[x] head asplode

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 30943
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UTG+2: $25.00
MP1: $58.40
MP2: $57.00
CO: $38.80
BTN: $47.90
SB: $14.15
Hero (BB): $50.20
UTG: $40.35
UTG+1: $80.80

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 5 5
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.25, 5 folds, SB calls $1, Hero calls $0.75

Flop: ($3.75) T 5 T (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

Turn: ($3.75) J (3 players)
SB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $4, UTG+1 calls $4, SB folds

River: ($13.25) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $7, UTG+1 raises to $28, Hero raises to $44.95 all in, UTG+1 calls $16.95

Final Pot: $103.15
Hero shows 5 5 (four of a kind, Fives)
UTG+1 shows T T (four of a kind, Tens)
UTG+1 wins $100.15
(Rake: $3.00)

DEK that is sickening.

Holy crap, you win the internet.

And I'm not down with people being like "sorry" after they win a hand like that - you're NOT ****ing sorry - don't patronize me please.

I never get paid when I hit quads....

Because you basically need someone to have the 2nd nuts.

was bluffed out of a 3bet pot, but then i shipped 125 back up to BE lmfao

eh....that was my beat...I never get paid when I have quads. I have been paid and I do know that you need someone to triple barrel bluff or have 2nd nuts.

I'd much rather hit a set than hit quads actually

sat down at a table, first thing I see is a total lolwtf hand

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players - View hand 30963
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BTN: $26.15
SB: $14.00
BB: $3.20
CO: $15.90

Pre Flop: ($0.35)
CO calls $0.25, 1 fold, SB calls $0.15, BB checks

Flop: ($0.75) 3 6 J (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $2.95 all in, CO calls $2.95, SB folds

Turn: ($6.65) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($6.65) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $6.65
BB shows 2 9 (a pair of Sixes)
BB wins $6.35
(Rake: $0.30)

[x] head asplode

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players - View hand 30968
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UTG+1: $40.45
MP: $8.00
CO: $67.65
BTN: $44.80
SB: $9.75
Hero (BB): $54.20
UTG: $49.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 7 7
3 folds, CO raises to $2, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.25) 7 4 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $3, Hero raises to $8, CO calls $5

Turn: ($20.25) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: ($20.25) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $10, CO raises to $26, Hero raises to $44.20 all in, CO calls $18.20

Final Pot: $108.65
CO mucks Q 9
Hero shows 7 7 (four of a kind, Sevens)
Hero wins $105.65
(Rake: $3.00)

LOL

Cool bluff here, I timebanked it on the flop and decided to play it like I hit a flush provided club falls on the turn. MP is running 62/10 over 60 hands.


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players - View hand 30972
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CO: $101.60
BTN: $47.25
SB: $12.50
BB: $50.00
Hero (UTG): $58.70
UTG+1: $78.60
MP: $57.45

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with J J
Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, MP calls $2, 2 folds, SB calls $1.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($6.50) K 7 6 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.50, MP raises to $10, SB folds, Hero calls $5.50

Turn: ($26.50) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $12, Hero raises to $46.70 all in, MP folds

Final Pot: $50.50
Hero mucks J J
Hero wins $48.05
(Rake: $2.45)

You guys can hate on that one I posted just above, I actually have mixed feelings on my play there. Kinda spewy tbh.

you are just one heck of a soul reader..

I really didn't have a plan for the hand until he raised the flop, I didn't think he would be raising draws there, so I was actually putting him on a K. I decided to flat his flop raise (after timebanking) then ck-shove any club turn and rep the flush, its a high variance play as I will get looked up by alot of hands that are ahead of me... AK with Ac most likely.

well, if you like rolercoasters you should play a High variance game haha

lol thats why I have 10 buy in up and downswings

Ugh, yeah I don't like your play at all there.

Some how I think I play a high variance game and I hate it!

No limit is a high variance game itself, you don't have to make it even higher

A funny hand from this session:


Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 31145
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CO: $4.65
BTN: $63.55
Hero (SB): $30.35
BB: $40.35
UTG: $23.90
UTG+1: $4.90
MP1: $35.65
MP2: $4.40

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with K K
2 folds, MP1 raises to $1, 3 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, 1 fold, MP1 calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.25) 9 4 Q (2 players)
Hero bets $5.25, MP1 raises to $32.15 all in, Hero calls $21.60 all in

Turn: ($60.95) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($60.95) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $60.95
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
MP1 shows 9 3 (a pair of Nines)
Hero wins $57.95
(Rake: $3.00)

but this game is so high variance, the fish could easily have 94 here
and after 10 beats like that you feel like you playing bad etc etc, and then you have a normal session where kings actually hold up against 94, and you feel like you are playing good again haha

isn't poker fun?

Ya I know, its pretty spewy for sure.

On another note, get down with the sickness!!!!!


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 31182
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UTG: $56.60
UTG+1: $77.35
MP1: $82.45
MP2: $115.55
CO: $50.00
BTN: $36.60
Hero (SB): $50.25
BB: $57.40

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with K K
6 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4, Hero raises to $14, BB raises to $57.40 all in, Hero calls $36.25 all in

Flop: ($100.50) K 3 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($100.50) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($100.50) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Ah, that's the typical "one time dealer" hand haha

Nice seeing your KK hold too!

haha Yeah, if he showed me 94 it would have been pretty gross

Villain is 85/17 and called me down when I had AK with air hitting a pair of 5's on the river, then bet it. This is a few hands later, clearly he has a soul read on me like no other.


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 31299
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BTN: $10.00
SB: $15.30
Hero (BB): $10.15
UTG: $11.35
UTG+1: $9.85
MP1: $11.80
MP2: $13.05
CO: $10.60

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with K 9
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.10, 4 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.25) 3 8 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks

Turn: ($0.25) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $0.40, Hero raises to $1.50, MP1 calls $1.10

River: ($3.25) T (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks

Final Pot: $3.25
Hero shows K 9 (high card King)
MP1 shows 2 2 (a pair of Deuces)
MP1 wins $3.10
(Rake: $0.15)