** Official August uBBV Thread ** - Page 323 - Micro Stakes Pot Limit and No Limit

i didnt read the previous 2 posts but i think they were something like this

dan: i love you but i'm a fish, pls help me

esteban: hola, no hable ingles, donde esta el bano

08-29-2010 , 04:02 AM

#8052

VithelTone

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Quote:

Originally Posted by skraper

i didnt read the previous 2 posts but i think they were something like this

dan: i love you but i'm a fish, pls help me

esteban: hola, no hable ingles, donde esta el bano

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIqKBz_Zvg0

08-29-2010 , 04:03 AM

#8053

skraper

Verified Coach NLHE

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 10,241

lol

08-29-2010 , 04:03 AM

#8054

benjamin barker

Hail to the King

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,716

silver medal ironman noob hatin on the VIPs

08-29-2010 , 04:04 AM

#8055

VithelTone

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 5,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by benjamin barker

silver medal ironman noob hatin on the VIPs

Hes just tilted because he got schooled on how to play vs whales.

08-29-2010 , 04:06 AM

#8056

Krax

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,914

Quote:

Originally Posted by gateswi

sick brag, congrats

Im sooo jealous.

08-29-2010 , 04:09 AM

#8057

VithelTone

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 5,676

Hes playing 77/1....

IPoker Network $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $64.60
UTG: $193.07
Hero (MP): $57.48
CO: $114.59
BTN: $22.44
SB: $94.21

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with J

UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.25, 1 fold, BTN calls $2.25, 2 folds, UTG calls $1.75

Flop: ($7.50) 5

(3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $6.00, BTN folds, UTG calls $6

Turn: ($19.50) 8

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $17.50, UTG calls $17.50

River: ($54.50) 8

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $31.73, UTG calls $31.73

Final Pot: $117.96
UTG shows 7

UTG wins $114.96
(Rake: $3.00)

08-29-2010 , 04:11 AM

#8058

skraper

Verified Coach NLHE

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 10,241

Quote:

Originally Posted by gateswi

Hey BBV

I am 3 weeks into a 'fitness plan' - the longest and most successful of my life. I'm eating better and working out every night and so far have lost like 10 lbs. Feels really good. Weight is coming off fast though because I'm pretty heavy.

BB did you kick the habit man?

Also, I'm pricing a new PC (only the mobo, cpu, ram, video card, and HD) - anyone have tips/suggestions? Buying off newegg obv

Good job getting fit! Its takes some effort but you feel a difference. My roommate is doing the same thing. He said its amazing how much difference it makes, even things like getting up out of the chair at the office.

Use http://dealnews.com/ to find some decent discounts on some computer stuff. On newegg.com i suggest using the combo deals and/or the open box deals they have. You can save a decent amount that way.

08-29-2010 , 04:31 AM

#8059

sharkbaitOHH

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 7,165

gateswi sighting

good job Dan! keep it up!

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krax did you busto? why are you 4 tabling 5nl rush?

08-29-2010 , 04:40 AM

#8060

Insta-4Bet

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,150

Took huge beating at 1c/2c, $187 roll now...

How much do I get paid for you to coach me sharkbait?

08-29-2010 , 04:44 AM

#8061

immadeadbird

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Insta-4Bet

Took huge beating at 1c/2c, $187 roll now...

How much do I get paid for you to coach me sharkbait?

lolzz im guessing 187$ per hour....

08-29-2010 , 04:48 AM

#8062

Insta-4Bet

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I don't think he can afford that.

08-29-2010 , 04:50 AM

#8063

immadeadbird

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Insta-4Bet

Took huge beating at 1c/2c, $187 roll now...

How much do I get paid for you to coach me sharkbait?

lolzz im guessing 187$ per hour....

edit: i cant read. but your a fish nomeansno l

08-29-2010 , 04:51 AM

#8064

Krax

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,914

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkbaitOHH

krax did you busto? why are you 4 tabling 5nl rush?

close to busto

Im bored now, so Im donking around with 50$ tournament moneys. Leaving tmr for a week of partying, when I get back I'll get rest of my roll (total would be 250-280$) on ftp and try to play nl10. But uni starts, so thank god I have other stuff then poker to occupy me for some time, cuz this game is rigged. (not really ldo, I just suck and cant beat nl5).

Im really happy that I have other stuff than poker going for me atm though. And this summer was sick variance lesson. Like, Im sure I made ****tong mistakes at nl100/was not good enough, but Im equally sure that I played fairly well at nl50 and esp nl25.

08-29-2010 , 04:53 AM

#8065

Insta-4Bet

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Quote:

Originally Posted by immadeadbird

lolzz im guessing 187$ per hour....

edit: i cant read. but your a fish nomeansno l

You can't spell either.

08-29-2010 , 04:56 AM

#8066

immadeadbird

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,276

Quote:

Originally Posted by Insta-4Bet

You can't spell either.

grammar kid. not spelling =]

08-29-2010 , 05:01 AM

#8067

sharkbaitOHH

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08-29-2010 , 05:03 AM

#8068

Krax

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would sweat someone, skype kraxicek, mail skraxik atsign seznam.cz

sharkbait, IDK if Im suposed to get upset, but lol'd at the pic

08-29-2010 , 05:09 AM

#8069

sharkbaitOHH

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not directed at you, obv

08-29-2010 , 05:31 AM

#8070

Mark89er

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i lololol ryan, i agree ahaha

also, i love ppl thibking random **** when stoned

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/32...estion-863368/

08-29-2010 , 06:53 AM

#8071

immadeadbird

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,276

lol won a .25c rebuy Turbo.

whoo !

08-29-2010 , 07:32 AM

#8072

Matjes

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 512

Party Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $4.27
MP: $10.84
CO: $20.96
Hero (BTN): $10.00
SB: $16.07
BB: $8.17

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with K

3 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, SB raises to $1, BB calls $0.90, Hero raises to $3.20, 1 fold, BB calls $2.20

Flop: ($7.40) T

(2 players)
BB bets $4.97, Hero calls $4.97

Turn: ($17.34) 2

(2 players)

River: ($17.34) 3

(2 players)

Final Pot: $17.34
Hero shows K

BB shows A

BB wins $16.48
(Rake: $0.86)

08-29-2010 , 07:33 AM

#8073

Insta-4Bet

banned

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Quote:

Originally Posted by immadeadbird

grammar kid. not spelling =]

You were missing an "e" on the end. We both fail imo, but I think I should be held to a lower standard since I didn't graduate 10th grade. Thanks for the sweat, I wish my computer wasn't such a piece of ****.

08-29-2010 , 08:22 AM

#8074

Mark89er

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DaycareInferno

i just mean the disc spins and the cdrom light comes on for a bit, but nothing happens with that either.

in my work computer what happens is, i press the restart button, cd rom light goes, it fires up, but nothing happens, it doesnt get to the post test, bios settings **** all, its just a black screen, i end up having to hold the reset button in for 30sec +, then it starts again, the keyoard number lock or capt lock light flashs and it beeps then starts

so basically - i have to hold reset button in till the cap locks or number lock comes on

Last edited by Mark89er; 08-29-2010 at 08:27 AM.

08-29-2010 , 08:29 AM

#8075

Matjes

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 512

this felt good

Party Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $10.15
SB: $10.32
BB: $18.11
UTG: $12.36
MP: $10.24
Hero (CO): $11.13

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with A

UTG calls $0.10, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.50, 3 folds, UTG raises to $2, Hero calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.15) 9

(2 players)
UTG bets $2.96, Hero calls $2.96

Turn: ($10.07) 3

(2 players)
UTG bets $7.40, Hero calls $6.17 all in

River: ($22.41) 9

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $22.41
UTG shows 4

Hero shows A

UTG wins $0.00
Hero wins $21.41
(Rake: $1.00)