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03-06-2010 , 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fredd-bird
got any more brain busters?
800,000E is not in Berlin.
03-06-2010 , 04:42 PM
03-06-2010 , 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Truancy
whats in berlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu2e7yiXXBY

pretty cool video...too bad the robbers escaped
03-06-2010 , 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigacsiga
What was HH for last upswing?
03-06-2010 , 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fredd-bird
Ya his value range is pretty small there, but it does still exist
I honestly believed he had no value range there because I thought he would call with all his 8x's.

I guess it's different with 88 o.O
03-06-2010 , 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
What was HH for last upswing?
relevant history: fish HU, he minraised me on KTx board with JJ and called down with it...

PokerStars Game #: Hold'em No Limit (€0.50/€1.00 EUR) - 2010/03/06 19:39:25 CET [2010/03/06 13:39:25 ET]

bigacsiga (€161.15 in chips)
fish (€124.90 in chips)
bigacsiga: posts small blind €0.50
fish: posts big blind €1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bigacsiga [8h Ac]
bigacsiga: raises €2 to €3
fish: raises €2 to €5
bigacsiga: calls €2
*** FLOP *** [Qc 7h Ah]
fish: checks
bigacsiga: bets €7
fish: raises €7 to €14
bigacsiga: calls €7
*** TURN *** [Qc 7h Ah] [8d]
fish: checks
bigacsiga: bets €30
fish: raises €75.90 to €105.90 and is all-in
bigacsiga: calls €75.90
*** RIVER *** [Qc 7h Ah 8d] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fish: shows [Ks Ad] (a pair of Aces)
bigacsiga: shows [8h Ac] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
bigacsiga collected €249.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot €249.80 | Rake €0.50
Board [Qc 7h Ah 8d 2c]
Seat 4: bigacsiga (button) (small blind) showed [8h Ac] and won (€249.30) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 5: fish(big blind) showed [Ks Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
03-06-2010 , 05:25 PM
I triple checked that I had the nuts here. Then checked again.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (CO): $53.55
BTN: $61.55
SB: $55.95
BB: $50.00
UTG: $66.15
MP: $33.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with Q J
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, BB calls $2, MP calls $2

Flop: ($7.75) 9 A 8 (3 players)
BB checks, MP checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($7.75) T (3 players)
BB bets $47.50 all in, MP folds, Hero calls $47.50

River: ($102.75) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $102.75
Hero shows Q J (a straight, Eight to Queen)
BB shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
Hero wins $99.75
(Rake: $3.00)
03-06-2010 , 05:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
I triple checked that I had the nuts here. Then checked again.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (CO): $53.55
BTN: $61.55
SB: $55.95
BB: $50.00
UTG: $66.15
MP: $33.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with Q J
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, BB calls $2, MP calls $2

Flop: ($7.75) 9 A 8 (3 players)
BB checks, MP checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($7.75) T (3 players)
BB bets $47.50 all in, MP folds, Hero calls $47.50

River: ($102.75) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $102.75
Hero shows Q J (a straight, Eight to Queen)
BB shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
Hero wins $99.75
(Rake: $3.00)
Sometimes poker's amazing.

He's just given you $50.
03-06-2010 , 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmister
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu2e7yiXXBY

pretty cool video...too bad the robbers escaped
WTF

in America someone pulls out a gun in about 3 seconds

situation resolved
03-06-2010 , 05:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
WTF

in America someone pulls out a gun in about 3 seconds

situation resolved
Are you saying you think everyone having guns is a good idea?
03-06-2010 , 05:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
Sometimes poker's amazing.

He's just given you $50.
kinda similar hh from last night. Worse because its only 45 bucks he gave me, but better because he had zero equity from flop onwards.



Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $71.85
BB: $25.25
UTG: $24.90
Hero (MP): $45.35
CO: $25.00
BTN: $18.45

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with 5 5
1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.25) 5 8 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.75, SB calls $1.75

Turn: ($5.75) Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.75, SB calls $3.75

River: ($13.25) 7 (2 players)
SB bets $65.35 all in, Hero calls $38.85 all in

Final Pot: $90.95
SB shows A 6 (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows 5 5 (four of a kind, Fives)
Hero wins $87.95
(Rake: $3.00)
03-06-2010 , 05:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
kinda similar hh from last night. Worse because its only 45 bucks he gave me, but better because he had zero equity from flop onwards.



Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $71.85
BB: $25.25
UTG: $24.90
Hero (MP): $45.35
CO: $25.00
BTN: $18.45

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with 5 5
1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.25) 5 8 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.75, SB calls $1.75

Turn: ($5.75) Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.75, SB calls $3.75

River: ($13.25) 7 (2 players)
SB bets $65.35 all in, Hero calls $38.85 all in

Final Pot: $90.95
SB shows A 6 (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows 5 5 (four of a kind, Fives)
Hero wins $87.95
(Rake: $3.00)
lol, i love stuff like that, although it clouds my view on the general intelligence of the human race.
03-06-2010 , 05:55 PM
ha yeah i wonder what he thought id call with. Thing is, this dudes actually a reg at these stakes i think.
03-06-2010 , 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
WTF

in America someone pulls out a gun in about 3 seconds

situation resolved
lol redneck
03-06-2010 , 05:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
I triple checked that I had the nuts here. Then checked again.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (CO): $53.55
BTN: $61.55
SB: $55.95
BB: $50.00
UTG: $66.15
MP: $33.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with Q J
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, BB calls $2, MP calls $2

Flop: ($7.75) 9 A 8 (3 players)
BB checks, MP checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($7.75) T (3 players)
BB bets $47.50 all in, MP folds, Hero calls $47.50

River: ($102.75) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $102.75
Hero shows Q J (a straight, Eight to Queen)
BB shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
Hero wins $99.75
(Rake: $3.00)
what would happen to me would be the board would instant pair on the river, **** 11bis below\!!

should be on that skype later sir,
03-06-2010 , 05:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
kinda similar hh from last night. Worse because its only 45 bucks he gave me, but better because he had zero equity from flop onwards.



Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $71.85
BB: $25.25
UTG: $24.90
Hero (MP): $45.35
CO: $25.00
BTN: $18.45

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with 5 5
1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.25) 5 8 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.75, SB calls $1.75

Turn: ($5.75) Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.75, SB calls $3.75

River: ($13.25) 7 (2 players)
SB bets $65.35 all in, Hero calls $38.85 all in

Final Pot: $90.95
SB shows A 6 (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows 5 5 (four of a kind, Fives)
Hero wins $87.95
(Rake: $3.00)
amazing
03-06-2010 , 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
ha yeah i wonder what he thought id call with. Thing is, this dudes actually a reg at these stakes i think.
Hehe. Tbh, I used to be a "reg", was like 1.3k up at NL25, ever since Easter I literally cannot beat it on Stars, no idea why.
03-06-2010 , 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark89er
what would happen to me would be the board would instant pair on the river, **** 11bis below\!!

should be on that skype later sir,
yea i feel you r pain check this out, such f@cking BS!!@@@&&$**$


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $75.05
UTG: $22.25
Hero (MP): $86.60
CO: $34.15
BTN: $26.25
SB: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, CO raises to $34.15 all in, 3 folds, Hero calls $32.65

Flop: ($69.05) 3 A T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($69.05) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($69.05) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $69.05
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
CO shows 8 7 (high card Ace)
Hero wins $66.05
(Rake: $3.00)

Oh wait...
03-06-2010 , 06:10 PM
someone link me to the best post on dealing with downswings quickly or im gonna kill a cat
03-06-2010 , 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
WTF

in America someone pulls out a gun in about 3 seconds

situation resolved
In America, those Robbers would have had M16 assault rifels and MP5 submachine guns. Massacre would have ocured.

Spoiler:
Pistols would be more realistic. Besides, who is stupid enough to rob a casino in USA?
03-06-2010 , 06:40 PM
Full Tilt Poker $42,000 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t500/t1000 Blinds + t125 - 9 players - View hand 573974
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (UTG+2): t15514 M = 5.91
MP1: t15225 M = 5.80
MP2: t22105 M = 8.42
CO: t17658 M = 6.73
BTN: t15601 M = 5.94
SB: t37292 M = 14.21
BB: t21599 M = 8.23
UTG: t12200 M = 4.65
UTG+1: t26049 M = 9.92

Pre Flop: (t2625) Hero is UTG+2 with Q K
2 folds, Hero raises to t2500, 3 folds, BTN raises to t15476 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls t12889 all in

Flop: (t33403) 9 J 5

Turn: (t33403) T

River: (t33403) 4

Final Pot: t33403
Hero shows Q K (a straight, King high)
BTN shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins t33403
03-06-2010 , 06:43 PM
Would appreciate some advice...

Hand 1
Villian is 41/18/4.67 over 39 hands
Is the turn a shove? What about river, fold right?

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (UTG): $50.00
MP: $50.75
CO: $50.00
BTN: $53.80
SB: $50.00
BB: $139.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with Q K
Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, BTN calls $1.50, 1 fold, BB calls $1

Flop: ($4.75) 9 Q 9 (3 players)
BB bets $4.75, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $4.75, BTN folds

Turn: ($14.25) K (2 players)
BB bets $14.25, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $14.25

River: ($42.75) T (2 players)
BB bets $42.75, Hero requests TIME, Hero folds

Hand 2
Villian is 21/17/4 over 66 hands
He cbet a dry flop ip 3 way and gave up on a blank turn,
If I call the turn, do I have to call a blnk river? Is the turn even a call?

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $56.00
Hero (BTN): $50.00
SB: $43.80
BB: $103.65
UTG: $30.95
MP: $60.30

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with A Q
1 fold, MP raises to $1.75, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.75, 1 fold, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($5.50) 6 Q 5 (3 players)
BB checks, MP bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50, BB calls $3.50

Turn: ($16.00) 7 (3 players)
BB checks, MP bets $12, Hero folds, BB folds


Hand 3
Villian is 43/0 over 7 hands
Flop line?

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $62.45
UTG: $117.60
MP: $51.55
CO: $59.10
BTN: $53.05
Hero (SB): $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with 9 9
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, 1 fold, BTN raises to $2.50, Hero calls $2.25, 1 fold, MP raises to $4.50, BTN calls $2, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($14.00) 7 8 6 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $14, BTN folds, Hero requests TIME, Hero???
03-06-2010 , 07:12 PM
**** POKER

I CANT BET NL50 BUT ******S CAN HIT 2 OUTERS, I WATCH FISH VRS FISH STACK EACH OTHER MID PAIR VRS TOP PAIR, BUT THEY CONSTANTLY STACK ME WHEN THEY RUNNER RUNER, OR 2 OUTTER ME, OR SET VRS THERE DRAW
03-06-2010 , 07:17 PM
I'm relatively certain that call flop and turn are better than shoving?

This particular villain knows I can be light if I raise the flop and tbh he's got a pretty strong range when he donkbets the flop.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (MP): $25.00
CO: $7.80
BTN: $16.10
SB: $29.95
BB: $61.25
UTG: $21.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with 4 A
1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 3 folds, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.10) 8 5 9 (2 players)
BB bets $1.75, Hero calls $1.75

Turn: ($5.60) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $4, Hero calls $4

River: ($13.60) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $8.25, Hero raises to $18.25 all in, BB calls $10

Final Pot: $50.10
Hero shows 4 A (a straight, Ace to Five)
BB shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
Hero wins $47.65
(Rake: $2.45)
03-06-2010 , 07:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sevendeuc24
Would appreciate some advice...

Hand 3
Villian is 43/0 over 7 hands
Flop line?

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $62.45
UTG: $117.60
MP: $51.55
CO: $59.10
BTN: $53.05
Hero (SB): $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with 9 9
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, 1 fold, BTN raises to $2.50, Hero calls $2.25, 1 fold, MP raises to $4.50, BTN calls $2, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($14.00) 7 8 6 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $14, BTN folds, Hero requests TIME, Hero???
I can't see doing anything other than shoving?? c/shove is way better than leading, and you have a ton of equity against any specific hand he can b/c full pot with here, which is often overpairs.

      
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