"alright this guy must know that with his super tight image his 4bet here reps such massive strength that he cant make this play with a value hand, so his range therefore must be weighted towards air, so i 5bet jam and print money because he folds his entire range muahahaha

OMG ACES WHAT THE HELL

oh please god let me get there time i will never bluff again. ohhhh i turned a backdoor one card straight and flush draw c'mon one timeeee

DAMN IT

i swear to god i run worse than any of those idiots on 2p2"

Fish induced, slow rolled, and soul owned me lolz

it was my last hand of the session. last table. 5/6 tables on sitout next bb. and 5/6 tables already sitting out. i was tired and decied to watch some tv. checked back to the screen and he was a 45/10 fish and i was like he is talking, i should shove just for ****s and giggles.

it was like check check chekc check river that turn was a bad card for me. i was like ok =] shove!. he timed to the last 2 secodns and was saying things like , i dont see a straigh flush. that turn was a bad card for me.... and all that jazz. then called.

lolz i got owned

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
Hero ($26.71)
BB ($12.15)
BTN ($75.52)

Dealt to Hero 9 7

fold, Hero raises to $1, BB calls $0.75

FLOP ($2) Q A 7

Hero checks, BB checks

TURN ($2) Q A 7 5

Hero checks, BB checks

RIVER ($2) Q A 7 5 4

Hero bets $13, BB calls $11.15 (AI)

BB shows K T
(Pre 66%, Flop 97.2%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero shows 9 7
(Pre 34%, Flop 2.8%, Turn 0.0%)

BB wins $23.10

ahahah

Higher stakes players are 2x and 2.5x'ing their button opens as a standard, now that there is so much 3betting going on at AP's 10NL and 2NL (I'm sure the 25NL tards are still nits) I think it's much more effective, they just spaz when I open 2x with aces anyway, either 3betting too small or too big, the thing that I like the most about it is that any 3bet size is awkward so I get to **** with the light 3betting noobs before they even make their raise and I am only risking 4 to win 3.

What scumbag rb site did you sign up with?

+1 for you moving to another poker site. Anybody that isn't fully ******ed can gtfo.

What scumbag rb site did you sign up with?

+1 for you moving to another poker site. Anybody that isn't fully ******ed can gtfo.[/QUOTE]

http://www.rakeback.com/

Do you get a monthly $15K freeroll with rb.com? I get it through raketherake as long as I rake $100 during the previous month, it's a fairly juicy freeroll with only 600 to 800 people playing in it.

did you email your rb provider?

You shouldn't be dropped like that.

Can you get RB at FTP?

nop wish i did tho

i am going to. but im to tried atm. =] might lose a lot of money for this . but i have school tomorrow and dont want the stress atm

wait... kj it came back up. dont know why

Something tells me this is standard thought process for a lot of people

Maybe it was down at the time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaPYiPEh_tA

checking the nutszz

how the F does this guy win

^^ posted that 1 or 2 days ago :P still fun how the guy w the headphones seems to be rushing into his twitter telling the world what darvin just did

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bb you are missing the "im running into the top of everyone's range" , 2p2er cool way to complain haha

"It's considered a penalty to check the nuts on the river."


Darvin Moon - "I Neber herd dat."

holy **** 10nl deep ante tables on FTP are the nuts

It's funny if you imagine the person reading it to be Patrick Stewart from American Dad.

biggest nitroll ever wtf?

Full Tilt - $0.10 Ante $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

UTG: $2.62
CO: $32.25
BTN: $11.54
Hero (INVALID POS): $20.03
SB: $18.31

BTN posts ante $0.02, Hero posts ante $0.02, UTG posts ante $0.02, CO posts ante $0.02, SB posts ante $0.02, Hero posts SB $0.05, SB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.25) Hero has K K

fold, CO calls $0.10, BTN calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.70, SB calls $0.60, fold, fold

Flop: ($1.70, 2 players) T 2 T
Hero bets $1.00, SB calls $1.00

Turn: ($3.70, 2 players) 4
Hero bets $1.95, SB calls $1.95

River: ($7.60, 2 players) Q
Hero bets $3.70, SB request TIME, SB calls $3.70

Hero shows K K (Two Pair, Kings and Tens)
SB shows 4 4 (Full House, Fours full of Tens)
SB wins $14.00

Of course the 80/25 always has two pair when it goes in on the flop.

Absolute, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 3 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $4.70
Hero (BTN): $5.52
SB: $1.64

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (BTN)
Hero raises to $0.06, SB calls $0.05, BB folds

Flop: ($0.14) T 2 3 (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.11, SB raises to $0.47, Hero raises to $5.46 and is All-In, SB calls $1.11 and is All-In

Turn: ($3.30) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($3.30) 7 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $3.30 Pot ($0.16 Rake)
Hero showed K K and LOST (-$1.64 NET)
SB showed 2 3 and WON $3.14 (+$1.51 NET)




Absolute, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $3.31
BTN: $5.64
SB: $13.49
Hero (BB): $4
UTG: $4

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (BB)
3 folds, SB calls $0.01, Hero raises to $0.10, SB calls $0.08

Flop: ($0.20) 2 Q T (2 Players)
SB bets $0.20, Hero raises to $0.74, SB raises to $1.28, Hero raises to $3.90 and is All-In, SB calls $2.62

Turn: ($8) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($8) 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $8 Pot ($0.40 Rake)
SB showed T 2 and WON $7.60 (+$3.61 NET)
Hero showed K K and LOST (-$3.98 NET)

55/6 AF - 1 over 32 hands, insta fold turn, right? What if stacks were 100bb?



Absolute, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $2
UTG: $3.73
CO: $0.59
Hero (BTN): $3.92
SB: $1.52

Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG calls $0.02, CO calls $0.02, Hero raises to $0.11, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.09, CO calls $0.09

Flop: ($0.36) T K J (3 Players)
UTG bets $0.28, CO folds, Hero calls $0.28

Turn: ($0.92) 7 (2 Players)
UTG bets $1.02, Hero folds

Results: $0.92 Pot ($0.04 Rake)
UTG showed and WON $0.88 (+$0.49 NET)

I wish he was bluffing and I had the balls to ship my last 250bb over the top


Absolute, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $20.61
Hero (BB): $6.58
UTG: $6.80
BTN: $2.97

Pre-Flop: J 7 dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG calls $0.02, BTN folds, SB calls $0.01, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.06) 3 9 3 (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.05, UTG folds, SB calls $0.05

Turn: ($0.16) 4 (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.13, SB calls $0.13

River: ($0.42) 5 (2 Players)
SB bets $0.50, Hero raises to $1.60, SB raises to $2.70, Hero folds

Results: $3.62 Pot ($0.18 Rake)
SB showed and WON $3.44 (+$1.65 NET)

Bluffing those limped pots.

I can rep a 3 pretty well, this was the same 80/25 from the second KK hand where he stacked me for 200bb, the flush misses and he pots river, I was hoping I could just build a pot and then get him off it if no diamonds come through, I'd be 30bb/100 if I didn't do these things.

I've been 3 betting this villian pretty much every orbit so now hes calling with a really wide range and trying to outplay me OOP. With the board low and coordinated I figure he'll end up playing his hand faceup & I'll be able to steal if he shows any weakness.

The turn is really weird and confused me, so naturally, I called.

By the river villians hand looks like a sad overpair with no spade, a weird 9 w/no spade, or some spastic donkery with no spade.

It worked but should I just fold the turn?

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $26.45
CO: $23.85
BTN: $20.00
SB: $61.46
Hero (BB): $52.65
UTG: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 8 K
4 folds, SB raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.75, SB calls $2.00

Flop: ($5.85) 7 6 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.44, SB calls $4.44

Turn: ($14.73) T (2 players)
SB bets $9.00, Hero calls $9.00

River: ($32.73) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $36.46 all in, SB folds

Final Pot: $32.73
Flawless Victory

I honestly don't have a ****ing clue.

FML.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $27.35
CO: $45.09
BTN: $36.68
SB: $41.34
BB: $26.88
Hero (UTG): $48.61

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with T T
Hero raises to $1, 3 folds, SB raises to $4.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $3.25

Flop: ($8.75) T 3 7 (2 players)
SB bets $4.75, Hero calls $4.75

Turn: ($18.25) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12.75, SB raises to $32.34 all in, Hero calls $19.59

River: ($82.93) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)





Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em $0.05 Ante - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $40.75
UTG: $55.95
MP: $20.74
Hero (CO): $72.37
BTN: $52.45
SB: $56.38

Pre Flop: ($0.65) Hero is CO with 2 2
UTG raises to $0.75, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.75, BTN calls $0.75, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.90) 2 9 8 (3 players)
UTG bets $1.75, Hero raises to $5.50, BTN folds, UTG raises to $12, Hero raises to $31, UTG raises to $55.15 all in, Hero calls $24.15

Turn: ($113.20) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($113.20) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)



Less than 10mins later vs same villain:

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em $0.05 Ante - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $96.90
SB: $24.17
Hero (BB): $62.95
UTG: $71.90
CO: $60.39

Pre Flop: ($0.60) Hero is BB with 8 8
1 fold, CO calls $0.25, BTN calls $0.25, SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.25, CO calls $1.25, BTN calls $1.25

Flop: ($6.25) J 6 7 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets $4, SB folds, Hero calls $4, CO folds

Turn: ($14.25) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $6.50, Hero calls $6.50

River: ($27.25) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $23.75, BTN raises to $84.85 all in, Hero calls $27.15 all in