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03-13-2010 , 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
anybody know how to put out a fire w/o water, a fire blanket or a fire extinguisher?
03-13-2010 , 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkbaitOHH
lol wp
03-13-2010 , 04:46 PM
theres a reg i have position on 2 or 3 tables. i feel i can beat him .. .but hes on a sick heater .

leave the table? lol
03-13-2010 , 04:49 PM
fack
Full Tilt Poker $42,000 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t120/t240 Blinds + t25 - 9 players - View hand 587589
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP2: t9618 M = 16.44
CO: t1439 M = 2.46
BTN: t2753 M = 4.71
SB: t3015 M = 5.15
BB: t5956 M = 10.18
UTG: t3821 M = 6.53
UTG+1: t11325 M = 19.36
UTG+2: t3180 M = 5.44
Hero (MP1): t7838 M = 13.40

Pre Flop: (t585) Hero is MP1 with K K
3 folds, Hero raises to t650, 4 folds, BB raises to t5931 all in, Hero calls t5281

Flop: (t12207) 5 5 T

Turn: (t12207) A

River: (t12207) 7

Final Pot: t12207
BB shows A K (two pair, Aces and Fives)
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Fives)
BB wins t12207
03-13-2010 , 04:51 PM
This hand is so lol because I'm thinking to myself if he has a smaller flush I got redraw lol

Honestly don't know if I like stacking this flop.

Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $10.90
Hero (BB): $14.21
UTG: $10.20
CO: $27.23
BTN: $10.00

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with A Q
UTG raises to $0.30, CO calls $0.30, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.95) 3 T A (3 players)
Hero bets $0.60, UTG raises to $1.80, CO folds, Hero raises to $4.20, UTG raises to $9.90 all in, Hero calls $5.70

Turn: ($20.75) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($20.75) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $20.75
Hero shows A Q (a pair of Aces)
UTG shows A K (two pair, Aces and Kings)
UTG wins $19.37
(Rake: $1.38)
03-13-2010 , 05:05 PM
Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $53.80
BTN: $26.05
SB: $50.00
Hero (BB): $61.75
UTG: $50.60
MP: $59.45

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 7 9
3 folds, BTN calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.25) 6 8 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.00, BTN raises to $2, Hero raises to $6, BTN raises to $19.25, Hero raises to $32.50, BTN calls $6.30 all in

Turn: ($52.35) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($52.35) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $52.35
BTN shows A A
Hero shows 7 9
Hero wins $49.75
(Rake: $2.60)

limping big pp's appears to be back in vogue
03-13-2010 , 05:20 PM
hate to bleed chipz like this. shoulda fold the river :/


Poker Stars $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $71.20
BTN: $35.30
SB: $26.45
BB: $37.00
Hero (UTG): $25.35

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with T 9
Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, SB raises to $2.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($4.75) 8 7 5 (2 players)
SB bets $3.00, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($10.75) T (2 players)
SB bets $6.00, Hero calls $6

River: ($22.75) 5 (2 players)
SB bets $4.75, Hero calls $4.75

Final Pot: $32.25
SB shows K K
Hero mucks T 9
SB wins $30.70
(Rake: $1.55)
03-13-2010 , 05:22 PM
I hate hands like these

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $110.00
Hero (CO): $100.00
BTN: $116.55
SB: $14.70
BB: $168.70
UTG: $59.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with A Q
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($9.00) 6 A T (2 players)
SB bets $4.00, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($17.00) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7.00, SB calls $6.70 all in

River: ($30.40) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $30.40
Hero shows A Q
SB shows 9 8
SB wins $28.95
(Rake: $1.15)

[x] In before "ship flop"
03-13-2010 , 05:23 PM
10 min ****** seesion, first 33 into 44 on 234tt flop (-1BI) and like 1 minute after that I'll get it in with TPTK against goddamn gutshot (AT on QKxx against my AK) on the turn in 3bet pot and the bastard hits. And as I was was writing this I got my AA aipf against KK and we all know what did the flop look like.


10 min, 3 buyins


ASDFASDFHAOIPSEY9ANS;OUTHAS98FHZKLXFJIUOASRHUFTKJL SFBDVOY8GAO8YSFDBAJKSRTBOYI
03-13-2010 , 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krax
10 min ****** seesion, first 33 into 44 on 234tt flop (-1BI) and like 1 minute after that I'll get it in with TPTK against goddamn gutshot (AT on QKxx against my AK) on the turn in 3bet pot and the bastard hits. And as I was was writing this I got my AA aipf against KK and we all know what did the flop look like.


10 min, 3 buyins


ASDFASDFHAOIPSEY9ANS;OUTHAS98FHZKLXFJIUOASRHUFTKJL SFBDVOY8GAO8YSFDBAJKSRTBOYI
WTF, people are calling your allins with worse hands? Wow I would hate to be you, do you know how incredibly unlucky you're that people are putting all their chips in the middle when you have the best hand.
03-13-2010 , 05:41 PM
im going to own you mini ftops 7
03-13-2010 , 05:43 PM
03-13-2010 , 05:46 PM
is anyone here good with making animated gifs from video clips?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9pZ9...eature=related

i want an avatar style gif or annie letting her hair down, probably like 0:08-0:016 but with jeff edited out and the camera centered on her - is possible somehow?
03-13-2010 , 05:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aggo
Shouldn't you be shoving if you're raising?
03-13-2010 , 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
WTF, people are calling your allins with worse hands? Wow I would hate to be you, do you know how incredibly unlucky you're that people are putting all their chips in the middle when you have the best hand.
My response was going to be very unpleasant, but then this hero was kind enough to stack off with his trips and thus pay off my boat, so my mood improved.

obv they are calling with worse hands, I put my ninja moves on them and they just cant see any other button then call
03-13-2010 , 05:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
Shouldn't you be shoving if you're raising?
whats the difference? his calling range is hte same. I save money by raising vs shoving
03-13-2010 , 05:54 PM
ps those betsizes are not right because of rake
03-13-2010 , 05:54 PM
Did he call you with AKhh?
03-13-2010 , 05:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
Did he call you with AKhh?
I was worried about his betsize because that is pretty much the only hand he can have besides AJss or ATss sometimes, but i'm not even sure he c/calls those hands on the flop vs cbetting.

Just thought he had like 89ss or 77 or some bad 1pair when he does this.
03-13-2010 , 05:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by benjamin barker
is anyone here good with making animated gifs from video clips?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9pZ9...eature=related

i want an avatar style gif or annie letting her hair down, probably like 0:08-0:016 but with jeff edited out and the camera centered on her - is possible somehow?
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...r-nsfw-612905/

they do a pretty good job from what i've seen
03-13-2010 , 06:07 PM
Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($49.75)
SB ($59.69)
BB ($57.20)
UTG ($47.65)
Hero (MP) ($61.40)
CO ($91.45)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 8, 9
1 fold, Hero bets $1.75, CO calls $1.75, 3 folds

Flop: ($4.25) 6, 7, 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $3, CO raises to $13.25, Hero raises to $59.65 (All-In), CO calls $43.40

Turn: ($117.55) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($117.55) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $117.55

Results:
Hero had 8, 9 (straight, nine high).
CO had A, 7 (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: Hero won $120.55


sick semibluffing skillz
03-13-2010 , 06:09 PM
thanks sharkbait!
03-13-2010 , 06:12 PM
fun hand


Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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UTG: $19.00
CO: $25.75
Hero (BTN): $60.35
SB: $50.00
BB: $109.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 6 J
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.25, 2 folds, UTG calls $1.75

Flop: ($5.25) J 3 A (2 players)
UTG bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

Turn: ($6.25) J (2 players)
UTG bets $3.00, Hero calls $3

River: ($12.25) J (2 players)
UTG bets $13.25, Hero calls $13.25

Final Pot: $38.75
UTG shows A A
Hero shows 6 J
Hero wins $36.85
(Rake: $1.90)


villain took expert line that none of us can understand
03-13-2010 , 06:19 PM
What a stupid hand.

Hero (BB): $25.70
UTG: $25.85
MP: $15.45
CO: $32.68
BTN: $40.86
SB: $48.19

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with T 9
4 folds, SB raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $3, SB calls $2.25

Flop: ($6.00) 2 A 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.75, SB raises to $6.50, Hero raises to $22.70 all in, SB requests TIME, SB folds

Final Pot: $19.00
Hero wins $18.05
03-13-2010 , 06:58 PM
drunken heads up omaha or 6max?

      
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