Sick score thac, someone told me that's 2 tournies u went deep in recently?

*yawn* night brew

So the microstakes limit HE "coaching" session is now over. I now remember why I switched to NL. Having top two pair IP on a QJ56 turn where there is no possible way to bet enough to deny any of the other three players in the pot the odds to draw makes me want to hit my head with a brick. At the very least the poker gods were kind enough to do a decent job of making sure that the actual run of cards lined up with my advice as opposed to actively contradicting it. It's hard enough to explain why you can't open with 86s UTG to an inexperienced player under the best of circumstances, let alone when the draws keep hitting every time they fold it.

http://www.officialpokerrankings.com...15303.html?t=2

Gentlemen, what's better value, 33% RB on Cake or clearing the $600 deposit bonus on FT along with the 27% RB? Playing NL50 btw.

your probably best posting in the zoo (internet gambling forums) they know everything about bonuses etc

this site is too much fun imo

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090224060110224

Then you're out of your mind if you think that you should need to make adjustments based on losing 2 bi.

I mean yeah, after every pot I lose I try to think if I played it well, but I'll be damned if I'm going to give it a second thought just because I lose another.

Well I've met my quota for trolling in the Brew this month, I thought I wasn't going to make it, fortunately I know how to step up my game when it counts.

In other news, just watched Slumdog Millionaire. It was okay, but seriously, that is all it was. Did not live up to the hype at all imo.

+1 FOR SLUMDOG, obv I have not yet trolled enough LOL

OMFG, awesome

lmfao this is ridiculous and would never happen to me. how do you not tell that teacher off at least?

omfg i just fell in love with country singer miranda lambert

anyone know who this girl is? i need to find a strand of her hair for cloning

^^^ Forehead is too high

oh hai miranda..

man I was just goin' thru some old music listening to silverchair anthem about the year 2000 doesn't seem to long ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTM5cDIESrY

nit

your too high

and your bear is turning around and around and is too high. and too brown. f u. LOL
I do her if you dont want.

dawade vs Phil Hellmuth

what did your dad say when you told him you were gay?

basically

click a mouse and win a house imo

He said "It's a pity my forehead is too high"

fancy a prop bet warriors finish higher then tigers after this season? (including playoffs)