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03-06-2010 , 03:36 AM
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($51.80)
BB ($50.75)
UTG ($76.70)
UTG+1 ($61.35)
CO ($50)
Hero ($61.70)

Dealt to Hero A 2

UTG raises to $2, fold, fold, Hero raises to $7, fold, fold, UTG calls $5

FLOP ($14.75) 2 A 2

UTG checks, Hero checks

TURN ($14.75) 2 A 2 K

UTG checks, Hero bets $10, UTG raises to $20, Hero calls $10

RIVER ($54.75) 2 A 2 K 9

UTG bets $37, Hero calls $34.70 (AI)

Hero shows A 2
(Pre 12%, Flop 4.4%, Turn 2.3%)

UTG shows A A
(Pre 88%, Flop 95.6%, Turn 97.7%)

UTG wins $121
03-06-2010 , 03:38 AM
villian is maniac obv



Bodog $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $9.80
UTG: $4.90
MP: $38.78
Hero (CO): $14.65
BTN: $13.30
SB: $12.50

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with K K
UTG calls $0.10, MP raises to $0.45, Hero raises to $1.60, 4 folds, MP calls $1.15

Flop: ($3.45) 6 K 3 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($3.45) 2 (2 players)
MP bets $1.80, Hero raises to $5.80, MP calls $4

River: ($15.05) 4 (2 players)
MP bets $31.38 all in, Hero calls $7.25 all in

Final Pot: $29.55
MP shows A 5
Hero shows K K
MP wins $28.10
(Rake: $1.45)
03-06-2010 , 03:58 AM
so today was my first day back from uni which meant i could play on fulltilt again and i obv had to play rush to see what its like and its crazy lol. i think its uber profitable though, so many bad players. highlight pot



Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (SB): $175.60
BB: $108.95
UTG: $197.40
MP: $193.00
CO: $74.30
BTN: $333.30

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with 7 7
3 folds, BTN raises to $3, Hero calls $2.50, BB calls $2

Flop: ($9.00) 3 7 T (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets $9, Hero raises to $25, BB folds, BTN calls $16

Turn: ($59.00) T (2 players)
Hero bets $38, BTN raises to $76, Hero raises to $147.60 all in, BTN calls $71.60

River: ($354.20) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $354.20
Hero shows 7 7 (a full house, Sevens full of Tens)
BTN shows T 8 (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero wins $351.20
(Rake: $3.00)
03-06-2010 , 04:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($51.80)
BB ($50.75)
UTG ($76.70)
UTG+1 ($61.35)
CO ($50)
Hero ($61.70)

Dealt to Hero A 2

UTG raises to $2, fold, fold, Hero raises to $7, fold, fold, UTG calls $5

FLOP ($14.75) 2 A 2

UTG checks, Hero checks

TURN ($14.75) 2 A 2 K

UTG checks, Hero bets $10, UTG raises to $20, Hero calls $10

RIVER ($54.75) 2 A 2 K 9

UTG bets $37, Hero calls $34.70 (AI)

Hero shows A 2
(Pre 12%, Flop 4.4%, Turn 2.3%)

UTG shows A A
(Pre 88%, Flop 95.6%, Turn 97.7%)

UTG wins $121
how does that even happen?
03-06-2010 , 04:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($51.80)
BB ($50.75)
UTG ($76.70)
UTG+1 ($61.35)
CO ($50)
Hero ($61.70)

Dealt to Hero A 2

UTG raises to $2, fold, fold, Hero raises to $7, fold, fold, UTG calls $5

FLOP ($14.75) 2 A 2

UTG checks, Hero checks

TURN ($14.75) 2 A 2 K

UTG checks, Hero bets $10, UTG raises to $20, Hero calls $10

RIVER ($54.75) 2 A 2 K 9

UTG bets $37, Hero calls $34.70 (AI)

Hero shows A 2
(Pre 12%, Flop 4.4%, Turn 2.3%)

UTG shows A A
(Pre 88%, Flop 95.6%, Turn 97.7%)

UTG wins $121
sick tarp

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stackajawea
this seems fine. river is kind of close but if he gets it in with AQ pre I guess you could assume he is reasonably aggressive. I don't like raising at any point since he's betting potsize, we're 200bb deep and hate life if reraised, and we keep a ton of bluffs in his range.
awesome, thanks. just wanted to make sure i played that right.

he showed up with Q5cc, if anyone's interested
03-06-2010 , 04:48 AM
it's been this kind of day


Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $24.91
Hero (BB): $26.01
UTG: $42.34
MP: $26.66
CO: $28.31
BTN: $20.32

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with J J
2 folds, CO raises to $0.85, 1 fold, SB calls $0.75, Hero raises to $3.25, CO calls $2.40, 1 fold

Flop: ($7.35) A A J (2 players)
Hero bets $4.75, CO raises to $11.50, Hero raises to $22.76 all in, CO calls $11.26

sweet! I finally cooler someone!

Turn: ($52.87) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($52.87) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

**** me in the goat ass with a red-hot poker

Final Pot: $52.87
Hero shows Js Jh (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)
CO shows Kc Ac (four of a kind, Aces)
CO wins $50.23
(Rake: $2.64)
03-06-2010 , 06:00 AM
Party Poker $200 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $208.50
BTN: $299.45
SB: $201.00
Hero (BB): $695.95
UTG: $314.59

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with Q Q
1 fold, CO raises to $5, BTN calls $5, 1 fold, Hero raises to $22, 1 fold, BTN calls $17

Flop: ($50.00) A A 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($50.00) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $36, BTN raises to $116, Hero raises to $673.95 all in, BTN calls $161.45 all in

River: ($604.90) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $604.90
BTN shows A 7 (a full house, Aces full of Sevens)
Hero shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Aces)
Hero wins $396.50
BTN wins $602.40
(Rake: $-394.00)


Party Poker $200 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $200.50
BTN: $638.58
SB: $200.00
Hero (BB): $404.15
UTG: $311.59

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with T 9
1 fold, CO raises to $5, BTN calls $5, 1 fold, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($16.00) 8 Q 7 (3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets $14, Hero raises to $56, CO folds, BTN raises to $98, Hero raises to $399.15 all in, BTN calls $301.15

Turn: ($814.30) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($814.30) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $814.30
BTN shows 5 Q (two pairs, Queens and Eights)
Hero mucks T 9 (two pairs, Nines and Eights)
BTN wins $811.80
(Rake: $2.50)


same guy, only a few hands between


someone wanna guess how my EV line looks like?

Last edited by lima; 03-06-2010 at 06:06 AM.
03-06-2010 , 09:11 AM
wtf 3 hour bump
03-06-2010 , 09:46 AM
oh god ive been awake for 30hours...
03-06-2010 , 10:30 AM
Nice session...

Do they always have sets when they CiB cbets in squeezed pots on dry flops??? Ridic......
03-06-2010 , 10:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lemming
Nice session...

Do they always have sets when they CiB cbets in squeezed pots on dry flops??? Ridic......
fold pre
as played check flop
03-06-2010 , 11:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by maglame
fold pre
as played check flop
oh, I see, that was supposed to be funny... nice one! GOOD JOKE bud. Never seen before


EDIT: rostuckoe'd 3BI, always feels good
03-06-2010 , 11:58 AM
While broadcasting live EPT Berlin this happened

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfoTT_5bxWM

a crew of 6 pranksters with guns stole €800.000 from the tourney
03-06-2010 , 12:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
While broadcasting live EPT Berlin this happened

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfoTT_5bxWM

a crew of 6 pranksters with guns stole 800.000 from the tourney
is that dot like a comma, .ie, they stole near a million, or? Holy ****!
03-06-2010 , 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lima
Party Poker $200 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $208.50
BTN: $299.45
SB: $201.00
Hero (BB): $695.95
UTG: $314.59

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with Q Q
1 fold, CO raises to $5, BTN calls $5, 1 fold, Hero raises to $22, 1 fold, BTN calls $17

Flop: ($50.00) A A 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($50.00) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $36, BTN raises to $116, Hero raises to $673.95 all in, BTN calls $161.45 all in

River: ($604.90) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $604.90
BTN shows A 7 (a full house, Aces full of Sevens)
Hero shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Aces)
Hero wins $396.50
BTN wins $602.40
(Rake: $-394.00)


Party Poker $200 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $200.50
BTN: $638.58
SB: $200.00
Hero (BB): $404.15
UTG: $311.59

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with T 9
1 fold, CO raises to $5, BTN calls $5, 1 fold, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($16.00) 8 Q 7 (3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets $14, Hero raises to $56, CO folds, BTN raises to $98, Hero raises to $399.15 all in, BTN calls $301.15

Turn: ($814.30) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($814.30) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $814.30
BTN shows 5 Q (two pairs, Queens and Eights)
Hero mucks T 9 (two pairs, Nines and Eights)
BTN wins $811.80
(Rake: $2.50)


same guy, only a few hands between


someone wanna guess how my EV line looks like?
man that second hand is sick!thats the kinda bollix i'm getting at the minute! Last day, or else pokers might be quits! Coz **** that bollix! Why the **** does poker reward wanker's on my behalf! Ha ha
03-06-2010 , 12:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
While broadcasting live EPT Berlin this happened

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfoTT_5bxWM

a crew of 6 pranksters with guns stole €800.000 from the tourney
lol, pranksters? That would imply that it was a joke.
03-06-2010 , 12:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
While broadcasting live EPT Berlin this happened

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfoTT_5bxWM

a crew of 6 pranksters with guns stole €800.000 from the tourney
police statement that only stole a couple K, not the whole pool.
03-06-2010 , 12:35 PM
Beat:8 BI downswong through 4000 hands. Worst day ever. Anyone experienced much worse?
03-06-2010 , 12:45 PM
6bi's in 400 hands on thursday, then 4bi's the next day in 1.5k hands. Rigged, ha ha!

Serious question, how the **** did jonny deep get from fear and loathing in las vegas to doing the likes of disney's alice in wonderland, , which by the way, is a freak show! Gonna be a stoner/trip's film when its out on dvd............

Last edited by Mark89er; 03-06-2010 at 12:58 PM.
03-06-2010 , 12:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
Beat:8 BI downswong through 4000 hands. Worst day ever. Anyone experienced much worse?
yes.
03-06-2010 , 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
Beat:8 BI downswong through 4000 hands. Worst day ever. Anyone experienced much worse?
oh don't worry, it gets alot worse lol. keep your head up
03-06-2010 , 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
Beat:8 BI downswong through 4000 hands. Worst day ever. Anyone experienced much worse?
if it ever hits 20+ I can feel your pain. 8 is prob. a bi-weekly occurrence for me.
03-06-2010 , 01:52 PM
Thanks for the support guys i appreciate it, good to know these swings are commonplace. Guess they're gonna take some getting used to.
03-06-2010 , 02:41 PM
Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $9.87
SB: $15.52
BB: $1.45
UTG: $10.30
MP: $9.74
CO: $3.95

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with 5 5
1 fold, MP raises to $0.20, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.20, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.47) 5 T J (2 players)
MP bets $0.35, Hero raises to $1, MP raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $9.67 all in, MP calls $7.04 all in

Turn: ($19.55) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($19.55) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $19.55
Hero shows 5d 5h (three of a kind, Fives)
MP shows Jc Ts (a flush, King high)
MP wins $18.25
(Rake: $1.30)


FFFFFFFFFFFUUU. 200bb down the drain; not what I needed in the first 20 hands.
03-06-2010 , 02:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
Beat:8 BI downswong through 4000 hands. Worst day ever. Anyone experienced much worse?
14BI downswing last month, so youll have to come up a little better than eight.

      
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