What to bet, what to bet... aww **** it, max value bitches.
Party Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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SB: $66.99
BB: $218.20
Hero (UTG): $50.00
CO: $50.00
BTN: $51.53

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with 4 4
Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.50) 8 J J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($3.50) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.50, SB calls $2.50

River: ($8.50) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $46.00, SB calls $46

Final Pot: $100.50
SB shows T J
Hero shows 4 4
Hero wins $97.50
(Rake: $3.00)

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/69...r-4bet-864373/

Thanks .

Once you check back the turn, yeah, although I guess villain will c/c a lot too.

i really hate shortstackers.

thanks for listening

Yea very strange line...I could see AK suited calling oop and hitting backdoor flush.
BTW

werent you playing nl10 cereus not too long ago?

for the love of ****ing god, how the **** do u u get this fyucking rigged bollix to stop?

what the **** does a winning hand look like
what the **** does a set or winning set look like
what the **** does a winning AA look like
STOP GIVING ME ****ING DRAWS AND BUM **** ME
STOP GIVING ******S SPECIAL POWERS TO HIT EVERY FLOP PLAYING 100% OF HANDS
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JUST GO **** URSELF
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

what fixed it?

it was the motherboard. when i put in the new one, i forgot to hook up the second smaller cable that goes to the board. it occured to me a little later when i was watching tv, i plugged it in, and now it works fine. starts up, shuts down, etc.

Your momma's ass.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKIKK...eature=related

haha swiift I raelly lolled so hard

nh

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($15.30)
BB ($25)
UTG ($32.49)
UTG+1 ($27.78)
CO ($25)
Hero ($26.05)

Dealt to Hero J 7

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.75, SB calls $0.65, BB raises to $3.25, fold, SB calls $2.50

FLOP ($7.25) 4 4 6

SB checks, BB bets $21.75 (AI), SB calls $12.05 (AI)

TURN ($31.35) 4 4 6 3

RIVER ($31.35) 4 4 6 3 9

SB shows 4 6
(Pre 49%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 100.0%)

BB shows 2 2
(Pre 51%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0.0%)

SB wins $29.79

Best hand ever lol

WHO THE **** WANTS TO SWEAT ME THE MARO NIGHT UK NIGHT TIME TO SEE WTF I CAN DO WITH THIS **** ATM

i've seen that line like 3 times in rush the past few days and snapped it off with like JJ/QQ only to be shown a set and i'm like huh?

Dear Mark

Please to be fixing your capslock key, you dont' have to use it every post.

kthanxbai

brky

Mark can you get a translator pleasee

Would some kind sir mind watching me play NL Holdem tomorrow evening to see if I might have some leaks in my game

Thank you kindly sir.

Mark i can if ya want.

udbrky i just type if its in capts aw well but it suits my poker moods these days

viva lolol, i will try to talk slow but im a typical N-irish person who rants alot and swears alot i will try to be in best behaviour..... just need someone to confirm its bad run and not constant spew.....

speaking of translations required, a classic

Boo Got Shot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmNvM...eature=related

Yea its cool mate DanGamble89 on Skype when ya want it mate

How do I import text like this into PT3? Doesn't the ************* betwen each hh mess everything up? This is just copy/pasted from an e-mail from a hh request.





################################################## ##############################################Stag e #C150780099: Holdem No Limit $0.02 - 2010-08-29 09:32:13.001 (ET) [ 2010-08-29 09:32:13 ] Table: Oxnard.38 (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealerSeat 1 - SIRSPEWSALOT ($3.54 in chips)Seat 3 - ACSESS ($3.82 in chips)Seat 4 - COWI ($3.46 in chips)Seat 5 - NAKMUAY62 ($1.93 in chips)Seat 6 - THOMASKUENZ ($3.42 in chips)No small blind is posted due to player sit outACSESS - Posts big blind $0.02*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to SIRSPEWSALOT [2d 8s] COWI - Calls $0.02NAKMUAY62 - Raises $0.06 to $0.06THOMASKUENZ - FoldsSIRSPEWSALOT - FoldsACSESS - Raises $0.08 to $0.10 (Preselection)COWI - FoldsNAKMUAY62 - Calls $0.04*** FLOP *** [Ad Qs 3d]ACSESS - Bets $0.52NAKMUAY62 - FoldsACSESS - returned ($0.52) : not called*** SHOW DOWN ***ACSESS - Does not showACSESS Collects $0.21 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($0.22) | Rake ($0.01)Board [Ad Qs 3d]Seat 1: SIRSPEWSALOT (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: ACSESS (big blind) collected Total ($0.21) HI$0.21) [Does not show] Seat 4: COWI Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: NAKMUAY62 Folded on the FLOPSeat 6: THOMASKUENZ Folded on the POCKET CARDS############################################# ################################################## #Stage #C150780136: Holdem No Limit $0.02 - 2010-08-29 09:32:17.014 (ET) [ 2010-08-29 09:32:17 ] Table: RANKIN Rd.33 (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealerSeat 1 - ZACKDOG1 ($0.44 in chips)Seat 2 - SIRSPEWSALOT ($3.48 in chips)Seat 3 - THOMASKUENZ ($1.92 in chips)Seat 4 - LUCKYMONSTER ($4.78 in chips)Seat 5 - CFPAIRDBOARD ($2 in chips)Seat 6 - LEONIDS53 ($1.18 in chips)SIRSPEWSALOT - Posts small blind $0.01THOMASKUENZ - Posts big blind $0.02CFPAIRDBOARD - Posts $0.02*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to SIRSPEWSALOT [10c 5c] LUCKYMONSTER - Calls $0.02CFPAIRDBOARD - Checks (Preselection)LEONIDS53 - Folds (Preselection)ZACKDOG1 - FoldsSIRSPEWSALOT - FoldsTHOMASKUENZ - Checks*** FLOP *** [5d Ah 7h]THOMASKUENZ - ChecksLUCKYMONSTER - ChecksCFPAIRDBOARD - Checks*** TURN *** [5d Ah 7h] [7d]THOMASKUENZ - ChecksLUCKYMONSTER - ChecksCFPAIRDBOARD - Checks*** RIVER *** [5d Ah 7h 7d] [Qs]THOMASKUENZ - ChecksLUCKYMONSTER - ChecksCFPAIRDBOARD - Checks*** SHOW DOWN ***THOMASKUENZ - Shows [4h 5s] (Two Pair, sevens and fives) LUCKYMONSTER - Shows [10s 10h] (Two Pair, tens and sevens) CFPAIRDBOARD - MucksLUCKYMONSTER Collects $0.07 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($0.07)Board [5d Ah 7h 7d Qs]Seat 1: ZACKDOG1 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 2: SIRSPEWSALOT (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: THOMASKUENZ (big blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, sevens and fives [4h 5s - B:7h,B:7d,P:5s,B:5d,B:Ah] Seat 4: LUCKYMONSTER collected Total ($0.07) HI$0.07) with Two Pair, tens and sevens [10s 10h - P:10s,P:10h,B:7h,B:7d,B:Ah] Seat 5: CFPAIRDBOARD HI: [Mucked] [9d 2s]Seat 6: LEONIDS53 Folded on the POCKET CARDS############################################# ################################################## #Stage #C150780434: Holdem No Limit $0.02 Turbo - 2010-08-29 09:32:48.015 (ET) [ 2010-08-29 09:32:48 ] Table: ALMA Ave.41 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealerSeat 6 - SQUIRRELDOGGY ($2.47 in chips)Seat 1 - KINGWASABI ($2.31 in chips)Seat 2 - GERARD123 ($1.43 in chips)Seat 3 - MILKY1602 ($2 in chips)Seat 4 - THOMASKUENZ ($1.97 in chips)Seat 5 - SIRSPEWSALOT ($2.21 in chips)KINGWASABI - Posts small blind $0.01GERARD123 - Posts big blind $0.02*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to SIRSPEWSALOT [6s 5c] MILKY1602 - FoldsTHOMASKUENZ - FoldsSIRSPEWSALOT - FoldsSQUIRRELDOGGY - Calls $0.02KINGWASABI - Calls $0.01 (Preselection)GERARD123 - Checks*** FLOP *** [Js Qh 9d]KINGWASABI - ChecksGERARD123 - ChecksSQUIRRELDOGGY - Checks*** TURN *** [Js Qh 9d] [10c]KINGWASABI - Bets $0.03GERARD123 - FoldsSQUIRRELDOGGY - FoldsKINGWASABI - returned ($0.03) : not called*** SHOW DOWN ***KINGWASABI - Does not showKINGWASABI Collects $0.06 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($0.06)Board [Js Qh 9d 10c]Seat 1: KINGWASABI (small blind) won Total ($0.06) HI$0.06) [Does not show] Seat 2: GERARD123 (big blind) Folded on the TURNSeat 3: MILKY1602 Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: THOMASKUENZ Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: SIRSPEWSALOT Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 6: SQUIRRELDOGGY (dealer) Folded on the TURN############################################## ##################################################

http://www.pokertracker.com/products/PT3/docs/ ??

when triple barreling regs goes bad... at least now i know this guy will never fold anything

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $34.25
CO: $49.90
BTN: $81.60
Hero (SB): $68.75
BB: $50.00
UTG: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with A Q
3 folds, BTN raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.50) T 6 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $2.50, Hero raises to $8, BTN calls $5.50

Turn: ($19.50) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $13.75, BTN calls $13.75

River: ($47.00) T (2 players)
Hero bets $45.50 all in, BTN calls $45.50

Final Pot: $138.00
BTN shows K K (two pair, Kings and Tens)
Hero shows A Q (a pair of Tens)
BTN wins $135.00
(Rake: $3.00)

im terrible on level wars, so i have to ask.

dont you think that next time you do triple barrell he will nit up instead of calling lighter?

oh wow i want to join your sweat then