** Official August uBBV Thread ** - Page 257 - Micro Stakes Pot Limit and No Limit

losing my mind right now

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($77.05)
Hero ($50.50)
UTG ($95.65)
UTG+1 ($50.75)
CO ($96)
BTN ($52.25)

Dealt to Hero 8

UTG calls $0.50, fold, CO raises to $2.25, fold, fold, Hero calls $1.75, UTG calls $1.75

FLOP ($7) 6

Hero checks, UTG checks, CO bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50, UTG calls $4.50

TURN ($20.50) 6

Hero checks, UTG checks, CO bets $8.50, Hero calls $8.50, UTG folds

RIVER ($37.50) 6

Hero checks, CO bets $21.50, Hero raises to $35.25 (AI), CO calls $13.75

CO shows A

(Pre 81%, Flop 8.7%, Turn 97.7%)

Hero shows 8

(Pre 19%, Flop 91.3%, Turn 2.3%)

CO wins $105

08-21-2010 , 08:36 PM

#6404

Alexander Young

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FML.

3x in my first 50 hands against the 2nl coin flip machines.

A8 vs. Q8? Get beat.
A10 vs. 34? He turns trips of all things.
K2 vs. 67 after a maniac loses a huge pot and goes AI at first opportunity? Yeap he rivers a straight.

I lost 3 buyins in 15 minutes and was ahead every time

08-21-2010 , 08:39 PM

#6405

Mark89er

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dude dude dude,
VALUE BET VALUE BET VALUE

**** flips, **** comoing here bitching u lost a flip, learn how to play post flop to aviod flips, meh,

08-21-2010 , 08:46 PM

#6406

Spraggy

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Have you been drinking Mark?

08-21-2010 , 08:47 PM

#6407

Mark89er

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yup

08-21-2010 , 08:49 PM

#6408

sharkbaitOHH

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drunk mark

not that i dont

undrunk mark but you get the idea

08-21-2010 , 08:53 PM

#6409

Spraggy

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Best unl series on DC....GO!

08-21-2010 , 09:00 PM

#6410

Alexander Young

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how the hell is it a bad idea to go for the jugular against AI monkeys when they push AI? Every time i had the best hand, and this is a VARIANCE thread in case you couldn't remember. This is the spot where this is *supposed* to be, quit usin your cheeks for a hat kindly.

08-21-2010 , 09:03 PM

#6411

Megloooo

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looooool mark

08-21-2010 , 09:04 PM

#6412

Spraggy

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Hi Alexander. Mark is drunk, he's a very very awesome person though so please don't berate him because you lost some flips. Variance sucks, you are understandably annoyed so it's good that you come here to vent, welcome to the thread.

May I recommend a nice cold glass of Harp to calm you down? It will cost around $6 though so I expect you will be really annoyed once you've bought it. Up to you though buddy.

08-21-2010 , 09:11 PM

#6413

Hoagie

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My next keg is going to be Harp. Can't you just imagine it mark? 124 ice cold pints sitting in your living room? Just pull the tap and...............Ice cold harp.

It will be a couple of weeks probably until this one runs out, but I will post a picture of it for you.

08-21-2010 , 09:12 PM

#6414

Mark89er

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexander Young

ahahaha ur tilting coz u got it allin with a8o and k2 and lost, ahahahahahaha, dude, ur dont havent to win flips with ******s to crush...if u cant take it dont ****ing flip

melgooo, i texted half the world this morning about how to confuse a dickhead, pure awesomeness omo

also spraggy, the good ole harp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-21-2010 , 09:12 PM

#6415

Alexander Young

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Awesome. So let me get this straight. I post something which takes < 10 seconds to read in a bad beats / variance forum, and get instantly berated by a drunk and then "consoled" by someone who immediately after goes "kekeke going to level him kekeke". Blow me.

08-21-2010 , 09:12 PM

#6416

Mark89er

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoagie

SOLID BRAG IMO

08-21-2010 , 09:12 PM

#6417

Megloooo

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haha glad you enjoyed it my boy

08-21-2010 , 09:15 PM

#6418

Mark89er

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexander Young

DUDE U MADE ME LOLOLOL

OK, SORRY U LOST WITH K2 VRS 67o

Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

246,571,776 games 0.257 secs 959,423,252 games/sec

Board:
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 53.924% 53.57% 00.36% 132080328 881244.00 { K2o }
Hand 1: 46.076% 45.72% 00.36% 112728960 881244.00 { 76o }

good night sir, laters

08-21-2010 , 09:18 PM

#6419

aggo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Krax

I think I figured out how the hell are you making moneys at poker

yes 4bet/fold like 99 times in 1 session and they'll never re-adjust after the next one

Last edited by aggo; 08-21-2010 at 09:34 PM.

08-21-2010 , 09:25 PM

#6420

Alexander Young

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at vs. 34.

35% chance of losing

a8 vs. q8

26%

k2s vs. 76o

46%

.46 * .26 * .35 = 5% rounded up.

3 buyins at 5% chance. And again, it's a variance thread. I wasn't posting for advice. If i was posting for advice or information I might have tried a thread that was intended for that. Best part is I wasn't even tilting like some people have said; honestly the replies to this post made me by far madder than the actual play did, that didn't bother me at all.

But in any case, I'm done here, and won't bother posting in this thread again. Enjoy your night all.

08-21-2010 , 09:27 PM

#6421

Spraggy

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You should definitely post again. Just chill outski.

08-21-2010 , 09:36 PM

#6422

Mark89er

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lol dude, okok, not turning this thread into a flaming war thread......unlucky, good luck next time sir booooommmm boooomm

08-21-2010 , 09:43 PM

#6423

udbrky

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You have to understand that when you get it in as a 2:1 favorite, you will lose some of them. Sure you'll lose a few in a row sometimes. it's not like someone goes "hey wait a second, this guy's lost a few, let's give him one"

Mark do you ever read your posts sober?