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03-30-2010 , 07:41 AM
I dont get it.
Ongame Network $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $99.70
CO: $146.30
BTN: $88.75
SB: $233.65
Hero (BB): $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with A J
2 folds, BTN raises to $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $12, BTN calls $8

Flop: ($24.50) 4 A 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $12.00, BTN raises to $24, Hero calls $12

Turn: ($72.50) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $52.75, Hero calls $52.75

River: ($178.00) 7 (2 players)

Final Pot: $178.00
BTN shows K K
Hero shows A J
(Rake: $3.00)
03-30-2010 , 07:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Swiiftx
I dont get it.
Ongame Network $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $99.70
CO: $146.30
BTN: $88.75
SB: $233.65
Hero (BB): $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with A J
2 folds, BTN raises to $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $12, BTN calls $8

Flop: ($24.50) 4 A 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $12.00, BTN raises to $24, Hero calls $12

Turn: ($72.50) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $52.75, Hero calls $52.75

River: ($178.00) 7 (2 players)

Final Pot: $178.00
BTN shows K K
Hero shows A J
(Rake: $3.00)
ongame value imo
03-30-2010 , 08:18 AM
skills

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Prima
SB ($50.25)
BB ($10.50)
Hero ($61.73)
UTG+1 ($41.25)
CO ($71.69)
BTN ($51.25)

Dealt to Hero K K

Hero raises to $2, UTG+1 calls $2, fold, BTN raises to $8, fold, fold, Hero raises to $18, fold, BTN raises to $51.25 (AI), Hero calls $33.25

FLOP ($105) 6 8 4

TURN ($105) 6 8 4 K

RIVER ($105) 6 8 4 K Q

BTN shows A A
(Pre 82%, Flop 90.8%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero shows K K
(Pre 18%, Flop 9.2%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero wins $102
03-30-2010 , 08:21 AM
with z
03-30-2010 , 09:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
Possibly one of the best gifs ever.

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Why is FTP support so unbelievably terrible? They're like 2nd market leader and their software tilts me to **** and their support is even worse.

If it wasn't for Rush I'd never play there ever.
+1 to all of this.
03-30-2010 , 09:23 AM
who.... is.... in..... that..... gif!
03-30-2010 , 09:28 AM
scrolling down seeing the requoted gif lol A+ whoever made it
03-30-2010 , 09:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by behhh04
who.... is.... in..... that..... gif!
How's the bankroll dude?
03-30-2010 , 09:37 AM
animated gif is sick. I would do things to her that would make the bottom of her boobs sore
03-30-2010 , 09:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
How's the bankroll dude?
not bad. Been playing NL50. Took a break from poker and am up about 1k this month from like 20k hands. Yourself?
03-30-2010 , 10:24 AM
that body is unpossible
03-30-2010 , 10:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
every graph ksight has ever posted reminds me of the flag of papua new guinea

zing!
03-30-2010 , 10:29 AM
BOOM!

Oh wait...


Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t75 - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+1: t5530 M = 3.07
MP1: t13615 M = 7.56
MP2: t4670 M = 2.59
CO: t12875 M = 7.15
BTN: t10405 M = 5.78
SB: t5690 M = 3.16
Hero (BB): t14953 M = 8.31
UTG: t8944 M = 4.97

Pre Flop: (t1800) Hero is BB with J J
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t800, 1 fold, MP2 raises to t4595 all in, 3 folds, Hero raises to t14878 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t10990) T T J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t10990) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t10990) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: t10990
MP2 shows 9h 9c (four of a kind, Nines)
Hero shows Jd Jc (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
MP2 wins t10990
03-30-2010 , 10:35 AM
Had my first small losing session in 2 weeks, had been making the EV line my bitch and now I'm bummed though i really shouldn't be

Weird hand. 5c6c from bb. MP limps, btn isos, i call and MP calls. Stacks are 120bb deep.

flop is 4hJd7c. flop goes check check check.

Turn is a 4c. now I have oesfd. Co bets 100% pot, btn raises to 3x pot. I fold... Co calls

River is 8x. Co shoves, btn calls, I am annoyed because both have bare 4.

But i think fold is 100% standard b/c Co can come back over the top of the turn raise?

Last edited by Brian J; 03-30-2010 at 10:44 AM.
03-30-2010 , 11:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian J
Had my first small losing session in 2 weeks, had been making the EV line my bitch and now I'm bummed though i really shouldn't be

Weird hand. 5c6c from bb. MP limps, btn isos, i call and MP calls. Stacks are 120bb deep.

flop is 4hJd7c. flop goes check check check.

Turn is a 4c. now I have oesfd. Co bets 100% pot, btn raises to 3x pot. I fold... Co calls

River is 8x. Co shoves, btn calls, I am annoyed because both have bare 4.

But i think fold is 100% standard b/c Co can come back over the top of the turn raise?
do you have HH? seems like it would be easier to follow/assess...
03-30-2010 , 11:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
BOOM!

Oh wait...


Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t75 - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+1: t5530 M = 3.07
MP1: t13615 M = 7.56
MP2: t4670 M = 2.59
CO: t12875 M = 7.15
BTN: t10405 M = 5.78
SB: t5690 M = 3.16
Hero (BB): t14953 M = 8.31
UTG: t8944 M = 4.97

Pre Flop: (t1800) Hero is BB with J J
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t800, 1 fold, MP2 raises to t4595 all in, 3 folds, Hero raises to t14878 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t10990) T T J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t10990) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t10990) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: t10990
MP2 shows 9h 9c (four of a kind, Nines)
Hero shows Jd Jc (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
MP2 wins t10990
how
does
that
even
happen?
03-30-2010 , 11:09 AM
would be cooler if it was postflop.
03-30-2010 , 11:33 AM
boom!

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em $0.10 Ante - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $50.00
SB: $45.95
Hero (BB): $74.45
UTG: $74.65
MP: $103.15
CO: $41.95

Pre Flop: ($1.35) Hero is BB with A A
UTG raises to $1.50, 4 folds, Hero raises to $5.35, UTG calls $3.85

Flop: ($11.55) 5 8 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $6, UTG calls $6

Turn: ($23.55) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $14, UTG calls $14

River: ($51.55) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $49 all in, UTG requests TIME, UTG calls $49

Final Pot: $149.55
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Eights)
UTG mucks 2 J
Hero wins $146.55
(Rake: $3.00)

now that i see the hh i realize my sizing is bad
03-30-2010 , 11:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Youngplayer9
RU18, do you live in a trailer park?

Just cause I am assuming, being from the bay, you got your name from RU36
lol no i live in dublin
03-30-2010 , 11:55 AM
Shortstackers winning every hand I dominate, KK/AA are getting ballugaed every time. Poker is fun.
03-30-2010 , 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ligic
boom!

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em $0.10 Ante - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $50.00
SB: $45.95
Hero (BB): $74.45
UTG: $74.65
MP: $103.15
CO: $41.95

Pre Flop: ($1.35) Hero is BB with A A
UTG raises to $1.50, 4 folds, Hero raises to $5.35, UTG calls $3.85

Flop: ($11.55) 5 8 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $6, UTG calls $6

Turn: ($23.55) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $14, UTG calls $14

River: ($51.55) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $49 all in, UTG requests TIME, UTG calls $49

Final Pot: $149.55
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Eights)
UTG mucks 2 J
Hero wins $146.55
(Rake: $3.00)

now that i see the hh i realize my sizing is bad
new best friend amirite? i don't think sizing is terrible @ all, maybe $7 on flop, and $17 on the turn, but it's by no means butchered. in fact, i bet he doesn't call if it wasn't for your flop + turn sizing and hence not so clean river shove
03-30-2010 , 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOONERCAM
how
does
that
even
happen?
I even lol'd when it hit.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Swiiftx
would be cooler if it was postflop.
He wouldn't see the turn prolly.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ligic
boom!

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em $0.10 Ante - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $50.00
SB: $45.95
Hero (BB): $74.45
UTG: $74.65
MP: $103.15
CO: $41.95

Pre Flop: ($1.35) Hero is BB with A A
UTG raises to $1.50, 4 folds, Hero raises to $5.35, UTG calls $3.85

Flop: ($11.55) 5 8 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $6, UTG calls $6

Turn: ($23.55) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $14, UTG calls $14

River: ($51.55) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $49 all in, UTG requests TIME, UTG calls $49

Final Pot: $149.55
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Eights)
UTG mucks 2 J
Hero wins $146.55
(Rake: $3.00)

now that i see the hh i realize my sizing is bad
Yeah, $7, $22, shove.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Auts
Shortstackers winning every hand I dominate, KK/AA are getting ballugaed every time. Poker is fun.
Start calling more on turn imo.
03-30-2010 , 12:38 PM
Sick QQ bro
€0.05/€0.10 No Limit Holdem
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (€14.85)
Hero (€11.51)
BTN (€18.61)
SB (€7.18)
BB (€10.67)

Pre-Flop: (€0.15, 5 players) Hero is CO 8 8
UTG calls €0.10, Hero raises to €0.50, 3 folds, UTG raises to €0.90, Hero calls €0.40

Flop: 10 8 A (€1.95, 2 players)
UTG bets €0.97, Hero raises to €3, UTG calls €2.03

Turn: A (€7.95, 2 players)
UTG bets €3, Hero goes all-in €7.61, UTG calls €4.61

River: 3 (€23.17, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: €23.17
UTG shows two pairs Aces and Queens
Q Q
Hero shows a full house Eights full of Aces
8 8

Hero wins €22.02 (net +€10.51)

UTG lost €11.51


5% 3bettting reg over large sapmle goes crazzzyyyy

€0.05/€0.10 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (€11)
UTG+1 (€3.80)
CO (€20.26)
BTN (€9.24)
SB (€10.75)
Hero (€10)

Pre-Flop: (€0.15, 6 players) Hero is BB 7 7
2 folds, CO raises to €0.28, 1 fold, SB raises to €0.94, Hero calls €0.84, CO folds

Flop: 4 2 7 (€2.16, 2 players)
SB bets €1.62, Hero calls €1.62

Turn: K (€5.40, 2 players)
SB bets €4.05, Hero goes all-in €7.44, SB calls €3.39

River: 10 (€20.28, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: €20.28
SB shows a pair of Fours
4 3
Hero shows three of a kind Sevens
7 7

Hero wins €19.28 (net +€9.28)

SB lost €10
CO lost €0.28
03-30-2010 , 12:58 PM
Like or no like?
MP was 14/14 fairly tight and CO was big fish that i was trying to iso by 3bing

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($8.40)
BB ($30.08)
UTG ($25)
UTG+1 ($35.09)
CO ($14.47)
Hero ($35.23)

Dealt to Hero Q A

fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.85, CO calls $0.85, Hero raises to $3.25, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls $2.40, fold

FLOP ($7.70) 8 T 2

UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $5.50, UTG+1 calls $5.50

TURN ($18.70) 8 T 2 J

UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $26.48 (AI), UTG+1 folds

Hero shows Q A

Hero wins $17.77
03-30-2010 , 12:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOONERCAM
new best friend amirite? i don't think sizing is terrible @ all, maybe $7 on flop, and $17 on the turn, but it's by no means butchered. in fact, i bet he doesn't call if it wasn't for your flop + turn sizing and hence not so clean river shove
Yea i dont think it's butchered or anything because i got all the moniez in but i prefer a slightly bigger turn bet so its a little less than psb on river.

Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
Yeah, $7, $22, shove.
I think $22 on turn is a little too much.

Last edited by Ligic; 03-30-2010 at 01:11 PM.

      
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