jamming the river after calling down is much more likely to fold someone off 7x.

idk what we're agruing about tho i think we both agree flatting flop is best play

Volume update. Going swimmingly. Still massively over rolled for 50nl though so won't be dropping down anytime soon.

Sweats from - Hoagie, Cam, Sl8a and Vithel can confirm that August ****ed me in the ass variance wise. It ain't over yet though you fat slut. Olly can confirm as well. Cos I lost it at his house and scrunched a packet of crisps into oblivion.

You're like Robin Hood Spraggy, only you take from the poor(NL10-25) and give to the rich(50NL).(Stakewise u know)

This is all 25nl.

w/e, the joke still applies.

At the moment the 25nl tables seem less Robin Hood and more Planet of the Apes or Jungle Book. Never before have so many button clicking morons busted so many of my buy ins.

My tables are full of fish as well. Here's an average table.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAFKJHDFKJDSHA FSIOFDFDS

OMFG

seat selection, imo

Ye, nomeansno has this skill perfected. Confirmed God seat.

Yeah, u have me to your left, big mistake bro.

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I'm going to post some hands for your enjoyment, have a laugh, I was extremely tilted, playing terribly and I'll never play HU again, I can't think straight but w/e...

NO STRAT IN BBV

Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BB: $96.75
Hero (BTN/SB): $77.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with Q J
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4.50, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($9.00) 6 3 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($9.00) 5 (2 players)
BB bets $5.00, Hero raises to $12, BB calls $7

River: ($33.00) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $25.00, Hero raises to $60.50, BB calls $35.50

Final Pot: $154.00
BB shows 3 3
Hero shows Q J
BB wins $153.50
(Rake: $0.50)

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BTN/SB: $122.95
Hero (BB): $101.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 9 7
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 8 6 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50

Turn: ($6.00) T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $3.00, Hero raises to $11, BTN/SB calls $8

River: ($28.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $25.00, BTN/SB raises to $50, Hero folds

Final Pot: $78.00
BTN/SB wins $77.50
(Rake: $0.50)

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BB: $51.00
Hero (BTN/SB): $92.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 7 4
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) J 2 A (2 players)
BB bets $1.00, Hero calls $1

Turn: ($5.00) 8 (2 players)
BB bets $2.00, Hero raises to $8, BB calls $6

River: ($21.00) 9 (2 players)
BB bets $15.00, Hero calls $15

Final Pot: $51.00
BB shows 6 K
Hero mucks 7 4
BB wins $50.50
(Rake: $0.50)

and last but not least............

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BB: $83.55
Hero (BTN/SB): $58.05

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with K K
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 4 7 Q (2 players)
BB bets $3.00, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($9.00) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $5.00, Hero calls $5

River: ($19.00) 7 (2 players)
BB bets $15.00, Hero calls $15

Final Pot: $49.00
BB shows 7 6
Hero mucks K K
BB wins $48.50
(Rake: $0.50)


Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BTN/SB: $224.30
Hero (BB): $89.20

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with Q Q
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, BTN/SB raises to $10, Hero raises to $30, BTN/SB calls $20

Flop: ($60.00) 2 9 A (2 players)
Hero bets $59.20, BTN/SB calls $59.20

Turn: ($178.40) 3 (2 players)

River: ($178.40) K (2 players)

Final Pot: $178.40
BTN/SB shows 4 A
Hero shows Q Q
Hero wins $177.90
(Rake: $0.50)

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Hero (BTN/SB): $90.65
BB: $76.90

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 9 8
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) T J 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.00, BB raises to $6, Hero raises to $18, BB calls $12

Turn: ($39.00) 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $30.00, BB calls $30

River: ($99.00) 7 (2 players)
BB bets $27.40, Hero folds

oh and this hand was ****ing awesome

this movie looks hilarious...

What happens when some innocent rednecks meet up with some teens who have seen way too many horror movies? Watch and find out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4wFt...layer_embedded

this is the kind of stuff that has been happening to me at 50nl left and right

What's the point of watching the movie? They kinda spoiled it all.

and to think I almost sat out when it went heads up...

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Poker Stars
Hero ($12.50)
($12.10)

Dealt to Hero A J

calls $0.15, Hero raises to $0.75, calls $0.50

FLOP ($1.50) A A 3

Hero bets $1, raises to $4, Hero raises to $11.75 (AI), calls $7.35 (AI)

TURN ($24.20) A A 3 T

RIVER ($24.20) A A 3 T K

shows 4 5
(Pre 37%, Flop 15.4%, Turn 9.1%)

Hero shows A J
(Pre 63%, Flop 84.6%, Turn 90.9%)

Hero wins $23.70

i wasted like 4 searches on PTR looking up spraggy's various accounts LOL.

Not a winner among em

The name spraggy must be cursed imo.

I prolly just suck at poker. This downswing has really shattered my confidence.

liverpool fans are confirmed ****s. booing a guy getting stretchered off, ****in wankers

lol@gettingapoint

the problem with poker is that there is no real way of knowing if you are a winner or not. You have to be honest with yourself, if you constantly call river bets when you know you are beat, even though villain called 3 streets with a gut shot and hit on the river, you know when villain shoves river your tptk is never good(just an example), yet you still call and tell people how bad you run . I am not saying this is what you do, just a example of what people who " run bad" do sometimes.