yay picked up my new PC today. So stoked to have something that should actually work. Paid way more than i wanted to but just thought id splurge. Took 2 hours just to download and set up all my poker ****, but now ready to do work!

whoops so used to posting HH straight from HEM

He had AQo

Nice MD always feels good when you get that new comp


This may be cool

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/19...-10-nl-856361/

yeah it does! I am a complete noob (as anyone who knows me will attest) when it comes to computers...so im a little worried that i bought something that i dont need at all or is vastly overpriced but im a sucker for good salesmanship and the damn thing looks pretty cool.

wait till you import your DB, it will literally take all day

I may just not import it. I just use it for preflop anyway and that converges fast. I have notes on the regs saved etc.

you could just import hands from the last 3 months or something, that will be pretty quick and give you something at least

lol @ me thinking I was almost done with 50nl

Move up to 100 / 200NL so when your EV line catches up you'll roll in the dough ldo

i was thinking about pulling an hbomb and requesting all my hh from stars. it would probably annoy them a bit since its quite a few million hands.

HO. LY. ****.

Worst day ever, gg bankroll.

Hand #1
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $31.55
BB: $25.70
UTG: $10.75
MP: $22.35
CO: $26.50
Hero (BTN): $45.65

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with Q Q
1 fold, MP raises to $1.20, CO raises to $4, Hero calls $4, 3 folds

Flop: ($9.95) 2 5 T (2 players)
CO bets $4, Hero raises to $41.65 all in, CO calls $18.50 all in

Turn: ($54.95) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($54.95) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $54.95
CO shows K K (a flush, King high)
Hero shows Q Q (a flush, Queen high)
CO wins $52.25
(Rake: $2.70)

Hand #2
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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SB: $23.25
BB: $9.00
Hero (UTG): $25.85
CO: $34.70
BTN: $27.20

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with Q Q
Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, BTN calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 5 5 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, BTN calls $3.50

Turn: ($11.75) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $4, Hero raises to $20.35 all in, BTN calls $16.35

River: ($52.45) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $52.45
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Fives)
BTN shows 5 A (three of a kind, Fives)
BTN wins $50.45
(Rake: $2.00)

Hand #3
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
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BTN: $27.10
SB: $18.45
Hero (BB): $25.15

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with Q A
BTN raises to $1.85, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.35

Flop: ($3.95) 9 6 A (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $2.95, Hero raises to $9.50, BTN raises to $25.25 all in, Hero calls $13.80 all in

Turn: ($50.55) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($50.55) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $50.55
BTN shows A J (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero shows Q A (a pair of Aces)
BTN wins $49.55
(Rake: $1.00)

Hand #4
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $61.65
BB: $34.95
UTG: $27.25
MP: $10.00
Hero (CO): $25.00
BTN: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with K K
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.75) 3 T 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($3.75) J (2 players)
Hero bets $2.50, BTN raises to $7.50, Hero raises to $23.50 all in, BTN calls $16 all in

River: ($50.75) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $50.75
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
BTN shows T T (three of a kind, Tens)
BTN wins $48.25
(Rake: $2.50)

Hand #5
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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SB: $22.35
BB: $7.25
Hero (UTG): $25.00
CO: $67.60
BTN: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with T T
Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, SB raises to $5.85, 1 fold, Hero raises to $25 all in, SB calls $16.50 all in

Flop: ($45.20) 5 A 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($45.20) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($45.20) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $45.20
SB shows A K (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows T T (a pair of Tens)
SB wins $43.20
(Rake: $2.00)

Hand #6
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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BTN: $13.65
SB: $8.60
BB: $43.10
Hero (UTG): $34.20
CO: $38.85

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with K A
Hero raises to $2, CO calls $2, BTN raises to $7, 2 folds, Hero raises to $34.20 all in, 1 fold, BTN calls $6.65 all in

Flop: ($30.05) Q 7 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($30.05) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($30.05) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $30.05
BTN shows K Q (a flush, King high)
Hero shows K A (a pair of Aces)
BTN wins $28.55
(Rake: $1.50)

Hand #6:

PokerStars Game #48359253672: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/08/19 1:04:39 ET
Table 'Fredegundis II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Kivisaba ($25 in chips)
Seat 2: Tombolinni ($61.35 in chips)
Seat 3: game2eazy ($25 in chips)
Seat 4: PKS Ace ($10.25 in chips)
Seat 5: WUSTL ($85.85 in chips)
Seat 6: lunchmoney98 ($13.10 in chips)
PKS Ace: posts small blind $0.25
WUSTL: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WUSTL [2c 2d]
lunchmoney98: folds
Kivisaba: folds
Tombolinni: folds
game2eazy: folds
PKS Ace: raises $0.75 to $1.25
WUSTL: calls $0.75
*** FLOP *** [5h 4d 2h]
PKS Ace: bets $1.30
WUSTL: raises $83.30 to $84.60 and is all-in
PKS Ace: calls $7.70 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($75.60) returned to WUSTL
*** TURN *** [5h 4d 2h] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [5h 4d 2h Qc] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PKS Ace: shows [9h Jh] (a flush, Jack high)
WUSTL: shows [2c 2d] (three of a kind, Deuces)
PKS Ace collected $19.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.50 | Rake $1
Board [5h 4d 2h Qc 7h]
Seat 1: Kivisaba folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Tombolinni folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: game2eazy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PKS Ace (small blind) showed [9h Jh] and won ($19.50) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 5: WUSTL (big blind) showed [2c 2d] and lost with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 6: lunchmoney98 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

God damn especially hand 5...it's like pokerstars is trying to rip my heart out.

Btw if you all are wondering why so many overshoves, it's b/c people call with utter **** so often.

why is hand 5 a big deal?

It was at the bottom end of a series of bad hands, so I finally get it in with AK vs. KQ and the flop obv hits him, so I'm like fk obv, and then I hit my two outer and I have a flicker of hope for my day, but ps made sure to piss on it with a rivered 4 flush.

To be precise, the up/down/up/down nature of it pissed me off most.

ok this made me feel a ton better

http://www.pokertableratings.com/sta...ch/penguin1162

jesus, how the hell do you lose 3k at nl2

wow.... how in the world does that happen?

how is it possible to have a -735 bb/100 i think that is like running hot as the sun but negatively.

how is it possible to lose 2k in 6k hands at NL2!!!!. thats like impossible

haha 1400 buy-in downswing at 2nl. he's due for a heater

he must just chain open shove. i mean, he's -1000bb/100

wow wtf have u ever played ftp/stars? really that has to be a level.

plus party is rigged as hell.

this is his top losing hand, go figure

http://www.pokertableratings.com/sta...ds/penguin1162

dont import hhs, thats the old way that takes forever

make a hem backup file in
hem -> file -> backup and restore

then create a db in the new hem and restore it using the same above page

or

make a .backup in postgres
start menu -> postgres 8.4 -> pgadmin III -> click postgresql 8.4 -> (get password from hem->database management if u forgot it) -> databases -> right click your hem one -> backup -> ok

that makes a .backup file u can use to restore with. u make an empty db in the new hem install then open it in pgadmin like above and do restore.

both should take minutes (less than an hour?) for <500k hands

i mean even if he open chain shoves every single hand. he still has equity he should still win some this is running super bad playing dumb

makes you wonder what it takes to get a rating of 0 considering his is 5

btw new naruto up in 5 hours if any of you were wondering

I mean he would lose less doing that I think.