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03-20-2010 , 07:09 PM

#3301

fattony7891

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 6,158

Quote:

Originally Posted by aggo

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $340.25
SB: $213.35
Hero (BB): $388.35
UTG: $218.00
CO: $400.45

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with J

8

2 folds, BTN raises to $6, 1 fold, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($13.00) J

7

8

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($13.00) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets $10, BTN calls $10

River: ($33.00) J

(2 players)
Hero bets $28, BTN raises to $90, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $252, BTN calls $162

Final Pot: $537.00
BTN mucks 7

K

Hero shows J

8

(a full house, Jacks full of Eights)
Hero wins $534.00
(Rake: $3.00)

03-20-2010 , 07:13 PM

#3302

aggo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 10,422

i was soooooooooo close to shoving

03-20-2010 , 07:14 PM

#3303

dcredskins24

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,056

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($10)
BB ($14.03)
CO ($16.61)
Hero ($16.72)

Dealt to Hero K

Q

CO raises to $0.35, Hero raises to $1.20, fold, fold, CO calls $0.85

FLOP ($2.55) J

T

A

CO checks, Hero bets $1.50, CO calls $1.50

TURN ($5.55) J

T

A

J

CO checks, Hero bets $14.02 (AI), CO calls $13.91 (AI)

RIVER ($33.37) J

T

A

J

9

Hero shows K

Q

(Pre 75%, Flop 91.1%, Turn 87.5%)

CO shows K

T

(Pre 25%, Flop 8.9%, Turn 12.5%)

Hero wins $32.37

03-20-2010 , 07:24 PM

#3304

Anderson Paixao

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,642

no one ***** call with K high

Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($50)
MP ($130.86)
CO ($92.85)
Hero (Button) ($58.75)
SB ($35.87)
BB ($34.45)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q

, K

3 folds, Hero bets $1.50, 1 fold, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.25) 9

, A

, 3

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.25) 4

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($8.25) 8

(2 players)
BB bets $4.12, Hero calls $4.12

Total pot: $16.49 | Rake: $0.80

Results:
Hero had Q

, K

(high card, Ace).
BB had 7

, J

(high card, Ace).
Outcome: Hero won $15.69

sick 30bbs pot

03-20-2010 , 07:34 PM

#3305

Ksight3

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 15,465

Saturday evening grind...ON!

03-20-2010 , 07:38 PM

#3306

Krax

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,914

I managed to drop 3buyins again, omg
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $57.95
UTG: $50.00
Hero (MP): $55.25
CO: $52.05
BTN: $50.00
SB: $114.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with 2

2

1 fold, Hero raises to $1.75, 2 folds, SB calls $1.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.00) 4

K

2

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.75, SB calls $2.75

Turn: ($9.50) J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, SB raises to $17, Hero requests TIME, [color=red]Hero

villain is typical tag...do I have to put him on KJ and ship, or can I fold? I so wanted to...

03-20-2010 , 07:43 PM

#3307

fattony7891

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 6,158

why would you want to fold, do you not like money?

03-20-2010 , 07:44 PM

#3308

lemming

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,066

if you want to fold you may, but I would not recommend it

I mean, cmon... You gonna say he has 44 and fold?

03-20-2010 , 07:47 PM

#3309

Krax

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,914

so whats his range? Does he do that for value with worse, except for KJ, and even that is debatable? Does he bluff like that? IDK, I just looked at my hand, saw a set and shipped it, definitely looked like a fold at the moment though

03-20-2010 , 07:48 PM

#3310

aggo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 10,422

i really hate this game now

my whole perception of money has completely changed

I cant stand people bitching about saving/losing 5 bucks here and there, it sooo tilts the **** out of me, and it shouldnt.

03-20-2010 , 07:54 PM

#3311

Krax

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,914

aggo: tell me about it. I suck at poker, cant beat freakin microstakes and...
In last hour I lost and then won more than most of my friends spend in a month. Whats more, I lost more than I have in my bank account at the moment. My NL100 shot was worth 3x times more than my friends made during summer holidays, and 2.5x more than is my teachers salary. Crazy freakin game

edit: writing that made me want to kill myself, I'll never forget february. god, I suck at life

edit number two: while I was writing this I won a flip QQ vs aK and AA vs KK, so...

03-20-2010 , 08:04 PM

#3312

sl8a

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,316

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krax

aggo: tell me about it. I suck at poker, cant beat freakin microstakes and...
In last hour I lost and then won more than most of my friends spend in a month. Whats more, I lost more than I have in my bank account at the moment. My NL100 shot was worth 3x times more than my friends made during summer holidays, and 2.5x more than is my teachers salary. Crazy freakin game

edit: writing that made me want to kill myself, **** march. god, I suck at life

edit number two: while I was writing this I won a flip QQ vs aK and AA vs KK, so...

snap

03-20-2010 , 08:11 PM

#3313

Krax

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,914

FMLFMLFML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! INSERT GODDAMN FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PIC HERE AASDFP[ASDJ POISKBGFLIKASGF98IOUASHFJ KJ

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $26.45
UTG: $155.90
MP: $78.45
CO: $50.00
BTN: $52.65
Hero (SB): $62.80

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with A

Q

2 folds, CO raises to $1.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5.50, 1 fold, CO calls $4

Flop: ($11.50) 6

Q

9

(2 players)
Hero bets $6.50, CO calls $6.50

Turn: ($24.50) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets $15, CO calls $15

River: ($54.50) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets $0.50, CO calls $0.50

Final Pot: $55.50
CO mucks T

Q

Hero shows A

Q

(two pair, Queens and Threes)
Hero wins $52.75
(Rake: $2.75)

**** ME
(could have get over 2k and go to sleep peacefully)

03-20-2010 , 08:13 PM

#3314

fattony7891

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03-20-2010 , 08:16 PM

#3315

Ksight3

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 15,465

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krax

I managed to drop 3buyins again, omg
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $57.95
UTG: $50.00
Hero (MP): $55.25
CO: $52.05
BTN: $50.00
SB: $114.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with 2

2

1 fold, Hero raises to $1.75, 2 folds, SB calls $1.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.00) 4

K

2

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.75, SB calls $2.75

Turn: ($9.50) J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, SB raises to $17, Hero requests TIME, [color=red]Hero

villain is typical tag...do I have to put him on KJ and ship, or can I fold? I so wanted to...

You're doing it wrong.

1st you jizz in your pants
then you stick in the monies
then titties

Quote:

Originally Posted by aggo

i really hate this game now

my whole perception of money has completely changed

I cant stand people bitching about saving/losing 5 bucks here and there, it sooo tilts the **** out of me, and it shouldnt.

Lol tell me about it.

I went into a group meeting at my school today, and apparently $20 is a lot of money. What's even weirder is that I go to a primarily rich Jew school o.O

03-20-2010 , 08:16 PM

#3316

MDoranD

MDaddyD

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 10,288

wish me luck guys...Jersey Shore party tonight. Right now ive got as close to a blowout hairdo as possible for me, the big sunglasses, and my first ever spray on tan. Its completely rediculous.

03-20-2010 , 08:21 PM

#3317

Krax

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,914

over/under on doran not getting laid tonight?

ksight: first, still pretty sure that we are counting on him being total moron to make aprofit there.
second of all, jews are cheap and stingy, everyone knows that

03-20-2010 , 08:24 PM

#3318

Ksight3

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 15,465

Quote:

Originally Posted by MDoranD

wish me luck guys...Jersey Shore party tonight. Right now ive got as close to a blowout hairdo as possible for me, the big sunglasses, and my first ever spray on tan. Its completely rediculous.

Pics after?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krax

over/under on doran not getting laid tonight?

ksight: first, still pretty sure that we are counting on him being total moron to make aprofit there.
second of all, jews are cheap and stingy, everyone knows that

Not the ones here

---

FML open folded JJ from chatting here
edit: LOL guy at the table had KK at the same time

03-20-2010 , 08:24 PM

#3319

MDoranD

MDaddyD

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 10,288

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krax

over/under on doran not getting laid tonight?

getting laid isnt the point...but if i made it the point this would be a losing bet for you.

im married

03-20-2010 , 08:28 PM

#3320

sevendeuc24

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,675

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krax

aggo: tell me about it. I suck at poker, cant beat freakin microstakes and...
In last hour I lost and then won more than most of my friends spend in a month. Whats more, I lost more than I have in my bank account at the moment. My NL100 shot was worth 3x times more than my friends made during summer holidays, and 2.5x more than is my teachers salary. Crazy freakin game

edit: writing that made me want to kill myself, I'll never forget february. god, I suck at life

edit number two: while I was writing this I won a flip QQ vs aK and AA vs KK, so...

r u still in high school?

03-20-2010 , 08:32 PM

#3321

fattony7891

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 6,158

Quote:

Originally Posted by MDoranD

getting laid isnt the point...but if i made it the point this would be a losing bet for you.

im married

just remember, matt, I know you're married but, if you wanna a failsafe plan to hook up with some random then just do this on the dance floor and the poon will come chasing:

03-20-2010 , 08:35 PM

#3322

kidacao

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,578

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krax

over/under on doran not getting laid tonight?

doesnt he have a wife?

of so, i bet a birrion dollars that he gets laid tonight (matt we go 50/50)

03-20-2010 , 08:38 PM

#3323

Krax

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,914

sevendeuc: obv. And from the looks of it, I will be staying for some time (graduating in 2 months, too much playing breakeven pokerz and too little actual studying).

doran: so, why do you need luck then?
kidacao: Im new here and Im quite open about my suckiness at poker, so I cant really cover more than 10mil

03-20-2010 , 08:40 PM

#3324

sevendeuc24

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,675

me also, ru from U.S.

03-20-2010 , 08:41 PM

#3325

Truancy

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,181

brag: 1st in the march madness pool
variance: flipped a coin for some of the picks

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