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HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
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> The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
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> The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it
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> we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
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> Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
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> Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
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> cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or
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> One student, however, wrote the following:
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> First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
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> and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume
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> souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at
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> the different religions that exist in the world today.
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> Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
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> religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of
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> these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we
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> rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
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> exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell
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> because Boyle 's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure
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> 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
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> If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
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> and has already frozen over! The corollary of this theory is that since Hell
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> has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls
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> and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the
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> existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
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> THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
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02-20-2009 , 02:27 PM

#3677

BevillTheDevil

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kaz2107

i rolled into my business class today and found out i had a test. it was a VERY late night last night and needless to say i did no prepare at all hahahah

you musta gotten Tracy's DICK?!?!?

02-20-2009 , 02:43 PM

#3678

hockeyav

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Driving down to ecu atm for my last weekend of hockey (playoffs)

02-20-2009 , 02:43 PM

#3679

bigacsiga

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dawade

Found this in the STTF thread. Very funny.

thanks for posting that. awesome

02-20-2009 , 02:44 PM

#3680

thac

Strummin' along

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 46,655

Quote:

Originally Posted by hockeyav

Driving down to ecu atm for my last weekend of hockey (playoffs)

GL!

02-20-2009 , 02:49 PM

#3681

fopah

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Quote:

Originally Posted by hockeyav

Driving down to ecu atm for my last weekend of hockey (playoffs)

GL!

02-20-2009 , 02:52 PM

#3682

MillimeterPeter

Ring Bear

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 5,056

Quote:

Originally Posted by hockeyav

Driving down to ecu atm for my last weekend of hockey (playoffs)

gl hawk

02-20-2009 , 02:56 PM

#3683

udbrky

Formerly known as udbrky

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 28,908

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaz2107

i rolled into my business class today and found out i had a test. it was a VERY late night last night and needless to say i did no prepare at all hahahah

Did you burn the book this time?

02-20-2009 , 03:25 PM

#3684

mrmossy84

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wee slept 8hrs first time in forever

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigacsiga

nevermind. request last day of play from stars they only sent 200hands. not sure why... I just logged a 10k+ hand session

good job dude keep it up

Quote:

Originally Posted by hockeyav

Driving down to ecu atm for my last weekend of hockey (playoffs)

gl bro

02-20-2009 , 03:42 PM

#3685

LetMeLive

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slimfandango (Observer): wot are the rule to this game
plis

02-20-2009 , 03:43 PM

#3686

Conspire

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LetMeLive

conspire, Dr. Pepper! do you want one?

HoLLa at yo boy

02-20-2009 , 03:45 PM

#3687

fozzy71

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Quote:

You have won (£500,000.00)Pounds in the MSN Lottery 2009,Contact Mr Terry
Martins with the follow details.

(1)Your Full Name ......... (2)Contact Address....... (3)Telephone....... (4)Occupations........(5)Country.......(6)Age..... .Sex.......(7)Marital Status.......

02-20-2009 , 04:06 PM

#3688

d_smith77

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mornin brew!

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigacsiga

I just logged a 10k+ hand session

i'm going to beat you today

Last edited by d_smith77; 02-20-2009 at 04:06 PM. Reason: if games are good and i feel like it etc :)

02-20-2009 , 04:12 PM

#3689

Conspire

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my cool is so kool, my smooth is so smooooth

02-20-2009 , 04:16 PM

#3690

kaz2107

Jumpman HOLLA!

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 8,857

Quote:

Originally Posted by BevillTheDevil

you musta gotten Tracy's DICK?!?!?

no. altho kari and ciara tried to teach her how to grind and booty dance. she made an attempt and it ended up that given her limp/short leg, that when she tried such a move it looked more like tha stanky leg rather then n e sort of booty dancing.

also... kari was grinding on uhnker (for 5 bucks obv). this lead to him getting a little over confident which led to him drinking 7 sky mini shooters in about 10 mins. this lead to him being HAMMERED 30 mins from then. we drug him out to the car and the dude who came with him drove them home.

well... we get a call about 30mins later and it is uhnker's friend saying that they got to his house and when he opened the door uhnker fell out and was completely passed out on the side of the road. (uhnker is about 6'5" and weighs 350lbs or so. his friend was 6'0" and weighed 190). needless to say he was unable to get him up and into the house. so he had to go inside and wake up uhnker's dad. they still were unable to get him in the house so they had to call 911 and an ambulance came and they took him to the hospital. so he got an iv n **** and is starting to feel better

Quote:

Originally Posted by hockeyav

Driving down to ecu atm for my last weekend of hockey (playoffs)

gogogogog. score some goals and win some games

Quote:

Originally Posted by udbrky

Did you burn the book this time?

no unfortunately i didnt get to burn that one yet

02-20-2009 , 04:46 PM

#3691

HBomb

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Does anyone know if there's a way to breakdown a large file of hand histories in HEM to import smaller individual files rather than a super large one? I got a link to a stars database query and the file is really huge, I'm just wondering if there's a way to break it into intervals so my comp isn't tied up 2-3 hours.

02-20-2009 , 04:53 PM

#3692

Teambass

newbie

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawade

Ugh. We were reviewing for my exam today in my Micro class and of course I donked it up and left my phone/alarm in the other room and overslept.

Bleh, so sick of school. Have a test in 45 minutes I haven't really studied for and had a paper due today that I decided to wait til this morning to finish. Second semester senior and so sick of school. Obv played a few hours of poker last night in place of studying, i hope it pays off!

02-20-2009 , 05:05 PM

#3693

mrmossy84

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Teambass

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawade

Ugh. We were reviewing for my exam today in my Micro class and of course I donked it up and left my phone/alarm in the other room and overslept.

fridays off

02-20-2009 , 05:27 PM

#3694

fopah

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mrmossy84

fridays off

this

02-20-2009 , 05:31 PM

#3695

DaycareInferno

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i heart years off

02-20-2009 , 05:44 PM

#3696

d_smith77

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DaycareInferno

i heart years off

this

02-20-2009 , 05:47 PM

#3697

wems

old hand

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DaycareInferno

i heart years off

this

02-20-2009 , 05:48 PM

#3698

wems

old hand

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Quote:

Originally Posted by d_smith77

this

you beat me to it...

02-20-2009 , 05:56 PM

#3699

fopah

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wems

you beat me to it...

this

02-20-2009 , 06:04 PM

#3700

fopah

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<-- is taking shots(at poker)

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