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03-22-2010 , 03:08 PM
put him on jj and cawl imo, I just dont fold here ever. I mean, how many Qc can he have
03-22-2010 , 03:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
A hand i stole from a friend. I have no reads so lets say that hes an unknown.

And yeah, Hero's 3bet on the turn sucks. But nao?



Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP1 ($105.65)
MP2 ($121.90)
CO ($100)
Hero (Button) ($505.40)
SB ($334.75)
BB ($108.40)
UTG ($78.85)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, A
UTG calls $1, 2 folds, CO checks, Hero bets $6, SB calls $5.50, 3 folds

Flop: ($16.40) A, J, 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $10, SB calls $10

Turn: ($36.40) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $22, SB raises to $66, Hero raises to $120, SB calls $54

River: ($276.40) K (2 players)
SB bets $198.55 (All-In), Hero ?
It's really, really ,really difficult for villain to have a flush here and I constantly see fish spaz and turn their made hand into a bluff when the flush card comes. They are afraid you might have the flush and want to put you to a decision if you don't or something. Harrington wrote something about that in his cash game book(It's probably the only thing I remember from that book). Anyways, I think you need to pay off. Tell your friend to raise turn bigger next time.
03-22-2010 , 03:10 PM
DO NOT YELL AT ME


that eight years old lil indian who won $500.000k on a MTT online.. confirmed fake?
03-22-2010 , 03:11 PM
wat...

link?
03-22-2010 , 03:14 PM
LOOKOUT NITSSSS

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $80.70
MP: $50.00
CO: $49.85
BTN: $95.35
SB: $55.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 4 A
4 folds, SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 4 T 7 (2 players)
SB bets $1.75, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $1.75

Turn: ($6.50) T (2 players)
SB requests TIME, SB bets $3, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $12, SB requests TIME, SB calls $9

River: ($30.50) K (2 players)
SB requests TIME, SB checks, Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $34.75 all in, SB requests TIME, SB folds
03-22-2010 , 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
DO NOT YELL AT ME


that eight years old lil indian who won $500.000k on a MTT online.. confirmed fake?
its fake
03-22-2010 , 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Megloooo
wat...

link?
suppafake imo


and that is one piece of lolpic iyam
03-22-2010 , 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sevendeuc24
LOOKOUT NITSSSS

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $80.70
MP: $50.00
CO: $49.85
BTN: $95.35
SB: $55.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 4 A
4 folds, SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 4 T 7 (2 players)
SB bets $1.75, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $1.75

Turn: ($6.50) T (2 players)
SB requests TIME, SB bets $3, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $12, SB requests TIME, SB calls $9

River: ($30.50) K (2 players)
SB requests TIME, SB checks, Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $34.75 all in, SB requests TIME, SB folds

So there is the FPS I've been hearing so much about.
03-22-2010 , 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
DO NOT YELL AT ME


that eight years old lil indian who won $500.000k on a MTT online.. confirmed fake?
You are in the world of INTERNETS... I CAN DO WHATEVER I LIKE

What did he have?
03-22-2010 , 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThePuma
You are in the world of INTERNETS... I CAN DO WHATEVER I LIKE

What did he have?
NOT TELLING YOU NAO

Spoiler:
allready poasted on previous page

Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
he had QTo , but maybe on this board someone could find a fold.. tons of worse sets/2pairs might play the same tho
edit: it was sooted

River: ($276.40) K (2 players)
SB bets $198.55 (All-In), Hero calls $198.55

Total pot: $673.50 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had A, A (three of a kind, Aces).
SB had Q, 10 (straight, Ace high).
Outcome: SB won $670.50
03-22-2010 , 03:36 PM
There is a game I used to play a ~decade ago that I absolutely loved.



A ripped version!
The one I'm interested is The War of Genesis 2 (not 1 or 3)

I dowloaded both part 1 and 2, and mounted both the IMG and the CCD files from each part 1 and 2. I got it installed, but it's still telling me I need to put the CD in to play it.

(It's in Korean, but if you get a 2 line message with two "CD" in it, you're getting the same message I am.)

If you can figure out what's going on, and help me get it working, I will ship you $25 on PS

Last edited by PJo336; 03-22-2010 at 03:49 PM.
03-22-2010 , 03:41 PM
haha, film- law abiding citizen, middle of court room, trying to get bail, breaks out into a mouthing match defendant vrs judge, last words to judge, i bet you take it up the ass bitch, awesome one liner
03-22-2010 , 03:44 PM
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $56.40
MP: $51.45
CO: $34.20
BTN: $97.50
Hero (SB): $98.85
BB: $51.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with A T
3 folds, BTN raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $4

Flop: ($11.50) 8 J K (2 players)
Hero bets $8, BTN calls $8

Turn: ($27.50) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $18.50, BTN calls $18.50

River: ($64.50) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $37, BTN raises to $65.50 all in, Hero calls $28.50

Final Pot: $195.50
BTN shows K J (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
Hero shows A T (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero wins $192.50
(Rake: $3.00)
03-22-2010 , 04:13 PM
Poker Stars $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $40.00
UTG: $21.50
MP: $25.25
Hero (CO): $25.00
BTN: $53.60
SB: $97.80

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with A Q
2 folds, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, BB raises to $1.75, Hero calls $0.75

Flop: ($3.60) Q T 9 (2 players)
BB bets $1.75, Hero calls $1.75

Turn: ($7.10) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $2.50, Hero calls $2.50

River: ($12.10) A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $9.75, BB raises to $34, Hero calls $9.25 all in

Final Pot: $50.10
BB shows K Q
Hero shows A Q
BB wins $47.65
(Rake: $2.45)
03-22-2010 , 04:20 PM
i think id raise the turn
03-22-2010 , 04:22 PM
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.02(BB) IPoker
SB ($1)
BB ($2)
UTG ($3.22)
Hero ($5)
UTG+2 ($2.19)
MP1 ($5.86)
CO ($2.06)
BTN ($2.06)

Dealt to Hero K Q

UTG calls $0.02, Hero calls $0.02, UTG+2 calls $0.02, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB checks

FLOP ($0.09) 3 5 K

BB checks, UTG bets $0.10, Hero folds, UTG+2 raises to $0.20, BB folds, UTG calls $0.10

TURN ($0.49) 3 5 K K

UTG bets $0.10, UTG+2 calls $0.10

RIVER ($0.69) 3 5 K K 8

UTG checks, UTG+2 checks

UTG shows 9 A
(Pre 67%, Flop 48.9%, Turn 65.9%)

UTG+2 shows A 6
(Pre 33%, Flop 51.1%, Turn 34.1%)

UTG wins $0.65
03-22-2010 , 04:22 PM
I can smell toast.

Smells good.
03-22-2010 , 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
I can smell toast.

Smells good.
jam or butter on top? Or both?
03-22-2010 , 04:27 PM
^^^

I think that's a sign of a stroke.
03-22-2010 , 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
^^^

I think that's a sign of a stroke.
back from the dead dude!!! ****, you must have been mega tilted last night
03-22-2010 , 04:30 PM
those permabans sure aren't very permanent
03-22-2010 , 04:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark89er
jam or butter on top? Or both?
Butter + marmite.
03-22-2010 , 04:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark89er
back from the dead dude!!! ****, you must have been mega tilted last night
No. Like I said not tilted. Haven't played at the tables for 2 weeks so nothing like that. I think JackOfPain was right. Everything about poker tilts me at the moment...from screen names to table chat to avatars to the sizes people bet. It's no good playing like that so I'll take another week or so off.

Don't wanna go on and sound like an emo attention seeking whore anymore
03-22-2010 , 04:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
Butter + marmite.
nice, i prefer the oven grilled toast with bacon and hp sauce all over it, mmm
all the same, toast is one of the many things under rated in life
03-22-2010 , 04:33 PM
over/under on how many days untill spraggy quits poker again?

      
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