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Old 02-23-2009, 10:47 AM   #526
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

Quote:
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this is a bad hand for you to post says alot about how you play.
I could probably bet the flop and get nothing to call. Explain how I played this badly.

edit: You know, that was kind of an arrogant comment to make. I hope you don't mean to say you can analyze my entire game based on one hand.

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Old 02-23-2009, 01:45 PM   #527
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

Villian was a 50/6 over 40 sample, if he didnt play his hand so face up, then i would of got it in pre flop and sucked out anyway... but still hit best possible flop

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UTG+1: $14.25
Hero (MP1): $28.90
MP2: $56.70
CO: $24.65
BTN: $4.65
SB: $15.05
BB: $4.55
UTG: $33.55

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP1 with K K
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.25, 5 folds, UTG raises to $3.30, Hero calls $2.05

Flop: ($6.95) K T T (2 players)
UTG bets $5, Hero raises to $13.25, UTG raises to $30.25 all in, Hero calls $12.35 all in

Turn: ($58.15) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($58.15) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $58.15
Hero shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Tens)
UTG shows A A (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Hero wins $55.30
(Rake: $2.85)
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Old 02-23-2009, 02:45 PM   #528
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

I read souls...

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UTG+1: $16.45
UTG+2: $59.80
MP1: $97.55
MP2: $55.60
CO: $49.00
BTN: $51.40
SB: $50.00
Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $79.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with J J
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 6 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, UTG+1 raises to $16.45 all in, Hero thinks, "For some reason I don't believe you have the hand you're representing... Too short a stack to make that move.", Hero calls $13.95

Flop: ($33.15) 8 A 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Meh, ace looks bad.

Turn: ($33.15) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($33.15) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Okay, let's see what you had.

Final Pot: $33.15
UTG+1 mucks T 4
Hero shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
Hero wins $31.50
(Rake: $1.65)

...or just refuse to give shortstackers any credit.
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:02 PM   #529
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

I hit some monsters out of the blinds today. Even better, villian in each hand hit a decent hand as well.

HAND #1
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Hero (SB): $26.50
BB: $14.65
UTG: $11.25
MP: $15.00
CO: $21.65
BTN: $26.00

MP posts a big blind ($0.25)

Pre Flop: ($0.60) Hero is SB with T 9
UTG calls $0.25, MP checks, CO calls $0.25, BTN calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.15, BB checks

Flop: ($1.50) J K Q (6 players)
Hero bets $1, BB folds, UTG calls $1, MP folds, CO calls $1, BTN folds

Turn: ($4.50) 2 (3 players)
Hero bets $4, UTG folds, CO calls $4

River: ($12.50) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $9, CO calls $9

Spoiler:


HAND #2
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UTG+2: $27.15
MP1: $27.05
MP2: $8.05
CO: $15.00
BTN: $27.30
SB: $25.85
Hero (BB): $27.85
UTG: $35.30
UTG+1: $10.60

CO posts a big blind ($0.25)

Pre Flop: ($0.60) Hero is BB with T J
5 folds, CO checks, 1 fold, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.75) 9 8 7 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.50, CO raises to $1, SB calls $1, Hero raises to $4.75, CO raises to $14.75 all in, SB folds, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($31.25) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($31.25) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

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Good times!
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:07 PM   #530
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

This one cracked me up, against a 64/0 POS short-stacker.

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MP1: $25.35
MP2: $5.70
CO: $25.00
BTN: $7.75
SB: $25.10
Hero (BB): $23.40
UTG: $68.00
UTG+1: $27.80

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 7 4
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, 3 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.60) 2 7 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks

Turn: ($0.60) A (2 players)
Hero bets $0.50, MP2 raises to $5.45 all in, Hero calls $4.95

River: ($11.50) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

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"I have an Ace! All-in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Old 02-23-2009, 10:39 PM   #531
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

Anyone want to do $2 flips on stars?
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Old 02-24-2009, 01:35 AM   #532
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I'm going to kill someone. I swear to ****ing christ I'm going to kill someone. People slowplaying aces against my KK/QQ. ****ing shortstacks 3betting me all-in w/ Q6s and coming out on top. Fighting for every ****ing pot and having one hand wipe out two hours of play.

I'm going to AC on Thursday. If you see a story about someone getting murdered at a poker table, try to remember it was probably justified.
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Old 02-24-2009, 01:49 AM   #533
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

WHAT IN THE UNHOLY **** DO THESE SHORTSTACKERS WANT FROM ME?!?!?!


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Hero (BB): $12.65
UTG: $10.00
UTG+1: $2.00
MP1: $18.70
MP2: $1.25
CO: $10.00
BTN: $9.40
SB: $10.45

UTG+1 posts a big blind ($0.10)

Pre Flop: ($0.25) Hero is BB with A K
1 fold, UTG+1 checks, MP1 calls $0.10, 2 folds, BTN raises to $0.20, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.25, UTG+1 raises to $2 all in, 1 fold, BTN calls $1.80, Hero calls $0.75

Flop: ($6.15) A 9 T (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($6.15) 4 (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero bets $3, BTN folds

River: ($6.15) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $6.15
Hero shows A K (two pair, Aces and Kings)
UTG+1 shows T 7 (a flush, Ace high)
UTG+1 wins $5.85
(Rake: $0.30)
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Old 02-24-2009, 03:36 PM   #534
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

Wow, what an incredibly frustrating past couple of days. Normally, the variance doesn't get to me that much... but this sesh.. ****.

At one point was +3BI, end with being -30 bucks.

START the ****ing sesh with KK<AK aipf for like ~64 dollar pot. Great!

END the sesh with flopped straight losing to K high FD all in on flop for ~60 dollar pot. Great!

AA<JQs aipf (but at least I took down a decent side pot)
QQ<JK aipf shortie
JJ<102s aipf (yeah, good one) shortie
Set < dude who hits gs on turn shortie
Threebet with K10 to steal from a reg, unknown flats - flop AJ10, I check behind... turn a 10, we get it in, of course he has AA (which is the TOP of his range.. I'm sure he's stacking off with AK/AQ/AJ as well).

Lost a ****load of flips.

At least I rivered trips with my bottom pair vs a reg and made a 1/6 pot value bet on river! hahaha.

Combine this with me pissing away 5 BI at 100NL the other night (Well, not pissing away, but "slowplayed" the nuts in the wrong spot for dudes to hit two-outters, lost 4 flips for a BI+, blah blah then I tilted a bit), and my mind is pretty ****ed. Gotta love this poker.

At least I won a 18 man 1 dollar s'n'shove and took home 1/5 a BI!

/whine
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Old 02-24-2009, 04:01 PM   #535
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

Most satisfying hand from a rollercoaster session:

Note: Villain is a ******.

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Hero (SB): $53.20
BB: $64.35
UTG: $52.95
UTG+1: $62.50
MP: $70.25
CO: $49.25
BTN: $49.95

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with J A
2 folds, MP calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, MP calls $2

Flop: ($5.50) 4 J 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $3, MP raises to $6, Hero calls $3

Nope, for some reason I doubt you have a set there.

Turn: ($17.50) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $61.75 all in, WTF? Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $44.70 all in

River: ($106.90) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $106.90
Hero shows J A (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
MP mucks A K
Hero wins $103.90
(Rake: $3.00)

I was dead certain villain wasn't playing a set like that, and overpairs were very unlikely from preflop action. I hadn't seen AK played like this before, at least not outside donkaments.
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Old 02-24-2009, 07:25 PM   #536
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

Std right? even vs a uber nit like him.

sigh feel like quitting online pokerzzz and switching to live.

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Hero (BTN): $193.30
FrenchDawg (SB): $134.15
Sanogo18 (BB): $108.80
kev_unlimit (UTG): $103.35
ritalinIV (UTG+1): $21.50
livingod1 (MP1): $109.85
FeARFaCT (MP2): $101.50
morserya66 (CO): $47.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with 9 9
kev_unlimit raises to $3, 4 folds, Hero calls $3, FrenchDawg calls $2.50, Sanogo18 calls $2

Flop: ($12.00) 9 K A (4 players)
FrenchDawg checks, Sanogo18 checks, kev_unlimit bets $9, Hero raises to $31, FrenchDawg folds, Sanogo18 folds, kev_unlimit raises to $100.35 all in, Hero calls $69.35

Turn: ($212.70) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($212.70) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
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Old 02-24-2009, 08:04 PM   #537
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

TPTK against a short-stacking drooler? Time to hop the express train to Valuetown!

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BB: $27.40
UTG: $26.35
Hero (UTG+1): $25.00
UTG+2: $61.55
MP1: $25.00
MP2: $17.30
CO: $7.65
BTN: $9.40
SB: $5.35

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG+1 with K A
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.85, 3 folds, CO calls $0.85, 3 folds

Flop: ($2.05) 9 A 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.50, CO calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.05) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $4, CO calls $4

River: ($13.05) J (2 players)
Hero bets $2, CO calls $1.30 all in

Spoiler:
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Old 02-24-2009, 08:11 PM   #538
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

I am getting so sick of all this bs
Somebody should have told me that flopping a set = losing my stack

(and yes, I know I could have played the hands differently, I don't give a ***)


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MP2: $20.00
CO: $135.15
BTN: $99.30
SB: $135.50
BB: $20.00
UTG: $20.40
UTG+1: $17.00
Hero (UTG+2): $100.35
MP1: $93.15

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG+2 with 2 2
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, Hero calls $1, MP1 raises to $6, 6 folds, Hero calls $5

Flop: ($14.50) 4 2 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $12, Hero raises to $29, MP1 calls $17

Turn: ($72.50) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $58.15 all in, Hero calls $58.15

River: ($188.80) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $188.80
Hero shows 2 2 (a straight, Deuce to Six)
MP1 shows 7 A (a straight, Three to Seven)
MP1 wins $185.80
(Rake: $3.00)



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BB: $152.50
UTG: $70.55
UTG+1: $107.80
Hero (UTG+2): $103.65
MP1: $105.10
MP2: $18.85
CO: $54.05
BTN: $77.40
SB: $174.75

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG+2 with 5 5
UTG calls $1, UTG+1 raises to $4, Hero calls $4, 6 folds, UTG calls $3

Flop: ($13.50) 6 T 5 (3 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $8, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $8

Turn: ($29.50) Q (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $22, UTG+1 raises to $44, Hero raises to $91.65 all in, UTG+1 calls $47.65

River: ($212.80) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $212.80
UTG+1 shows 6 6 (three of a kind, Sixes)
Hero mucks 5 5
UTG+1 wins $209.80
(Rake: $3.00)



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Hero (MP1): $50.00
MP2: $18.80
CO: $13.75
BTN: $50.00
SB: $56.60
BB: $53.95
UTG: $42.60
UTG+1: $66.20

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP1 with 6 6
2 folds, Hero raises to $2, MP2 calls $2, 3 folds, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.25) K 6 8 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4, MP2 calls $4, BB folds

Turn: ($14.25) K (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $3, Hero raises to $13, MP2 calls $9.80 all in

River: ($39.85) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $39.85
Hero shows 6 6 (a full house, Kings full of Sixes)
MP2 shows K A (four of a kind, Kings)
MP2 wins $37.90
(Rake: $1.95)
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Old 02-24-2009, 08:14 PM   #539
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

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Hero (MP1): $50.00
MP2: $18.80
CO: $13.75
BTN: $50.00
SB: $56.60
BB: $53.95
UTG: $42.60
UTG+1: $66.20

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP1 with 6 6
2 folds, Hero raises to $2, MP2 calls $2, 3 folds, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.25) K 6 8 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4, MP2 calls $4, BB folds

Turn: ($14.25) K (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $3, Hero raises to $13, MP2 calls $9.80 all in

River: ($39.85) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $39.85
Hero shows 6 6 (a full house, Kings full of Sixes)
MP2 shows K A (four of a kind, Kings)
MP2 wins $37.90
(Rake: $1.95)
this made me LOL so hard! that happened to me once and i was PISSSSEEED!! better luck next time
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:19 PM   #540
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

What have I done to deserve this???


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UTG: $145.40
UTG+1: $83.30
MP1: $115.25
MP2: $111.75
CO: $38.65
BTN: $115.55
Hero (SB): $100.00
BB: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with 3 3
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $1, MP1 calls $1, MP2 calls $1, 1 fold, BTN calls $1, Hero calls $0.50, BB checks

Flop: ($6.00) Q Q 3 (6 players)
Hero bets $4, BB folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 raises to $12, BTN folds, Hero raises to $34, MP2 raises to $110.75 all in, Hero calls $65 all in

Turn: ($204.00) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($204.00) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $204.00
MP2 shows J Q (a full house, Queens full of Jacks)
Hero shows 3 3 (a full house, Threes full of Queens)
MP2 wins $201.00
(Rake: $3.00)
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:19 PM   #541
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erm, 600 hand session after 3-4 days without poker, got 3 outered from turn to river like crazy and this hand made me just log out. Why didn't i played poker 10 years ago...

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SB: $50.95
Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $9.75
UTG+1: $51.50
MP1: $94.90
MP2: $82.15
CO: $22.85
BTN: $20.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with A 2
6 folds, SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.50, SB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 5 A Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.90, SB calls $1.90

Turn: ($6.80) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($6.80) J (2 players)
SB bets $6, Hero raises to $18, SB raises to $30, Hero calls $12

Final Pot: $66.80
SB shows A Q (a full house, Aces full of Queens)
Hero mucks A 2
SB wins $63.80
(Rake: $3.00)
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Old 02-24-2009, 11:32 PM   #542
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He saved you some money by only re raising your river 12 bucks

If I was him...that's a full on shove there.
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:27 AM   #543
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so this guy was a 4/1/0.5 after 120 hands...

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UTG: $28.05
UTG+1: $25.25
MP1: $9.15
Hero (MP2): $32.60
CO: $32.85
BTN: $27.55
SB: $24.50
BB: $27.90

MP1 posts a big blind ($0.25)

Pre Flop: ($0.60) Hero is MP2 with A A
UTG raises to $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $3.30, 4 folds, UTG calls $2.30

Flop: ($7.20) 4 J T (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $5, UTG calls $5

Turn: ($17.20) A (2 players)
UTG bets $19.75 all in, Hero calls $19.75

River: ($56.70) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $56.70
UTG shows K Q (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero mucks A A
UTG wins $53.95
(Rake: $2.75)

i bet im the most unlucky F here, no doubt about that. A 4/1/0.5 openraising KQs WTF

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Old 02-25-2009, 12:43 AM   #544
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stats lie (at least until over ~2k hands)
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:45 AM   #545
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yeah, you're obv good enough to fold here.
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:26 AM   #546
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

The table didn't have one vpip over 15... So I was trying out some LAG... And this happened. Oh, and no laughing at 5nl. I'm trying.

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MP1: $5.09
Hero (MP2): $6.17
CO: $10.04
BTN: $1.39
SB: $2.00
BB: $5.00
UTG: $10.70
UTG+1: $5.77

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP2 with 5 6
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.20, 3 folds, BB raises to $0.45, Hero calls $0.25

Flop: ($0.92) 9 K 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.50, BB raises to $1.40,

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Old 02-25-2009, 04:39 AM   #547
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

**** OFF

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BTN: $33.25
SB: $24.05
Hero (BB): $28.90
UTG: $4.55
UTG+1: $5.35
MP1: $15.05
MP2: $48.20
CO: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 3 Q
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.25, 3 folds, BTN calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.85) 6 Q T (3 players)
Hero bets $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50

Turn: ($2.35) 6 (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, BTN checks

River: ($2.35) Q (3 players)
Hero bets $1.20, UTG+1 folds, BTN raises to $20.25, Hero raises to $28.15 all in, BTN calls $7.90

Final Pot: $58.65
BTN shows 6 6 (four of a kind, Sixes)
Hero shows 3 Q (a full house, Queens full of Sixes)
BTN wins $55.75
(Rake: $2.90)

its granted, i have to fold everything but the nuts
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:31 PM   #548
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yayyyy 10nl is gey! i cant even win 1 coinflip against ss'ers. here are just some of the major hands of the last 2 hours :/ f'ing unreal

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MP: $3.65
CO: $5.00
BTN: $8.45
SB: $9.30
Hero (BB): $10.00
UTG: $9.30

CO posts a big blind ($0.10)

Pre Flop: ($0.25) Hero is BB with J J
1 fold, MP calls $0.10, CO raises to $0.40, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.25, 1 fold, CO calls $0.85

Flop: ($2.65) 4 5 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.15, CO raises to $3.75 all in, Hero calls $2.60

Turn: ($10.15) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($10.15) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $10.15
CO shows 4 A (three of a kind, Fours)
Hero shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
CO wins $9.65
(Rake: $0.50)

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 49818
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Hero (MP): $17.35
CO: $10.15
BTN: $10.55
SB: $10.05
BB: $12.55
UTG: $3.00

UTG posts a big blind ($0.10)

Pre Flop: ($0.25) Hero is MP with A K
UTG checks, Hero raises to $0.50, 3 folds, BB calls $0.40, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.15) A T 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1, BB calls $1

Turn: ($3.15) 9 (2 players)
BB bets $1.10, Hero calls $1.10

River: ($5.35) 9 (2 players)
BB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $4, BB raises to $9.95 all in, Hero calls $5.95

Final Pot: $25.25
Hero mucks A K
BB shows A A (a full house, Aces full of Nines)
BB wins $24.00
(Rake: $1.25)


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 49819
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CO: $11.55
BTN: $11.25
Hero (SB): $14.80
BB: $5.15
UTG: $3.20
MP: $11.55

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with T T
1 fold, MP raises to $0.30, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.25, BB calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.90) 5 T J (3 players)
Hero bets $0.80, BB calls $0.80, MP calls $0.80

Turn: ($3.30) K (3 players)
Hero bets $2.10, BB raises to $4.05 all in, MP calls $4.05, Hero calls $1.95

River: ($15.45) 2 (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero bets $7, MP calls $6.40 all in

Final Pot: $28.25
Hero shows T T (three of a kind, Tens)
BB mucks J 4
MP shows Q A (a straight, Ten to Ace)
MP wins $12.20
MP wins $14.70
(Rake: $1.35)


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CO: $10.00
BTN: $10.30
SB: $22.05
Hero (BB): $18.75
UTG: $16.40

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with A A
2 folds, BTN raises to $0.30, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.20, BTN calls $0.90

Flop: ($2.45) Q T K (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BTN calls $2

Turn: ($6.45) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN calls $3

River: ($12.45) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $5, BTN calls $4.10 all in

Final Pot: $20.65
BTN shows T T (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
BTN wins $19.65
(Rake: $1.00)



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BTN: $10.15
SB: $10.00
BB: $9.00
UTG: $11.90
MP: $3.60
Hero (CO): $10.65

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with K A
UTG raises to $0.30, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.30, BTN calls $0.30, 2 folds

Flop: ($1.05) Q A 5 (3 players)
UTG bets $0.70, Hero calls $0.70, BTN folds

Turn: ($2.45) 8 (2 players)
UTG bets $2, Hero calls $2

River: ($6.45) T (2 players)
UTG bets $5, Hero calls $5

Final Pot: $16.45
UTG shows A Q (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Hero mucks K A
UTG wins $15.65
(Rake: $0.80)


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BB: $6.85
UTG: $11.45
MP: $20.50
CO: $2.55
Hero (BTN): $10.60
SB: $18.55

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with 5 6
2 folds, CO raises to $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, 1 fold, BB calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.95) 7 9 5 (3 players)
BB bets $1, CO folds, Hero raises to $8, BB calls $5.55 all in

Turn: ($14.05) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($14.05) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $14.05
BB shows Q 2 (a flush, Queen high)
Hero mucks 5 6
BB wins $13.35
(Rake: $0.70)



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MP: $8.35
Hero (CO): $14.85
BTN: $5.60
SB: $22.55
BB: $10.00
UTG: $10.25

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with 8 T
UTG raises to $0.40, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.40, 1 fold, SB calls $0.35, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.30) T T 7 (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $0.85, Hero raises to $2.20, SB folds, UTG calls $1.35

Turn: ($5.70) J (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

River: ($5.70) Q (2 players)
UTG bets $3.10, Hero calls $3.10

Final Pot: $11.90
Hero mucks 8 T
UTG shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Tens)
UTG wins $11.35
(Rake: $0.55)


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BB: $13.85
UTG: $15.80
MP: $16.20
CO: $5.45
Hero (BTN): $12.60
SB: $18.30

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with T 7
2 folds, CO calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, BB calls $0.30, CO calls $0.30

Flop: ($1.25) J 2 8 (3 players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($1.25) Q (3 players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $1, BB calls $1, CO folds

River: ($3.25) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3, BB calls $3

Final Pot: $9.25
BB shows 2 T (two pair, Jacks and Deuces)
Hero shows T 7 (a pair of Jacks)
BB wins $8.80
(Rake: $0.45)


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SB: $17.00
BB: $10.00
UTG: $18.95
MP: $10.15
Hero (CO): $19.85
BTN: $12.50

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with 7 6
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, SB calls $0.35, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.90) 2 4 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($0.90) 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($0.90) 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1, SB raises to $3.80, Hero calls $2.80

Final Pot: $8.50
SB shows 3 3 (a full house, Threes full of Deuces)
Hero mucks 7 6
SB wins $8.10
(Rake: $0.40)


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 49828
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BTN: $10.10
SB: $5.65
BB: $10.55
UTG: $3.85
Hero (CO): $10.30

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with A 7
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, SB calls $0.35, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.90) 5 7 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.70, SB calls $0.70

Turn: ($2.30) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.80, SB calls $1.80

River: ($5.90) J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $5.90
SB shows K 9 (a flush, King high)
Hero mucks A 7
SB wins $5.65
(Rake: $0.25)


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 49830
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Hero (BB): $14.25
UTG: $11.80
MP: $11.20
CO: $9.55
BTN: $8.40
SB: $2.55

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with J J
1 fold, MP raises to $0.30, 2 folds, SB raises to $2.55 all in, Hero calls $2.45, 1 fold

Flop: ($5.40) A K Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($5.40) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($5.40) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $5.40
Hero mucks J J
SB shows A K (two pair, Aces and Kings)
SB wins $5.15
(Rake: $0.25)
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:35 PM   #549
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

Somebody is running hot ! .. (villian, not you)
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:48 PM   #550
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Re: **** Official February Brags, Beats and Variance Thread ****

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yeah, you're obv good enough to fold here.
I would have done the same thing, but I don't see why you're getting mad at a sample size of 120 being inaccurate
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