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Old 02-26-2009, 07:22 PM   #1576
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You know what? I've never even seen the show, but this was hilarious.
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Old 02-26-2009, 07:37 PM   #1577
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Yes, please hihi


and not clicking....not clicking....not clicking...
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Old 02-26-2009, 07:39 PM   #1578
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wow, my favorite !!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-26-2009, 07:56 PM   #1579
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data...as far as volume in this thread is concerned...you have 2nd place by almost 3x.

if only u put in that much time grinding =)
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Old 02-26-2009, 07:59 PM   #1580
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data...as far as volume in this thread is concerned...you have 2nd place by almost 3x.

if only u put in that much time grinding =)
*Split* means you have 3 times as many posts as 2nd place, which I had to look up to figure out:

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KurtSF 74
Conan776 70
xxrod17xx 68
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Old 02-26-2009, 08:07 PM   #1581
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man I always use to be top3....
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Old 02-26-2009, 08:10 PM   #1582
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Hey I'm on a list somewhere! Nice.
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Old 02-26-2009, 08:10 PM   #1583
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Old 02-26-2009, 08:10 PM   #1584
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LOL I am amazing, dont even know how I did that
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Old 02-26-2009, 08:13 PM   #1585
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You know you hate your job when...
LLLLLLLLLLLL OOOOOOOOO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for taking the time to respond to mine in that mess haha!

Then again.. I'm at work right now too FTL.
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Old 02-26-2009, 08:27 PM   #1586
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Do i get a sweat session with Durrrr because I made the first place?

"sweat sessions" keep sounding 'iewl'
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Old 02-26-2009, 08:33 PM   #1587
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and not clicking....not clicking....not clicking...
Those are so cute! Bummer, should have made those for V-day!
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Old 02-26-2009, 08:34 PM   #1588
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Old 02-26-2009, 08:35 PM   #1589
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p.s. KurtSF you recommendations to my post worked. I actually got more then two responses in the last post made TY
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:29 PM   #1590
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Ah so. As Chuang Tzu wrote in Cracking the Safe


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Who is there, among those called smart,
Who does not spend his time amassing loot
For a bigger robber than himself?
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A poor man must swing
For stealing a belt buckle
But if a rich man steals a whole state
He is acclaimed
As statesman of the year.
OMFG, that describes the whole sub-prime mortgage crisis and Wall st. bailout perfectly! Rob 7/11 and you do some hard time. Rob the nation and you get 700 billion and whine about how it comes with strings attached limiting executive pay
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:37 PM   #1591
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No HH allowed here, but I thought this was quite amusing.


Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 51337
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $17.29
SB: $10.00
BB: $13.56
UTG: $9.92
Hero (MP): $10.00
CO: $10.54

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP with 9 A
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.35, 3 folds, BB raises to $0.60

It's a position raise. I call it.
Hero calls $0.25

Flop: ($1.25) 9 3 A (2 players)

I just got top two pair on the flop, and I want to keep him in the hand. Against your average guy, I'd set a bear trap, hardly bet at all.
Let him walk into it. But KGB's too smart for that. So, what I've got to do is over-bet the pot, make it look like I'm trying to buy it.

BB checks, Hero bets $0.70, BB calls $0.70
My guess is Teddy's on a flush draw.

Turn: ($2.65) 9 (2 players)
There's my money card, nine of hearts. I got a full house. Check's good.
BB checks, Hero checks

Now I hope a club falls and Teddy makes his flush.
That way he'll bet strong, and I'll beat him with my nines full over aces.



River: ($2.65) K (2 players)
BB bets $2.65, Autist has requested TIME,

I want him to think that I'm pondering a call, but all I'm really thinking about is Vegas and the ****ing Mirage. "All right, your 2.65 plus I have another 6.05 to raise you. Um... Yeah, I'm gonna go all in, 'cause I don't think you got the spades".
Hero raises to $8.70 all in

BB calls $6.05
"You are right. I don't have spades."

"I know before the cards are even turned over."


Final Pot: $20.05
BB shows A A (a full house, Aces full of Nines)
Hero shows 9 A (a full house, Nines full of Aces)


And you know what? It wasn't a bad beat.
I wasn't unlucky.
I got outplayed. I got outplayed that time.
But I know I'm good enough to sit at that table.


HAHAHHAHA I just watched that movie last night on the plasma! Then I logged in and won 2 buyins in 700 hands

Is this a real hh?
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:50 PM   #1592
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*Split* means you have 3 times as many posts as 2nd place, which I had to look up to figure out:

Who Posted?
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Damntra 1
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Did I miss something?
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:57 PM   #1593
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thinking about getting this to grind in...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4
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Old 02-26-2009, 10:14 PM   #1594
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FAST EDDIE FELSON
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Old 02-26-2009, 10:27 PM   #1595
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thinking about getting this to grind in...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4
those people at the ofice trying to look natural is farking funny.
I thought it was somekinda sex toy when I first saw it.

And autist that hand is brilliant.
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Old 02-26-2009, 10:44 PM   #1596
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FAST EDDIE FELSON
glad he beat fats
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Old 02-26-2009, 11:35 PM   #1597
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thinking about getting this to grind in...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHiqV...eature=related
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Old 02-26-2009, 11:36 PM   #1598
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OMFG, that describes the whole sub-prime mortgage crisis and Wall st. bailout perfectly! Rob 7/11 and you do some hard time. Rob the nation and you get 700 billion and whine about how it comes with strings attached limiting executive pay
You'd hardly know the author has been dead for 2,300 years. Puts the timeless in timeless wisdom. I'm partial to Thomas Merton's translation myself, who was wise in his own right.

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I wonder if Bernie Madoff ever dreams that he is a butterfly, but I don't imagine any butterfly ever dreams that he is Bernie Madoff.
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Old 02-26-2009, 11:59 PM   #1599
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and not clicking....not clicking....not clicking...
I will love you forever if you send me some of these.

if you have them in other suits, that would also be awesome
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Old 02-27-2009, 12:04 AM   #1600
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I will love you forever if you send me some of these.

if you have them in other suits, that would also be awesome
dude, what is it with the cookie passion?
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