Poker got me back

sigh

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
Hero ($111)
BB ($54.70)
UTG ($50)
UTG+1 ($93.60)
CO ($50.75)
BTN ($59.20)

Dealt to Hero 2 2

fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.75, fold, fold, Hero calls $1.50, fold

FLOP ($4) K 2 J

Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $3, Hero raises to $12, UTG+1 calls $9

TURN ($28) K 2 J A

Hero bets $18, UTG+1 calls $18

RIVER ($64) K 2 J A K

Hero bets $79.50 (AI), UTG+1 calls $61.85 (AI)

Hero shows 2 2
(Pre 19%, Flop 4.3%, Turn 2.3%)

UTG+1 shows J J
(Pre 81%, Flop 95.7%, Turn 97.7%)

UTG+1 wins $184


I actually debated c/f on river

shove or c/f

That river's sick cos we dont exactly beat much. A few FD combos maybe, KxQ and QT

Backstory: I've been working in a lab for a professor of mine since second semester of my Freshman year. I went to go see him today because now I'm working with him to write a chapter (I'm second author and I get to be published FTW). He tells me I'm looking a bit down and asks what's up. Obviously I've had a sh*tty week so far because everything converged this week due to spring break starting today (so all the tests were this week / last week).

Prof: How old are you now?
Me: I'm 20, but I'm 21 in a little over a month
Prof: You drink beer?
Me: Yes
Prof: You wanna share a beer with me while we write this chapter?
Me: Fyeahhhhhh!!!!

Variance: Going to happy hour in 1.5 hours

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REGS GAME LETS GO GUISE

FYP

lol i forgot to put my username in a p2p transfer thread and get a message from a mod telling me i have like 10/100 points now or something. i get banned at 100.
i say "wow ok..."
make another post and put "srooney3 on both sites".
get a message from the mod again saying "2 more times? wow. ok."
send him back ":/ so im at 30%? good to know. my b for messing up so horribly one time on accident. "
get sent back. " there's hope for ya yet."
pretty sure i only forgot to put my sn in twice so far. and mod deleted my newer post. pretty cool, but i did get the whopping $40 transfer done

conclusion: mod is being pretty douchey

i Want beer now.

Brag: I have draft beer....in my living room
beat: My keg is nearly gone
Variance: alcoholism.

Getting my kegerator was one of the highlights of my life. My wife even likes it.

fml

ahahahahahahaha

what beer in the keg
i got a carlsberg draughtsmaster, its meh, and dear to run and buy beer for

Lolololololololl

yay for iphones

YGOS?

Are YouGOS?











Anyways if your Prof is hot and female then that scenario would be awesome, no? (minus the rape of course... maybe)

Ygos?

I've calmed down now.

ygos?

you're all f-gs














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hnngh!

I don't expect him to vbet worse on the river and the turn is a bad card for me. I'm unsure if he can bluff busted draws. He was running at 72/10 and then he does this. Such phaggotry.

Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $60.40
BB: $87.60
Hero (UTG): $53.50
MP: $50.00
CO: $230.80
BTN: $40.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with Q A
Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, CO calls $2, 3 folds

Flop: ($4.75) Q 2 J (2 players)
Hero bets $4.00, CO calls $4

Turn: ($12.75) K (2 players)
Hero bets $10.00, CO calls $10

River: ($32.75) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $20.00, Hero folds

Final Pot: $32.75
CO shows A 2
(Rake: $1.60)

tony got owned imo

btw, two things guys.
First of all, trying to bonuswhore, suffering through HORRIBLE TERRIBLE OMFG TILTING software, just to lose more on the tables than I will get via kickback, will destroy my soul.

Second of all, Im pretty sure that batman/jokej pic is the single best thing in the world. I remember the day I saw it for the first time and I started crying in the middle of a class. Saw it gazzilion times, still funny

i just got a call from my bank that some 1 tryed to hack my bank account. That was a close one...


thats cool man u must be really ***** smart, but something seems shady about the professor I'd be a little careful if i were u.

or Droids. playing online poker on the phone FTW

lots of gays itt

I have a local craft brew in there right now. Found out buddies were coming over for the game, so I ran out and picked up a 1/4 barrel of high life in case I run out.