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03-06-2010 , 09:15 PM
Does this do anything for ev?

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $25.25
SB: $20.55
BB: $39.12
UTG: $31.23
MP: $25.00
CO: $30.05

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with Q Q
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, BB raises to $39.12 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $24.50 all in

Flop: ($50.60) 9 5 3

Turn: ($50.60) A

River: ($50.60) 6

Final Pot: $50.60
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
BB shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
BB wins $48.07
(Rake: $2.53)
03-06-2010 , 09:16 PM
Its funny when ppl complain about being ZOMG 14 buy ins below ev

I have been as much as 40 buy ins below ev in one month. And have seen graphs of much much worse. Play more volume if 14 buy ins below ev is such a huge deal.
03-06-2010 , 09:17 PM
but they are talking about 100bb stacks
03-06-2010 , 09:20 PM
FU.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
Hero ($22.74)
BB ($14.86)
UTG ($10.14)
UTG+1 ($14.87)
CO ($10.30)
BTN ($18.03)

Dealt to Hero Q Q

UTG calls $0.10, fold, fold, BTN raises to $0.40, Hero raises to $1.40, fold, UTG calls $1.30, BTN calls $1

FLOP ($4.30) J 8 9

Hero bets $3.50, UTG raises to $8.74 (AI), BTN folds, Hero calls $5.24

TURN ($21.78) J 8 9 6

RIVER ($21.78) J 8 9 6 A

Hero shows Q Q
(Pre 71%, Flop 82.0%, Turn 90.9%)

UTG shows A J
(Pre 29%, Flop 18.0%, Turn 9.1%)

UTG wins $20.33
03-06-2010 , 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
but they are talking about 100bb stacks

rofl

this is pretty damn witty

Spoiler:
if a tad old
03-06-2010 , 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
but they are talking about 100bb stacks
The hands are std... not posting cos they're special or anything. I just get mega board sometimes during sessions sometimes and enjoy mindless chatter in here.
03-06-2010 , 09:26 PM
get a new line matt
03-06-2010 , 09:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
Its funny when ppl complain about being ZOMG 14 buy ins below ev

I have been as much as 40 buy ins below ev in one month. And have seen graphs of much much worse. Play more volume if 14 buy ins below ev is such a huge deal.
so what exactly are u saying?

so **** ur 14bis below, i have saw some dick n harry 50bis below

i couldnt give a **** about dick n harry tbh, its me all i give a **** abt
03-06-2010 , 09:28 PM
I'm saying get over it
03-06-2010 , 09:30 PM
lol
03-06-2010 , 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
I'm saying get over it
accepted,

but when ur playing only 15k hands a month, and ur running 14bis below ev while ur trying to move up in stakes, it sucks dick tbh
03-06-2010 , 09:32 PM
got it out of your system yet?
03-06-2010 , 09:34 PM
no

anyway, ur running like **** too (well i gathered this from ur posts about nl200, then nl100 then nl50)

u got it out of ur system yet>

and ps, i told ya, sng are the nuts
03-06-2010 , 09:38 PM
taking a shot at 100nl 6max!

Last edited by JsTs; 03-06-2010 at 09:39 PM. Reason: feels weird to say that
03-06-2010 , 09:39 PM
Another 2 BI dropped

KQ vs 66 on KK56
AQ vs QQ on Q77

Wont post HH don't wanna upset the ****ing yokels who've been here for half a decade.
03-06-2010 , 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
Another 2 BI dropped

KQ vs 66 on KK56
AQ vs QQ on Q77

Wont post HH don't wanna upset the ****ing yokels who've been here for half a decade.
its mirco BBV post away sir

should add, its an internet forum, u really shouldnt give a **** about who u 'upset' imo

and im playing nl10 due to tilt, and theres a reg and im 3betting him every time, and he instant folds every single time, wtf

Last edited by Mark89er; 03-06-2010 at 09:46 PM.
03-06-2010 , 09:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JsTs
taking a shot at 100nl 6max!
wtf sir, i thought i were like nl200 plus?
03-06-2010 , 09:49 PM
lol




































lol
03-06-2010 , 09:51 PM
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($50)
BB ($60.60)
UTG ($50.50)
UTG+1 ($210)
CO ($55.45)
Hero ($63.95)

Dealt to Hero K A

fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.75, fold, Hero raises to $7, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls $5.25

FLOP ($14.75) J A 2

UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $22, UTG+1 raises to $203 (AI), Hero calls $34.95 (AI)

TURN ($128) J A 2 J

RIVER ($128) J A 2 J 5

Hero shows K A
(Pre 70%, Flop 88.2%, Turn 96.6%)

UTG+1 shows A 6
(Pre 30%, Flop 11.8%, Turn 3.4%)

Hero wins $125
03-06-2010 , 09:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark89er
no

anyway, ur running like **** too (well i gathered this from ur posts about nl200, then nl100 then nl50)

u got it out of ur system yet>

and ps, i told ya, sng are the nuts
pretty soon I will be playing at matt's level

much of it was a big cash out followed by 2k downswing
03-06-2010 , 09:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark89er
wtf sir, i thought i were like nl200 plus?
Back when I was running good and before tax downswing
03-06-2010 , 09:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheryltweedy
S'not really a gimmick, and would rather Mod's didn't 'out' me so to speak. But I needed to get back on ma grind and figured the best was to do so would be to start a fresh account.

You wouldn't know me anyways, so it doesn't really matter.
this makes sense. didnt think you were actually new to this site so to speak, given you dont sound like your avg idiotic guy whos just registered.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark89er
and im playing nl10 due to tilt, and theres a reg and im 3betting him every time, and he instant folds every single time, wtf
is his screename Spraggy59?

Spoiler:
thinly veiled


Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
Wont post HH don't wanna upset the ****ing yokels who've been here for half a decade.
this is brilliant!
03-06-2010 , 09:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
pretty soon I will be playing at matt's level

much of it was a big cash out followed by 2k downswing
ouch, the reason im pissed off, is im a money nit, irl, nowi have lost like $500 due to run bad, this is like wtf to me....added to the fact, everysingle hand even in sng i enter i lose, aq vrs 68, flop 68xxx, me out...

anbd 14bis below ev is like wtf to me, im only really used to 6-7bis, **** this for a hobby,

anyway, **** the free world, nl10 for now on imo
03-06-2010 , 10:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Megloooo



this is brilliant!
o confirmed... there are a lot of regs here who play higher stakes...a lot of them are friendly and helpful in what is after all a micros stakes section of the forum. It does however annoy me when regular posters here who play higher stakes are only here to slap there dicks in the faces of unlers and act like bigshots.

There are ssnl forums for a reason?
03-06-2010 , 10:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
o confirmed... there are a lot of regs here who play higher stakes...a lot of them are friendly and helpful in what is after all a micros stakes section of the forum. It does however annoy me when regular posters here who play higher stakes are only here to slap there dicks in the faces of unlers and act like bigshots.

There are ssnl forums for a reason?
oh lawdy, stop posting stupid super standard beats then. Post something exceptional like where you flopped quads and got runner-runner royaled. Then I guarantee I will be first in line to offer my condolences.

You're really hormonal, like a pregnant chick(or any chick). You're so quick to lose your cool and take the things people post as a personal attack

      
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