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03-13-2010 , 10:30 AM
I highly recommend shots @ NL100/200 on Rush Poker.

The standard is just unbelievably bad. A mate of mine has been doing it regularly and is Ł800 up, so we spun up at NL50 last night, got to 350$ before we had KJ v A2 on board. Fun times.

Finished 220$ up from 4 hour session. Not too shabby.
03-13-2010 , 10:31 AM
Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: $101.85
Hero (BB): $101.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with T T
BTN/SB raises to $2, Hero raises to $7, BTN/SB calls $5

Flop: ($14.00) 8 T K (2 players)
Hero bets $10.00, BTN/SB calls $10

Turn: ($34.00) J (2 players)
Hero bets $27.00, BTN/SB calls $27

River: ($88.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $57.00, BTN/SB calls $57

Final Pot: $202.00
BTN/SB shows 3 3
Hero shows T T
Hero wins $201.50
(Rake: $0.50)
03-13-2010 , 10:33 AM
^ lol.
03-13-2010 , 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Megloooo
Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: $101.85
Hero (BB): $101.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with T T
BTN/SB raises to $2, Hero raises to $7, BTN/SB calls $5

Flop: ($14.00) 8 T K (2 players)
Hero bets $10.00, BTN/SB calls $10

Turn: ($34.00) J (2 players)
Hero bets $27.00, BTN/SB calls $27

River: ($88.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $57.00, BTN/SB calls $57

Final Pot: $202.00
BTN/SB shows 3 3
Hero shows T T
Hero wins $201.50
(Rake: $0.50)
whoa, he really wanted to make the hero call.
03-13-2010 , 11:15 AM
i want poker friends ...
03-13-2010 , 11:18 AM
How bad is this!!

Absolute, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $46.45
UTG: $12.45
CO: $6.58
Hero (BTN): $49.25
SB: $96.75

Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, SB raises to $6.25, BB folds, Hero calls $4.50

Flop: ($13) 9 2 Q (2 Players)
SB bets $10, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($33) 2 (2 Players)
SB bets $33, Hero calls $33 and is All-In

River: ($99) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $99 Pot ($3.50 Rake)
Hero showed A A and LOST (-$49.25 NET)
SB showed 9 9 and WON $95.50 (+$46.50 NET)
03-13-2010 , 11:22 AM
So i wake up to find my rke back payment of 180$ recieved today and i lose it all in my morning session..3+ Buyins..

[?] Standard
[?] Rigged
03-13-2010 , 11:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThePuma
How bad is this!!

Absolute, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $46.45
UTG: $12.45
CO: $6.58
Hero (BTN): $49.25
SB: $96.75

Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, SB raises to $6.25, BB folds, Hero calls $4.50

Flop: ($13) 9 2 Q (2 Players)
SB bets $10, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($33) 2 (2 Players)
SB bets $33, Hero calls $33 and is All-In

River: ($99) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $99 Pot ($3.50 Rake)
Hero showed A A and LOST (-$49.25 NET)
SB showed 9 9 and WON $95.50 (+$46.50 NET)
Pretty standard but I'd 4bet depending on image, 3bet % etc.
03-13-2010 , 11:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThePuma
Absolute, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $53.15
BB: $98.85
UTG: $74.94
CO: $99.55
Hero (BTN): $96

Pre-Flop: 4 4 dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, CO raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, CO calls $4.25

Flop: ($12.75) 8 J 4 (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $8, CO calls $8

Turn: ($28.75) T (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $21, CO raises to $85.55 and is All-In, Hero calls $61 and is All-In

River: ($192.75) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $192.75 Pot ($3.50 Rake)
CO showed T T and WON $189.25 (+$93.25 NET)
Hero showed 4 4 and LOST (-$96 NET)

flame me for this please!!
why are you 3betting 44 this deep.
03-13-2010 , 11:59 AM
waiting for late friends to arrive is +ev obv



Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
Hero ($91.85)
($55.65)

Dealt to Hero T T

raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

FLOP ($3) 5 6 3

Hero checks, bets $2, Hero raises to $7, calls $5

TURN ($17) 5 6 3 6

Hero bets $12, calls $12

RIVER ($41) 5 6 3 6 8

Hero bets $71.35 (AI), calls $35.15 (AI)

shows 7 A
(Pre 29%, Flop 29.7%, Turn 15.9%)

Hero shows T T
(Pre 71%, Flop 70.3%, Turn 84.1%)

Hero wins $110
03-13-2010 , 12:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
What?

Pretty sure sleep feels better than sex most of the time.
you're doing it wrong

Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
i didnt realize a girl could be selfish if shes letting you have sex with her
you're definitely doing it wrong
03-13-2010 , 12:09 PM
Im looking forward to tomorrow, because im going to play poker. Been tired too many days.

Last edited by Aquadougs; 03-13-2010 at 12:10 PM. Reason: Tired
03-13-2010 , 12:15 PM
too thin? vs fish obv

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $55.70
BTN: $84.75
SB: $71.80
Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $66.45
MP: $81.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 6 T
3 folds, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.50) 6 9 K (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, SB calls $1.50

Turn: ($6.00) A (3 players)
SB bets $2.50, Hero calls $2.50, BTN folds

River: ($11.00) J (2 players)
SB bets $5, Hero raises to $15, SB calls $10

Final Pot: $41.00
SB shows 5 J (a flush, Ace high - Jack higher)
Hero shows 6 T (a flush, Ace high)
SB wins $39.00
(Rake: $2.00)
03-13-2010 , 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
too thin? vs fish obv

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $55.70
BTN: $84.75
SB: $71.80
Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $66.45
MP: $81.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 6 T
3 folds, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.50) 6 9 K (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, SB calls $1.50

Turn: ($6.00) A (3 players)
SB bets $2.50, Hero calls $2.50, BTN folds

River: ($11.00) J (2 players)
SB bets $5, Hero raises to $15, SB calls $10

Final Pot: $41.00
SB shows 5 J (a flush, Ace high - Jack higher)
Hero shows 6 T (a flush, Ace high)
SB wins $39.00
(Rake: $2.00)
raise turn?
03-13-2010 , 12:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOONERCAM
raise turn?
+1

You miss a ton of value. BUT you can raise/fold actually. I doubt fishes 3bet twopair there often because your hand looks like a flush, which ofcourse doesnt mean that they fold.
03-13-2010 , 12:24 PM
not thin imo
03-13-2010 , 12:27 PM
how on earth is that too thin vs fish? :S
03-13-2010 , 12:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOONERCAM
raise turn?
yea dunno why I didnt. raise fold river is fine as played though?

EDIT: LOL, Note to everyone, when I run bad I question every play. I figured it was fine just wanted to be sure
03-13-2010 , 12:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
yea dunno why I didnt. raise fold river is fine as played though?
yeah absolutely.
03-13-2010 , 12:32 PM
Fold pre, got it. But it's rush, people pay you off with anything if you hit.

C/f river? Might get value from KJ, (AQ), but that's just about it... Thoughts? Lead flop? Bet turn bigger? Maybe even sexy overshove turn? Thought about that, but meh.

I hate it when I have 3 big pots going on at rush at the same time (I'm 3 tabling, 4 is too much for me anyway) and can't concentrate properly, then **** like that happens and all my grinding up is going down the hill...

Sigh, still some up after 2hour session...


rush read: not fullstacked = fish, ldo


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $173.60
UTG: $129.75
MP: $79.15
CO: $122.70
BTN: $97.50
SB: $100.40

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Q T
2 folds, CO raises to $2, BTN calls $2, SB calls $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($8.00) T Q 4 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets $5, SB folds, Hero raises to $18, CO folds, BTN calls $13

Turn: ($44.00) K (2 players)
Hero bets $24, BTN calls $24

River: ($92.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero ?
03-13-2010 , 12:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krax
fyp
Spoiler:
Still, not so veiled brag?
False, and no.

Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
you're doing it wrong



you're definitely doing it wrong
You can always masturbate in place of sex.
Sleep on the other hand...

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@lemming: Larger on turn, C/F river
03-13-2010 , 12:34 PM
pre's not that big of a deal at all, calling is fine.

flop is obviously fine, river is a c/f
03-13-2010 , 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
I highly recommend shots @ NL100/200 on Rush Poker.

The standard is just unbelievably bad. A mate of mine has been doing it regularly and is Ł800 up, so we spun up at NL50 last night, got to 350$ before we had KJ v A2 on board. Fun times.

Finished 220$ up from 4 hour session. Not too shabby.
they should just rename it cooler poker imo

i just can't adjust to that game, always start out down 2 bi because I play my standard aggressive game and then settle down and grind positive only to run a set of tens into straights, flushes or quads or some random crap
03-13-2010 , 12:47 PM
how the hell does a 17/13 turn up with 64s here?

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $50.45
SB: $63.50
BB: $130.10
Hero (UTG): $164.65
CO: $10.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with A A
Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $1.50, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($5.00) 5 3 2 (3 players)
SB bets $1, Hero raises to $6, BTN calls $6, SB calls $5

Turn: ($23.00) Q (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $15, BTN raises to $42.95 all in, SB folds, Hero calls $27.95

River: ($108.90) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $108.90
BTN shows 6 4 (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
BTN wins $106.90
(Rake: $2.00)
03-13-2010 , 12:49 PM
i think the turn is a fold w/o the Ad

      
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