haha yah my parents made me get a paper route at 12 and i always had jobs from there

but there are tons of rich suburban kids who never get jobs until out of college

and there are even more ghetto kids who dont get jobs

workin the corner's a job yo.

omaha: thinks to self, "why do I always lose 60-40s? oh well"

holdem: spoken outloud with pissed off tone, "this mother ****ing fish always flats my 3bets with trash OOP, calls off 2 barrels with any pair and spikes trips on the river. I'm ****ing cursed! ****ing cursed!"

I was tilting haard & moved down to calm down. First hand at this table, I think this actually saved me some money because I insta quit. Also reminded me to not even attempt to hand read <25nl.


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (SB): $10.00
BB: $7.61
UTG: $6.94
MP: $11.67
CO: $12.20
BTN: $9.31

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with A K
1 fold, MP calls $0.10, CO raises to $0.40, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.30, 1 fold, MP calls $1.20, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.05) J 9 Q (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

Turn: ($3.05) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $8.70 all in, MP calls $8.70

River: ($20.45) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $20.45
Hero shows A K (a pair of Queens)
MP shows T K (a straight, Nine to King)

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pocket jacks has done me so much justice today, co was shipping eveyrthing preflop


Absolute, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
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MP: $8.62
CO: $3.62
BTN: $3.81
SB: $1.16
BB: $1.50
Hero (UTG): $4

Pre-Flop: J J dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $0.07, MP folds, CO raises to $0.56, BTN calls $0.56, 2 folds, Hero raises to $4 and is All-In, CO calls $3.06 and is All-In, BTN calls $3.25 and is All-In

Flop: ($11.27) 7 J A (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($11.27) 7 (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($11.27) K (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $11.27 Pot ($0.56 Rake)
CO showed K Q and LOST (-$3.62 NET)
BTN showed A K and LOST (-$3.81 NET)
Hero showed J J and WON $10.71 (+$6.90 NET)

Sick moves dawg...

IPoker Network $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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BB: $72.72
UTG: $75.82
CO: $50.75
BTN: $50.00
Hero (SB): $81.82

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with 8 8
UTG calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, UTG calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.50) 4 8 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $3.37, UTG calls $3.37

Turn: ($11.24) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $9.00, UTG calls $9

River: ($29.24) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $27.00, UTG raises to $61.45, Hero calls $34.45

Final Pot: $152.14
UTG shows J J
Hero wins $149.14
(Rake: $3.00)

This silly character always bet half pot on the turn with his draws. I didn't think he could possibly call. He showed me, I guess.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (MP): $50.90
CO: $25.00
BTN: $26.57
SB: $24.92
BB: $26.54
UTG: $23.57

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with A J
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.75, 2 folds

Flop: ($1.85) 3 9 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.30, BTN calls $1.30

Turn: ($4.45) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $2.25, Hero raises to $48.85 all in, BTN calls $22.27 all in

River: ($53.49) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $53.49
Hero shows A J (high card Ace)
BTN shows T J (high card King)
Hero wins and lols

i assume its the bots how much did u get?

I had a paper route 4 years ago, I was delivering 850 papers each day at 12c per paper for ~$3K per month. It was very nice money for an 18 year old high school dropout, but I screwed that one up after 7 or 8 months.

i've never had a job besides required work experience whilst at university

oh and i worked at a petrol station for a few months once because i wanted to get a new computer and daddy wouldn't pay for the super computer i wanted

Which country are you from Dint? You call college university, is that England?







Doing well at 2NL still....$159 bankroll, when I reach $225 I'll be moving $200 to pokerstars for 5NL.

Technically, we call university college. They call university university.

Go back to being nomeansno! Why did you change? Also gl on reaching 5nl and don't get tempted by blackjack. Although aren't you due a double up ?

LOL, don't tempt him George!

Also nomeansno, just take shots at 10NL w a 200+ BR.

I'll wait for $400 at Stars before moving it back to AP for 10NL. 20BI bankrolls make me lose my mind and play blackjack.

LOL "**** this I only have 6 BIs for 10nl. might as well play some blackjack"

You can easily swong 12 buyins at 10NL and it's totally standard. It should be a breeze at Stars 5NL, AP's 2NL is insane when there's only 4-6 tables running during the off hours, it's just me vs the same regs every night pounding it out against each other, my 4bet is 16% over my last 5K hands and my turn cbet is in the high 50%'s. Some of these people are DC members through the free membership/signup/deposit thing or w/e.

no offense but you talk about 2nl like it plays plays like 400nl when is most certainly does not, i can guarantee that you could crush that limit playing 18 16 without ever 4bing light, triple barreling etc. You are either exaggerating the skill level or over estimating the skill level of 2nl on ap.

everyone solid, you know that. Us dive-bombers are the only ones that win nowadays.

I think it's a defense mechanism from nomeansno, keep telling yourself everyones a pro and u feel less like a loser.

Well I certainly wouldn't be telling regs that the site I play on is soft, but the large field of players on bigger sites make the micro games much easier. I lose at life, not at 2NL poker.

Any haters? In b4 benj
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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CO: $25.98
Hero (BTN): $26.60
SB: $29.22
BB: $9.04
UTG: $25.33

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with K Q
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, SB calls $0.65, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.75) J 9 8 (2 players)
SB bets $1, Hero raises to $3.50, SB calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.75) 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6, SB calls $6

River: ($20.75) 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $16.35 all in

He seems pretty strong but the 6 is a pretty good river card. Oh also don't like flop raise.