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Old 02-09-2009, 10:38 PM   #1551
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Open offer right now for some free coaching, pm me if interested.

Preferably a brew-tard, looking for someone who's marginal to breakeven at 25-50nl, don't bother PM'ing me if you don't go for at least 25k hands a month.

Basically looking to help out for a month or so while I work on my own game (I'm a 200-400nl 6max player, occasionally playing 50-100nl HU)

send PT/HEM stats for the last few month in the PM please.
im going for 25 -30k hands this month.

also ummmm....
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:42 PM   #1552
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We need a good interrogator, someone who's super intimidating.

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Old 02-09-2009, 10:44 PM   #1553
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We need a good interrogator, someone who's super intimidating.
are you watching 24?
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:48 PM   #1554
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I can't be the only one that would love to be that badass?

But wouldn't it be sweet to track down some scammers and send someone to their door?
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:51 PM   #1555
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I can't be the only one that would love to be that badass?
no, you're not, but i don't think there's anybody as badass as jack bauer. i think jack bauer would kick chuck norris' ass.
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:54 PM   #1556
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Open offer right now for some free coaching, pm me if interested.

Preferably a brew-tard, looking for someone who's marginal to breakeven at 25-50nl, don't bother PM'ing me if you don't go for at least 25k hands a month.

Basically looking to help out for a month or so while I work on my own game (I'm a 200-400nl 6max player, occasionally playing 50-100nl HU)

send PT/HEM stats for the last few month in the PM please.
boo discriminating against low volume winning players.
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:56 PM   #1557
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boo discriminating against low volume winning players.
low volume players aren't going to get nearly as much out of this as higher volume players. if he has a choice of who he's going to coach it only makes sense to give it to someone who will make maximal value out of it. otherwise he's just wasting his time.
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:02 PM   #1558
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If I can put in that amount of hands, anyone can.
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:04 PM   #1559
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my first post and i thought i would stop in here to see what's up
hey wait.... do you smoke???
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If I can put in that amount of hands, anyone can.
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:16 PM   #1561
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Just in case anyone wonders if they can put in 25-30k hands, here's a typical week for me:

Monday
9 a.m. wake up
9:30-6? work

Tuesday
9 a.m. wake up
9:30 a.m. - midnight work
12:30 a.m. - 1 a.m. get home (half hour drive)

Wednesday
9 a.m. wake up
9:30-6 work
9 p.m.-2 a.m. home game half hour from work/half hour back to my house)

Thursday
off, put in tons of hands

Friday
Either work 9:30-9 or 5-1:30

Saturday
Work 5-1:30

Sunday
work 5-1

and if you're not following along, back to work 9:30 Monday morning.

When it's all over, it's like 55 hour work weeks + 6 hours of driving. That's 61/128 hours in a week gone for work. Let's say I average 6 hours of sleep/night, that's 42. That leaves like 25 hours/week I have to eat/play poker/visit friends/home game/jerk it/shower/whatever.

I usually cut back on the sleeping hours to hit it. I discovered if you take a multi-vitamin, you're more energetic all day. It's the equivalent of energy shots/drinks, but with no crash.

Come on slackers, play some hands.
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:19 PM   #1562
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what multi-vitamin you take?
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:29 PM   #1563
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dude then gf takes like 40 hours...

... and I work for the DoD and travel 25%, so I can't play that week... at all. PStars on a gov't laptop would kiiiinda jeopardize my jobness.

But yeah, I could put in that many hands if I really really wanted to, I just don't. If I put in 50k hands a year I'm happy.

*edit* you accounted for wanking time, so I don't know if gf argument applies...
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:36 PM   #1564
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what multi-vitamin you take?
Centrum advanced formula. Small sample size, but I went from being exhausted to never hardly being tired in the last 10 days taking this.

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dude then gf takes like 40 hours...

... and I work for the DoD and travel 25%, so I can't play that week... at all. PStars on a gov't laptop would kiiiinda jeopardize my jobness.

But yeah, I could put in that many hands if I really really wanted to, I just don't. If I put in 50k hands a year I'm happy.

*edit* you accounted for wanking time, so I don't know if gf argument applies...
It means I use my secksy time better. Came w/o the cuddle/buy stuff/talk about stupid ****

Get a second laptop. What else are you gonna do in the hotel after work>
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:38 PM   #1565
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In the end, it boils down to what you're happy with. If you like sitting down in free time and playing a couple hours every week, then stick with that. Don't try to be what others are.
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:43 PM   #1566
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you make me look bad. all i do is school and played 7k hands last month lol
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:43 PM   #1567
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im going for 25 -30k hands this month.

also ummmm....
guys he was just on aim but signed off before i could msg him
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:44 PM   #1568
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Open offer right now for some free coaching, pm me if interested.

Preferably a brew-tard, looking for someone who's marginal to breakeven at 25-50nl, don't bother PM'ing me if you don't go for at least 25k hands a month.

Basically looking to help out for a month or so while I work on my own game (I'm a 200-400nl 6max player, occasionally playing 50-100nl HU)

send PT/HEM stats for the last few month in the PM please.
pm sent I dont know if Im really a good candidate for coaching, but id love to do some sweat sessions if your interested in that... been getting over my spew probs (which im pretty sure I have now)
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guys he was just on aim but signed off before i could msg him
Dude, you'll make a great enforcer in our mob.
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:46 PM   #1570
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guys he was just on aim but signed off before i could msg him
This.

Maybe he woke up from a coma?
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:46 PM   #1571
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Open offer right now for some free coaching, pm me if interested.

Preferably a brew-tard, looking for someone who's marginal to breakeven at 25-50nl, don't bother PM'ing me if you don't go for at least 25k hands a month.

Basically looking to help out for a month or so while I work on my own game (I'm a 200-400nl 6max player, occasionally playing 50-100nl HU)

send PT/HEM stats for the last few month in the PM please.
do qualify? i am marginal on all stipulations
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Dude, you'll make a great enforcer in our mob.
ill need rations and ammo
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:47 PM   #1573
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I could find him if I knew what town he lived in and had the time.

I am an insider in his field, imo.
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:47 PM   #1574
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... and I work for the DoD and travel 25%, so I can't play that week... at all. PStars on a gov't laptop would kiiiinda jeopardize my jobness.
Get a personal laptop, and when people ask why you have two just look at them like you thought everyone has two.

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But yeah, I could put in that many hands if I really really wanted to, I just don't. If I put in 50k hands a year I'm happy.
Would you say your goal with poker is more to enjoy it and have a good time as opposed to moving up in stakes as quick as possible?

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*edit* you accounted for wanking time, so I don't know if gf argument applies...
40 hrs of jerking it each week? yah that sounds about right
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:48 PM   #1575
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You always tell the best fight stories! Teach me to be a badass.
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