nope!!! also udbrky some sick bet sizing and other good posts, far too patient and helpful imo , lol

icwudt but the real question is

HOW DO U CONFUSE A DICKHEAD????

I do not know mate. I am very confused. Can you tell me now?

Lol, so I decided to play some NL25 tonight after taking a beating at NL50 recently (as detailed in my last post)

FUN TIMES!


Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $25.00
CO: $25.00
Hero (BTN): $41.69
SB: $27.10

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with T K
1 fold, Hero raises to $1, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.25) K 4 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.50, SB raises to $4.50, Hero raises to $40.69, SB calls $21.60 all in

Turn: ($54.45) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($54.45) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $54.45
Hero shows T K
SB shows A K
SB wins $52.45
(Rake: $2.00)

Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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CO: $40.43
BTN: $51.59
SB: $25.00
Hero (BB): $25.78
UTG: $25.00
MP: $16.90

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with Q A
3 folds, BTN raises to $0.85, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.75, BTN calls $1.90

Flop: ($5.60) Q 2 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $4.50, BTN calls $4.50

Turn: ($14.60) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $18.53, BTN calls $18.53

River: ($51.66) 3 (2 players)

Final Pot: $51.66
BTN shows 9 8
Hero shows Q A
BTN wins $49.08
(Rake: $2.58)

Hand #3
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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CO: $27.20
BTN: $25.66
SB: $25.78
Hero (BB): $25.35
UTG: $17.02

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with A A
2 folds, BTN raises to $0.75, SB raises to $2.75, Hero raises to $7.25, 1 fold, SB calls $4.50

Flop: ($15.25) 3 K 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8.00, SB calls $8

Turn: ($31.25) J (2 players)
SB bets $10.53, Hero calls $10.10 all in

River: ($51.45) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $51.45
SB shows K K
Hero shows A A
SB wins $48.88
(Rake: $2.57)

Hand #4
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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UTG: $27.82
MP: $14.38
CO: $27.71
BTN: $25.00
SB: $26.72
Hero (BB): $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with K K
1 fold, MP calls $0.25, CO calls $0.25, 1 fold, SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $1.50, MP calls $1.25, CO calls $1.25, SB calls $1.25

Flop: ($6.00) J 5 Q (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.50, MP folds, CO calls $4.50, SB folds

Turn: ($15.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $14.16, Hero raises to $19, CO calls $4.84

River: ($53.00) 5 (2 players)

Final Pot: $53.00
CO shows T 9
Hero shows K K
CO wins $50.35
(Rake: $2.65)

Hand #5
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $37.32
BB: $29.95
UTG: $36.97
MP: $51.20
Hero (CO): $25.00
BTN: $16.93

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with K K
1 fold, MP raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.75, BTN calls $2.75, 2 folds, MP calls $2

Flop: ($8.60) 9 5 J (3 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $7.25, BTN raises to $14.18, MP folds, Hero calls $6.93

Turn: ($36.96) 3 (2 players)

River: ($36.96) J (2 players)

Final Pot: $36.96
Hero shows K K
BTN shows Q J
BTN wins $35.12
(Rake: $1.84)

Hand #6
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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BB: $55.30
UTG: $38.04
Hero (CO): $25.00
BTN: $26.70
SB: $14.44

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with K J
1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 1 fold, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.25) K 9 5 (2 players)
SB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $5.75, SB calls $4.25

Turn: ($13.75) 8 (2 players)
SB bets $7.69, Hero calls $7.69

River: ($29.13) 3 (2 players)

Final Pot: $29.13
Hero shows K J
SB shows 8 Q
SB wins $27.68
(Rake: $1.45)

Hand #7
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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UTG: $30.27
MP: $30.45
CO: $25.84
BTN: $47.06
Hero (SB): $25.90
BB: $53.10

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with J 8
4 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.50) T 9 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.50, BB calls $1.50

Turn: ($4.50) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $4.50, BB calls $4.50

River: ($13.50) J (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $5.00, Hero calls $5

Final Pot: $23.50
Hero mucks J 8
BB shows 8 K
BB wins $22.33
(Rake: $1.17)

Hand #8
Full Tilt Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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UTG: $27.74
CO: $66.16
BTN: $28.20
SB: $6.49
Hero (BB): $29.44

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with A A
3 folds, SB raises to $0.50, Hero raises to $2.25, SB raises to $4, Hero raises to $5.75, SB raises to $6.49, Hero calls $0.74

Flop: ($12.98) 7 5 T

Turn: ($12.98) Q

River: ($12.98) T

Final Pot: $12.98
SB shows 7 7
Hero shows A A
SB wins $12.34
(Rake: $0.64)

Goodbye Full Tilt. Not a hope I rake another dollar there after the sheer amount of **** I have experienced at the tables there this summer. Piece of ****.

midstakes stars regs thread, gold imo

TY.

I just like giving you a hard time cause I can't understand what you say when you drunk post.

Also, WTF can I not do well on weekend nights? I just was like "yay! a set! I can win this hand! Nope, Howard said "FU" and undersetted me. I'm going to take a page out of Mark's book and go investigate some alcohol.

Krax,

Last week I got a step 2 ticket to try to get into FTOPS.

I finished whatever and got a step 1 ticket.

I then finished whatever and got a step 1 ticket.

Then I finished in 4th, or whatever, and got $1.70

So that's how it's done.

ok im a bit drunk now(prob more than mark)

also
anyone up for a reg game so i dont start donating to 50nl

calm yourself down

Dan, skype me when you're on so we can figure out the jungle/durrrr thing.

I'll send you a pm later just in case you don't see this.

just reread my post that was way too far

You know what cheers me up when I'm down at poker?

Draft beer.

Hotties playing the jukebox and showing terts.

Rows and rows of shots we could never drink in one night.

Late night fights outside the bar.

Screw it, let's go.

Meet me at the bar in 15 minutes.

Suit up.

if this was facebook id like thus

its great when you decide you're gonna put in some extra hours instead of doing something else, and then you totally bomb. i feel so ripped off!

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($57.10)
BB ($179)
UTG ($148)
UTG+1 ($20.20)
TheWizardOfOddz ($60.15)
Hero ($96.15)

Dealt to Hero A 4

fold, fold, TheWizardOfOddz raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, fold, fold, TheWizardOfOddz calls $3

FLOP ($9.75) 8 4 5

TheWizardOfOddz checks, Hero checks

TURN ($9.75) 8 4 5 4

TheWizardOfOddz bets $6.50, Hero raises to $14, TheWizardOfOddz calls $7.50

RIVER ($37.75) 8 4 5 4 Q

TheWizardOfOddz checks, Hero bets $30, TheWizardOfOddz calls $30

TheWizardOfOddz shows 9 8
(Pre 43%, Flop 74.6%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero shows A 4
(Pre 57%, Flop 25.4%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero wins $94.75


Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand TheWizardOfOddznverter Powered By DeucesCracked.TheWizardOfOddzm

MP: $50.00
TheWizardOfOddz: $180.50
BTN: $50.00
Hero (SB): $69.75
BB: $77.95
UTG: $35.95

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with 6 A
2 folds, TheWizardOfOddz raises to $1.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, TheWizardOfOddz calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.50) 6 T J (2 players)
Hero bets $6.00, TheWizardOfOddz calls $6

Turn: ($22.50) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $15.00, TheWizardOfOddz calls $15

River: ($52.50) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $43.75, TheWizardOfOddz folds

Final Pot: $52.50
Hero wins $49.90
(Rake: $2.60)

[ ] can handread

^uh oh, its on now...

lol what the hell is this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhX...ayer_embedded#!

Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
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Hero (BTN): $55.35
Seyla (SB): $32.50
Dintyo (BB): $57.55

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 3 A
Hero raises to $1.25, 1 fold, Dintyo raises to $5, Hero calls $3.75

Flop: ($10.25) 3 A J (2 players)
Dintyo bets $6.00, Hero raises to $12, Dintyo calls $6

Turn: ($34.25) K (2 players)
Dintyo checks, Hero bets $38.35, Dintyo calls $38.35

River: ($110.95) 2 (2 players)




Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
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Hero (BB): $94.70
Seyla (BTN): $30.80
Dintyo (SB): $67.20

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 4 5
1 fold, Dintyo raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 2 4 4 (2 players)
Dintyo checks, Hero bets $2.50, Dintyo calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.00) 3 (2 players)
Dintyo checks, Hero checks

River: ($8.00) Q (2 players)
Dintyo bets $3.00, Hero raises to $12, Dintyo calls $9




Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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gwallagwalla13 (CO): $143.35
Roy G Basch (BTN): $60.75
Hero (SB): $68.50
Dintyo (BB): $50.00
sngftw88 (UTG): $51.20
actionnac (MP): $166.20

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with K A
3 folds, Roy G Basch raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.25, Dintyo raises to $7, 1 fold, Hero raises to $17, Dintyo raises to $50, Hero calls $33

Flop: ($101.50) 6 9 Q

Turn: ($101.50) 7

River: ($101.50) 8



Dint, you are a self confessed losing poker player, who is down 1.3k on ptr

I am a self confessed winning poker player, who is up over 3k on ptr

i'm starting to believe MG's weekend theory

lol do people purposely bumhunt Wiz so they can post HH's ? lol just seems like everyone plays vs him and either makes a huge bluff or light call down

Hey Wiz how many hands do you play a month?

haha ya man

I call them Weekend Warrior's

fwiw he bumhunted me

yeah he was on my left at like half my tables earlier in the day

mate im a winner after rakeback, idiot


[x] dellusional
[x] fish on a heater
[ ] posted your pokerstars ptr which is down 5k

haha fwiw that A6 hand looks like totall spew from the outside but i dont know the history or dynamics u 2 had so cant say much

haha +1

the A4 hand was funny though. props.

wiz likes to stalk people almost as much as I do