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03-22-2010 , 04:33 PM

#3651

Spraggy

Just Plain Nasty

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 9,095

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian J

those permabans sure aren't very permanent

They wouldn't perma me fwiw. I did ask but I had to PM a mod and decided against it in the morning.

03-22-2010 , 04:35 PM

#3652

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ligic

over/under on how many days untill spraggy quits poker again?

bout tree fiddy

03-22-2010 , 04:35 PM

#3653

Mark89er

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 10,223

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spraggy

No. Like I said not tilted. Haven't played at the tables for 2 weeks so nothing like that. I think JackOfPain was right. Everything about poker tilts me at the moment...from screen names to table chat to avatars to the sizes people bet. It's no good playing like that so I'll take another week or so off.

Don't wanna go on and sound like an emo attention seeking whore anymore

good luck with that dude! Beer, sex and clubing is the answer, recently i've felt like that too, like, hands i've lost and it still annoys me, like nearly a week ago, i've joined the gym, a run and swim really shifts the mind away from it! A real good brain freeze session. Recommend it, or go for a walk dude

03-22-2010 , 04:40 PM

#3654

Megloooo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 8,634

Quote:

Originally Posted by absolutefish

Butter + bovril.

fyp

03-22-2010 , 04:49 PM

#3655

martin9_90

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,586

lol koreans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfdzr...eature=related

03-22-2010 , 04:52 PM

#3656

Megloooo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 8,634

such an annoying day, oh well.

03-22-2010 , 04:55 PM

#3657

Ksight3

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 15,465

Quote:

Originally Posted by martin9_90

lol koreans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfdzr...eature=related

I don't understand how that video is labeled with Korean when it's making fun of Asians, and in particular North Koreans / Kim Jong Il

03-22-2010 , 05:18 PM

#3658

Hoagie

name is based on sandwich

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,471

Quote:

Originally Posted by absolutefish

Butter + marmite.

Ok I will bite, wtf is marmite?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark89er

nice, i prefer the oven grilled toast with bacon and hp sauce all over it, mmm
all the same, toast is one of the many things under rated in life

If I remember the salty acrid taste of hp (like Worcestershire) then that is indeed a very strange way to eat toast.

I will take mine with crunchy natural peanut putter and honey.

03-22-2010 , 05:24 PM

#3659

Brian J

TOTP Master

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 10,650

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksight3

I don't understand how that video is labeled with Korean when it's making fun of Asians, and in particular North Koreans / Kim Jong Il

korean =/ north korean?

03-22-2010 , 05:24 PM

#3660

Brian J

TOTP Master

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 10,650

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megloooo

such an annoying day, oh well.

looks like a few interesting hands around 1000-1100

03-22-2010 , 05:29 PM

#3661

Megloooo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 8,634

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian J

looks like a few interesting hands around 1000-1100

yeah thats when i really let my hair down!

03-22-2010 , 05:40 PM

#3662

Mark89er

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 10,223

meglooo u still playing HU?

03-22-2010 , 06:04 PM

#3663

absolutefish

BBV champion

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 7,826

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoagie

Ok I will bite, wtf is marmite?

If I remember the salty acrid taste of hp (like Worcestershire) then that is indeed a very strange way to eat toast.

I will take mine with crunchy natural peanut putter and honey.

Marmite is yeast extract. Goes well on toast and stuff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite

03-22-2010 , 06:12 PM

#3664

Megloooo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 8,634

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark89er

meglooo u still playing HU?

yep, enjoying poker so much more than before so alls good. still at nl50 ipoker?

03-22-2010 , 06:24 PM

#3665

fattony7891

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 6,158

whats the difference between bovril and marmite?

03-22-2010 , 06:38 PM

#3666

Ksight3

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 15,465

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian J

korean =/ north korean?

Obviously not

03-22-2010 , 06:48 PM

#3667

Ksight3

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 15,465

Hand I played on the weekend
This was fun...he timed almost all the way down. I expected him to snap

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $166.05
MP: $101.00
CO: $293.60
BTN: $100.00
Hero (SB): $132.65
BB: $67.70

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with A

1 fold, MP raises to $3, 2 folds, Hero calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($7.00) 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $4.50, Hero raises to $15, MP calls $10.50

Turn: ($37.00) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

River: ($37.00) A

(2 players)
Hero bets $32.00, MP calls $32

Final Pot: $101.00
MP mucks Q

Hero shows A

Hero wins $98.00
(Rake: $3.00)

03-22-2010 , 06:55 PM

#3668

Hoagie

name is based on sandwich

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,471

Quote:

Originally Posted by fattony7891

whats the difference between bovril and marmite?

I looked these things up, and they seem...Less than appetizing. Just wondering if there is some foods that Americans eat that are thought of as.....less than appetizing?

03-22-2010 , 06:56 PM

#3669

Megloooo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 8,634

Quote:

Originally Posted by fattony7891

whats the difference between bovril and marmite?

bovril is a beef extract, marmite is a yeast extract

03-22-2010 , 06:58 PM

#3670

kidacao

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,578

i dont know what bovril, beef, marmite and yeast means.. should work harder on my english

03-22-2010 , 07:03 PM

#3671

fattony7891

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 6,158

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megloooo

bovril is a beef extract, marmite is a yeast extract

umm sounds tasty

03-22-2010 , 07:20 PM

#3672

EATITPAL

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,047

EATITPAL's fistpump of the day.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($25.10)
BB ($30.72)
UTG ($72.92)
UTG+1 ($10.94)
Hero ($29.53)
BTN ($24.25)

Dealt to Hero A

fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.85, fold, SB raises to $3.50, fold, Hero raises to $6.50, SB raises to $25.10 (AI), Hero calls $18.60

FLOP ($50.45) 2

TURN ($50.45) 2

RIVER ($50.45) 2

SB shows K

(Pre 66%, Flop 3.3%, Turn 2.3%)

Hero shows A

(Pre 34%, Flop 96.7%, Turn 97.7%)

Hero wins $47.93

03-22-2010 , 07:49 PM

#3673

Truancy

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,181

everyone is solid

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 603495
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): $244.70
BB: $79.05

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with Q

Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4.50, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($9.00) 9

(2 players)
BB bets $5, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($19.00) 6

(2 players)
BB bets $12, Hero calls $12

River: ($43.00) 6

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $223.20 all in, BB requests TIME, BB calls $57.55 all in

Final Pot: $158.10
Hero shows Q

(two pair, Queens and Sixes)
BB mucks 2

Hero wins $157.60
(Rake: $0.50)