Sometimes I just can't be bothered to play hands with fish.

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $13.15
UTG: $34.51
MP: $12.89
CO: $23.05
BTN: $40.90
Hero (SB): $23.65

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with K A
1 fold, MP calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $23.65 all in, 1 fold, MP calls $12.64 all in

Flop: ($26.03) 2 4 5

Turn: ($26.03) 2

River: ($26.03) K

Final Pot: $26.03
MP shows J 9 (a pair of Twos)
Hero shows K A (two pair, Kings and Twos)
Hero wins $24.73
(Rake: $1.30)

Sometimes I wish I didn't play hands with fish.

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $12.44
Hero (UTG): $29.53
MP: $23.95
CO: $21.77
BTN: $25.00
SB: $26.79

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with J A
Hero raises to $1, 3 folds, SB calls $0.90, BB raises to $2.25, Hero raises to $29.53 all in, 1 fold, BB calls $10.19 all in

Flop: ($25.88) 2 2 K

Turn: ($25.88) T

River: ($25.88) 6

Final Pot: $25.88
BB shows Q K (two pair, Kings and Twos)
Hero shows J A (a pair of Twos)
BB wins $24.59
(Rake: $1.29)

Geez spraggy you gud at pokerz.

i do that kind of stuff blind vs blind against ss fish all the time, just cuz it's fun and they are ss

Also check out my stack size in hand 1. Playing 5nl with friends earlier with some prop bets and had to have auto reload off. I'm not a fish. I promise!

i've actually wondered if playing without auto top off and just consistently topping off short of the buy in could be +EV for the way regs might play against you

I run so good

Poker Stars $1.00+$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t125/t250 Blinds + t30 - 8 players
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UTG: t8665 M = 14.09
Hero (UTG+1): t3880 M = 6.31
MP1: t10160 M = 16.52
MP2: t13570 M = 22.07
CO: t4150 M = 6.75
BTN: t14220 M = 23.12
SB: t11200 M = 18.21
BB: t3705 M = 6.02

Pre Flop: (t615) Hero is UTG+1 with Q Q
UTG raises to t750, Hero raises to t3850 all in, 1 fold, MP2 calls t3850, CO calls t3850, 4 folds

Flop: (t12915) T K 4 (3 players - 1 is all in)
MP2 bets t750, CO calls t270 all in

Turn: (t13455) A (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t13455) 3 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t13455
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
MP2 shows T A (two pair, Aces and Tens)
CO shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
MP2 wins t540
MP2 wins t12915

i'm pretty sure this would be if you played few enough tables that you could get away without it being too much of a hassle but i expec most of us play so many tables that trying to top up every other hand would impact our play and be -EV overall.

yeah it will be +ev until they have about 35 hands on your

just watched "Kick Ass"

definitely a kick ass movie...

yeah i wondered for all of 4-5 seconds

watching the wire 3x7 and its hard to enjoy the show when you hate/cant stand majority of major crew

??? McNulty is the best character in the show, what are you talking about?

I think I wont be able to finish this ******ed show actually and I finished watching OC for the love of god, thats gotta mean something

nice call by reg


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BTN: $100.00
SB: $240.00
BB: $243.95
UTG: $107.00
Hero (MP): $102.20
CO: $120.05

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP with J 8
1 fold, Hero raises to $3.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $3.50, 1 fold, BB calls $2.50

Flop: ($11.00) 8 A 8 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6, BTN folds, BB calls $6

Turn: ($23.00) 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $16, BB calls $16

River: ($55.00) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $76.70 all in, BB calls $76.70

guy is annoying ****** as far as Im concerned. Drug dealers>Omar>fun cops (herc, Prez, Lester, bunk)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>******ed cops (mcnulty, kima, daniels, that lawyer bitch, rwanda or smth).

As with everything else, it gets way better.

ONCE YOU PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE

how did you end in the tourney wizard?

Exactly ... and they realize you top off to the same amount.

i restole a btn raise w q9o and got called by kqss, i finished out of the money

Best goal ever scored EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWG4UNF9vvI

Wtf is this guy doing on the turn?


Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $84.70
UTG: $61.05
Hero (MP): $53.50
CO: $21.55
BTN: $71.40
SB: $127.15

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with K K
UTG raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, 4 folds

Flop: ($3.75) 8 7 7 (2 players)
UTG bets $2.00, Hero raises to $7, UTG calls $5

Turn: ($17.75) 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $12.00, UTG calls $12

River: ($41.75) A (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $41.75
UTG shows K T
Hero mucks K K
UTG wins $39.75
(Rake: $2.00)

More importantly, how do I lose this hand?

Calling to hit 5 green.

I'm surprised you of all people struggles to get into the mind of a fish.

I obviously didn't label him a fish, otherwise I would've 3b pre

what?




this man knows what hes talking about.

They made us watch "The Wire" or whatever the **** several times in jail, that show sucks ****ing balls.