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Old 02-26-2009, 04:05 AM   #5001
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Heard an absolutely hilarious quote today.

Me and a buddy are eating breakfast while waiting to head to our next class. A buddy of my friends comes up and sits down,starts talking, etc. etc.

Apparently this friends dad is going to Kuwait sometime soon and friend D emerges. D says "dude, isn't the the capital of Kuwait Kuwait?" and sits back like he has shed some kind of light on us.

I am studying for a test so I think nothing but then friend C says "um yeah dude, not that surprising, I mean, New York, New York?!?!?" and sat back like he made friend D feel like a dumbass.

@ this point I almost burst into laughter. Was I wrong for letting this guy (and everyone else) think NYC is the capital of New York?
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:08 AM   #5002
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yo mossy, details on your journalism thing plz
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:11 AM   #5003
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I got some good value here but in hindsight I might've been too passive in this hand. Was vs 18/12 reg's UTG range so I was a little bit hesitant since I had like the 4th nuts and it was 150BB stacks.

Some quick thoughts on this hand please?

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 50419
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $100.25
SB: $35.55
BB: $66.15
UTG: $73.75
MP: $57.05
CO: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 4 4
UTG raises to $2, 2 folds, Hero calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($4.75) A K 4 (2 players)
UTG bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

Turn: ($11.75) A (2 players)
UTG bets $7, Hero calls $7

River: ($25.75) T (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $19, UTG calls $19

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Old 02-26-2009, 04:11 AM   #5004
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wow, just shat myself, thought i only had one ball, but the other was just hiding. scary ****
ummmm... where was it hiding? and did shatting yourself make it easier or harder to find?

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I think March is gonna be awesome.
qfmft. cant wait for it to start
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:18 AM   #5005
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**** you guys and your laptops + 24s, I'm a gonna go hav a shower, power nap and grind till morning.

PS: still doin' your sleep thing hennerz?
I've adapted it to suit the needs of a 19 year old at uni, so basically now i have 2 naps and one short core sleep, but it's like 6 hours total compared to 2 hours that the other one was. i think it's probs not worth the stress/annoyance of the shorter schedule u see.
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:18 AM   #5006
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You have to raise that flop winnar. You only really rep 44 as a made hand when you raise, maybe A4s, compared with all the draws and spazzy air. As played I'd overbet the river.
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:22 AM   #5007
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yo mossy, details on your journalism thing plz
He didn't give any feedback yet, he will prob send some over my e-mail soon.
I'm aiming for a B...he's old and wants everyone to like him lol so ill be ok
Postin from my phone in bed I'm such a 2+2 addict gnight
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:23 AM   #5008
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ummmm... where was it hiding? and did shatting yourself make it easier or harder to find?
i had been on my back and i guess it had been slightly pushed in to the gap between the bit of cartilage(?) tht runs from the top of ur sack to the arse and my upper thigh. I moved on to my stomach and went for an itch, as you do, to only find one hanging! i proceeded to panic a little, thinking jeez where did i leave my left bollock?! only for it to just drop out the little space a second later when i moved about a little.

true story
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:25 AM   #5009
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Postin from my laptop in bed I'm such a 2+2 addict gnight
FYP4Me

Going for a little nap now. I need to be fresh as I have to go from Silver star to gold star 2day/2mo
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:26 AM   #5010
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daaaamn, this story absolutely made my night lol
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:26 AM   #5011
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FYP4Me

Going for a little nap now. I need to be fresh as I have to go from Silver star to gold star 2day/2mo
how much do you need?
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:27 AM   #5012
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He didn't give any feedback yet, he will prob send some over my e-mail soon.
I'm aiming for a B...he's old and wants everyone to like him lol so ill be ok
Postin from my phone in bed I'm such a 2+2 addict gnight
nice. i hope you didn't use any part of my suggestion, it was atrocious lol
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:30 AM   #5013
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I need 3500 for platinum, what's that about 15k hands at 50nl? I asked you b4 duncan and forgot =(
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:31 AM   #5014
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yeah something like that. i think you get like ~.2vpp/hand at 50nl
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:32 AM   #5015
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hoooooly **** i've just been invited to 9 different facebook groups by some random chick who added me like a week ago. that's a bit annoying

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Old 02-26-2009, 04:35 AM   #5016
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Argh idk if I can hit that volume. I have a bunch of free time tomorrow but not fri/sat. Maybe if I can get 7.5k in tomorrow.
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:36 AM   #5017
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yeah im trying to figure out if i want to play the final 22k or so hands i am short of 100k this month or just play whenever and shoot for like 150k next month
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:37 AM   #5018
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I have 26 pending friend requests lol if I'm not sure who you are you sit there forever
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:37 AM   #5019
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platinum is going to be sooooo easy for you next month mossy
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:39 AM   #5020
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popular guy lol. i tend to just add anybody and this chick had like two mutual friends with me so i was like "sweet, pad my number of friends imo." going to be more strict in the future
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:39 AM   #5021
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Oh man short of 100k sick life FPP pro...

J/k night
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:39 AM   #5022
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im exhausted and need my 10 hrs of sleep folks

night brew
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:40 AM   #5023
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Oh man short of 100k sick life FPP pro...

J/k night
lol i always wanted to be a pro at something
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:42 AM   #5024
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Yeah I know but I wonder if its worth the extra .5 fpp during the month of march? Idk depends on my volume tomorrow
Now I sound like the fpp pro
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Old 02-26-2009, 05:48 AM   #5025
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im exhausted and need my 10 hrs of sleep folks

night brew
I has had that, and goin back for more soon imo. Feeling sooooooo much better!
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