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03-31-2010 , 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
Hey...I'm running like dogsh*t too you know.
So you WERE lying about winning that flip the other day!

I knew we couldn't trust you.
03-31-2010 , 01:25 PM
Oh no no, I totally did win that flip. AK v QQ I rivered that sweet A and I was like yessss. Totally like the only flip I've won in ages however.
03-31-2010 , 01:27 PM
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $48.31
CO: $25.00
BTN: $26.00
SB: $25.43
Hero (BB): $25.50

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with A K
3 folds, SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, SB calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.00) 5 7 5 (2 players)
SB bets $20.43 all in, Hero folds?
03-31-2010 , 01:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheryltweedy
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $48.31
CO: $25.00
BTN: $26.00
SB: $25.43
Hero (BB): $25.50

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with A K
3 folds, SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, SB calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.00) 5 7 5 (2 players)
SB bets $20.43 all in, Hero folds?
Nice hand gates...
03-31-2010 , 01:28 PM
holy ****, mind = blown right here



















03-31-2010 , 01:29 PM
wtf??
03-31-2010 , 01:34 PM
That little girls bang in trouble.
03-31-2010 , 01:35 PM
I nearly leveled myself into folding here.

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $34.92
Hero (BB): $27.83
CO: $25.00
BTN: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with T J
2 folds, SB raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.50) 2 9 T (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1, SB raises to $2.75, Hero calls $1.75

Turn: ($7.00) A (2 players)
SB bets $4.75, Hero calls $4.75

River: ($16.50) 5 (2 players)
SB bets $20, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $19.58 all in

Final Pot: $55.66
SB shows Q K (Ace King high)
Hero shows T J (a pair of Tens)
Hero wins $53.66
(Rake: $2.00)
03-31-2010 , 01:38 PM
you're a sicko

nh
03-31-2010 , 01:40 PM
LOL, sarcasm ITT. I would have been sick if I folded..

Although his line is kinda sick if he got a set..
03-31-2010 , 01:40 PM
i want to play poker tonight, but i want to it to count for april. fmllll
03-31-2010 , 01:41 PM
If he knew how to size his bets properly that would have been wp by the villain.

nc on the river though
03-31-2010 , 01:44 PM
Poker Stars $25+$2 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (UTG+1): t3058 M = 40.77
MP: t1665 M = 22.20
CO: t2132 M = 28.43
BTN: t1350 M = 18
SB: t1575 M = 21
BB: t1850 M = 24.67
UTG: t1870 M = 24.93

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is UTG+1 with A 6
4 folds, BTN raises to t150, SB calls t125, 1 fold

Flop: (t350) K K Q (2 players)
SB checks, BTN bets t150, SB raises to t450, BTN raises to t750, SB raises to t1425 all in, BTN folds

BTN level of thinking is waay to high
03-31-2010 , 01:52 PM
Cesc starts, yeee booiiii.
03-31-2010 , 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheryltweedy
Doubtful? Guy is crocked. He'll probably be back for the last 4 games apparently, and the Final vs. Man Utd.

Anyone took an interest what went down in the 200NL prop bet w/Gary Neville? There's a sick TL;DR about 2 pages back from the one it's on now which explains everything in depth if you hadn't been able to keep up with all the spam it accumulated, a very good read and a huge clap on the back should go to jalex. I've personally done transfers with RoSeeker/SolReader/Nostalcia or whatever his name is, so obviously him getting outed is kinda eye opening..
****ing hell, i always wondered who nostalcia was! I always thought roseeker was a good lad helping in the beginner threads, wat an eye opener sir!! Anyway, i've baca in my works sweep, better win the night! And lol hard at united last night, even being out me europe, there performance last night was poor, they are over achieving big time this year imo!
03-31-2010 , 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VithelTone
After being 38 BI under EV, on the biggest downswing of my entire life, running worse than ever, i managed to book my first winning session in days, this is all NL20.






Of course, i have to get a couple of bad beats, but meh, im happy as hell


Prima Network $20.00 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $17.71
SB: $39.91
BB: $22.20
Hero (CO): $34.67

Pre Flop: ($0.30) Hero is CO with A A
Hero raises to $0.60, 2 folds, BB raises to $2, Hero calls $1.40

Flop: ($4.10) Q 7 5 (2 players)
BB bets $3.20, Hero raises to $6.80, BB calls $3.60

Turn: ($17.70) K (2 players)
BB bets $13.20, Hero calls $13.20

River: ($44.10) 5 (2 players)

Final Pot: $44.10
BB shows Q Q
Hero mucks A A
BB wins $41.90
(Rake: $2.20)


Prima Network $20.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $19.56
SB: $20.10
Hero (BB): $28.91
UTG: $9.20
CO: $20.62

UTG posts a big blind ($0.20)

Pre Flop: ($0.50) Hero is BB with A A
UTG checks, 1 fold, BTN raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3.40, 1 fold, BTN calls $2.40

Flop: ($7.10) 3 Q 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($7.10) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $4.40, BTN calls $4.40

River: ($15.90) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $20.91, BTN calls $11.76 all in

Final Pot: $39.42
BTN shows Q Q
Hero shows A A
BTN wins $37.45
Hero wins $9.15
(Rake: $-7.18)
good to see you turning it around sir
03-31-2010 , 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheryltweedy
Cesc starts, yeee booiiii.
hope he scores!!! Dream team points
03-31-2010 , 02:06 PM
so wait is cheryl actually gates or not? i thought gates is american and cheryl is euro?

im not sure that gates plays 25nl or gates loves soccer, but i dunno. seems like an awful lot of work when he could just post on his gates account.

cheryl if you are not gates then who r u?
03-31-2010 , 02:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VithelTone
Lies !!!


I saw u the other day in NL50


people dont want to hear that
03-31-2010 , 02:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
people dont want to hear that
ha ha, you move up when sub's moves up to nl100??? Ha ha
03-31-2010 , 02:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gateswi
Mostly just for fun, but I know in the back of my mind I want to grind a roll again. To me, its fun to try and build up a reasonably roll from nearly nothing. Its like when I would start a new game on Pokemon Red so I could pick a different pokemon and enjoy the beginning of the game but not actually save it because I didn't want to erase my one save file. << Major nerd.

I withdrew my whole roll save $7, so I think to build a roll from $7 would be pretty cool. I know once I get to $100 I'd have to be a real moron to bust at that point.
OMG this, I blew my roll for NL10 playing HU PLO100 expect for 30 bucks so I'm going to play $2 sit-n-gos.

Plus I don't think I can get good at poker and prove calculus (advanced calculus, yuck) lol.

Btw haven't read BBV for a while, and throughly lol'ed the whole time.
03-31-2010 , 02:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by benjamin barker
so wait is cheryl actually gates or not? i thought gates is american and cheryl is euro?

im not sure that gates plays 25nl or gates loves soccer, but i dunno. seems like an awful lot of work when he could just post on his gates account.

cheryl if you are not gates then who r u?
he's said he doesn't wanta be outed, maybe its roseeker!! Lol! Only joking sir
03-31-2010 , 02:23 PM
Yea it has been 100% confirmed that Cheryl is gateswi.

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Ok im a bit stupid/lazy so just to confirm, GaryNeville was definitely in on the whole chip-dumping and it was utter blatant cheating?

Last edited by fattony7891; 03-31-2010 at 02:31 PM.
03-31-2010 , 02:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
Yea it has been 100% confirmed that Cheryl is gateswi.
how was everyone so sure to begin with? I'm confused haha, why isnt gates jsut posting on his name when he was posting on it earlier today...
03-31-2010 , 02:31 PM
Anyone know what's up with Grindcore? He used to post in here all the time and now we get no more love...

      
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