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Old 02-20-2009, 02:21 PM   #3676
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Found this in the STTF thread. Very funny.

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HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
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> Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:27 PM   #3677
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you musta gotten Tracy's DICK?!?!?
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:43 PM   #3678
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Driving down to ecu atm for my last weekend of hockey (playoffs)
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:43 PM   #3679
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Found this in the STTF thread. Very funny.
thanks for posting that. awesome
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:44 PM   #3680
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Driving down to ecu atm for my last weekend of hockey (playoffs)
GL!
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:49 PM   #3681
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GL!
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:52 PM   #3682
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Driving down to ecu atm for my last weekend of hockey (playoffs)
gl hawk
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:56 PM   #3683
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i rolled into my business class today and found out i had a test. it was a VERY late night last night and needless to say i did no prepare at all hahahah
Did you burn the book this time?
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Old 02-20-2009, 03:25 PM   #3684
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wee slept 8hrs first time in forever

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nevermind. request last day of play from stars they only sent 200hands. not sure why... I just logged a 10k+ hand session
good job dude keep it up

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gl bro
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Old 02-20-2009, 03:42 PM   #3685
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slimfandango (Observer): wot are the rule to this game
plis
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Old 02-20-2009, 03:43 PM   #3686
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conspire, Dr. Pepper! do you want one?
HoLLa at yo boy
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Old 02-20-2009, 03:45 PM   #3687
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Old 02-20-2009, 04:06 PM   #3688
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mornin brew!

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i'm going to beat you today

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Old 02-20-2009, 04:12 PM   #3689
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my cool is so kool, my smooth is so smooooth
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Old 02-20-2009, 04:16 PM   #3690
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you musta gotten Tracy's DICK?!?!?
no. altho kari and ciara tried to teach her how to grind and booty dance. she made an attempt and it ended up that given her limp/short leg, that when she tried such a move it looked more like tha stanky leg rather then n e sort of booty dancing.

also... kari was grinding on uhnker (for 5 bucks obv). this lead to him getting a little over confident which led to him drinking 7 sky mini shooters in about 10 mins. this lead to him being HAMMERED 30 mins from then. we drug him out to the car and the dude who came with him drove them home.

well... we get a call about 30mins later and it is uhnker's friend saying that they got to his house and when he opened the door uhnker fell out and was completely passed out on the side of the road. (uhnker is about 6'5" and weighs 350lbs or so. his friend was 6'0" and weighed 190). needless to say he was unable to get him up and into the house. so he had to go inside and wake up uhnker's dad. they still were unable to get him in the house so they had to call 911 and an ambulance came and they took him to the hospital. so he got an iv n **** and is starting to feel better


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Driving down to ecu atm for my last weekend of hockey (playoffs)
gogogogog. score some goals and win some games

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Did you burn the book this time?
no unfortunately i didnt get to burn that one yet
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Old 02-20-2009, 04:46 PM   #3691
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Does anyone know if there's a way to breakdown a large file of hand histories in HEM to import smaller individual files rather than a super large one? I got a link to a stars database query and the file is really huge, I'm just wondering if there's a way to break it into intervals so my comp isn't tied up 2-3 hours.
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Ugh. We were reviewing for my exam today in my Micro class and of course I donked it up and left my phone/alarm in the other room and overslept.
Bleh, so sick of school. Have a test in 45 minutes I haven't really studied for and had a paper due today that I decided to wait til this morning to finish. Second semester senior and so sick of school. Obv played a few hours of poker last night in place of studying, i hope it pays off!
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:05 PM   #3693
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Bleh, so sick of school. Have a test in 45 minutes I haven't really studied for and had a paper due today that I decided to wait til this morning to finish. Second semester senior and so sick of school. Obv played a few hours of poker last night in place of studying, i hope it pays off!
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Ugh. We were reviewing for my exam today in my Micro class and of course I donked it up and left my phone/alarm in the other room and overslept.
i fridays off
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:27 PM   #3694
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i fridays off
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i heart years off
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:44 PM   #3696
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i heart years off

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this

you beat me to it...
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<-- is taking shots(at poker)
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