must be a dumbnit

damn beat....just sick. I would broke something in my room I guess and get chat banned

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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CO: $19.58
BTN: $31.09
SB: $32.34
Hero (BB): $26.44
UTG: $49.74
UTG+1: $17.90
MP1: $21.47
MP2: $28.97

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with J Q
4 folds, CO calls $0.25, 1 fold, SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $1.60, 1 fold, SB calls $1.35

Flop: ($3.45) 5 3 J (2 players)
SB bets $2.75, Hero calls $2.75

Turn: ($8.95) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($8.95) T (2 players)
SB bets $3.50, Hero raises to $12.25, SB calls $8.75

Final Pot: $33.45
SB shows K 9 (a flush, King high)
Hero shows J Q (a flush, Queen high)
SB wins $31.78
(Rake: $1.67)

Nah you got it all wrong.


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 44272
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MP: $24.65
CO: $13.70
BTN: $46.35
SB: $36.45
Hero (BB): $29.30
UTG: $7.05

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 6 J
2 folds, CO calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.60) J 5 J (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $0.25, Hero calls $0.25

Turn: ($1.10) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $1, CO calls $1

River: ($3.10) J (2 players)
Hero bets $27.80 all in, CO calls $12.20 all in

Final Pot: $27.50
CO mucks 3 3
Hero shows 6 J (four of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $26.15
(Rake: $1.35)

It must be something about my name or avatar but my bets get less respect than ANYONES. Im not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing.


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 43318
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MP1: $30.00
MP2: $13.40
CO: $18.65
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $28.30
BB: $24.95
UTG: $26.65
UTG+1: $30.80

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 7 9
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.25, 2 folds, MP1 calls $1

Flop: ($2.85) A T 2 (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $1.50, MP1 calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.85) 3 (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

River: ($5.85) Q (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $5.85
MP1 shows 4 4 (a pair of Fours)
Hero mucks 7 9
MP1 wins $5.60
(Rake: $0.25)

IM MUST BE RODNEY DANGERFIELD!!! NO FREAKIN RESPECT!!!

I don' think there is a way to play this hand anymore terrible. I accidentally posted oop UTG+1...in a fit of mass clicking...then the rest is below...

Pokerstars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players - View hand 44361
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MP: $56.15
CO: $65.85
BTN: $49.50
SB: $45.45
BB: $49.50
UTG: $26.30
Hero (UTG+1): $50.00

Hero posts a big blind ($0.50)

Pre Flop: ($1.25) Hero is UTG+1 with Q Q
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, BTN raises to $6, 2 folds, Hero raises to $25, BTN calls $19

Flop: ($50.75) Q 4 J (2 players)
Hero bets $1.00, BTN raises to $24.50, Hero calls $23.50

Turn: ($99.75) 2 (2 players)

River: ($99.75) 8 (2 players)

Final Pot: $99.75
Hero shows Q Q
Hero wins $96.75
(Rake: $3.00)

Edit...didn't show villian for some reason...he had AA.

Also, I thought he was just picking on me for posting out of position with the raise.

Serves you right for set mining with 20BB

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 44378
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MP1: $4.55
MP2: $5.35
CO: $25.00
BTN: $5.25
SB: $21.10
Hero (BB): $25.70
UTG: $20.95
UTG+1: $48.60

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with A A
5 folds, BTN calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.25, BTN calls $1

Flop: ($2.60) K Q 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BTN raises to $4 all in, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($10.60) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($10.60) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $10.60
BTN mucks 6 6
Hero shows A A (a flush, Ace high)
Hero wins $10.10
(Rake: $0.50)

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After losing a buy in at the start of the session, i grind all the way back to just about even... and then this donkey playing 21/7 gets it in.... azdgdfugsdugbhu

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Hold'em - 7 players - View hand 44419
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MP: $5.90
CO: $13.20
Hero (BTN): $37.55
SB: $35.45
BB: $26.90
UTG: $4.70
UTG+1: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 8 8
4 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.60) 8 T 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.25, BB raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $6.75, BB raises to $15, Hero raises to $36.80 all in, BB calls $11.15 all in

Turn: ($53.90) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($53.90) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $53.90
Hero mucks 8 8
BB shows 9 K (a straight, Seven to Jack)
BB wins $51.25
(Rake: $2.65)

**** you villain

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 44422
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MP1: $98.35
MP2: $112.20
CO: $113.00
Hero (BTN): $113.85
SB: $238.35
BB: $100.00
UTG: $101.50
UTG+1: $45.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with A J
2 folds, MP1 calls $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5, SB calls $4.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($12.00) J 6 J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7.50, SB raises to $17, Hero calls $9.50

Turn: ($46.00) 2 (2 players)
SB bets $34, Hero calls $34

River: ($114.00) K (2 players)
SB bets $61, Hero calls $57.85 all in

Final Pot: $229.70
Hero mucks A J
SB shows 2 2 (a full house, Deuces full of Jacks)
SB wins $226.70
(Rake: $3.00)

there is no way you flatcall the flop. raise. to like 7 and call a shove

Nah. This is how you play quads:

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 43920
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BTN: $11.75
SB: $25.50
BB: $25.00
UTG: $11.05
UTG+1: $25.00
Hero (UTG+2): $36.45
MP1: $19.55
MP2: $27.05
CO: $10.65

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG+2 with 8 8
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.75, MP1 calls $0.75, 4 folds, BB calls $0.50, UTG calls $0.50

Flop: ($3.10) 8 8 9 (4 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $1, Hero calls $1, MP1 raises to $3, BB folds, UTG calls $2, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($12.10) J (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks, MP1 bets $5, UTG raises to $7.30 all in, Hero raises to $32.70 all in, MP1 calls $10.80 all in

River: ($51.00) K (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $51.00
UTG mucks Q J
Hero shows 8 8 (four of a kind, Eights)
MP1 shows A A (two pair, Aces and Eights)
Hero wins $16.15
Hero wins $32.35
(Rake: $2.50)

^^

No, this is 2 stupid villians who are calling with any 2 cards and want to be stupidly tricky pre flop

Agree. They both deserve to lose their full stacks. One for limping with QJo from UTG and second one for not rerasing aces PF.

yeah well i dont against villain

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 44597
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BTN: $31.10
SB: $24.85
BB: $24.70
UTG: $6.80
Hero (CO): $27.70

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with 5 5
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, SB calls $0.65, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($2.25) 5 4 J (3 players)
SB bets $0.50, BB calls $0.50, Hero folds

Turn: ($3.25) K (2 players)
SB bets $0.50, BB calls $0.50

River: ($4.25) 4 (2 players)
SB bets $0.75, BB folds

I lol'd so hard, dude was running 83/1/3.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 44598
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BTN: $5.40
SB: $25.00
BB: $6.50
UTG: $27.70
UTG+1: $9.70
UTG+2: $9.25
Hero (MP1): $28.05
MP2: $5.35
CO: $23.65

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP1 with 8 8
UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.25, 3 folds, SB calls $0.15, BB raises to $1, UTG calls $0.75, Hero calls $0.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.25) 5 8 2 (3 players)
BB bets $2, UTG raises to $9.10, Hero raises to $27.05 all in, BB calls $3.50 all in, UTG calls $17.60 all in

Turn: ($62.15) 6 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($62.15) 7 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $62.15
BB mucks K K
UTG shows Q 9 (a straight, Five to Nine)
Hero mucks 8 8
UTG wins $40.35
UTG wins $18.80
(Rake: $3.00)

LOL dude. So sad.

Ok, this was a hand from my last session, played this like 10 minutes ago. Villain seemed to be a reg, he was playing tight you know, and he was multitabling, he was at one of my other tables too. Sothen he reraised and I just knew he had something nice, then he after the flop I knew he was holding a premiumpair. I'm like keep charging me budy
I so so trapped this dude XD like so bad, I'm sure he thought I was just one of the fish (well I am but still )

Party Poker $5 No Limit Hold'em - 10 players - View hand 44633
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BTN: $4.83
SB: $2.07
BB: $9.99
UTG: $5.36
UTG+1: $5.00
UTG+2: $1.72
MP1: $2.58
MP2: $2.17
MP3: $5.38
Hero (CO): $7.38

Pre Flop: ($0.06) Hero is CO with A A
6 folds, Hero raises to $0.08, 2 folds, BB raises to $0.24, Hero calls $0.16

Flop: ($0.50) 4 3 4 (2 players)
BB bets $0.36, Hero calls $0.36

Turn: ($1.22) 6 (2 players)
BB bets $0.87, Hero calls $0.87

River: ($2.96) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $2.11, Hero raises to $5.91 all in, BB calls $3.80

Final Pot: $14.78
BB shows J J (two pairs, Jacks and Fours)
Hero shows A A (two pairs, Aces and Fours)
Hero wins $14.05
(Rake: $0.73)

lol, nice pot btw, too bad you didnt take it down

He has overcards pele, if he hits he beats your ass!

Btw:
If they are folding every hand after this one when you bet pre flop, or they leave table instantly
They are very bad players but ashamed of the way they played the hand against you

gotta love the bluff catchers, becuase obv AK is the only thing in my range here.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 44670
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Hero (CO): $56.75
BTN: $45.95
SB: $42.05
BB: $51.00
UTG: $57.80
UTG+1: $49.70
UTG+2: $24.10
MP1: $50.00
MP2: $107.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with A K
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.50, 3 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls $3

Flop: ($9.75) 6 8 6 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $6, UTG+1 calls $6

Turn: ($21.75) Q (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

River: ($21.75) 9 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $21.75
Hero mucks A K
UTG+1 shows 4 4 (two pair, Sixes and Fours)
UTG+1 wins $20.70
(Rake: $1.05)

Why didn't you use the Q?

Uberdonk had recently called my c-bet OOP, and then bet large on river after I checked the turn, forcing me to fold. I thought that same line might pay benefits here:

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 44737
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BTN: $15.25
SB: $13.40
BB: $14.40
UTG: $15.85
UTG+1: $20.30
UTG+2: $37.35
MP1: $8.10
MP2: $7.45
Hero (CO): $21.05

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with Q K
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.25, 1 fold, MP1 calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.35, 2 folds, BB calls $1.10, UTG+1 calls $1.10, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.40) 2 K K (3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $3, BB folds, UTG+1 calls $3

Turn: ($10.40) 4 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

River: ($10.40) Q (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $7, Hero raises to $16.70 all in, UTG+1 calls $8.95 all in

This hand cracked me up. My first hand at the table, so I didn't yet realize the utter donkishness of villian.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 44740
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MP1: $16.35
MP2: $21.80
Hero (CO): $25.00
BTN: $14.30
SB: $29.30
BB: $18.75
UTG: $5.65
UTG+1: $5.00

Hero posts a big blind ($0.25)

Pre Flop: ($0.60) Hero is CO with A Q
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, MP2 calls $1

Flop: ($2.85) 6 8 4 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $2, MP2 calls $2

Turn: ($6.85) K (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks

River: ($6.85) 4 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks

Hit a set... AND THIS IS THE BOARD I GET?! Thanks Stars! This should have been shippaments on the flop and look at this ****. Ugh.


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 44796
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UTG: $37.75
UTG+1: $4.00
MP1: $8.00
MP2: $24.00
CO: $27.60
BTN: $16.60
Hero (SB): $27.05
BB: $25.30

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with 8 8
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.15, BB checks

Flop: ($1.00) 8 6 7 (4 players)
Hero bets $1, BB calls $1, MP2 folds, BTN folds

Turn: ($3.00) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BB calls $2

River: ($7.00) J (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Final Pot: $7.00
Hero shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
BB mucks 6 6
Hero wins $6.70
(Rake: $0.30)

Gotta love friday nights.

I obv had AK
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 44818
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CO: $50.15
BTN: $36.00
SB: $50.90
BB: $33.25
UTG: $51.55
Hero (UTG+1): $50.00
MP1: $10.00
MP2: $49.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+1 with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 3 folds, BTN calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 4 8 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN calls $3

Turn: ($10.75) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $9.50, BTN calls $9.50

River: ($29.75) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $21.50, BTN calls $21.50 all in

Final Pot: $72.75
BTN mucks 3 3
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins $69.75
(Rake: $3.00)