first post itt. i hear you guys have become a zoo. well done

aggo: please respect money
please respect money



wow fml. worst tilt in like 6 months =/

go kill a transient

the bad thing is that i never like feel bad about how much money i lost in a tilt session... that has to change

thats pretty baller imo

i'm the say way aggo except i tilt and erase my profits once every 2 weeks-2months

it isn't. im ****ed up in the head.

Were you the one playing 30/25 comstizzle? Or was that Dint? I don't see how people wouldn't be 3betting the snot out of somebody playing 30/25 at 25NL.

i played about 28/24 and i don't get 3bet all that much on full tilt

Is my river play weak here? I'm wondering if I should b/f or c/c instead of c/f.
villain is unknown 21/5

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BB: $17.87
Hero (UTG): $10.87
MP: $12.52
CO: $10.70
BTN: $10.18
SB: $10.00

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is UTG with Q Q
Hero raises to $0.40, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.40, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.95) 3 J 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.70, BTN calls $0.70

Turn: ($2.35) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BTN calls $2

River: ($6.35) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $2.70, Hero folds

b/folding is def the best option

that is great river to just b/f

Being sweated by Goonercam at the time, i said to him this turn is a b/f, he was unsure, then i timebanked down and panicked.
Luckily i run good.

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BB: $53.99
Hero (UTG): $51.18
MP: $25.00
CO: $49.07
BTN: $45.84
SB: $37.59

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with 3 3
Hero raises to $1, 1 fold, CO calls $1, BTN calls $1, 1 fold, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($4.10) 9 3 6 (4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4.10, CO calls $4.10, BTN folds, BB folds

Turn: ($12.30) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $9, CO raises to $22, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $13

River: ($56.30) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $21.97 all in, Hero calls $21.97

haha that was such a sick hand


speaking of, im a sick NL10 baller aightt. it was the grindcore impersonator


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Hero (BB): $26.89
UTG: $5.05
CO: $18.48
BTN: $9.55
SB: $20.50

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with 4 7
3 folds, SB raises to $0.30, Hero raises to $1.10, SB calls $0.80

Flop: ($2.20) T 2 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.40, SB calls $1.40

Turn: ($5.00) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.40, SB calls $3.40

River: ($11.80) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $20.99 all in, SB folds

Final Pot: $11.80
Hero wins $11.23
(Rake: $0.57)

gooners gonna goon

vs a really damn good reg at these stakes. I guess this means he thinks i float a ton

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Hero (MP): $253.25
CO: $383.50
BTN: $200.00
SB: $220.30
BB: $181.45
UTG: $221.95

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is MP with A A
UTG raises to $8, Hero calls $8, 4 folds

Flop: ($19.00) 6 7 3 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $12, UTG raises to $34, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $70, UTG raises to $213.95 all in, Hero calls $143.95

Turn: ($446.90) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($446.90) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $446.90
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
UTG shows T T (a pair of Tens)
Hero wins $443.90
(Rake: $3.00)

Honestly, this probably isn't far off optimal for this reason. Nobody makes like difficult for you. Even the people that do 3b all 3b way too much from the blinds and not enough in IP.

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CO: $50.00
BTN: $75.45
SB: $100.35
Hero (BB): $58.15
UTG: $105.10
MP: $69.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 2 2
1 fold, MP raises to $1.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.25) 2 8 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $2.00, MP calls $2

Turn: ($7.25) T (2 players)
Hero bets $4.50, MP raises to $12.50, Hero raises to $23, MP raises to $66.25, Hero calls $31.65 all in

River: ($116.55) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $116.55
Hero shows 2 2
MP shows T T
MP wins $101.95
(Rake: $3.00)


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MP: $111.30
Hero (CO): $54.35
BTN: $60.65
SB: $100.05
BB: $54.80
UTG: $81.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with Q Q
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN raises to $5, 2 folds, Hero raises to $12, BTN calls $7

Flop: ($24.75) K 9 J (2 players)
Hero bets $10.25, BTN calls $10.25

Turn: ($45.25) A (2 players)
Hero bets $32.10, BTN calls $32.10

River: ($109.45) J (2 players)

Final Pot: $109.45
Hero shows Q Q
BTN shows J A
BTN wins $106.45
(Rake: $3.00)


like vs unknown/standard?

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SB: $85.15
Hero (BB): $96.70
UTG: $61.30
MP: $39.50
CO: $20.25
BTN: $86.80

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with J Q
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3, MP calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($6.75) 5 8 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.00, MP calls $5

Turn: ($16.75) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $11.00, MP calls $11

River: ($38.75) T (2 players)
Hero bets $38.75

c/f turn in the QQ hand?

too much on river i think i'd make it like 24 in the QJ hand, i'd bet pot or close to pot as a bluff

that shove is like a 2/3 pot bet given his stack.

and really b/f? whats his turn range (and folding range)? unknown btw

my session in a nutshell.

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SB: $28.81
BB: $25.00
UTG: $27.80
MP: $19.75
Hero (CO): $29.94
BTN: $79.16

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with K K
UTG raises to $0.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, SB calls $2.90, 1 fold, UTG raises to $27.80 all in, Hero raises to $29.94 all in, 1 fold

Flop: ($58.85) T 4 2

Turn: ($58.85) 3

River: ($58.85) 5

Final Pot: $58.85
UTG shows A K (a straight, Five high)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
UTG wins $55.91
(Rake: $2.94)

the reason i say check/fold is because i doubt he's folding a king to the shove, but now he will fold a jack. also a number of his draws hit and he can have a random ace he floated flop with. however he's not betting worse if we check, and will prolly check back his jacks.

basically the ace stops us from getting value from his jacks and what few draws that didn't hit or improve and our bet will only get called my better. thus just c/f. if he's folding a king i like it

didnt see his stack in the QJ hand yeh i think just shove it.

not on my watch son.

anyway, gonna try and roll upto 1k in a week playing NL10, wish me luck. its very soft


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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SB: $10.00
BB: $5.22
UTG: $10.87
Hero (CO): $14.92
BTN: $11.47

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with K 7
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.30, 2 folds, BB calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.65) T 6 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.40, BB raises to $0.80, Hero calls $0.40

Turn: ($2.25) 5 (2 players)
BB bets $0.70, Hero calls $0.70

River: ($3.65) Q (2 players)
BB bets $0.70, Hero calls $0.70

Final Pot: $5.05
BB shows 9 2 (a pair of Fives)
Hero shows K 7 (a pair of Fives - King kicker)
Hero wins $4.81
(Rake: $0.24)