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03-12-2010 , 02:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ligic
you can check my fb dude
Can I post her pic then?

I posted my gf (at the time) on 2p2 what's the big deal?
03-12-2010 , 02:20 PM
OMFG FU NIT

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $115.70
UTG: $31.45
MP: $100.00
CO: $134.85
Hero (BTN): $234.90
SB: $40.45

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with Q 9
3 folds, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, BB calls $2

Flop: ($6.50) J J 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4.00, BB calls $4

Turn: ($14.50) T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $11.00, BB calls $11

River: ($36.50) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $30.00, BB raises to $97.70, Hero folds

Final Pot: $96.50
BB wins $93.50
(Rake: $3.00)

Isn't it awesome when they have the 1 of 3 hands you beat?

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $116.40
BB: $152.20
UTG: $100.00
Hero (CO): $101.00
BTN: $113.30

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with A A
UTG raises to $3, Hero calls $3, BTN raises to $5, 2 folds, UTG calls $2, Hero raises to $24, BTN calls $19, 1 fold

Flop: ($54.50) T K Q (2 players)
Hero bets $32.00, BTN calls $32

Turn: ($118.50) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $45.00, BTN calls $45

River: ($208.50) 3 (2 players)

Final Pot: $208.50
Hero shows A A
BTN shows J K
Hero wins $206.50
(Rake: $2.00)

PS - the hand I played yesterday that I saved a BI in.

Spoiler:
OMG I call folded AK pre?


Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $118.80
CO: $121.15
Hero (BTN): $103.15
SB: $148.15
BB: $100.00
UTG: $235.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with A K
UTG raises to $4, 2 folds, Hero calls $4, SB raises to $18, 1 fold, UTG calls $14, 1 fold

Flop: ($41.00) 5 2 4 (2 players)
SB bets $30.00, UTG raises to $60, SB raises to $130.15, UTG calls $70.15

Turn: ($301.30) T (2 players)

River: ($301.30) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: $301.30
SB shows A A
UTG shows Q Q
SB wins $298.30
(Rake: $3.00)
03-12-2010 , 02:24 PM
bitchez tell me if i shud be folding the river in my hand or I will unleash the fury
03-12-2010 , 02:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
bitchez tell me if i shud be folding the river in my hand or I will unleash the fury
Don't think so unless he can't show up with a hand like AJ
03-12-2010 , 02:39 PM
Its Friday! all you need is the call button imo. Calling station.....meet the nuts.


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $14.25
BTN: $50.00
SB: $50.00
BB: $57.75
UTG: $24.25
Hero (MP): $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with J Q
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, 3 folds, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.25) A T K (2 players)
BB bets $2.50, Hero raises to $7, BB calls $4.50

Turn: ($17.25) 5 (2 players)
BB bets $12, Hero calls $12

River: ($41.25) 7 (2 players)
BB bets $37.25 all in, Hero calls $29.50 all in

Final Pot: $100.25
BB shows 4 A (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows J Q (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero wins $97.25
(Rake: $3.00)
03-12-2010 , 02:47 PM
table breks and im left with a random dood, 1st hand of the HU .


Poker Stars $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): $28.15
BB: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN/SB with Q Q
Hero raises to $1.25, BB calls $1

Flop: ($2.50) 6 3 J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.75, BB raises to $4.25, Hero calls $2.50

Turn: ($11.00) T (2 players)
BB bets $8.75, Hero raises to $22.65, BB calls $10.75 all in

River: ($50.00) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $50.00
Hero shows Q Q
BB shows K K
BB wins $49.00
(Rake: $1.00)

meh
03-12-2010 , 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nihil2501
these two are INSANE mass multitabling regs. they should really really be losing at 10ptbb/100
Redargoe has a siiick PTR graph wow.
03-12-2010 , 03:08 PM
got myself a month at DC
grindcore videos here I come^^
03-12-2010 , 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mg0698
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $87.90
MP: $38.90
Hero (CO): $202.00
BTN: $212.50
SB: $233.90
BB: $219.10

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with K K
2 folds, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, SB raises to $20, 1 fold, Hero raises to $42, SB raises to $233.90 all in, Hero calls $160 all in

Flop: ($406.00) T 8 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($406.00) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($406.00) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $406.00
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
SB shows K A (a pair of Aces)
SB wins $403.00
(Rake: $3.00)
I think I have cracked KK with AK like once in 200,000 hands
03-12-2010 , 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
Don't think so unless he can't show up with a hand like AJ
Which means he also can have AT, so basically I beat one value hand.
03-12-2010 , 04:03 PM
this guy's 9/7, a monster nit


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $50.00
BTN: $35.65
SB: $69.50
Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $48.90
MP: $52.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with Q Q
UTG calls $0.50, 2 folds, BTN raises to $1.50, SB calls $1.25, Hero raises to $6.50, 2 folds, SB calls $5

Flop: ($15.00) 2 9 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8, SB raises to $22.50, Hero raises to $43.50 all in, SB calls $21

Turn: ($102.00) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($102.00) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $102.00
SB shows 4 4 (a pair of Fours)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
Hero wins $99.00
(Rake: $3.00)
03-12-2010 , 04:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
Which means he also can have AT, so basically I beat one value hand.
Right, but beating 1 value hand is pretty significant if we think that he's bluffing here a lot too. i.e. we may be calling in this spot even if we only beat a bluff, beating one of his value hands to go with it is a HUGE deal.
03-12-2010 , 04:12 PM
L

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L

Last edited by skraper; 03-12-2010 at 04:12 PM. Reason: @fattony
03-12-2010 , 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoagie
Pick up an enema or 2 while you are out. I am not saying. I'm just saying.
THIS!

real life is not like the interwebs where all the porn stars do anal bleaching and wash out their inner *******s daily

you don't want to get a waft of poop smell during sex and have it ruin the mood
03-12-2010 , 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
L

O

L
what u saying foool? u laughing at nits gone crazy or something else
03-12-2010 , 04:23 PM
dont be so insecure you pansy
03-12-2010 , 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
dont be so insecure you pansy
so my butt definitely doesn't look too big?

thx i just needed some reassurance

Last edited by fattony7891; 03-12-2010 at 04:27 PM. Reason: actually thought u were laughing at the A7 hand, maybe I misplayd it
03-12-2010 , 04:30 PM
I'm looking at reviews of Mdorand/Verneer's latest video and yo Mdorand is apparently a gay basher...

Quote:
(Mar 09, 2010 04:33:17 AM) MDoranD did you really just describe weak/tight play as "Gayboy"? Really?
Quote:
(Mar 09, 2010 11:28:51 AM) @fishsticks: no clue where you got that from?....
Quote:
(Mar 09, 2010 01:28:32 PM) 'Gayboy' drops at 5:11. I like your videos and you don't come across as bigoted, but I think it's best not to say that stuff in the videos.
lol

Quote:
(Mar 09, 2010 03:26:30 PM) starting at 5:05min in i hear the following - "if we do miss the flop it can feel like kind of gayboy something with your AK when you play it that passively"
Quote:
(Mar 09, 2010 03:43:39 PM) lol wow i dont think it sounds anything close to that. What i actually said was, "Sometimes it can feel like you kind of GAVE AWAY something with your AK"
03-12-2010 , 04:33 PM
Friday morning grind has ended!

Bring on the Friday afternoon!
03-12-2010 , 04:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
so my butt definitely doesn't look too big?

thx i just needed some reassurance
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
Friday morning grind has ended!

Bring on the Friday afternoon!
Epic team epicness begins in appx 2 hours

Last edited by skraper; 03-12-2010 at 04:43 PM.
03-12-2010 , 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
Epic team epicness begins in appx 2 hours
yessir, btw c/r from teh blinds is the nuts when you keep runner, runnering nut flushes IMO
03-12-2010 , 04:45 PM
Oh that's right we have that thing today
03-12-2010 , 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
yessir, btw c/r from teh blinds is the nuts when you keep runner, runnering nut flushes IMO
or nut straights

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $50.00
UTG: $50.00
MP: $68.10
CO: $52.85
BTN: $9.60
Hero (SB): $102.80

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with Q K
2 folds, CO raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($5.00) 4 J 6 (3 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $2.50, BTN folds, Hero raises to $8, CO calls $5.50

Turn: ($21.00) T (2 players)
Hero bets $11.75, CO calls $11.75

River: ($44.50) A (2 players)
Hero bets $55, CO calls $31.60 all in

Final Pot: $107.70
CO mucks J A
Hero shows Q K (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero wins $104.70
(Rake: $3.00)

teeheeheeheeheehee
03-12-2010 , 04:49 PM
alright, ready to grind again today with a clear head and a positive attitude

we'll see how long that lasts
03-12-2010 , 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian J
I'm looking at reviews of Mdorand/Verneer's latest video






lol

ya that was rediculous

      
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