well i just got taken for 5bi in 100 hands of hu from a guy who always had it or would get there.

so close to a darwin award...

http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/vi...tar_goes_boom/

Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BB: $194.40
Hero (BTN/SB): $75.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 9 J
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($8.00) Q 6 T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $5.50, BB calls $5.50

Turn: ($19.00) 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $15.50, BB raises to $31, Hero raises to $65.75, BB calls $34.75

River: ($150.50) T (2 players)

Final Pot: $150.50
BB shows 8 8
Hero shows 9 J
BB wins $150.00
(Rake: $0.50)


Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BB: $86.60
Hero (BTN/SB): $83.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 5 A
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4, Hero raises to $10, BB calls $6

Flop: ($20.00) Q A 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $9.50, BB calls $9.50

Turn: ($39.00) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($39.00) 4 (2 players)
BB bets $50.00, Hero calls $50

Final Pot: $139.00
BB shows T J
Hero mucks 5 A
BB wins $138.50
(Rake: $0.50)


Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BTN/SB: $56.50
Hero (BB): $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with K Q
BTN/SB raises to $2, Hero raises to $7, BTN/SB calls $5

Flop: ($14.00) 8 9 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $8.00, BTN/SB calls $8

Turn: ($30.00) K (2 players)
Hero bets $15.00, BTN/SB calls $15

River: ($60.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $20.00, BTN/SB calls $20

Final Pot: $100.00
BTN/SB shows T 7
Hero shows K Q
BTN/SB wins $99.50
(Rake: $0.50)


Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BB: $121.10
Hero (BTN/SB): $50.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 5 8
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 5 4 8 (2 players)
BB bets $2.00, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($7.00) 5 (2 players)
BB bets $3.50, Hero raises to $9.50, BB calls $6

River: ($26.00) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $21.00, BB calls $21

Final Pot: $68.00
BB mucks K 8
Hero shows 5 8
Hero wins $67.50
(Rake: $0.50)


Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BB: $274.40
Hero (BTN/SB): $51.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with A A
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 7 K Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.00, BB raises to $6, Hero raises to $49.60, BB calls $43.60

Turn: ($102.20) K (2 players)

River: ($102.20) A (2 players)

Final Pot: $102.20
BB shows K 5
Hero shows A A
Hero wins $101.70
(Rake: $0.50)

? Wat you mean

True...

And nah, I'm not upset. Was just somewhat ironical... I had to lol in front of the computer, which is kinda creepy anyway.

I hardly ever play long enough or high enough in order for me to really get upset... (it's really +EV guys)

my time has come!

check/call* like it's your job imo.

*bet/fold is an equally awesome option.

Awesome

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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UTG: $26.35
MP: $30.82
CO: $40.32
Hero (BTN): $32.88
SB: $27.37
BB: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with K A
2 folds, CO calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, 2 folds, CO calls $1

Flop: ($2.85) 6 8 4 (2 players)
CO bets $2.85, Hero raises to $7.50, CO raises to $39.07 all in, Hero calls $24.13 all in

Turn: ($66.11) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($66.11) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $66.11
CO shows 3 4 (a pair of Fours)
Hero shows K A (Ace King high)
CO wins $63.11
(Rake: $3.00)

earlier aggo was complaining about the quality of posts in uNL.


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (BTN): $125.20
SB: $39.45
BB: $26.85
UTG: $69.85
MP: $138.75
CO: $29.40

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with A Q
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3, SB raises to $8, 2 folds, CO calls $7.50, Hero calls $5

Flop: ($25.00) Q 5 9 (3 players)
SB bets $20, CO folds, Hero ??

squeezer hasn't 3b in 136 hands. sigh and call? CO was 56/10 or something similar

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/69...-check-726169/

roflll

also I thought this was somewhat relevant... and yes its from a text book (LOL)

this might be my inner nit but i would fold b/c we are crushed by his value range... it really does suck folding when we hit our hand but he probably isnt 3betting KQ so we only beat bluffs plus if he fires the any turn we are in such a difficult spot

tough spot though... not too sure

fun times

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yea, his betsize is what threw me off, what is he betting that big for with any hand?

Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

990 games 0.005 secs 198,000 games/sec

Board: 8d 4d 6h
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 52.121% 51.72% 00.40% 512 4.00 { AdKd }
Hand 1: 47.879% 47.47% 00.40% 470 4.00 { 4h3h }

lol

things i do when i get shat on in pokehair

me and a friend

thats not bad, segasis is a pretty cool tune

what did you guys use to make that?

fruity loops and reason

its just messing around, but gives me something to do that doesnt make me kill myself when it doesnt go the way it should

Finally opened up HEM to see how good /bad I'm running. Turns out I'm 10 buy ins below EV over 33k hands. That's probably the best news I've heard all day.

5BI under EV in 6k hands this month. Considering I put in like 9k hands last month this is obviously an AMAZING motivator to get me back to the grind I was on last year.

Meh, brush that **** off and get back on the grindmobiles imo.

You're in Naperville?

It was actually a relief for me to see that it's not all my fault. I feel a lot better than I did earlier.

100% success ratio.

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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CO: $13.15
BTN: $23.69
SB: $7.82
BB: $47.18
UTG: $55.78
Hero (MP): $25.35

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with K K
UTG raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.75, 1 fold, BTN calls $2.75, 2 folds, UTG raises to $7, Hero requests TIME, 1 fold, BTN calls $4.25

Flop: ($17.10) 7 3 J (2 players)
UTG bets $16.75, BTN calls $16.69 all in

Turn: ($50.48) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($50.48) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $50.48
BTN shows K J (a pair of Jacks)
UTG shows A A (a pair of Aces)
UTG wins $47.96
(Rake: $2.52)

You know Naperville?

I hope thats a misclick.