wwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I feel like a real champion at the 1 penny 2 penny

its because i folded a similar spot against viva with trips and he was bluffing

i dont even think someone would b/f AQ in that spot

This month so far at 10nl
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very nice

start takeing shots at 25NL

So I haven't deposited in years, and as an american, what is the safest way to get money on stars so that I can whore that deposit bonus 1 time?

e.g. not really wanting to use echecks since i dont want my bank account to get closed?

i dont think ur account will b closed. i deposited last a while ago, but i really dont think u should b worried at all. just my opinion and im uninformed so yeah

u talking about the 1st time deposit bonus?

yeah i was looking in the echecks thread and this seems to be the case.

1 time!

lol enjoy ur 600

u r talking about the 1st time deposit thing right? theres not some reload bonus out that i dont know about?

yeah, first deposit

mark is easily the best poster itt when drunk although i can't even understand half of his posts

use echecks ldo... ive never had any problems with them on stars (usa obv)

5400 FPP 6 max satellites on Stars are just awesome. Winning 1 out of 3 seems super easy and if you can do that you just crush $$ wise

dear poker gods: more red line gems plzkthx

The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $77.20
SB: $76.55
Hero (BB): $53.50
UTG: $53.75
MP: $79.35
CO: $588.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 9 8
2 folds, CO raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5.50, CO calls $4

Flop: ($11.25) 2 Q 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.25, CO raises to $16.75, Hero raises to $48 all in, CO folds

Final Pot: $44.75
Hero wins $42.55
(Rake: $2.20)

now I can go to bed.


bonus hand:

dont even ask what I was thinking. But if you're curious--
preflop: hooray! button clicking time
flop: har har TP! cbet. HAR HAR HE HAS NOTHING!!!! HhAHAHAHAHAHAH, YES YES Yes (seriously, this is what goes on in my head, and yes, I was super excited about his c/rmin)
turn: errr, this is weird. Not the best card. Can he have _____ (nope), how about ____ (kinda), errrrr this is weirddddddddd. Ok shove I look FOS he has AJ a ton here.

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $208.75
SB: $203.00
BB: $203.00
UTG: $217.45
MP: $826.70
Hero (CO): $259.25

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with Q 6
1 fold, MP raises to $6, Hero raises to $18, 3 folds, MP calls $12

Flop: ($39.00) 9 7 Q (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $21, MP raises to $42, Hero calls $21

Turn: ($123.00) J (2 players)
MP bets $90, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $199.25 all in, MP requests TIME, MP calls $109.25

River: ($521.50) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $521.50
MP shows T 7 (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
Hero shows Q 6 (a pair of Queens)
MP wins $518.50
(Rake: $3.00)

FFS AND **** WHY IS HNO ONE AWAYE RIGHT NOW!

i has made out with a hot women and no one is around for me to barg to! wtfffff

but when i do, i prefer dos equis! BOOOOOOOOM

**** hangovers...only 3 hours till beer experiment starts again tho

beer experiment= how mnaybeers does it take to get you drunk, never actually counted so today i might

join me in a large glass of water then sir! imma attempt to avoid a halgover tomorrow

you think that works sir with taking a pint of water before bed?
my problem is i come home drunk, load up poker tables and 2+2, get a beer proceed to spew and drink more beer, then wake up with laptop on, poker clinet still running and my beer usual all over me coz i was holding it when i slept!!

Dude drinking water before going to bed is the best thing ever, it makes the hangover 10x better.

no idea if it works or not but i think water before bed is better than no water before bed.

lol @ holding beer while sleeping...ive deff done that on a couple occasions

LIES!

Everyone knows that nl10 is the blackhole of microstakes poker. No one actually wins money there.