woulda snap called, true story

Hi fish

^^

How did you end up ?

standard bull****

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($31.50)
BB ($25.20)
UTG ($18.35)
UTG+1 ($24.65)
Hero ($25)
BTN ($29.20)

Dealt to Hero A A

fold, UTG+1 raises to $1, Hero raises to $3, fold, SB raises to $9, fold, fold, Hero raises to $25 (AI), SB calls $16

FLOP ($51.25) Q 8 9

TURN ($51.25) Q 8 9 J

RIVER ($51.25) Q 8 9 J K

SB shows K K
(Pre 17%, Flop 10.0%, Turn 13.6%)

Hero shows A A
(Pre 83%, Flop 90.0%, Turn 86.4%)

SB wins $48.70

I hate it when this happens.

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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Hero (UTG): $205.35
CO: $18.00
BTN: $205.55
SB: $57.55
BB: $24.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with J K
Hero raises to $3, 2 folds, SB calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($7.00) J A A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.00, SB calls $4

Turn: ($15.00) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12.00, SB calls $12

River: ($39.00) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $40.00, SB calls $38.55 all in

Final Pot: $116.10
Hero shows J K
SB shows T A
SB wins $114.10
(Rake: $0.55)

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Poker Stars
($35.85)
Hero ($43.65)

Dealt to Hero 5 5

Hero raises to $0.75, calls $0.50

FLOP ($1.50) K J 5

bets $1, Hero raises to $4.25, raises to $9.25, Hero raises to $19.50, raises to $35.10 (AI), Hero calls $15.60

TURN ($71.70) K J 5 T

RIVER ($71.70) K J 5 T Q

shows A A
(Pre 81%, Flop 10.8%, Turn 13.6%)

Hero shows 5 5
(Pre 19%, Flop 89.2%, Turn 86.4%)

wins $70.70

Post graph imo it helps

Today's wonderful graph.

Ohcool

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($14.87)
BB ($25.89)
Hero ($25.20)
CO ($20)
BTN ($11.87)

Dealt to Hero 2 2

Hero raises to $0.35, fold, BTN calls $0.35, fold, BB raises to $0.60, Hero calls $0.25, BTN calls $0.25

FLOP ($1.85) A 2 K

BB bets $1.85, Hero calls $1.85, BTN calls $1.85

TURN ($7.40) A 2 K Q

BB bets $7.40, Hero calls $7.40, BTN raises to $9.42 (AI), BB calls $2.02, Hero calls $2.02

RIVER ($35.66) A 2 K Q T

BB checks, Hero bets $13.33 (AI), BB calls $13.33

BB shows A T
(Pre 37%, Flop 6.8%, Turn 26.2%)

Hero shows 2 2
(Pre 29%, Flop 90.8%, Turn 64.3%)

BTN shows Q K
(Pre 35%, Flop 2.4%, Turn 9.5%)

Hero wins $60.32

guy was 18/10/2

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
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CO: $55.00
Hero (BTN): $108.95
SB: $38.25
BB: $108.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 6 A
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.50) 3 A 6 (2 players)
SB bets $2, Hero raises to $6.50, SB raises to $12.50, Hero calls $6

Turn: ($28.50) T (2 players)
SB bets $24.25 all in, Hero calls $24.25

River: ($77.00) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $77.00
Hero mucks 6 A
SB shows Q K (a straight, Ten to Ace)
SB wins $75.00
(Rake: $2.00)



and obviously i get berated after this hand... i actually time banked the river... wasnt sure if i wanted to turn my hand into a bluff in case he turned a queen... wishiewish what do you think?

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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SB: $65.10
BB: $50.00
UTG: $76.80
CO: $50.75
Hero (BTN): $94.85

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 9 J
UTG raises to $1.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.50, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($5.00) 5 7 9 (3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $3, SB folds, UTG raises to $9.50, Hero calls $6.50

Turn: ($24.00) Q (2 players)
UTG bets $15, Hero calls $15

River: ($54.00) 4 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $54.00
UTG shows J A (high card Ace)
Hero shows 9 J (a pair of Nines)
Hero wins $52.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Ghey I'm 1-tabling this 1 fish, and I can't seem to stack him.

[x] Rostucko'd

Fish I was 1-tabling left

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($50.25)
BB ($50)
UTG ($53.50)
Hero ($101)
BTN ($52.25)

Dealt to Hero A A

fold, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN raises to $4.50, fold, fold, Hero calls $3

FLOP ($9.75) 2 9 7

Hero checks, BTN bets $8, Hero raises to $97.30 (AI), BTN calls $39.75 (AI)

TURN ($105) 2 9 7 T

RIVER ($105) 2 9 7 T J

Hero shows A A
(Pre 81%, Flop 85.7%, Turn 86.4%)

BTN shows J J
(Pre 19%, Flop 14.3%, Turn 13.6%)

BTN wins $102

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
Hero ($50)
BB ($73.20)
UTG ($54)
UTG+1 ($50.50)
CO ($45.05)
BTN ($26.30)

Dealt to Hero Q K

fold, fold, CO raises to $1.50, fold, Hero raises to $5, BB calls $4.50, fold

FLOP ($11.50) 9 4 K

Hero bets $7, BB calls $7

TURN ($25.50) 9 4 K 2

Hero bets $17, BB calls $17

RIVER ($59.50) 9 4 K 2 J

Hero bets $21 (AI), BB calls $21

Hero shows Q K
(Pre 74%, Flop 86.1%, Turn 93.2%)

BB shows J K
(Pre 26%, Flop 13.9%, Turn 6.8%)

BB wins $98.50

Very first hand that he sat down.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Poker Stars
Hero ($52.50)
($25)

Dealt to Hero A A

raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.50, calls $1.75

FLOP ($5) Q 6 Q

Hero bets $2.50, calls $2.50

TURN ($10) Q 6 Q 2

Hero bets $4.25, calls $4.25

RIVER ($18.50) Q 6 Q 2 Q

Hero bets $15.75, calls $15.75 (AI)

Hero shows A A
(Pre 84%, Flop 12.2%, Turn 4.5%)

shows Q 2
(Pre 16%, Flop 87.8%, Turn 95.5%)

wins $49

This game is pretty hard.




Hand #1
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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BTN: $79.20
SB: $50.00
Hero (BB): $53.45
UTG: $22.55
CO: $12.85

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with J J
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $3, UTG calls $2.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($7.00) 3 J J (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $8, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($23.00) A (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

River: ($23.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $42.45 all in, UTG calls $11.55 all in

Final Pot: $46.10
Hero shows J J (four of a kind, Jacks)
UTG shows 6 9 (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
Hero wins $44.10
(Rake: $2.00)

Hand #2
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BTN/SB: $38.20
Hero (BB): $135.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with K K
BTN/SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $2.50, BTN/SB calls $2

Flop: ($5.00) 7 A J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

Turn: ($6.00) K (2 players)
Hero bets $4.50, BTN/SB calls $4.50

River: ($15.00) J (2 players)
Hero bets $127.50 all in, BTN/SB calls $30.70 all in

Final Pot: $76.40
BTN/SB mucks T J
Hero shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Jacks)
Hero wins $75.40
(Rake: $1.00)

Hand #3
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $48.10
CO: $58.25
Hero (BTN): $161.60
SB: $17.80
BB: $50.15
UTG: $71.30

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with A T
1 fold, MP raises to $1.50, CO calls $1.50, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, MP calls $4.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($14.25) Q 8 T (2 players)
MP bets $42.10 all in, Hero calls $42.10

Turn: ($98.45) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($98.45) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $98.45
MP shows T 2 (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows A T (a pair of Tens - Ace kicker)
Hero wins $95.45
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #4
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $50.00
CO: $60.90
Hero (BTN): $68.35
SB: $147.10
BB: $67.05
UTG: $56.85

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with Q K
2 folds, CO raises to $4, Hero calls $4, 2 folds

Flop: ($8.75) K A K (2 players)
CO bets $7, Hero calls $7

Turn: ($22.75) 6 (2 players)
CO bets $10, Hero calls $10

River: ($42.75) 8 (2 players)
CO bets $5, Hero raises to $47.35 all in, CO calls $34.90 all in

Final Pot: $122.55
CO mucks A T
Hero shows Q K (three of a kind, Kings)
Hero wins $119.55
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #5
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (SB): $56.75
BB: $98.45
UTG: $77.15
MP: $54.65
CO: $52.10
BTN: $18.90

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with A K
1 fold, MP raises to $1.50, CO calls $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, Hero raises to $8.50, 2 folds, CO calls $7, BTN calls $7

Flop: ($27.50) K K 6 (3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets $5, Hero calls $5, CO raises to $14.50, BTN folds, Hero calls $9.50

Turn: ($61.50) J (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $16, Hero raises to $33.75 all in, CO calls $13.10 all in

River: ($119.70) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $119.70
Hero shows A K (three of a kind, Kings)
CO mucks 6 8
Hero wins $116.70
(Rake: $3.00)

weeeeeeee

also add in the $620 i made from fopah's tournament score early this monring and its a pretty sweet 24 hr period by my standards

I was rather suspicious of joker's claim that he posted in SSNL/MSNL and said he was commended for being a great poster.

Then I saw this thread:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/39...vs-reg-737796/

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Duncan: You is sexy

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($51.45)
BB ($48.85)
Hero ($88.35)

Dealt to Hero T T

Hero raises to $1.50, SB calls $1.25, fold

FLOP ($3.50) 7 T K

SB checks, Hero bets $3, SB calls $3

TURN ($9.50) 7 T K K

SB checks, Hero bets $15, SB calls $15

RIVER ($39.50) 7 T K K 9

SB checks, Hero bets $68.85 (AI), SB calls $31.95 (AI)

Hero shows T T
(Pre 56%, Flop 95.2%, Turn 84.1%)

SB shows K Q
(Pre 44%, Flop 4.8%, Turn 15.9%)

Hero wins $102

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($50.25)
BB ($50)
UTG ($98.15)
CO ($48.50)
Hero ($76.30)

Dealt to Hero K A

fold, CO raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, SB calls $1.25, fold

FLOP ($5) A Q K

SB checks, CO bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50, SB folds

TURN ($12) A Q K K

CO bets $6.50, Hero calls $6.50

RIVER ($25) A Q K K 6

CO bets $37 (AI), Hero calls $37

CO shows A A
(Pre 88%, Flop 99.1%, Turn 97.7%)

Hero shows K A
(Pre 12%, Flop 0.9%, Turn 2.3%)

CO wins $96


seriously?


Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($163)
Hero ($50)
UTG ($50)
UTG+1 ($55.15)
CO ($47.50)
BTN ($26)

Dealt to Hero Q A

fold, fold, CO raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, fold, Hero raises to $5, CO calls $3.50, fold

FLOP ($11.75) Q Q 9

Hero bets $6.50, CO calls $6.50

TURN ($24.75) Q Q 9 T

Hero bets $14, CO calls $14

RIVER ($52.75) Q Q 9 T 3

Hero bets $24.50 (AI), CO calls $22 (AI)

CO shows 6 7
(Pre 40%, Flop 23.8%, Turn 22.7%)

Hero shows Q A
(Pre 60%, Flop 76.2%, Turn 77.3%)

CO wins $93.75

sigh



Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($119)
Hero ($98.10)
UTG ($50.75)
CO ($50)
BTN ($27.15)

Dealt to Hero J A

fold, fold, fold, SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, SB calls $3.50

FLOP ($10) Q 9 T

SB bets $7, Hero calls $7

TURN ($24) Q 9 T A

SB bets $15, Hero calls $15

RIVER ($54) Q 9 T A 9

SB checks, Hero checks

SB shows T 9
(Pre 40%, Flop 67.8%, Turn 63.6%)

Hero shows J A
(Pre 60%, Flop 32.2%, Turn 36.4%)

SB wins $51.30

double sigh

im surprised no one told that lady to put that cigg out.

*** it i think i'm gonna move to FR btw Good job

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($50.10)
BB ($103)
UTG ($68.50)
CO ($66.55)
Hero ($73.80)

Dealt to Hero K K

UTG raises to $1.50, fold, Hero raises to $5, SB calls $4.75, fold, UTG calls $3.50

FLOP ($15.50) 5 6 8

SB bets $9.50, UTG folds, Hero raises to $68.80 (AI), SB calls $35.60 (AI)

TURN ($105) 5 6 8 9

RIVER ($105) 5 6 8 9 J

Hero shows K K
(Pre 83%, Flop 61.6%, Turn 0.0%)

SB shows 3 Q
(Pre 17%, Flop 38.4%, Turn 100.0%)

SB wins $102

I had AQsuited fwiw, it's probably a shove pre given your stats.

ps. looks like I missed a fun regs game.

Third hand of the day. Awesome.


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $6.75
BB: $25.85
UTG: $44.45
MP: $5.00
CO: $31.10

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with T T
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, SB raises to $1.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $7, SB calls $5 all in

Flop: ($13.75) A 5 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($13.75) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($13.75) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $13.75
Hero mucks T T
SB shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
SB wins $13.10
(Rake: $0.65)