Pre 81%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0.0%)

SB shows 8 8
(Pre 19%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 100.0%)

SB wins $18.42
03-16-2010 , 12:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkbaitOHH
WOHOO first hand into my session.

He tankcalled the flop duh...

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($9.06)
Hero ($10.15)
BTN ($13.66)

Dealt to Hero K K

BTN raises to $0.30, SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.30, BTN calls $1, SB calls $1

FLOP ($3.90) 8 5 8

SB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BTN folds, SB calls $2.50

TURN ($8.90) 8 5 8 9

SB checks, Hero bets $6.35 (AI), SB calls $5.26 (AI)

RIVER ($19.42) 8 5 8 9 T

Hero shows K K
(Pre 81%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0.0%)

SB shows 8 8
(Pre 19%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 100.0%)

SB wins $18.42
It's ok think of all the +EV you spread to all of us because now this guy will slowplay everything because he got paid on quads lol

Brag you weren't drawing dead to quads on flop
03-16-2010 , 12:42 AM
LOL

sickest fold ever

Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($19.25)
SB ($72.97)
BB ($50.75)
Hero (UTG) ($54.55)
MP ($39.80)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8, 5
2 folds, Button calls $0.50, 1 fold, BB bets $2, Button calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.25) 10, 9, Q (2 players)
BB bets $2.50, Button raises to $7.12, BB calls $4.62

Turn: ($18.49) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Button bets $9.24, BB calls $9.24

River: ($36.97) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $1, 1 fold

Total pot: $36.97 | Rake: $1.80

Results:
BB didn't show
Outcome: BB won $35.17

btn had 85c left
03-16-2010 , 12:46 AM
oh dear. vs a 18/16 reg

fwiw, I think I played this terrible.
I think he played it worse?

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($10)
Hero ($23.10)
UTG ($16.35)
UTG+1 ($7.75)
CO ($32.78)
BTN ($10.15)

Dealt to Hero Q K

UTG raises to $0.30, fold, CO calls $0.30, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.20

FLOP ($0.95) A K K

Hero checks, UTG bets $0.70, CO folds, Hero raises to $2.10, UTG raises to $6.70, Hero raises to $22.80 (AI), UTG calls $9.35 (AI)

TURN ($33.05) A K K T

RIVER ($33.05) A K K T 5

UTG shows J K
(Pre 26%, Flop 24.2%, Turn 13.6%)

Hero shows Q K
(Pre 74%, Flop 75.8%, Turn 86.4%)

Hero wins $31.05

--

vs a 17/6

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($10.20)
BB ($10)
Hero ($14.38)
UTG+1 ($16.35)
CO ($7.75)
BTN ($32.78)

Dealt to Hero Q Q

Hero raises to $0.35, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB raises to $1.10, Hero raises to $2.80, BB raises to $10 (AI), Hero calls $7.20

FLOP ($20.05) A 8 9

TURN ($20.05) A 8 9 5

RIVER ($20.05) A 8 9 5 J

BB shows T T
(Pre 18%, Flop 15.8%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero shows Q Q
(Pre 82%, Flop 84.2%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero wins $18.72
03-16-2010 , 01:09 AM
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
Hero ($70.10)
BB ($59.85)
UTG ($97.50)
UTG+1 ($131)
CO ($52.25)
BTN ($47.50)

Dealt to Hero K K

fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $10, fold, BTN raises to $28.75, Hero raises to $70.10 (AI), BTN calls $18.75 (AI)

FLOP ($95.50) 8 9 A

TURN ($95.50) 8 9 A 3

RIVER ($95.50) 8 9 A 3 5

Hero shows K K
(Pre 71%, Flop 13.3%, Turn 4.5%)

BTN shows 4 A
(Pre 29%, Flop 86.7%, Turn 95.5%)

BTN wins $92.50
03-16-2010 , 01:27 AM
03-16-2010 , 01:50 AM
Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (UTG): $51.85
MP: $88.00
CO: $53.45
BTN: $195.65
SB: $50.00
BB: $146.20

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with 4 A
Hero raises to $1.50, 4 folds, BB raises to $2.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($5.25) 2 3 J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4, BB raises to $10.50, Hero raises to $49.35 all in, BB calls $38.85

Turn: ($103.95) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($103.95) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $103.95
Hero shows 4 A (Ace King high)
BB shows A A (a pair of Aces)
BB wins $100.95
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $55.35
MP: $50.00
CO: $72.70
BTN: $53.35
SB: $116.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with J J
2 folds, CO raises to $1.75, 1 fold, SB calls $1.50, Hero raises to $7, 1 fold, SB calls $5.25

Flop: ($15.75) T Q 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $10, SB raises to $24, Hero raises to $38, SB calls $14

Turn: ($91.75) 4 (2 players)
SB bets $4.25, Hero raises to $5 all in, SB calls $0.75

River: ($101.75) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $101.75
Hero shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
SB shows 4 Q (two pair, Queens and Fours)
SB wins $98.75
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #3
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $55.35
SB: $50.00
BB: $76.00
UTG: $58.25
MP: $50.75
Hero (CO): $50.45

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with Q K
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, SB raises to $5, 1 fold, Hero calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.50) 2 5 6 (2 players)
SB bets $7.50, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $16, SB raises to $45 all in, Hero calls $29

Turn: ($100.50) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($100.50) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $100.50
SB shows T 8 (a pair of Eights)
Hero shows Q K (King Queen high)
SB wins $97.50
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #4
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $107.20
BB: $50.00
UTG: $50.00
MP: $50.00
Hero (CO): $53.00
BTN: $48.85

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with 4 5
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN raises to $2.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($5.75) 8 4 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.50, Hero raises to $8, BTN raises to $46.35 all in, Hero calls $38.35

Turn: ($98.45) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($98.45) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $98.45
Hero shows 4 5 (two pair, Eights and Fives)
BTN shows A A (a full house, Aces full of Eights)
BTN wins $95.45
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #5
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (SB): $70.10
BB: $59.85
UTG: $97.50
MP: $131.90
CO: $52.25
BTN: $47.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with K K
3 folds, BTN raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $10, 1 fold, BTN raises to $28.75, Hero raises to $70.10 all in, BTN calls $18.75 all in

Flop: ($95.50) 8 9 A

Turn: ($95.50) 3

River: ($95.50) 5

Final Pot: $95.50
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
BTN shows 4 A (a pair of Aces)
BTN wins $92.50
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #6
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (UTG): $62.70
MP: $54.25
CO: $68.95
BTN: $24.35
SB: $41.05
BB: $56.80

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with A K
Hero raises to $1.50, 3 folds, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.50) A 5 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.50, SB raises to $6, Hero calls $3.50

Turn: ($15.50) K (2 players)
SB bets $7.75, Hero calls $7.75

River: ($31.00) 9 (2 players)
SB bets $15.25, Hero raises to $30.50, SB calls $10.55 all in

Final Pot: $82.60
Hero shows A K (two pair, Aces and Kings)
SB shows 2 4 (a straight, Five high)
SB wins $79.60
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #7
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $136.45
UTG: $126.60
MP: $83.25
CO: $23.00
BTN: $18.65
Hero (SB): $72.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with K A
1 fold, MP raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, MP calls $4.50

Flop: ($12.50) T 5 K (2 players)
Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $7, MP requests TIME, MP calls $7

Turn: ($26.50) J (2 players)
Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $16, MP raises to $70.25 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero folds

Final Pot: $58.50
MP wins $55.60
(Rake: $2.90)

Hand #8
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $28.25
CO: $136.40
BTN: $71.50
SB: $50.00
BB: $52.05
Hero (UTG): $87.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with A J
Hero raises to $1.50, MP raises to $2.50, 4 folds, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($5.75) J 7 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $3, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($11.75) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $10, Hero calls $10

River: ($31.75) A (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $12.75 all in, Hero calls $12.75

Final Pot: $57.25
MP shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero mucks A J
MP wins $54.40
(Rake: $2.85)

Hand #9
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $70.40
Hero (BB): $75.25
UTG: $42.40
MP: $17.60
CO: $111.85
BTN: $39.30

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with Q A
UTG raises to $1, MP calls $1, 3 folds, Hero raises to $4.25, UTG calls $3.25, MP calls $3.25

Flop: ($13.00) 6 Q 4 (3 players)
Hero bets $6, UTG folds, MP raises to $13.35 all in, Hero calls $7.35

Turn: ($39.70) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($39.70) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $39.70
Hero shows Q A (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
MP shows 6 4 (a full house, Sixes full of Fours)
MP wins $37.75
(Rake: $1.95)
03-16-2010 , 02:40 AM
skraper, please say this was over the month? Was this one session? wtf dude, thats sick ****
03-16-2010 , 03:01 AM
man, i was excited about getting a $500 bonus from fulltilt, but it just took 2700 hands to get one $20 payment. thats like 68k hands in 30 days to get all my manies. =(
03-16-2010 , 04:20 AM
tarpfail #3

done for the night.

Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $10.60
SB: $13.85
BB: $17.74
UTG: $10.85
CO: $19.89

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with 3 3
UTG raises to $0.35, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.35, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.85) 2 4 2 (2 players)
UTG bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

Turn: ($1.85) 3 (2 players)
UTG bets $1.40, Hero calls $1.40

River: ($4.65) Q (2 players)
UTG bets $3.20, Hero raises to $8.35 all in, UTG calls $5.15

Final Pot: $21.35
Hero shows 3 3 (a full house, Threes full of Twos)
UTG shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Twos)
UTG wins $19.93
(Rake: $1.42)
03-16-2010 , 05:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Megloooo
Spraggy59: FNAS
Spraggy59: PARDON ME?
Spraggy59: YOU BRAIN DEAD C UNT
Spraggy59: & &%% OFF AND DIE
Dealer: Spraggy59 has 15 seconds left to act
Meglomaniacc: WOW
Spraggy59: I HOPE YOU GET KILLED
Spraggy59: WTF IS THAT BET?
Spraggy59: WAT IS IT
Spraggy59: U C UNT
Spraggy59: DIE
Spraggy59: U
Dealer: Spraggy59 has 15 seconds left to act
Spraggy59: C UNT
Spraggy59: BRAZILIAN WANKSTAIN
Spraggy59: DIRTY &%!!
Dealer: YORKWOOD78 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Marco_MV shows two pair, Jacks and Twos
Dealer: Marco_MV wins the pot ($0.98) with two pair, Jacks and Twos
Dealer: Hand #14448756180
i lol'd pretty hard

spraggy
03-16-2010 , 05:42 AM
anyone see PAD?

LOLOLOL XPERT FLOP SLOWPLAY BRANDON ADAMS
03-16-2010 , 06:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by benjamin barker
i lol'd pretty hard

spraggy
lol, spraggy, was it was a 98c pot too
03-16-2010 , 06:52 AM
yay I got an avatar!!

you like?
03-16-2010 , 07:27 AM
more ass imo

      
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