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03-01-2010 , 01:57 AM
g.f is a banned word on 2p2... duh
03-01-2010 , 01:57 AM
poker
03-01-2010 , 01:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
if you want to shove turn raise more on flop
Yeah my bet sizing needs work im super tired at the momeny, just followed that person to nl400 and won a bit more. Literally the worst player i have ever ever ever seen.
03-01-2010 , 02:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seandigs
ITT:
I will sacrifice one thing out of my life to the poker gods in exchange for not running under EV this month.
In all seriousness, you should give up EV.
03-01-2010 , 02:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fredd-bird
In all seriousness, you should give up EV.
im focused on making good decisions and not allowing past results weigh on future sessions. I've also regained confidence after having a minor winning month. With a little run good I'd feel pretty good.

Mostly just thought it'd be funny to give something up for poker rather than lent.
03-01-2010 , 02:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seandigs
ITT:
I will sacrifice one thing out of my life to the poker gods in exchange for not running under EV this month.

ITT:
you make suggestions on what I give up and I'll allow UBBV to vote on which I give up.
I'd give up so many things to win at the pokers
03-01-2010 , 02:14 AM
Clearly those running below EV need to stop getting it in with the best of it... The only way is down!
03-01-2010 , 02:40 AM
river surprise

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($50)
SB ($29.50)
BB ($30)
UTG ($16.50)
Hero (MP) ($63.45)
CO ($72.65)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 10, A
UTG calls $0.50, Hero bets $2.50, 1 fold, Button calls $2.50, SB calls $2.25, 2 folds

Flop: ($8.50) 5, 5, J (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5, Button calls $5, 1 fold

Turn: ($18.50) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $14, Button calls $14

River: ($46.50) K (2 players)
Hero bets $41.95 (All-In), Button calls $28.50 (All-In)

Total pot: $103.50

Results:
Button had 5, 5 (four of a kind, fives).
Hero had 10, A (straight, Ace high).
Outcome: Button won $100.50
03-01-2010 , 02:42 AM


Look what the BBV did to my picture lolol

Hair was long after I corn rowed it lol.
03-01-2010 , 02:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seandigs
ITT:
I will sacrifice one thing out of my life to the poker gods in exchange for not running under EV this month.

ITT:
you make suggestions on what I give up and I'll allow UBBV to vote on which I give up.
Sacrifice leaks and spew and profit no matter your EV line?

Last edited by High_SocietyA9; 03-01-2010 at 02:48 AM. Reason: hi ldo
03-01-2010 , 03:12 AM
your girlfriend has nice tits
03-01-2010 , 03:15 AM
well im not hot yet, but im definitely warmer than before

c'mon march bring the run good! i will work hard, oh mighty poker gods, if you don't make it brutal on me


edit: skraper i went to aim but you were not around, i will try to remember to get on tomorrow
03-01-2010 , 03:30 AM
Too thin vs an unknown?


Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $11.71
UTG: $10.94
MP: $10.66
Hero (CO): $37.64
BTN: $15.38
SB: $9.50

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with A 9
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.35, 1 fold, SB calls $0.30, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.80) J K 9 (2 players)
SB bets $0.10, Hero raises to $0.90, SB calls $0.80

Turn: ($2.60) Q (2 players)
SB bets $0.10, Hero raises to $1.60, SB calls $1.50

River: ($5.80) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks
03-01-2010 , 03:33 AM
vid#4 out tonight boom
03-01-2010 , 03:36 AM
sup bbv
03-01-2010 , 03:42 AM
Just lost 4BI HU 50nl to a fish gg.
03-01-2010 , 03:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by benjamin barker
your girlfriend has nice tits
Thank you I argee. haha

Played Hold'em for the first time in a month. (Mixed Games help your main game so much.)

People still hate money, gosh I'm getting sick of this rake. Maybe I'm should move up with my liferoll and move up lol. (Pipedream ldo)


Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $12.71
CO: $10.00
BTN: $31.61
Hero (SB): $19.17
BB: $15.55

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with 7 Q
UTG raises to $0.25, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.20, BB calls $0.15

Flop: ($1.00) 7 T 7 (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, BTN bets $0.60, Hero calls $0.60, BB folds, UTG calls $0.60

Turn: ($2.80) 7 (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, BTN bets $2.05, Hero calls $2.05, UTG folds

River: ($6.90) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $4.20, Hero raises to $16.27 all in, BTN calls $12.07

Final Pot: $39.44
BTN mucks T Q
Hero shows 7 Q (four of a kind, Sevens)
Hero wins $37.44
(Rake: $2.00)

Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $10.46
SB: $6.80
BB: $10.13
Hero (UTG): $15.36
MP: $10.15
CO: $36.39

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is UTG with K K
Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, CO calls $0.40, 3 folds

Flop: ($0.95) 9 6 J (2 players)
Hero bets $0.70, CO raises to $3.05, Hero raises to $14.96 all in, CO calls $11.91

Turn: ($30.87) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($30.87) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $30.87
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Nines)
CO shows 5 J (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
Hero wins $28.87
(Rake: $2.00)

Hand #3
Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $5.85
CO: $9.85
BTN: $20.50
SB: $19.28
Hero (BB): $11.54
UTG: $17.22

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with A 2
1 fold, MP calls $0.10, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.10, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.35) K 6 Q (3 players)
Hero bets $0.20, MP folds, BTN calls $0.20

Turn: ($0.75) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.50, BTN calls $0.50

River: ($1.75) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.50, BTN raises to $4.10, Hero raises to $10.74 all in, BTN calls $6.64

Final Pot: $23.23
BTN mucks T 8
Hero shows A 2 (a flush, Ace high)
Hero wins $21.69
(Rake: $1.54)

Hand #4
Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $10.52
UTG: $10.00
CO: $34.61
Hero (BTN): $10.00
SB: $14.00

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with K A
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, 1 fold, BB raises to $0.90, Hero raises to $2.75, BB calls $1.85

Flop: ($5.55) 9 6 4 (2 players)
BB bets $7.77 all in, Hero calls $7.25 all in

Turn: ($20.05) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($20.05) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $20.05
BB shows K T (King Jack high)
Hero shows K A (Ace King high)
Hero wins $18.72
(Rake: $1.33)

Hand #5
Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $12.01
UTG: $10.00
MP: $10.51
Hero (CO): $34.88
BTN: $15.38
SB: $13.55

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with A K
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.35, 1 fold, SB calls $0.30, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.80) 8 2 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.40, SB calls $0.40

Turn: ($1.60) A (2 players)
SB bets $0.10, Hero raises to $2.10, SB calls $2

River: ($5.80) 8 (2 players)
SB bets $0.10, Hero raises to $5.20, SB calls $5.10

Final Pot: $16.20
Hero shows A K (two pair, Aces and Eights)
SB mucks 4 A
Hero wins $15.12
(Rake: $1.08)

Last edited by High_SocietyA9; 03-01-2010 at 04:03 AM. Reason: HH converter
03-01-2010 , 05:41 AM
guess what

Spoiler:
03-01-2010 , 08:24 AM
Poker Stars $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $25.00
MP: $13.35
Hero (CO): $100.10
BTN: $15.70
SB: $26.35
BB: $35.50

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with K K
1 fold, MP calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, MP calls $1

Flop: ($2.85) A A Q (2 players)
MP bets $1.00, Hero calls $1

Turn: ($4.85) 5 (2 players)
MP bets $1.00, Hero calls $1

River: ($6.85) A (2 players)
MP bets $1.00, Hero?
03-01-2010 , 08:27 AM
^ lol

(I'd shove fwiw)
03-01-2010 , 08:47 AM
/facepalm

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Entraction
SB ($10)
BB ($10)
CO ($29.50)
Hero ($10)

Dealt to Hero Q J

CO calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, fold, fold, CO calls $0.40

FLOP ($1.15) 9 5 2

CO checks, Hero bets $0.90, CO calls $0.90

TURN ($2.95) 9 5 2 J

CO bets $1.47, Hero calls $1.47

RIVER ($5.89) 9 5 2 J J

CO bets $4.41, Hero calls $4.41

CO shows 2 J
(Pre 23%, Flop 78.8%, Turn 79.5%)

Hero shows Q J
(Pre 77%, Flop 21.2%, Turn 20.5%)

CO wins $14.01
03-01-2010 , 08:47 AM
jason mercier has teh ghey at 1:55 imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RRQQjOUPV0
03-01-2010 , 09:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by udbrky
May your hands always hold up.
May your villains always fold.
May your draws always get there.
May you stay forever young.
Nice!
03-01-2010 , 09:47 AM
Check PhilHellmuth on ptr, it's the biggest fish on absolute.
03-01-2010 , 09:58 AM
do you really think that he is the biggest fish considering the stakes he plays?

lol, thats like almost b/e

      
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