Peep hole?

You cannot possibly fail no matter what you do.

he could...before you get 3/3 drunk make sure none of them has an adam's apple.

that made me lol

If you are 3/3 drunk then adam's apples dont count imo.

What if he gets sucked out on?

On second thought, in this context that would be a good thing....

Whatever you do, don't slowplay yourself into a bad beat.

slow down YOUR alcohol assumption but not theirs.

Cool. Do want! om nom nom nom! etc.

Actually I poked around more and I must've been living under a rock not to have heard this song before.

Oh well, my only weaknesses are hungry, sleepy, billboard-top-100-y.

The idiots at Full Tilt are driving me insane.

I ordered the 42" TV on Christmas. A month later, FT put the points back in my account with no explanation. I e-mailed to ask what the problem was, and they said that I had not responded to the e-mails seeking address verification. Turns out they had sent the e-mails to an e-mail account I no longer use, and that I had changed from my e-mail account on record with FT back in August.

I explain all of this to them, show them a screenshot of my cashier showing my new e-mail address that they should have updated 4 months earlier, and they say, just resubmit the order and we'll take care of it. So I do, on January 20th.

Guess what? They put the FT points back in my account again yesterday, most likely for the same reason, although they have not responded yet to my latest e-mail.

This is insane. Those ****ing morons can't do anything right. And now, two months after I ordered the 42", I am only a few thousand points shy of the points necessary to order the 50". So it doesn't make sense now to order the 42" for the third time, I should just wait a few weeks, max, until I have the points for the 50". This will mean that with shipping I will miss the beginning of baseball season, which is the only reason I want the ****ing big screen tv in the first place.

I hate these incompetent ****ers. I ****ing hate them.

Oh, hi, how is everybody today?

great, pitchers and catchers are in camp, and things are going well.

I was going to email FTP to see if I can have some items shipped to my dad as a gift, but that sounds futile ATM

You'll be happier with the 50' anyway, 'specially for sports. Maybe they did you a favor.

Ew, PS 50NL was a bloody minefield today. Nits, rocks, shorties and 2+2 regs no matter what table you picked.

Even had a minor clash with one you guys, but at least had the sense to get out in time.

Is you talking about me?
If you don't mind me asking, what did you have?

Also, I found the games to be full of fish this morning, maybe you just got unlucky with your table selecting.

I'm totally psyched about baseball starting up. I wasn't paying any attention over the off season either, so I'll spend spring training discovering who's on which team!

Totally jealous about your TV. wp

I really can't understand why didn't by HEM before, it works awesome

My hud looks powerfull, the software is fast

now I only have to check for a new PC

you sound like you have been in the same boat as me. HEM FTW.

need new pooter. I'm probably going to by some monster NOT styleee'

Aside from looks is there really an advantage to HEM (besides cost)

I'm really happy with Poker Tracker (aside from not being able to move the HUD around as much as I'd like), but don't want to go out and buy HEM as well...plus the downloaded version of HEM I used never worked (couldn't configure the database, i'm not very leet)

For anyone considering, if you have Stox, they have a deal for HEM Pro for $45.

I'm perfectly happy with PT3 myself.

Must say.. Paul Newman in the Hustler is ALMOST as cool as Steve McQueen in anything. ALMOST.

Hey everyone, FYI, when someone posts a HH and asks if they should take a certain action, saying "depends on if you like variance" just shows that you are a ******.

/rant.

Hope you're all having a nice day, btw

Ah...the wisdom of experience.....glad I don't have it in this situation.

SSers have a satellite to a full buyin going on at a lot of tables. Almost 2 places pay.

You know they're just going to unregister and repeat.

T8, no redraw. I suspected you would be 3betting me lighter since I'm a pickpocket on tables; the flop that came was beatitiful, most of my better stealing range would have hit it pretty well. It was a definite no-no spot to float a 2+2 reg, so I tried to get you off the hand by representing two pair+.

Mind you, if I had had what I represented, I would have played the same, just snap-called the flop shove.

Reg wars, episode n+1...

Could be. I was constantly shuffling the tables trying to find decent ones.

A more likely explanation is that the tables I was on were indeed fishy, only more so because of me.