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03-18-2010 , 03:38 PM
that looks like a sex store and a headshop got together and had babies
03-18-2010 , 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gillip101
u like it thought it was too small and hate havin atuo-rebuy its just annoys me!
It's too large actually.
And stop being a nit and auto-top off

Quote:
Originally Posted by martin9_90
sick thought process

oh, and in before ''donk''
wut
03-18-2010 , 04:16 PM
$0.5/$1 PLO HU 4,472 $3,603 40.28

update after 4.5k hands
03-18-2010 , 04:25 PM
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/69...rel-ip-738564/

Finally NL50, any suggestions?
03-18-2010 , 04:28 PM
im really really getting ****ed off running below ev, how can it be possible that fish just suck out for fun, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
03-18-2010 , 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lumileijona
yes, move site, its imposible to win on ipoker as its impossible to win when ur 96% fav on the turn, its just rigged mate, i think jokerstars isnt tho1!

good luck
03-18-2010 , 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark89er
yes, move site, its imposible to win on ipoker as its impossible to win when ur 96% fav on the turn, its just rigged mate, i think jokerstars isnt tho1!

good luck
Oh the irony.
03-18-2010 , 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
Oh the irony.
Especially when I did move bact to party finally
03-18-2010 , 04:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
Oh the irony.
hehe,
meh, me pissed off, 45mins session another 4bi below ev, another 3fish stack me with rivers when its all in on turns,
awesome, anyway, enough bitching

how did this exam go ur been talking abt
03-18-2010 , 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lumileijona
Especially when I did move bact to party finally
nice 2k post, hehehe
see u knew ipoker is rigged

curious tho, how is rake at party> i heard its lower than ipoker
03-18-2010 , 04:43 PM
everyone folds when i donk the pot, either on the flop or the turn

i should obv donk more...
03-18-2010 , 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark89er
nice 2k post, hehehe
see u knew ipoker is rigged

curious tho, how is rake at party> i heard its lower than ipoker
I don't know. NL50 has less nits and less shorties which is the most important point. It was impossible to find NL50 tables with less than 2 shorties on ipoker.
03-18-2010 , 04:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark89er
hehe,
meh, me pissed off, 45mins session another 4bi below ev, another 3fish stack me with rivers when its all in on turns,
awesome, anyway, enough bitching

how did this exam go ur been talking abt
Seemed pretty easy.

I'm thinking 96+
03-18-2010 , 04:55 PM
anything less than 95 dishonor famry
03-18-2010 , 05:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian J
anything less than 95 dishonor famry
lol was gonna say that


I know its in the beginners forum, but I would like to get some thoughts on this if you all don't mind sharing: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/32...-bluff-737852/
03-18-2010 , 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian J
anything less than 95 dishonor famry
this
03-18-2010 , 05:08 PM
I wore a party poker hat out last night. I thought it was funny, but nobody else got it.
03-18-2010 , 05:12 PM
SHIPSHIPSHIPRAPERAPEREAP

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $57.90
BTN: $45.95
Hero (SB): $111.35
BB: $50.00
UTG: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with K Q
1 fold, CO calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, CO calls $2, BTN calls $2

Flop: ($8.00) A K 2 (3 players)
Hero bets $4, CO calls $4, BTN calls $4

Turn: ($20.00) Q (3 players)
Hero bets $15, CO calls $15, BTN raises to $39.45 all in, Hero raises to $104.85 all in, CO calls $36.40 all in

River: ($162.25) 6 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $162.25
CO shows J 8 (Ace King high)
BTN shows Q T (a pair of Queens)
Hero shows K Q (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Hero wins $23.90
Hero wins $135.35
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $36.10
CO: $80.25
Hero (BTN): $110.55
SB: $87.90
BB: $7.75
UTG: $51.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with A J
2 folds, CO raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $6.50, 2 folds, CO calls $5

Flop: ($13.75) J J Q (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $7, CO calls $7

Turn: ($27.75) K (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $18.50, CO raises to $66.75 all in, Hero calls $48.25

River: ($161.25) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $161.25
CO shows 5 K (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
Hero shows A J (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $158.25
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $50.75
BTN: $70.45
SB: $70.95
Hero (BB): $134.05
UTG: $18.25
MP: $91.45

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 9 A
3 folds, BTN raises to $1.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $6.50, BTN calls $5

Flop: ($13.25) 4 8 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.50, BTN calls $6.50

Turn: ($26.25) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $11.50, BTN raises to $38.25, Hero raises to $121.05 all in, BTN calls $19.20 all in

River: ($141.15) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $141.15
BTN shows T Q (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Hero shows 9 A (a flush, Ace high)
Hero wins $138.15
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $95.75
SB: $54.75
BB: $52.75
UTG: $65.25
MP: $61.45
Hero (CO): $135.80

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with 5 5
1 fold, MP raises to $1, Hero calls $1, 2 folds, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($3.25) 2 5 T (3 players)
BB checks, MP bets $1, Hero raises to $5.50, BB folds, MP raises to $19.75, Hero raises to $134.80 all in, MP calls $40.70 all in

Turn: ($124.15) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($124.15) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $124.15
MP shows K T (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows 5 5 (three of a kind, Fives)
Hero wins $121.15
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $57.50
BTN: $105.30
Hero (SB): $60.65
BB: $50.00
UTG: $14.25
MP: $15.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with Q A
3 folds, BTN raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $7, 1 fold, BTN calls $5.50

Flop: ($14.50) 9 Q 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.50, BTN raises to $27.50, Hero raises to $53.65 all in, BTN calls $26.15

Turn: ($121.80) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($121.80) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $121.80
BTN shows Q T (a pair of Queens)
Hero shows Q A (a pair of Queens)
Hero wins $118.80
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em $0.10 Ante - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $216.50
CO: $180.20
Hero (BTN): $91.35
SB: $57.85
BB: $56.50
UTG: $20.30

Pre Flop: ($1.35) Hero is BTN with 4 4
3 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.10) 2 Q 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3, SB calls $3

Turn: ($10.10) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8.50, SB calls $8.50

River: ($27.10) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $78.25 all in, SB requests TIME, SB calls $44.75 all in

Final Pot: $116.60
Hero shows 4 4 (a full house, Fours full of Nines)
SB mucks J J
Hero wins $113.60
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $58.15
BB: $46.70
Hero (UTG): $55.80
CO: $50.50
BTN: $58.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with K K
Hero raises to $1.75, CO calls $1.75, BTN raises to $6.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $13.50, 1 fold, BTN raises to $58.50 all in, Hero calls $42.30 all in

Flop: ($114.10) T 5 6

Turn: ($114.10) 6

River: ($114.10) 5

Final Pot: $114.10
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
BTN shows A Q (two pair, Sixes and Fives)
Hero wins $111.10
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $49.50
BB: $50.00
Hero (CO): $104.10
BTN: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with 8 A
Hero raises to $1.75, 1 fold, SB calls $1.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.00) Q 4 3 (2 players)
SB bets $2.50, Hero raises to $7.50, SB calls $5

Turn: ($19.00) J (2 players)
SB bets $2.50, Hero raises to $14.50, SB calls $12

River: ($48.00) J (2 players)
SB bets $25.75 all in, Hero calls $25.75

Final Pot: $99.50
SB shows K Q (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
Hero shows 8 A (a flush, Ace high)
Hero wins $97.50
(Rake: $2.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $56.50
CO: $55.15
BTN: $50.00
Hero (SB): $55.10
BB: $50.75
UTG: $89.65

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with K K
3 folds, BTN raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, BTN calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.50) Q 5 T (2 players)
Hero bets $6, BTN calls $6

Turn: ($22.50) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $9.50, BTN raises to $39 all in, Hero calls $29.50

River: ($100.50) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $100.50
BTN shows A J (Ace Queen high)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $97.50
(Rake: $3.00)
03-18-2010 , 05:32 PM


emotional rollercoaster
03-18-2010 , 05:36 PM
$0.25/$0.50 Ante $1 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($43.94)
UTG+1 ($201.46)
CO ($83.72)
BTN ($50)
SB ($52.25)
BB ($44.58)

Pre-Flop: ($7.35, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 7 2
PETROISKY666 calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 3 folds, RUSTY018 calls $2, PETROISKY666 folds

Flop: 5 4 10 ($12.35, 2 players)
RUSTY018 checks, Hero bets $4, RUSTY018 calls $4

Turn: 9 ($20.35, 2 players)
RUSTY018 checks, Hero bets $10, RUSTY018 calls $10

River: 3 ($40.35, 2 players)
RUSTY018 bets $12, Hero goes all-in $184.86, RUSTY018 folds

Final Pot: $237.21
Hero shows
7 2

Hero wins $234.31 (net +$31.95)

RUSTY018 lost $29.50
PETROISKY666 lost $1.50
03-18-2010 , 05:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ligic


emotional rollercoaster
nice volume and nice red line
03-18-2010 , 06:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ligic
SHIPSHIPSHIPRAPERAPEREAP
jesus how did you find these tables, what time do you play?
03-18-2010 , 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian J
jesus how did you find these tables, what time do you play?
started at 14:44 gmt+2 and ended 23:20. i quit right before i posted those hands+graph
03-18-2010 , 07:47 PM
Gave up on strategy in µnl, worst strategy post made me quit.
03-18-2010 , 07:53 PM
i like reading them every once in a while. its amazing how little sense some people make. i quit with strat a while ago

      
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