i posted this in the brew but wtf with the entire Turtle plotline in Entourage. Some of the worst writing i have ever seen.

people still watch entourage?

yes my avatar is mesmerizing

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 895327
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP: $322.80
CO: $53.65
BTN: $62.45
Hero (SB): $61.50
BB: $51.90
UTG: $67.65

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with J J
1 fold, MP raises to $1, CO calls $1, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.50) 5 3 J (3 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $1.50, CO folds, Hero calls $1.50

Turn: ($6.50) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP says "u have 3 ??", MP says "no", Hero says "no", MP bets $3.50, Hero raises to $9, MP calls $5.50

River: ($24.50) 2 (2 players)
MP says "A4", Hero says "no", Hero requests TIME, MP says "53", Hero says "flush?", Hero checks, MP says "i have full house", MP bets $3.50, Hero says "y u bet tree fiddy", Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $18.50, MP says "call", MP calls $15

Final Pot: $61.50
MP shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Threes)
Hero shows J J (a full house, Jacks full of Threes)
Hero wins $58.50
(Rake: $3.00)

nice reference

The flush, oh how royal, (look at villains hand)?
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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SB: $53.80
BB: $61.70
UTG: $61.10
Hero (CO): $123.05
BTN: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with T A
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.50) Q J K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.50, SB calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.50) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6.50, SB calls $6.50

River: ($21.50) K (2 players)
SB bets $6, Hero raises to $82.50, SB calls $37.30 all in

Final Pot: $108.10
SB shows J 2 (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
Hero shows T A (a Royal Flush)
Hero wins $106.10
(Rake: $2.00)

40 Year Old Virgin

playing 2 tables is the nuts


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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Hero (BB): $21.90
UTG: $18.50
CO: $11.22
BTN: $64.36
SB: $12.50

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 4 9
2 folds, BTN calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.25, BTN calls $1

Flop: ($2.60) Q Q K (2 players)
Hero bets $1.40, BTN raises to $3.25, Hero calls $1.85

Turn: ($9.10) J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $5, Hero raises to $17.40 all in, BTN folds

Final Pot: $19.10
Hero mucks 4 9
Hero wins $18.17
(Rake: $0.93)

rush variance >>>> HU

Almost as serious a breakdown in rationale as listening to advice from people who hide their screennames IRL but want respect? Or maybe as serious a breakdown in rationale as challenging someone to HU4Rollz and then immediately backing down as soon as the challenge is accepted? Would you say the breakdown was bigger than any of those monsters in irrationality?

this is cute. i havent read one of these in a while. welcome back

lol im only half serious and half bewildered at the gall of old dude. Anyways yeah the play i made was probably not a great one, nothing to see here....

i dont consider yours hidden though. At one point i used to know it anyways

lol just giving u **** cause i can. i need to start giving my sn out though :/ im a little too hidden as well

lol mdorand going full Wizard on Aggo

actually he didn't post his ptr...

my sn is namtastic

oh sheesh

I'm pis.juliam on Stars

Does that dude still play? He was awesome lol

no clue but him on my left was a dream table

not sure which one you mean, but i'm pretty sure they both do

itaba is the new pis.juliam

edit: wow a few days ago he won $240 shoving $5 pre with 88+/AT+. thats 48 coin flip wins

edit2: ouch -$211 tonight for him

Full Tilt - $0.50 NL RUSH (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

UTG: $27.35
MP: $48.60
CO: $125.55
BTN: $87.25
SB: $115.60
Hero (BB): $81.00

SB posts SB $0.25, Hero posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.75) Hero has J J

fold, fold, CO raises to $1.50, fold, fold, Hero calls $1.00

Flop: ($3.25, 2 players) J A 6
Hero checks, CO bets $2.50, Hero raises to $9.00, CO calls $6.50

Turn: ($21.25, 2 players) Q
Hero bets $18.00, CO raises to $115.05 and is all-in, Hero calls $52.50 and is all-in

River: ($162.25, 2 players) K

CO shows A A (Three of a Kind, Aces)
Hero shows J J (Three of a Kind, Jacks)
CO wins $159.25

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Full Tilt - $0.50 NL RUSH (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

SB: $238.90
BB: $74.15
UTG: $14.15
MP: $49.40
Hero (CO): $56.65
BTN: $85.45

SB posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.75) Hero has 6 A

fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, SB calls $1.50, fold

Flop: ($5.75, 3 players) 8 3 5
SB checks, Hero bets $3.00, fold, SB raises to $10.00, Hero calls $7.00

Turn: ($25.75, 2 players) 8
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($25.75, 2 players) J
SB bets $9.00, Hero raises to $33.00, SB raises to $57.00, Hero calls $11.90 and is all-in

SB shows 8 8 (Four of a Kind, Eights)
Hero mucks 6 A (Flush, Ace High)
SB wins $112.55


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Full Tilt - $0.50 NL RUSH (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

SB: $114.10
BB: $50.00
UTG: $12.85
MP: $195.65
CO: $42.65
Hero (BTN): $130.90

SB posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.75) Hero has K 9

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.00(missclicked, was supposed to be 1,50), fold, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($2.25, 2 players) 2 7 9
BB bets $2.00, Hero raises to $5.00, BB raises to $18.00, Hero raises to $56.25, BB calls $31.00 and is all-in

Turn: ($100.25, 2 players) A

River: ($100.25, 2 players) 3

BB shows 7 6 (Flush, Nine High)
Hero shows K 9 (One Pair, Nines)
BB wins $97.25

Absolute, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $4.36
BTN: $4.29

Pre-Flop: K Q dealt to Hero (BB)
BTN raises to $0.06, Hero raises to $0.22, BTN calls $0.16

Flop: ($0.44) 7 2 8 (2 Players)
Hero bets $0.31, BTN raises to $0.62, Hero raises to $1.81, BTN calls $1.19

Turn: ($4.06) 3 (2 Players)
Hero bets $2.33 and is All-In, BTN calls $2.26 and is All-In

River: ($8.58) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $8.58 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed K Q and LOST (-$4.27 NET)
BTN showed 4 2 and WON $8.08 (+$3.80 NET)