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08-23-2010 , 09:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheWizardOfOddz
i thought you meant over your last 70k hands, not your last 70k hands at 25nl. Your ptr shows a steady decline which is why i said that.
PTR has me beating 25NL for under 5BB, HEM has me beating it for 14bb/100.
PTR has me down $150 @ 50NL, HEM has me up $300.
PTR can suck my left testicle.
08-23-2010 , 09:32 PM
PTR doesn't track rush either. And I see dintyo playing the RRRRUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH a lot.
08-23-2010 , 09:36 PM
PTR is garbage. It misses tons of hands. On mine it says I played 2,600 hands of 200nl and 105k 100nl where I played 33,00 of 200nl at 1.06 bb/100 and 220k of 100nl at 1.72bb/100 in my database on my laptop from Nov 09 to March. But I like my stats, people probably think I am garbage if they look at mine.
08-23-2010 , 09:40 PM
wiz, when we played together, did you have a feeling that Im incompetent ****** who got to nl100 by running hotter than the sun over couple hundred k hands and that I prob cant beat nl2?

plz honest answer
08-23-2010 , 09:51 PM
also, plz I need to transfer 55$. I will send on ipoker and receive on FTP. I assume I can ship someone money and not go through the hustle (I dont want to authorize my acct so I can withdraw).
Plz pm me
08-23-2010 , 09:56 PM
how big is ur dick?

well mine is this big

well **** u. mines bigger. its this big.

yeah well **** u. ur wrong. mines actually this big. i lied to first time.

u lying sack of ****. i knew u were lying and lied too cause i felt bad so lets measure again.

ok fine.

(measure)

told u mine was bigger

NO

YES

NO

YES

NO.


and thats all she wrote
08-23-2010 , 09:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krax
wiz, when we played together, did you have a feeling that Im incompetent ****** who got to nl100 by running hotter than the sun over couple hundred k hands and that I prob cant beat nl2?

plz honest answer
In the heads up match we played, i think you adjusted to me in a really bad way and got exploited because of it(no offense, just imo you did not adjust very well). but you did seem to have a clue of what i was doing but just didnt combat it well. You can handread pretty well etc and should be able to beat 50nl 6max, the few things i would say about your 6max game is that you should squeezed less from the btn and increase your stealing from lp(especially the CO). You also hardly flatted from the btn if i can remember correctly which is something you should try to do more especially from CO opens, instead of 3betting.

This could be completely off since this is just off my memory but it should be fairly accurate. If you have any more questions , ask away.
08-23-2010 , 10:13 PM
how do i do it!?

Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $8.53
SB: $5.00
BB: $3.80
UTG: $5.00
Hero (MP): $7.46
CO: $5.05

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP with Q J
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.15, CO calls $0.15, BTN calls $0.15, 1 fold, BB calls $0.10

Flop: ($0.62) T K A (4 players)
BB bets $0.50, Hero raises to $1.78, CO folds, BTN folds, BB calls $1.28

Turn: ($4.18) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.18, BB calls $1.87 all in

River: ($7.92) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $7.92
BB shows 7 J (a pair of Jacks)
Hero shows Q J (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero wins $7.54
(Rake: $0.38)

guys i think i'm on another level
08-23-2010 , 10:21 PM
srooney u made me remember a joke i heard, its bad and i suck at translating but whatever

Two kids arguing
- My dad is better!
- No my dad is better!!
- Noo my dad is the greatest person ever !!!111
- Shut uupp my dad is tall like that door
- Oh yeah? well my dad raise his arms and touch the roof
- Really? My dad raises his arms and can touch the clouds!
- And when he squeeze them, do they feel soft?
- Of course they do"""!!
- Well that thing he's grabbing is my father's ballsack

*rimshot*
08-23-2010 , 10:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheWizardOfOddz
This could be completely off since this is just off my memory but it should be fairly accurate. If you have any more questions , ask away.
fwiw at least that part with bad adjustments to your hu game is right, I just dont play hu too much/never studied it etc. I dont really think I sqz too much, I'd say quite the opposite tbh. Thanks.


----Long whine post, dont read it. I need to vent, thats all. Feel free to ignore it.

why the **** does god hate me? IDK, something is wrong with me. I just cant win, no matter what stakes, no matter how I play, how many tables I play. Granted, I run really, really bad (7.5k hands of nl10/25 at -10ptbb/100, which makes roughly -16BIs and Im fairly certain that I dont lose that much even if Im on monkey tilt).

10BI under EV, but still I'd think that I should not ever drop that much at those stakes. Both redline and blue line negative, got three of a kind 18x and won 2.5bi, the same goes for straights etc. Btw, once again decent percentage of my losses is ******ed hu, where I once again ran like a cripple (6bi, one of those was spew though). I made more on the MP and CO than I did on BTN ffs (I made exactly one BI on the btn). Lol Im losing with flopped overpairs

I watch my ptr and, yes, it doesnt look nice, but it ****ing proves that I was able to BE the toughest nl50/100 games online for 120k hands with no tableselection whatsoever and I actually think I have improved since then. And it doesnt track ptr (I reckon another 100k hands at least), wtf is wrong with me

---

Just a rant, there is no helping me and there is just one answer, just shut up and continue, which is exactly what I intend to do.

still would appreciate that ipoker transfer if someone can help. plz PM me your sn (if its possible obv, I dont want to cause any trouble..but I also dont want to activate my acct).

Also, glee is awesome tv show
going to bed now, gnight bbv
08-23-2010 , 10:26 PM
what?
08-23-2010 , 10:35 PM
I would honestly quit poker if i had that mindset krax because i know i wont play optimally and as a result not win. Some people may forget this but poker should not control your life and should not make you visibly upset or mad for a extended period of time. Poker is a very grueling and unhealthy lifestyle which is why i decided to get out on top and leave because i know that even if i was beating 200nl+, i would not be happy because i would have to sacrifice too much, both socially and physically. Just my opinion so take it fwiw.
08-23-2010 , 10:38 PM
wait til you try jobs
08-23-2010 , 10:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaycareInferno
wait til you try jobs
At least you are surrounded by actual people and not infront of a desk all day. I just think poker is a very unhealthy lifestyle and brings the worst out of everyone. Most people get addicted and become degenerates, this is not the road i want to take but to "each there own " i guess. It is really hard to find balance in your life when you play poker imo because the lifestyle is cruel sometimes but I am not here to judge any one so i hope i dont offend anyone by this post.
08-23-2010 , 10:50 PM
well, its unhealthy for a lot of people, but its not like you have no control. you can still get excercise and be around people if you make an effort. but ya, i'd def agree its not for most people.
08-23-2010 , 10:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheWizardOfOddz
At least you are surrounded by actual people and not infront of a desk all day. I just think poker is a very unhealthy lifestyle and brings the worst out of everyone. Most people get addicted and become degenerates, this is not the road i want to take but to "each there own " i guess. It is really hard to find balance in your life when you play poker imo because the lifestyle is cruel sometimes but I am not here to judge any one so i hope i dont offend anyone by this post.
How much is it for both poker a life coaching?
08-23-2010 , 10:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaycareInferno
wait til you try jobs
What's a job?
08-23-2010 , 10:57 PM
Im ok with my social/sport life right now. I mean, obv could be better, but I dont think that by much, given that I live 90 minutes away from my friends. And its impossible to find any job besides fast food right now.
I'd quit poker if I had anything else to do, but uni doesnt start for a month. The only thing poker really ****s up is my sleep schedule, but I wasnt sleeping properly even before poker, so w/e I guess.

And Its not like I walk around pissed all the time. I play session, vent for five minutes/watch some tv show and Im ok. I already got used to being broke fwiw.

That said, I do not intend to move up beyond nl100 in foreseeable future (if I ever get there ldo). If I will be really beating nl50, I'll just rent an apartment in the city. That should improve my life on every level fwiw and **** the dream of actually buying my own place from poker moneys at the age of 21, Im not good enough
08-23-2010 , 10:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
What's a job?
its the place where you meet lots of really cool people and get a nice workout too obv
08-23-2010 , 11:01 PM
You just need to have the right approach to poker if u want success longterm and I'm not just talking about $, but as u said, physical and social aspects. I'd recommend u guys watch TOmmy Angelos series called Eightfold way to poker elightement, just talk about viewing poker the right way etc. But nevertheless, if u can't be the best at something and make some serious $, then grinding away your life at micro stakes is a waste of time imo and you're really not contributing anything to society. It's just like any other sport, take football for example, yeah there are big stars like Messi, Ronaldo, Rooney, but go to your local club and you'll see that most of the players there are losers.
08-23-2010 , 11:02 PM
these are always satisfying

Full Tilt - $0.10 Ante $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (BTN): $28.67
SB: $20.97
BB: $21.83
UTG: $33.56

BB posts ante $0.02, SB posts ante $0.02, UTG posts ante $0.02, Hero posts ante $0.02, SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.23) Hero has J J

fold, Hero raises to $0.45, fold, BB calls $0.35

Flop: ($1.03, 2 players) 7 J T
BB checks, Hero bets $0.85, BB calls $0.85

Turn: ($2.73, 2 players) 7
BB checks, Hero bets $2.00, BB calls $2.00

River: ($6.73, 2 players) 8
BB bets $2.00, Hero raises to $25.35 and is all-in, BB calls $16.51 and is all-in

Hero shows J J (Full House, Jacks full of Sevens)
BB mucks 2 7 (Three of a Kind, Sevens)
Hero wins $42.75
08-23-2010 , 11:04 PM
Does anyone here want to contest that 10nl rush is rigged? COS **** MY BEARD.
08-23-2010 , 11:05 PM
on the topic - poker has definitely made me a worse person and ****ed my lifestyle in many ways. idk i've always had kinda degen tendencies tho, poker just amplifies my already flawed personality.
08-23-2010 , 11:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
Does anyone here want to contest that 10nl rush is rigged? COS **** MY BEARD.
i lost like 15 buyins at it if i remember right
08-23-2010 , 11:12 PM
GOOD BRUFF BROSKI

Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $11.11
BTN: $4.76
SB: $24.30
Hero (BB): $14.06
UTG: $10.65
MP: $11.05

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with J J
UTG calls $0.10, 3 folds, SB calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.50, UTG calls $0.40, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.10) 2 J 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $1.10, Hero calls $1.10

Turn: ($3.30) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $9.05 all in, Hero calls $9.05

River: ($21.40) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $21.40
Hero shows J J (a full house, Jacks full of Twos)
UTG shows 9 5 (a pair of Twos)
Hero wins $19.98
(Rake: $1.42)

      
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